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Lucifer! Omega Cluster!
@SF-Akira-Lover
Within the shadowy mass, there's something else. Your not sure but you think, it might be...you.
Satan Alpha Blaster!
*the two spells form into one massive blast of energy blowing away most of the building*
Huh maybe should seen that coming.. Well I'll pay for the next one!
@Persona
That's right. Reality is a awful, awful place. It shits all over everyone not at the top. And when those who are in despair survive, they become strong... This world is shit. That's why I'm going to make reality my own, or die trying. I fight for myself and those important to me. If the strong shape the world, I shall be strong... And I will not die to something barely clinging onto itself...

Deabilitate!
*The shadow mass distorts from the attack*
That...I won't accept it!
You're doing well!
No...Stop!
All this talk of being some unbeatable god but in the end you're just a mass of human emotion with an ego right bug?
Seems like it can't keep avoiding the truth any longer. Something that's lost sight of itself has no right to decide what reality is.
I just...wanted to exist...but I am nothing...Why do you all get to be real...While I have nothing!
Spectra Force!
@Persona me? Like hell I am! I'm going to finish you off with Tatsuya, Yu-Narukami, and AdachiImouto! Together, you're no match for us!
Frankly I couldn't tell you that but trying to wipe everything else out is hardly the answer to your question.
@SF-Akira-Lover
*They you within the mass speaks*
Shadow SF-Akira-Lover: Really, are you sure that your doing it with them or are you just having them do it for you.
You just couldn't face reality and you decided to take it out on everyone else instead of accepting it.
So what if he doesn't have powers! At least he's an actual person not just the remnants of gods I put a stop to.. And I've got faith that one day he'll be strong to!
This is your fate!
This might hurt.
You're all DEAD!
Ugh! Good!
Make it Stop!
Now Mot Megidolaonn!
Impossible...! Ahh. Nice!
*The dark mass melts away as all the butterflies seem to fade into blue dust.
All that remains is the dark form of shadow SF-Akira-Lover*
I understand... You lost what was important to you. You lost your source of strength. It made you angry, so you want to destroy what you feel is responsible. I know, because I was the same... But I had a friend show me the way. She made me stronger. But now I see, only I can make my own dreams come true, with the power she showed me.

Accept your defeat. Fall, and be reborn. Not as a being of malice, but as yourself... Humans are born weak in this world, but grow stronger through adversity... You know this, right? because you're me, and I'm you. You're all of us.

Gods Hand...!
Hah you say it's impossible? That just makes us fight even harder!
*stares intently at shadow self*

You may have a point but I won't lose when it comes to fighting the shadow inside myself! I'll become strong! Stronger than you ever imagine! I'll show you just how strong my true self can be!!!

*starts to glow blue*

If the others can believe in me and the strength I have inside then I can't just stand by idolly and watch them do all the work! I'm going to win this time!!
Hmm wonder if this is one of the shadows I know..
It is done...

And it was... SF-sans shadow... all along?
Shadow SF-Akira-Lover: So you finally understand.

*Shadow SF-Akira-Lover begins to glow then fade away*

*The only thing that remain is a single butterfly*
I think when it sucked @SF-Akira-Lover in it also took his shadow within it as well.
What should we do with what's left of it?
Maybe.. Though if it was what it claimed it'd be able to make shadows easy enough.
I am nothing again...well-done children of man...
We destroy it. I have no use for shadows...
Then end my nothingness...
*takes dagger and slices the last butterfly in half* it's over.
Well glad we're done with that... Now I'll just have to fix up boss's cafe really fast somehow.
*The two half burst into blue flames*
I am the one who dwells in the rift between human consciousness and unconsciousness. I am you. You are me... I am always within you, watching over you. Farewell...
*looks around at the smoldering rubble that is now the cafe*

Labrys is going to kill me...
Eh just send her to me... The Armageddon bit is mostly what did it and that was my bright idea.. Anyways I'm gonna turn in for the night haven't done this much fighting in a long while. (Also going to bed IRL cause it's like 4 AM)
Hmph, if every time I call on you, you try to attack me--it won't be worth it... No matter, I'll conquer the darkness inside soon enough.

@Tatsuya ah, what a mess! I'll help with clean up as well!
(Same, dying to go to sleep @.@ get some rest everyone!)
OOC: Playing dual roles is exhausting. Night everyone.
*walks to what used to be the door.*

What did yu do this time?
It wasn't me this time, I swear!
Thank you... Whoever you were. I will not lose sight of my goals again... May we meet again one day, stronger. As friends...

