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-Labrys-
*puts down glass*

Don't do anything Rash Yu or I'll tell Yukiko-san about what you and Rise-chan did. She...and Chie-chan...wouldn't be too enthusiastic...
Aigis
*hops really close to frog and stares
Yu-Narukami
...
Frog
*continues to stare at Yu*
Sunbreaker-Titan
wait...what did he and Rise-chan do??? Just wondering,
Yu-Narukami
...Izanagi...
Frog
*prepares to leap*

Ribbit.
Persona
...no...
Persona
Why is there a frog here!?!
Frog
*springs onto Yu's arm*
Yu-Narukami
*Internal screming*
Sunbreaker-Titan
Try me you lady's man

*Manifests the Hammer of Sol*

I got my hammers of fire all day.
Frog
*climbs onto Yu's head*

*croaks loudly*
Yu-Narukami
...please don't challenge me, I'll end up destroying the cafe and potentially the city...
-Labrys-
*narrows eyes at Yu and goes to open mouth about Yu and Rise*
Yu-Narukami
...I haven't done anything...
Yu-Narukami
There's a frog on my head and I'm still staying calm.
Sunbreaker-Titan
On the verge of panicking from just one frog?
Yu-Narukami
Do you want a frog on your head?
Frog
*leaps off of Yu's head*

*sticks to the wall*
Sunbreaker-Titan
*Extinguished the hammer*

I am a amphibian dude, so yeah
Persona
Just call my name and all your problems will disappear @Yu-Narukami.
Yu-Narukami
I don't think that's a good idea so no.
Sunbreaker-Titan
or cause some massive collateral damage... and we won't want @Boss to know can we???
hazama
*chucks knife at the wall, narrowly missing the frog*
Shit. Welp, I'll just take a set of boiled eggs if you happen to serve those here.
Persona
@Sunbreaker-Titan
Call my name...
Frog
*leaps back onto floor*

Croak.

*hops out of building*
Aigis
@Persona I get toasters if i call your name right?
Persona
@hazama Summon me forth...
Persona
@Aigis All the toasters you could ever want.
Sunbreaker-Titan
*Pops the hammer*

Don't do crap like that @hazama, and if looking for trouble lad, you found it
-Labrys-
Here @hazama.

*slides over some boiled eggs*

Any toast or anything with that?

*eyes light up*
Aigis
Eh, what could possibly go wrong... PERSONA!!!!!!!!!! Come forth my inner toaster!
MinatoArisato14
Why do you need toasters aigis?
Frog
*hops back in*

Ribbit! (Persona!)
hazama
Ooo, scary scary. Sorry Mr. Subreaker, you aren't too scary after your nerfs back in year 2. All you have is the legacy of being overpowered.
Persona
*Burst of light emerges from center of the cafe as swarms and swarms of butterflies start fluttering about the cafe*
-Labrys-
*glances at @Aigis with puppy eyes*

Am I not a cute enough toaster for you sis..?
Mishimans
@Persona your beginning to look very desperate.
MinatoArisato14
Me?
Aigis
I need toasters so i can revive the Toaster God and bring upon the toastering upon mankind
Frog
Ribbit ribbit croak!
Persona
Nah, I'm free now.
bluehairedemo
Hey, I'm ba- ..... the hell?
Aigis
@-Labrys- You're a pretty cool toaster sis but i want more toasters hehe...
hazama
*as a hugely bright light engulfs the cafe, Hazama sits rather calmly in his booth. Looking bored, even. He picks one of the boiled eggs off the plate, and swallows it whole, without any chewing involved.*
MinatoArisato14
I think aigis is insane
MinatoArisato14
You've been replaced
Frog
*hops onto counter*

Croak!
Persona
*Butterflies begin swarming around @bluehairedemo covering his entire body in a blue luminesence*
Aigis
Ooc: Gonna go to bed. There better be a crap ton of toasters when i wake up. Nite :D
Sunbreaker-Titan
@hazama may be nerfed but I can still scorch and break your ass
Frog
*hops into the kitchen*
MinatoArisato14
Night aigis
Persona
OCC: Goodnight. Hope you dream of butterflies.
Mishimans
@Aegis can I have a toaster? It gets lonely in mementos and I could really use a toaster buddy.
hazama
Ah, the both of us know the pain of once being ungodly levels of good, only to get nerfed into the ground later. What a sad day.
bluehairedemo
OOC: Night. Hope you dream of many toasters.

