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*The butterflies swarm the toast like a swarm of piranhas. The toast slowly disintegrates in a flash of light*
*calls* @Frog-s dont forget to turn out the light please up there!!
@-Labrys-
Well then... here we go. *The doorboy descends under the counter and pops up on the other side with the apron on*
@persona I know all that stuff. Why are you bringing it up ?
*turns off the light*

*goes back to sleep*
*looks at butterflies*

Good @Persona?
@Yu-Narukami Eh my team kicked the butterflies ass once not really scared of em.
This toast is adequate.
Okay @bluehairedemo. Ya can cook right? You handle food, I have drinks right here, okay? Thanks!

*gives a quick hug and goes back to cleaning glasses*
@Mishimans I'm bringing it up because you know. And because you know I know because I am thou and thou art I.
Mr @Tatsuya, can I get you anything?
That frog will eat you whole, butterflies.

Regardless, it seems Terumi took control when I was fighting that frog. I must apologize for that.
Oh boy... this isn't what I was expecting...
Teru-whomi?
Its okay @hazama-san. Can I get you anything to help you relax?
I could probably get rid of the butterflies. But Izanagi-no-Okami is too destructive, the whole cafe would be gone.
@Persona I'm glad your enjoying your toast so... Let's get down to business and talk about how do I find my persona?
@Persona can you please just let me eat my curry? I don't have time for this metaphysical stuff that you are attempting to lay on me. Can't even get a persona from listening to this.
Eh what the heck I'll have some coffee. Something strong to because sleep is for the weak.
You've got this @bluehairedemo. Basically just do what you normally do here and help when we actually get orders. Sorry for asking this of you. Want a drink?
No, it's fine. Just... the cafe is very hectic right now.
Sure thing @Tatsuya! I can guarantee this one. Had it earlier!

*slides a hot fresh black hexa shot*
*looks wide eyes at @bluehairedemo and just nods slowly*
Ah, Yuki Terumi; another soul inside of my body. No biggie.

I think I'll take some coffee. Keep it black please.
@SF-Akira-Lover
I could help you obtain a persona, though it wouldn't be pleasant and I'd have to not be in a jar.
Sure thing @hazama-san.

*slides a black coffee your way*

Careful, hot off the press!
@Mishimans
Very, well enjoy your curry.
If I somehow don't survive this, tell Aigis... that she needs to stop obsessing over toasters.
*looks at @SF-Akira-Lover*

Please dont let him out yet. He's been a bad boy and is in timeout right now. He's lucky I gave him that nectar and toast. I was being nice..!

*narrows eyes at jar*
Seems calmer now.

I could actually study and compile now.
*sips at his coffee* Hmm pretty good thanks. Also do I even want to know you've got more than one soul hazama?
*turns to @bluehairedemo*

Okay!

*bing! Toast pops out...*
I've been replaced
@-Labrys-
Hey, want to know something interesting?
*sighs* I'll help out to labrys
*turns red and turns, taking toast and looking around quickly*

K-@Korumaru-chan..! T-Toast!
@MinatoArisato14
As far as I'm concerned we're two different people.
Well, there's me: the mild-mannered and not at all shady captain of the NOL's Intelligence division, and them there's Terumi-san: One of the six heroes and potential madman. He usually only comes out when we fight someone he really hates, guess he has sonething against frogs or something.
@Persona would you settle for a bucket or maybe a fishtank? I'm sure it be more roomy
You are ignoring me...and I was going to share a secret with you...
Thanks @MinatoArisato14. Sorry it just got really hectic. There is another apron by the fridge. Put it on and you can help out too okay?

*smiles gently*

And what is it Jar?