*wipes a tear away and looks at the mess that is now LeBlanc*

...Boss and Senpai will be pissed. I'll help clean.
Well you see Shinjro there was this super tough to kill evil butterfly god that was really hard to kill so we cast Armageddon at it. That's the gist.
*shakes his head.*
Tch. Well good luck with the clean up.

*turns and flees before boss can see mess*

OOC night everyone shame my time zone made me miss the chaos
tfw everybody go to sleep but it's 10:57 AM here
@Tatsuya @Yu-Narukami @SF-Akira-Lover
OOC: Goodnight! you all are awesome.

@ShinjiroAragaki
It was partly my fault this time... Uh, I wasn't directly responsible though... Yeah, what he said. Butterfly gods.

I should get the glass up.
*a swarm of men in black suits come barrelling through and rebuild the entirety of Leblanc around the surviving Sayuri*

*all of the electronics, furniture, dishes, food. Everything is replaced and returned to normal in the blink of an eye*

*sighs and sits down on the floor behind the counter, slouching as I shake my head*

Well then. That was an adventure...I guess I need to get ready for school...

*pops open cash box and fills it with rolls of cash for @Boss, replacing the nights earnings*


OOC: my goodness. So this is what happens of I pass out.
@-Labrys-

OOC: I went to bed at nine, this had around 250 posts, I wake up and it's broken another record
(OOC: What was the last record? The naked_Misuru events?)
Actually, Leblanc 6 I think
the rpers are making this thread alive
Lelbamc 6 has I believe approx 1050 posts? So yes. This is indeed a new record.
Mishimadmin where you at? Breaking records my boi
Record hype
Next goal set to 2000. Let's go!
LeBlanc Coffee: Record Breaker
So this is the 7th one right? There better not be another incident later
This is the 8th
Hello, Boss.
@HifumiTogo

Hey, what'll you have?
Nothing. I'm just here to see you. How are you doing?
*rushes in*

Hey Boss, can I get a rush order?

Coffee, black?

*puts ¥2000 on the counter*
@Phantom_Trickster

Yeah, here
@HifumiTogo

I'm doing fine, besides not sleeping too well last night
@Boss

Thanks! *gulps it down*

Today is going to be interesting

*rushes out*
Was up boys
I hadn't slept well, either. I woke up after four hours and have a headache. Make sure to better your day in all ways you can think of, espcially ways that require a new form of thinking. Novelty is vital to genius.
Iced coffee with a whole ton of cream and sugar
@HahaRIP

Here, sweetened heavily
Ooc: @anyone can I get a tl;dr? And congrats on yet another 1k thread @Boss.
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Hello Everyone OOC: congratulations
1,200 posts. shut this down
Keep it going lads
OOC: Can't stop won't stop
D O N O T S H U T I T D O W N
OOC: Well, we hit 1000. Let's keep goin'.
OOC: I dont think that @Boss wants to keep making new threads. So let's keep this alive as long as possible as the cafe.
OOC: Keep it going until the next destruction
*Doorboy walks into the cafe* ... No butterflies?
*enters* Hello can i get some coffe?
Someone order another stripper pole?
@DeliveryBoy
Get out.
@DeliveryBoy go away
Wow instant rejection.

*laughs and slings bag over shoulder*

Well, I'm head out for now. I've got one last exam. Catch ya on the flip side!

OOC: keep it alive. Going into exam now. Seeya in a few hours!
OOC: @-Labrys- Good luck
I guess I'll just leave this here
Well... guess i'm in charge.
@Boss Dude! Guess what!
@Minato-Arisato-
God dammit.
@HaruOkumuraLoveMePls

What's up?
@Boss I finally did it! -HaruOkamura- is my girlfriend now! Btw, caramel macchiato with some french toast please.
OOC: Great lesson.
ooc: Just woke up really late today due to all the stuff that happened last night

Is there any hot chocolate in this cafe? I really don't like coffee.
OOC: always send a calling card
@Mishimans Here hot chocolate
@Minato thanks I really needed this. Whatever happened to the frog with a gun?
@Mishimans Dont know
@Mishimans
Wait what?
@bluehair last night there was this frog with a gun that kept attempting to kill Hazama. The frog was like wrath incarnate.
I miss the frog. He was cute with the gun.
Damn i missed it
Ah, coffee and French Toast.
Wh.... what did it have a gun?!
Yea. Thats what I want Boss... A-are you proud of my accomplishment?
@bluehairedemo yep the frog managed to procure a gun. At first he was just using knives, but he upgraded to a gun once Hazama pissed him off.
B... HOW?!
Almost killed Hazama too, but sadly he was revived by Tetsuya I believe?
@Mishimans tell us more
@HaruOkumuraLoveMePls