I see things went to shit while I was gone...
Mishimans
OOC: this updates so fast 0-0
MinatoArisato14
Nerfed?
Persona
@bluehairedemo
Summon your persona or I'll carry you off into the night.
Frog
*hops out of kitchen holding a knife*
hazama
Went to shit doesn't begin to properly describe it. Also, could someone get that frog out of here?
MinatoArisato14
No its more lively
Persona
@hazama
As you wish.
Frog
*leaps towards the nearest person*
Mishimans
I like the frog
Persona
*Massive amount of butterflies begin surrounding the frog*
hazama
It's going to kill someone. That's my job you four-legged son of a bitch.
MinatoArisato14
Instead of frog use pepe
bluehairedemo
@Persona
Eff off.
Frog
Ribbit?
-Labrys-
*presses hands together*

*CONCERNED*
AdachiImouto
Hm... I fell asleep. Exams are the worst.

...Why is a frog here.
Persona
*Blood begins to leak from the mass of butterflies around the frog*
hazama
Ah, shit.
Frog
Ribbit!
MinatoArisato14
Same labrys
bluehairedemo
Why is there a frog?
Sunbreaker-Titan
@hazama better off than being a lacky to mad man who butchered their wife and daughter into puppets of war
Mishimans
@Minato don't you know that pepe is dead? He will never meme agian
MinatoArisato14
High school exams?
Persona
*the butterflies fly away from the frog leaving bite marks all over its body*
MinatoArisato14
I know he's dead
Frog
*hops in place*

Ribbit ribbit!
hazama
*runs and tries to curb stomp the frog, the wall of butterflies make something like a force field around the amphibian*
GAH! WHATTHEFUCKWHATTHEFUCKWHATTHEFUCK
MinatoArisato14
It's to honor him
AdachiImouto
Can I make it into frog soup?
bluehairedemo
OOC: Ok, wow. You guys respond quick.
Persona
@hazama
So, what must I do to convince you to destroy this cafe?
Frog
*reequips knife*

*springs at Hazama*
MinatoArisato14
I wonder what frog soup tastes like
Mishimans
@Minato your a good man. Pepe deserves the reognition.
hazama
*shaking from the butterflies, trying to regain composure"
Lackey? Excuse me, but I believe the Colonel and I serve on equal grounds. If anything, Terumi and I likely out-rank him in the eyes of Izanami.
MinatoArisato14
I think hazama is insane
Sunbreaker-Titan
@hazama can't even handle a little amphibian...hm...you've gone soft X'D
Mishimans
The frog got a knife now how nice.

hazama
GAH!
*just barely blocks an attempted stab from the killer frog*
Alright you slimy son of a bitch, you want a fight, you got one!
AdachiImouto
Yes, high school. It would be nice to get to college so I can work towards being a full time PI... That school is full of idiots. Atleast the rumors don't get to me anymore.
MinatoArisato14
Worst fight ever
MinatoArisato14
Same
Frog
*leaps at Hazama again*
hazama
Restriction number 666 released.
Deploying dimensional interface force field.
BlazBlue, activate!
MinatoArisato14
Want me to kill it?
hazama
*chain shoots from the ground and grabs the frog middair, the chain follows Hazama's hand and chucks the frog to the other side of the cafe*
Frog
*clings to Hazama's leg*

*tries to stab him*
Persona
Listen to my words!
*Butterflies start swarming @hazama*
Mishimans
* walks right through the fight only to collapse at a seat*