*narrows eyes down at @Persona*
I blame the Amala Network for there being more than one of anybody.
@SF-Akira-Lover
I can only use my special ability when fully freed.
@-Labrys-
All I can do is fight and destroy things. Nothing wrong with that, right? After all, that’s what I was made for!
Of course were two different people
This IS a nexus to other universes after all. More than one of a person is hardly a surprise.
*crosses arms and leans forward, pressing down on the top of the jar*

Hmmmm..?
*the jar begins to glow a shadowy color*
*Kicks the door open*
I BRING FRESH NEW TOASTERS FROM THE MOTHERLANDS!
*Plugs one in*
@Persona
There's a lot wrong with that. I'm starting to think your existence is wrong.
Umm... Senpais sister is obsessed with toasters...?
What are ya getting at @Persona?
If all the light is taken from a set place what does it leave behind?
Aigis... stop obsessing over toasters.
@Persona Man you sure don't seem like the old butterfly freak sometimes.
Pls don't burn me alive aigis
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Oh dear the post count...it seems I have been mistaken about this thread. Good work everyone! ❤️
*picks up jar*

If you do anything, I'm gonna punt you so hard your next 12 iterations are gonna feel it. You dont wanna get me MAD
@IamThou, can I get you anything tonight?
Lavenza's back
@Tatsuya
I am only a part of Philemon. The part that was left behind.
Wow, we've almost hit 1000. That's nuts.
woof woof!
*Koromaru accepts the toast and munches down.
*whine*
*He's starting to look full... and sleepy... he lays down in one of the booths and rests his head.
I haven't noticed
I'm not obsessed really
Just replacing the ones other me stole.
OOC: come on everyone! Let's do it again! Make @Boss have TWO 1000+ threads!
*flicks a straw wrapper at the sleeping dog*
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I'm just here to clean up the place.

*Sweeps around the cafe*
@RobowaifuAigis thanks Sis. It is very much appreciated!

*more toast pops out of my headband...*
But what was with the motherland thing? You know what, never mind.
Russian toasters?
Lavenza why do you keep on loading that image
Ohhh! Thank you so much @IamThou! Youre too kind!

*smiles gleefully*
I feela bit bad, IamThou. I think those organs in a pile over there are mine. Er, were mine anyway.
@Persona okay, what about a dog carrier? Unless you turn into a person that's more than enough space for you to feel fully free! Idk I just wanna talk about how to activate my Persona
So that makes you even weaker than the real deal right Persona?
I cleaned those up @hazama...
I saw the frog eat your organs
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This is free of charge by the way, Labrys.


Since I love you all so much~~💕
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*Koromaru lets out a low growl towards @hazama, and tries to go back to sleep.
@SF-Akira-Lover extreme emotional distress. Its how I started to get mine back when I was first created..
@SF-Akira-Lover Just play the master Persona game.
I felt something when I called out earlier, but nothing happened. Sad, really; a power like that seems very useful.
@IamThou
Thanks?
Isn't Lavenza underage to be a maid or something
Oh @IamThou youre too kind! I will let @Boss know. I'm sure we can get you something special next time youre in, unless I can get you something now? Youre sure?
@RobowaifuAigis
I see. This sounds like a case... A toaster case.

Sure is a good thing I write my name on all my organs.
@MinatoArisato14
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I'm much older than you think. Go ask my sisters.
@MinatoArisato14
Just roll with it.
And also aren't you all guys anyways so you obviously can't "love us"
@SF-Akira-Lover
Depends...They may have raw power but if I want to I have a different kind of power. Do you want a hint...
@RobowaifuAigis is my favorite Brave Little Toaster! Love my younger sis! She's so cool n strong!
Oh that was meant for tatsuya
Good work once again.
I'm very eager for 2000.
Fresh meat
*taps jar*

You want anything @Persona? Youre in timeout, butni guess youre still a customer..
@SF-Akira-Lover
I need enough space for a person.
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*Sits down*

@-Labrys- Maybe a cup of coffee would do, cream and sugar please. Thanks Labrys! ❤️

@MinatoArisato14 OOC: It's called roleplaying
@-Labrys-
Nectar.
@MinatoArisato14
Dude, just shut up and roll with it.

Still, isn't it kinda pointless to have another toaster. Not talking about you Aigis.
@-Labrys-
??? Senpai was the worlds greatest toaster all along!