Sure kid, happy you accomplished something
*walks in and takes a seat in the corner stool*

@Boss got any beers in the fridge? Need something to take my mind off things
@bluehairedemo It's better not to question the frog. At some point I gave up trying to understand. Oh and you also missed the world ending butterflies.
*runs into the cafe *
Some idiot is trying to summon the Old Gods again
Just thought you guys should know
*runs back out*
*walking in*

I'll have two number nin-

*gets shot*
@RobowaifuAigis Thanks for the warning
@Minato-Arisato-

Well at some point Yu and Tetsuya came in to try and fight the world ending butterflies. Meanwhile, Hazama was being killed by a pissed off frog and I was just enjoying my curry. Labrys finally ended thing by putting cups on both the butterfiles and frog.
Things are going crazy again...
Can I possibly get another hot chocolate? Just talking about insane animals is making me tired.
Things make do much sense here
@Mishimans Here
@Minato-Arisato- Thanks the way you make hot chocolate is really good.
@Mishimans Thanks
Hazama is still pissed off about frog. He just cursed frog out on another thread and now everyone is pissed.
Thats not good
Fuck that gay frog
Oh yeah, also;
*drops Lavenza on the floor*
I did my best.
@hazama you know the frog is better then you
I'm just gonna stay in here
Too much autistic screeching in the other threads.
You want to fight that frog? Go ahead, I'll laugh when it shoots 4 holes in YOUR skull.
Damn it stop ordering stripper poles!
@RobowaifuAigis want some coffee?
Well here's all 10 stripper poles
*stil bleeding out from ordering two number nines*
Oh, those are mine. All 10 of them are actually.
Looks like this cafe is finally classing up with some high quality poles.
@hazama share some of that pole wealth.
@RobowaifuAigis
Sounds like hell...
@hazama Why do you need it?
@hazama
Why 10?
@hazama Please don't tell me you are using them here...
@bluehairedemo
Trust me
It is
@RobowaifuAigis $10 that his answer is along the lines of "Because I can"
@RobowaifuAigis
Well do you want some coffee... or a toaster?
Well if Hazama ends up not doing crap with them then maybe he will let us take some.
@bluehairedemo are you in charge?
@Minato-Arisato-
I'm just helping out for now.
@bluehairedemo
I told you
That was a different universe me
I swear to Door Jesus I will give you such a pinch.
@RobowaifuAigis
Relax, it was a joke. But seriously, do you want anything?
My stripper Pole senses are tingling. What have I walked in on.
@bluehairedemo

How did you even get hired to work in this cafe?
Ah, sorry....I dozed off.....
Had a weird dream....

OOC: I've been setting up a pc and stuff. Sorry
@RobowaifuAigis different universe?
I'm just gonna walk out for now... I don't think I want to be here once this place somehow gets destroyed by something again. I wish all of you a good evening. (OOC: I might watch this chat, but I'm not going to post for awhile. Peace)
@bluehairedemo
Yeah, I'll take an iced coffee.
@Mishimans
Can't hire a dead guy. And Boss is up.

OOC: That's always fun...
If you could get 10 stripper poles for almost nothing, wouldn't you?
Ok here is the cat food regrets ordered!
Where would you put 10 stripper poles?
@ hazama

No I would not. I would rather use the same amount of cash to buy a truck load of sticky hands.
@RobowaifuAigis
Here. *he slides iced coffee to the living toaster*
Now that I think about it, I guess stripper poles are useless without strippers to dance on them.
Here is that MP3 player someone ordered!
@hazama hire some strippers
@DeliveryBoy
Oh, that's mine.
And here is 50 toasters, I was told it's a gift for whoever wants it!
@hazama just hire some strippers them. Don't you have cash or are you a broke ass hoe just like the rest of us.
@DeliveryBoy

Those toaster are mine

*runs to the toasters*
Thanks for taking over @bluehairedemo
@DeliveryBoy Thanks
@bluehairedemo
Thanks
*pulls out whiskey flask, pours some in, and sips*
Aaahhh
Good shit.
No prob @Boss.
*Snuggles with my newly acquired toasters*

My life finally has meaning.
Hire? Pfffft.
*dials number*
Hello? Colonel Relius? I've got a project for you.
@RobowaifuAigis
Um... do... you have any vodka on you? Labby took my only bottle.
@bluehairedemo
Unfortunately no
This flask is all I have
Ans I can't get back to the bar until the next reset.
OOC: i've got something important to do Goodbye everyone
Random question, but does anyone have glitter pens or googly eyes ?