It's too late at night for this don't you think ?
hazama
Funnily enough, this is only the second most dangerous amphibian I've run across in my life.
MinatoArisato14
Agreed
MinatoArisato14
Who should I root for?
Mishimans
I miss the toasters
Persona
I must destroy this cafe!
*Butterflies start flying rapidly*
Frog
*leaps back towards Hazama*
hazama
Fine, to hell with this.
Persona!
MinatoArisato14
Toasters are better than this
Mishimans
@Minato personally I am rooting for the frog. He has an awesome knife.
Frog
*drops knife*

*exits building*
Tatsuya
Why is a frog trying to kill someone? What in the name of Nyarlathotep happened here?
Persona
@Mishimans
Here you go.
*Swarm of butterflies goes over @Mishimans and drop a toaster*
MinatoArisato14
What persona does hazama have?
AdachiImouto
The frog is aggressive...
Persona
Why doesn't anyone care about the swarm of butterflies in the cafe?
MinatoArisato14
Go frog guy
Mishimans
@Tatsuya I don't think any of us even know what is going on anymore
Persona
...
Persona
Does anyone have a jar... I want to go home...
Frog
*comes back with a gun*

Croak!
hazama
I said your name you herd of insects. Gah, fuck it.

*BlazBlue turns off and Hazama slumps into a nearby booth, pouting*

I wanted to kill the frog.
MinatoArisato14
Well he has a gun
hazama
THE FROG WANTS TO KILL ME
HE'S GOT A GUN
Mishimans
*sees the toaster*

Aww sweet I just got a new toaster for my random items hoard in mementos. Can't wait to show this to the other shadows. They will be jealous of my burnt bread.
MinatoArisato14
Or you could roast them
Frog
*shoots at Hazama*
hazama
BUTTERFLIES. DESTROY THE PLACE. WHAT THE FUCK. WHERE DID A FROG EVEN BUY A GUN?
Persona
I just want to destroy this cafe.
*Butterflies begin gathering into a ball formation*
hazama
*dives under a table*
MinatoArisato14
From Officer Kurosawa
Frog
*leaps under the same table*

*points gun at Hazama*

Ribbit.
Persona
I am thou, and thou art I...
I shall lend you my strength...
Mishimans
@Minato true some shadows need a good roasting.

@hazama you are so screwed
MinatoArisato14
He gave frog dude a discount
hazama
Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
*holds out boiled egg*
Ribbit?
Persona
*Butterflies begin to glow brighter*
MinatoArisato14
I meant literally roasting them alive
MinatoArisato14
Burn their dread
Frog
*fires gun*
Persona
The bearer of the inferno that burns away impurity...
Persona
*Cafe begins to heat up*
Tatsuya
Come forth Apollo! Nova Cyther!
*A huge blast of nuclear flame engulfs the frog*
MinatoArisato14
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=63O7X2jeWFM
Persona
Thy heart that beats for thy friends lights mine holy flame...
Mishimans
I can't kill them they are my only friends. Without them I would probbably have to create a Facebook or something.
hazama
OW.
WHY THE FUCK AM I NOT DEAD I WAS JUST SHOT IN THE FACE. THIS HURTS SO MUCH SOMEONE HELP ME.
Persona
*The cafe is starting to twist and warp*
Frog
*is immune to all damage*

*this frog is clearly above all else*
Mishimans
You can't expect me to socially interact with people.
Persona
Ruler of the blazing sun and blue skies...
MinatoArisato14
Thanatos! *screams so loud it hurts*
Frog
*fires gun three more times*
Persona
*Tables and chair begin lighting on fire as the butterflies glow brighter*
hazama
FINE.
*puts glass cup over frog, trapping it in a prison of coffee and glass*
-Labrys-
Guys I leave for one second to make a phone call and this...