@IamThou
Never change, Lavenza-chan.
Labrys is #1000
This is a good place...so much delicious nectar...
Alright, pop-quiz time!
Does anyone know what the boundary is?
Lemme guess you're power is something dark?
*puts some more nectarnin the jar for @Persona quickly*

Coffee with cream and sugar? Here ya go @IamThou! Thanks for everything!

*slides it over stylishly*

Need anything more?

*slides over to @AdachiImouto*
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Why is @MinatoArisato14 being a bit rude lately?
*turns on mp3 player and blasts full volume of Burn My Dread*
@IamThou
Maybe he's me before I died?
Im in character
Be nice to him, and he'll be nice back, Lavenza.
@hazama Something Yukari Yakumo controls?
@-Labrys-
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You're so graceful, Labrys.❤️
I usually don't say anything in real life
@Tatsuya
You were doing what society expected of you. Following the path already laid out in front of you.
@HifumiTogo, can I get you anything by the by?

*ruffles my hair sheepishly*

Sorry it's just so busy around here..!
@Persona yes hint please!

@Tatsuya master game?

@-Labrys- I'm already under emotional distress trying to figure out the hint Persona talked about, what's next?
You can think of it like that. The boundary is essentially purgatory. Very VERY few people have entered it and come out alive. Now, a prison spacious enough for a person, but also can't be escaped by a butterfly. *picks up the jar* I couldn't think of a better prison for you.
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Maybe @MinatoArisato14 just needs a hug.
*Walks over to him and gives a hug*
💕
You shouldn't hold the jar
Uhhhh...not a 100% @SF-Akira-Lover. I had to kill all my sister units...I dont recommend it..

*shudders*
@SF-Akira-Lover
It's as I've been saying. Thou art I and I am thou. I am the true self. The self that was left behind.
It feels ackward because you look like a 2nd grader
@Persona
Give it up already...
@hazama
How odd... The others all have something... Why can't I feel anything from you?
@SF-Akira-Lover I forget the details of the game since it's not how I got mine but yeah play a game get a Persona. Think it can backfire somehow though?
@-Labrys-
Perhaps a coffee with sugar and cream as I read? thank you, as always.

@hazama
I read that a boundary is like a field of magical energy, usually to store something... I-I'm not an otaku or anything though! I read it at the library, I swear!
@bluehairedemo
Why don't you give up... your already dead.
@Persona
What else is new?
I'm glad I'm not dead
*slides @AdachiImouto a coffee with cream and sugar*

For you!

*smiles gently and continues to clean glasses and tend to guests*
Purgatory seemed like the easiest way to explain it, but you're not wrong. Anyway Mr. Part-of-Philemon, you probably feel nothing from me because I'm no persona-user.
Ok you seem more like the crawling chaos than anything to me Persona.
@Persona so if I absorb you... I can get a Persona??? Lol

@Tatsuya okay, I'm off in search of this "game" and when I come back I'll be a Persona User!
@Hazama
If it was that simple, I'd still feel something...Why don't you have one, everyone should have one.
Akira it's just a blue butterfly that stays in your head and you can't get it out no matter what
@SF-Akira-Lover
Something like that, why don't you free me and find out?
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*Finishes up coffee*

Ahh...
*Buzzing*
Hmm?
*Answers phone*
Oh, I'm sorry! Don't worry, I'll be right there.
*Closes phone*

Well, thanks for the coffee Labrys, but I have to get going now. Good bye!❤️
Ahahaa, maybe I'm just not that special? Or maybe, *opens eyes and grins* you should know your place and not worry about silly things like that? *gently puts the jar down while humming a little tune*
@hazama
Your twisted inside aren't you?
Let me guess is it igor?
Igor...?
Bye bye @IamThou! Come again soon!

*waves cheerfully then brings hand to mouth to stifle a yaw*
Damn igor made me never go back to the velvet room
@-Labrys-
How many times have I thanked you already? *chuckles and smiles, sipping coffee as I read*
I'm talking to Lavenza, butterfly
The name sounds familiar...
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@MinatoArisato14
No, it's another client for my maid services.