It's for a vital project
I have both, actually. Here.
leblanc is over 1000 again. maybe the leblanc threads should just be pinned to front page?
@hazama Thanks I will be forever grateful.

*Begins to stick googly eyes to all of my toasters*

I'm saving the glitter for when I actually make toast.
Yeah, I regret giving those to you.
Why do your regret helping out the greater good?

*Holds up googly eyed toaster*

This toaster is now ready to save the world.
@RobowaifuAigis
Looks like I have to wait....
Watch out butterflies next time you show up I will just crush you with a toaster.
@Mishimans
What are you doing to those poor sweet innocent things?
@RobowaifuAigis
Those butterflies are evil.
@RobowaifuAigis

Making them smarter, better, faster, stronger !
@RobowaifuAigis
fuck those butterflies
@ RobowaifuAigis

Oh you meant the butterflies. I'm crushing their tiny evil bodies with adorable toasters.
@Mishimans
Not the butterflies
I could care less about those
Then I will preserve their crushed bodies using liquefied glitter.
@RobowaifuAigis

Nice you have good taste.

Well I told you that I will make my perfect toasters smarter, better, faster, stronger.

They may even surpass us humans some day
@Mishiamns
that sounds... terrifying.
@3xcal1bur

The toasters or the dead butterfly preservation project ?
wait, are you talking about?
what are you talking about*
God I keep screwing up.
There are several conversations going on @bluehairedemo. No worries, its easy to get tripped up.

*comes in and smiles softly at everyone*
*opens door and walks in* HONEYYYYY, IM HOME-ah wrong place.... I'll take an ice coffee, black and lots of sugar, please~~
Welcome back, Labby. Anyway, *points to Lavenza, who is still laying face-down on the floor*
Yeah, she's dead. Sorry for your loss.
@SF-Akira-Lover

Here
@hazama I came here to have to have a good time and I honestly feel attacked... Poor Lavenza ;-;
@Boss Thanks!
(( Jeez, fuck, why do we have a post dedicated to trying to reach 1,000 when Boss exists
I NEVER noticed how many posts these threads get holy hell ))
@Hibiki

OOC: it's incredible, im actually really happy with the results. It makes my phone lag though
OOC: my phone dies so hard lol. I feel like its a sign of success though lol.

*stretches and let's out a small sogh before sitting down*

I'm finally done exams...can I get some curry please? Extra spicy!
*Barges in*

BOOM! SUP everyone!?
*walks down and sits at counter, acting as if nothing happened last night*
Hey, can I have some curry?
@Yu-Narukami wha~t's up bu~ddy!
Make that two curries!
*A single butterfly flies out of @SF-Akira-Lover hair*
Make that three curries!
@SF-Akira-Lover
Oh, nothing much just- wait, is that a butterfly?
'Ello. I'll have some curry, thanks.
@Yu-Narukami butterfly!? Where?

*slaps butterfly back into hair*

@Persona was last night not enough? Do anyone have an extra jar?
*sniffs*

I smell something savory! Isn't that curry??? Hadn't had a good meal since that spicy ramen shop Cayde told me
*The butterfly remains silent*
Was it something I said...
I've had enough butterflies for a while.
*Nervously glances upstairs*
I-I'm sure it'll be fine.
Another set of boiled eggs, please.
@Persona now stay there! Unless you wanna go back to the jar~~
I want flower nectar...
Huh? Oh crap, the butterflies are back.
*Pinches one of the many butterflies out of the air, holding it by it's wing*
So, what to do with you?
Well, I don't think they can do anything anymore. Last night was kinda crazy.
Shh no one talk to it!

@Persona here, I'll get you some nectar but you WILL behave yourself, got it?
Why is there a butterfly in here?
Did they get out yesterday after I left?
*narrows eyes at the butterfly I'm holding*
Why does everyone think there multiple of me. I'm just a single butterfly now...
Yeah, @AdachiImouto and @SF-Akira-Lover let them out and they turned into an evil butterfly god and tried to destroy reality.
Yeah and then me, @Tatsuya, @Yu-Narukami and @AdachiImouto fought it back to keep the peace and I saw my shadow self for the first time lol
I just want to be a butterfly now...
*stands up*

Guess I'll get it...

*dishes out curry for everyone and boiled eggs for @hazama*

Here you go everyone!