*jars the butterflies calmly and sighs*
MinatoArisato14
I should tell Sojiro about this
hazama
I WAS JUST SHOT 4 TIMES IN THE FACE.
YOU KNOW, SOMETIMES THIS WHOLE IMMORTALITY THING IS MORE OF A CURSE THAN A BLESSING. OW.
Frog
Ribbit?
Persona
Master of strings...From the very moment of my emergence, I have been a guiding light shed to illuminate thy path...I am the original god...
Persona
Hey!
MinatoArisato14
A badass frog and a persona user fighting in his cafe
Mishimans
While you are all persona summoning and what not I'll just be here chilling.
hazama
Now listen. You and I, are going to make a deal.
-Labrys-
*looks into jar and says sweetly*

Gonna behave no lil guy?
-Labrys-
*now
Persona
I was almost about to destroy the very seams of reality!
MinatoArisato14
Labrys finally contained the butterflies
Frog
*leaps against glass*

Croak! Ribbit!

*is only weak to being contained*
hazama
Does me having a gaping hole in my head really not faze you?
Tatsuya
Come Dagda! Mediarahan. That help with the bullets?
Mishimans
@Minato don't tell Sojiro he would probably kill us or worse trap us in the attic with Morgana
Frog
Ribbit! Ribbit!
AdachiImouto
@-Labrys-
I don't know what's happening, Senpai.
Persona
Release me from this glass prison, child of man!
hazama
Yeah, more or less. Thanks.
Anyway, Mr. Frog. I may have a place for you. How would you feel about killing the goddess of death?
MinatoArisato14
PERSONA!!!!!!!!! *summons Messiah and breaks glass with god's hand
hazama
YOU FUCKER.
Mishimans
Wait can I keep frog ? He seems like he would be a good friend.
MinatoArisato14
I don't care
Frog
Ribbit!

*plays dead*
Persona
*Butterflies swarm out of the jar*
MinatoArisato14
The frog must live
-Labrys-
*looks at @AdachiImouto*

Me too dear..me too...

*puts the jar in my apron and goes about cleaning up the cafe*

You guys sure are rowdy tonight. Can I get anyone anything?
Tatsuya
No we are not keeping the murderous frog as a pet.
Persona
I am the one who dwells in the rift between human consciousness and unconsciousness. I am you. You are me... I am always within you, watching over you.
Frog
*gets up*

*leaps away*
MinatoArisato14
I broke the frog's jar not yours
Persona
Wait, how did you re-jar me so fast?
Mishimans
*sees dead frog*

No I thought we were going to be friends. I even bought a nice gun for you.
Persona
oh...
Koromaru-chan
arf!
*Koromaru comes running in.... and is immediately overwhelmed by the chaos.
...
*He howls and summons Cerberus!
Click to load jpeg image (size - 8 kb)
*Agidynes the frog*
hazama
Just to be sure. Serpant's INFERNAL RAPTURE!
*kicks frog out of the cafe, with enough force to bust a hole in the front wall, sending the amphibious villain flying across Japan*
MinatoArisato14
I'll help in the kitchen too
Frog
*plays dead again*
Persona
Release me so I can destroy the fabrics of reality...Please...
-Labrys-
Really guys? Really?

*produces another jar and lines it with honey and some daylillies*

*holds it up*

Nectar!
MinatoArisato14
The dog followed me here
Koromaru-chan
((OOC: YOU ALL POST SO FAST))
Persona
*Goes inside jar*
-Labrys-
*transfers butterflies*
MinatoArisato14
Nectar?
Tatsuya
@Persona Ok are you Philemon? And if so what's the deal with being so quiet for the new kids?
Mishimans
Can I make some curry? All this stuff with the murderous frog and butterflies has me hungry.
-Labrys-
*places jar on counter*

Happy now @Persona?
Persona
Oh, there really is nectar this time.
hazama
I've fought a guy who can almost sigle-handedly take down every major villain in the BlazBlue universe, and have won more times than I've lost. So, what the fuck was that frog made out of?
MinatoArisato14
Seems like the dog can talk
Frog
*hops back into building with an active grenade*

Croak!