Master Igor has a new attendant with him. I hear it's a guy.

Well, I have to go!

*Exits cafe*
@AdachiImouto
Let me out of here and I'll kill @Yu-Narukami. He's asleep in the corner, I'll devour him without him even noticing.
I won't even ask about the maid and the igor thing
The butterfly eats people
Ok Akira I dug up the details of the game for ya. Get four people in a square have em say some like persona persona come here than walk to the next one and repeat bam there ya go. Not sure if it works these days though.
Good. Well things are starting to calm down.... a bit.
It's a long story, Minato.
Now now edgy butterflies.

*taps top of jar*

Calm down. Thats no way tah court a lady.
I don't like it...
We still have a homicidal pack of insects here, what should we do about them?
Is anyone in Leblanc's attic?
I want everyone dead...
Nothin' feels better than seein' the faces of losers all twisted up with regret!
Good luck butterfly
The frog is up there, so don't go stomping around or things may get too lively again.
Hey butterfly swarm back off Narukami he seems alright so if you want to eat him you'll have to fight me.
The butterfly is emo
I would but I'm in a jar.
@Frog-san is asleep upstairs @MinatoArisato14. Why, whas up?
I'll go sleep in the attic
And youre stayin in the jar. Youre grounded right now Mistah!
Isn't it funny how an all-powerful god can be held back by a simple glass jar?
@Persona
Sorry little butterfly, we came to an understanding. I'm doing my best to free oniichan with my own power. Though... There is something you could do for me, little butterfly.
As well as an angry teenage robot girl, of course.
@AdachiImouto
And What would that be?
@AdachiImouto dear..dont go making deals with this guy...he tried to kill us and just admitted he wants to!
@ Even at the end of the day, I'm just a swarm of butterflies.
Night everyone (I actually need to sleep in the real world to)
Wait what? I wasn't paying attention.
O ain't even that angry yet @hazama-san..just exasperated...and I got another exam tahmorrow too...

*sigh*
OOC: Night.
@Tatsuya I'll be sure to try that next time I have three other people around me lol

@Persona are you tricking me? You're not just trying to escape that jar, are you?
@MinatoArisato14 See you in the afterlife.
@-Labrys-
I could make you angrier if you want, Haha...
*shakes the jar violently*
Now, now, calm down little guys.
Can it bluey.

*rolls eyes at@Persona*
@SF-Akira-Lover
No, if I have freedom you will have a "chance" to get a persona.
@SF-Akira-Lover Pal if you wanna use Persona you gotta forge bonds.
@hazama
Don't shake me, shadow man!
... Is there a way to soundproof a jar? I'm sick of this guy talking...
I'm sick of walking corpses talking.
We'd need a new jar for it sadly. And that would mean letting him out for the move.
I'll just leave you here for now Philly, just try not to destroy the Nexus while I'm gone okay? Well, tah-tah everyone, sorry for the mess! ~~
Don't worry, I have a net.
...I could eat him again...
@Persona You will be my familiar. Which means you will do as I say. And your name will be Mimi.

@-Labrys- Is that so?

will you hurt Senpai and Oniichan if I let you out, Mimi?
Pfft he's not really dead just in the great seal. Which I guess has killer Wi-Fi.
Seeya @hazama-san! Here, catch! For the road! On me!

*tosses a cola*
Oh right, this is all on a website. That might explain this "Nexus".
@AdachiImouto
Uh...no, I won't hurt anyone...
*grabs it midair with an Ouroboros chain*
Thanks Laby.
*strolls out the front door, humming the same tune as before*
Very meta very fast. 4th wall where have ye gone
@AdachiImouto, he is lying...
It's been gone for a while.
So true...
You all just want my power. You just wanna butter me up and use me, huh?
Hahaha! That's my favorite joke.
@Persona
Not convinced yet, Mimi.