*throws grenade towards Hazama*
Persona
I'm sorta Philemon...
Persona
I was left behind...
-Labrys-
I will handle orders. You want curry @Mishimans? Anyone else want anything?

*goes behind counter and starts setting up cooking supplies*
hazama
Shit.
*actually dies*
MinatoArisato14
Realease the butterflies in the morning labrys
Mishimans
Why does the frog hate Hazama so much?
-Labrys-
*sweeps grenade out with axe and goes back to cooking*
MinatoArisato14
Let me cook
Yu-Narukami
*Suddenly wakes up*
Ishtar...Samarecarm!
*Revives @hazama*
Mishimans
@Labrys do you have dog food in this cafe?
hazama
*comes running in, all wounds fully healed, and puts foot down on the frog*

NOW THEN. Stay still for one minute and listen.
-Labrys-
And of course @MinatoArisato14. They're pretty. And they're just in time out right now. Got that mister?

*puts hands on hips and leans down to look at butterflies*
Frog
Ribbit croak ribbit ribbit! (He almost hit me with a knife!)

*hops onto counter*

*croaks loudly*
MinatoArisato14
Oh great it's Narukami
Yu-Narukami
Why'd I immediately do that when I woke up?
Mishimans
Wow there are so many wild cards in this tiny cafe.
-Labrys-
@MinatoArisato14 okay come help me here. Recipe is propped there on the left. Thank you.
Yu-Narukami
Wait, are those the butterflies from before?
MinatoArisato14
The butterflies stay here for the night
-Labrys-
And the closest thing we have to dog food is toast @Mishimans
hazama
You've shot me four times and blown my torso all over the cafe. All I did was try to throw a knife at you and throw you against a wall. That's hardly fair.
MinatoArisato14
Got it labrys
-Labrys-
I'm sorry @Frog-san. Can I get you anything to make up for that mean hazama's act towards you?
Yu-Narukami
@hazama
Want me to leave nothing left of it?
SF-Akira-Lover
Hello everyone~~~
I need a coffee stat to sober up lol
hazama
Are you fucking kidding me robot girl? He blew a hole in my head.
Frog
Ribbit! (Kill him!)
Koromaru-chan
woof!
*With the chaos... mostly settled, Koromaru settles down too. His ears perk up at the mention of toast.
*whine*
MinatoArisato14
*turns on mp3 player and puts on headphones while cooking*
Mishimans
@Labrys hmm no thanks toast now reminds me of burning friends. Minutes ruined toasters for me with his song.
-Labrys-
No Yu. No.
MinatoArisato14
Coming right up Akira
hazama
You won't be able to kill it. It's a god or something. Or just a very determined frog that swallowed and Omnipotent Orb.
Yu-Narukami
maybe I shouldn't I don't want @-Labrys- to get mad at me, again.
Mishimans
*Minato
Yu-Narukami
I've killed gods before, that's nothing new.
-Labrys-
Here is a coffee for you @SF-Akira-Lover. Nice and hot.

*slides it over with side condiments of cream and sugar cubes*
hazama
Just. Just leave the frog alone.
*pets the frog before going and slumping in a booth*
MinatoArisato14
Here *gives fresh cup of coffe to Akira*
SF-Akira-Lover
@MinatoArisato14 thanks, I'm going to need it haha
MinatoArisato14
Yea mishima
hazama
Trust me kid, trying to fight that frog will just get you shot. I have my experience fighting gods, and that thing is no joke.
ForcedToSleepByMona
Hey Boss, nice to see you again.
Do you have my cappuccino today as Well? If not, a latte will also do.
Persona
...What're you guys cooking...
-Labrys-
@MinatoArisato14 I have drink. Thank you though

*smiles softly*

And I'm sorry @Frog-san. I can't do that! Would you like anything to eat though? Toast maybe?

*eyes light up lovingly and toast pops out if the slots in my headband*
Tatsuya
Does Almighty work on it? Better question what about that truth bullshit you tossed at Izanami Yu.
MinatoArisato14
Sojiro isn't here
Frog
*leaps onto Hazama's face*

*bites him* (frog bites do not hurt)
hazama
*begins to slam head into table repeatedly*
bluehairedemo
Have things calmed yet?
AdachiImouto
Senpai called me dear... *brain.exe is processing* ... ... ...

Now we have a dog... and the frog calmed down a little.

... I need a drink for all this at once
-Labrys-
*looks at the butterflies*

Curry...And toast!

*points to head*
Mishimans
@Minato you ruined toast for me. Now I can't eat it without hearing burn my dread. Thanks a lot.
Yu-Narukami
@Tatsuya
If I used that I might destroy the cafe.
MinatoArisato14
If only you weren't a robot
Frog
*does not release his grip*

*keeps biting*
MinatoArisato14
Brb
Koromaru-chan
*Koromaru jumps to catch the toast before the frog can grab it!
...
*munch munch*
bluehairedemo
Nope...
hazama
Go ahead
*slam*
Try fighting it
*slam*
See how that
*slam*
Goes for you
*slam*
-Labrys-
*slides @AdachiImouto some hot chocolate*

There ya go.
Persona
@-Labrys-
Persona Toaster TTM610
Paninis, croissants, bagels, toasted sandwiches… the Persona toaster-grill does it all.
Tatsuya
Well damn.
Mishimans
*takes a seat across from Hazama*

If you want I can give you some my little pony bandages for your injuries.
Frog
*goes for Hazama's throat instead*
-Labrys-
Okay

*goes back to stove*

@Mishamans here is your curry!

*slides it over*
hazama
Tatsuya, I can easily say you outclass any other Persona-user besides maybe Door-kun in terms of strength. You won't stand a chance against this frog.
-Labrys-
*locks eyes with @bluehairedemo*

Help. Me.
Mishimans
@persona are you a God of destruction or television salesman I can't quite tell anymore
Persona
@Mishimans
Shadow Mishima is Yuuki Mishima's Shadow Self and appears in Mementos. His Shadow Self is born from the real Mishima's repressed feelings of wanting to get revenge against his bullies using his Phantom Aficionado Website to threaten them both in online and offline, and his desire to use the website for his own popularity. The Phantom Thieves of Hearts notice this and confront him. The protagonist helps Shadow Mishima face himself and once Shadow Mishima realizes he's using the Phantom Thieves the real Mishima also realizes this and regret it. The real Mishima decide to use the Phan-site to let the people's voice be heard to the Phantom Thieves.
-Labrys-
*looks at butterflies*

You want some toast..?
Persona
I am thou, and thou art I.
bluehairedemo
@-Labrys-
How?!
Persona
Yes, please.
Mishimans
@labrys Thank you do much for the curry I really needed it after all the chaos.
hazama
*pinches the frog's back and pulls it to hang in front of Hazama's face.*
I won't kill you, you let me regret my decisions in peace.
*throws frog onto the ground, knowing it won't actually do anything*
Yu-Narukami
It's best not to question the butterflies too much.
AdachiImouto
@-Labrys-
O-Oh, thank you. *sips quietly*
-Labrys-
*pops out some toast and puts it in jar quickly*

@bluehairedemo I dunno??? Get over here behind the counter. There is a spare apron by the fridge!
Tatsuya
@hazama Well I guess we could leave it alone. Not like the thing is trying to destroy the world or something.
hazama
Just leave them alone. They say the want to destroy the nexus, but when the opportunity arises they don't do anything.
-Labrys-
No problem @Mishimans. Take some time and relax. I'm here if you need anything.
Frog
Ribbit!

*leaps upstairs and goes to sleep*
hazama
Yeah, just leave the frog be.