@-Labrys-
Don't worry. I won't put you in danger. Just ensuring Mimis loyalty~
@AdachiImouto
If you let me out I can grant you any wish...
@Tatsuya forge bonds, huh? Damn, who do I have to get to rank 10 to get a Persona?!?!

@Persona A chance!? I need a guarantee if I'm going to let you out of that jar!
*stretches and slips out of school uniform, stuffing it in bag*

*returns to counter and puts the apron back on*

What a wild day...whew...anything for anyone? @bluehairedemo? Another coffee @Tatsuya?
@Persona

Any wish... at all...?
@SF-Akira-Lover
I can't guarantee anything. Whether or not you get a persona is up to you.
@AdachiImouto
Yes, that's right, all you need to do is...open...the...jar...
@Persona well can I get a wish granted and a chance to get a Persona?
*sighs* Ya know there's more to bonds than just numbers right Aikra? Though butterfly freak is a good bet and if not him perhaps speak out Izanami.
Nah, I need some sleep... er... not on the internet?
@SF-Akira-Lover
You're asking for a lot, but for freedom, I'll do anything.
Though, Izanami's methods will make you feel sick for a while.
@Tatsuya fine, I'll find others who will create bonds with me so I may become a Persona User soon!

@Persona fine I want my wish to be granted so I'll let you out first!! *grabs the jar*
Better than being driven mad or possessed by Nyarlathotep.
@Persona
Say if, I wished for a world where Oniichan wasn't in prison... A world where he, my friends and I could live here in Tokyo without ever being held down again, that would be possible? the last god I made a deal with stirred me towards ruin... Will you?
@SF-Akira-Lover
Good, now all you have to do it open the jar!
@AdachiImouto
Of course not, you want to free Adachi, right? I can do that.
I was unaware of your earlier offer, Labrys. No, I would not like anything. Thank you for your hospitality.
@Persona I wish for Akira to marry me!! Oh and to become a Persona User! !!!
@Persona
.....
Then, this shall be our contract. If you defy me... I will make sure you end up like Izanami. Go. Free my brother. *Opens jar*
*opens jar*
Hahaha!
*streams of butterflies seem to spill out of the jar*
*The entire room seems to fill with them until it's impossible to see anything.
@Persona who gets the wish then????
First, let me ask you something.
Why choose reality when you can have a world of your own making?
That's clearly the choice, y'know...I mean come on, we all prefer the easier life.
Those were the words of Adachi after he gave into his shadow...after he gave into me...
Every time a person gains a shadow, that shadow becomes me...
@Persona oh no! Are you actually a shadow?!?!?
@SF-Akira-Lover
Not just a shadow. I'm every shadow.
Ah crap you're nyarlathotep aren't ya?
@Persona well prepare to be defeated! Because I'm getting that wish!!!
I'm curious how you'll defeat it mr I don't have a Persona.
Nyarlathotep and Philemon are gone. I'm all that left. Just because they left the shadows didn't disappear.
*last surprise starts playing in the background*
I'LL REVEAL YOUR TRUE FORM!
So what some horrible fusion of what they left behind then?
Well, you'll have to reach me first.
@Tatsuya hahaha... A little help?
Yes... I'm the leftovers...
I'm sorry, Senpai... I gave into temptation... It was my only chance to...

Butterfly, what are you going to do? you promised, didn't you?
Don't worry. I'll free him. I'll free everyone by destroying this reality. Then everyone will be free.
*sighs* Oh fine I'll fight again I guess. Come out Apollo! Gigantic Fist!
*Multiple of the butterflies disappear but in their place it seems even more form*
Anyone else who can fight around? Oh and Heat Kaiser!
Can a single human hope to defeat the darkness in everyone hearts single-handedly?
*Audible snoring*
@Persona and what about my wish!!! I can't marry Akira if this reality is gone!!!

@Tatsuya yeah! Show him who's boss! *pulls out a gun and tries to hold up Persona*
*A butterfly flies over and take the gun*
Where were you going to shoot anyway though?
If he has to then hell yes!
Barbatos Earth's Anger!
@Tatsuya
I can sense it... you and your other you, I'm your shadow...
*More butterflies disappear but yet still more take its place*
Can't you see, this is pointless.
@Persona Damn it, at times like this I really wish I had a spare! *finds spare gun and aims at butterfly wings*

@Tatsuya do you have a plan or something to take Persona down?
*wakes up*
Why am I swimming in butterflies?
Hahahah... So... Another liar... You said you wouldn't hurt anyone...

Everyone in this world lives behind shitty lies, even gods, hm? I told you what I would do...

Bugs should be crushed. You shit little rement. I will tear EVERYTHING from you, with Izanamis gift!

*pulls a lance out of her uniform, walking through the butterflys with a sadistic smile* These are just illusions, aren't they? where's the real bug? where could it beeeee? are you afraid to die little bug?
And? I beat it once I'll do so again.
Hey Narukami! the idiots let out the evil butterfly god. wanna fight it with me?
I guess there's no choice. Let's end this!
100 die and 1000 are born!
You really think any of your powers can even touch me...
@AdachiImouto
It's only because they think they have to accept it that they choose to buck up and deal. There's only one thing that's going to set you apart and let you succeed in life: it's the magic ticket they call 'talent'.
Apollo burn it away Maragidyne!
Hey! Who you calling an idiot???

Damn you, you goddamn butterfly freak!!!! If it's the last thing I do I swear I'll defeat you and MAKE you grant my wish!!!
Izanagi-no-Okami! Myriad Truths!
@Persona Leftovers of things I already beat don't scare me.
*The butterflies seem to be dispersed now, in the center of the cafe is a giant black sphere with beaming red eyes*
Go away...and disappear...
@Yu-Narukami
Show a little kindness, and people instantly bow and scrape... Bonds are nothing but shallow games of friendship, no?
*takes out daggers* Come here you butterfly bastard and fulfill your promise!!!! "
Ah he's transformed! Means we're making some progress... Shocked we got that without being hit though.
Until this point, do you really think you were even hurting me at all?
Stay... away from me... Unperishable Black!
*hides behind a table Booth* I'll get you back for this, you butterfly bastard!!
Why did you come here? Now, give me your all!
@Persona

That's right. Talent... Only the strongest survive, right? I cannot deny that. Which is why I took a goddesses power and made it my own... Elizabeth Bathory! Megidolaon!
*A Persona appears to obliderate the surroundings*

I know how you work. How creatures like you work. You poison the strong before they can get to you... But can you poison someone with nothing to hide? someone who accepts the world is shit and uses their power to reshape it as they see fit? I'm not blind, insect. In fact, I may be a lot like you... Are you scared, little bug?
Lucifer Photon Cannon!
Ahhh, so the source reveals itself... As expected, a weak creature fears what it cannot control...
Bufudyne...!
Sraosha! Brave Blade!
@AdachiImouto
And if you don't have it, then you're left to rot in despair. Game over. So wouldn't we better off without this reality crap? Someday, you'll all understand what I'm saying. No matter what you try and do, reality sucks. And I, for one, am sick of it.
FINE!!! I'LL GIVE IT MY ALL!!!

For the sake of this reality and this coffee shop, I'll destroy you!!

*swings dagger into black mass*
You all strong but it's because of that strength that you won't win. Eternal White!
@SF-Akira-Lover
*The mass stares back, then begins to pull you in*
Satan Alpha Blaster!
Wait, we might hit @SF-Akira-Lover!
Ah we've got revive magic he'll be fine. I mean I've taken worse.
Hey you wouldn't happen to have something Omega Cluter or Alpha Blaster would you? If you combine those spells it makes Armageddon might put a dent in this guy.
I am the shadow of all humans.
Believe in yourselves.
As long as humans have dark hearts, I will live.
Don't let your guard down!
*struggles against black mass and escapes* what are you guys waiting for!? Hurry up and defeat this bastard!