Oh no...@Persona...its you...
I'm sorry for causing so much trouble and bringing back such terrible memories for everyone...
*sighs*

Its okay @Persona...just dont do it again okay?
OOC:

https://static.pexels.com/photos/26325/pexels-photo.jpg

Lablanc's thread in physical format

Good grief man, lol. It's chucking my browser, of all things.
Kinda wanna see how far this goes.
static.pexels.com/photos/26325/pexels-photo.jpg

(Code is broken?)
@-Labrys- thanks~

@-Labrys- well thank you and now LUNCH TIME!!

*Begins devouring the curry dish*
Greetings, all. Is Senpai running the counter again?
*Gulps down several eggs at once*
Oh, yeah.
*Lets go of Mimi and lets the insect fly off.*
OOC: @Joker Yeahhh this thread is loading longer and longer for me all the time, eventually it'll be inaccessible, lol.

Yo, what's good my people, I have appeared
*stretches and sighs*

What a long day. How is everyone?
I just got here, and I'm doing great dollface. I request one coffee from whomever is serving it
After last night's events, I now have a severe phobia of frogs. I'm mainly sticking around to see if what Naoya was saying is true.
*slides coffee over to @Jokerboi*

Here ya go. And it scared you that much @hazama?
There's not a lot I'm afraid of. Jubei, and a fully unrestricted Hakumen are the only thing I thought I would ever fear. Then, I met that frog.
*shudder*
@-Labrys-
Greetings, Senpai. I am very tired, especially after last night. But I feel refreshed as well... Perhaps you can relax and I will handle orders for the time being?

@Jokerboi
Good day... Umm... Did you call Senpai "dollface"...?

@hazama
Frogs are no match against vehicle tires. I can confirm.
OOC: Wow. Nice job guys. Thread still going strong. 2000 shouldn't be a issue.


*walks in and sits down at the counter *
I'm telling you, that car would pick the car up, toss you out, and then smack you with it.
When did Mimi become my name...?
@Persona
Just roll with it.
I'm good @AdachiImouto, thank you though. I'm done exams so I'm all good now

*smiles gently*
Yesterday. Now be quiet Mimi, or I'll get the bug spray.
Could this frog be Kitagawa's frog? He needs to keep a leash on it.

@Persona
We meet again. I see that didn't take very long... It's good to see you. Also, I called you Mimi before I let the old you out, if I remember correctly. I suppose calling you butterfly isn't proper...
*Walks in and takes a seat.*
Ahh, good to see this place is back in one piece. Can I get a coffee, black please?
@-Labrys-

That's a relief. Working is fine, but overworking is bad for your health. I owe you a lot already, so never feel reluctant to ask me for help, Senpai. *smiles back*
*Walks into the cafe with a bag full of toasters*

Hey everyone
Oh, no. Why did the old me make so many toasters...
@Everyone

Seems like everyone is in a better mood tonight.

Can I get a coffee, black?
@persona

I didn't get these toasters from you. I got them from some random delivery guy today.
*glances under the booth, remembering the ten stripper poles underneath*

Oh yeah, I forgot about these. Hehe.
What a lovely meal, thank you Labrys
@hazama

Did you finally get the required strippers for said poles
*slides black coffees to @ShinjiroAragaki and @Phantom_Trickster*

Here you go gentlemen. And food for you?

And your welcome @Sunbreaker-Titan.
Relius is making them, but I'm taking volunteers.
Thank you @-Labrys-, I'll take a curry please.
[walks in]
guess whos back
Stripper poles...?

Is this gonna end up like the club?
Can I be a stripper?

I am really bored right now and I need some cash to give my toasters a proper life.
My youngest toaster Tim is currently ill
Shadys back

*laughs*

Here you go @ShinjiroAragaki-san.

*slides over some fresh curry*
@Mishimans
what is with you and toasters??
@3xcal1bur
Welcome. Please excuse the strange redecorating.
@3xcal1bur

Well today I got 100 toasters from some shady guy and I decided to make use of them.

Like what else can I possibly do with 100 toasters in a cafe.
make toast at impossibly fast rates?
I can't believe you guys are still here
me too
Fate has bounded us to this cafe. Forever.
@3xcal1bur

true I could do that or I could just summon Satan with them

@MinatoArisato14

I got a final tomorrow so i'm trying to avoid my problems
Toast at fast rates?? Like this?

*eyes light up and I start popping toast out of the slots in my headband*
@-Labrys- HOLY SHIT
Well damn my toasters have just become useless

@3xcal1bur

*throws all 100 toasters to you*

Take them I don't like these children anymore
*Eats curry*
See things are pretty normal here tonight.
*smiles and claps hands*

Toast for everyone!!

*starts handing out toast*
Senpai is best toaster.
*receives some good toast*

MMM bread is so finger licking good
@-Labrys-
Thanks?
hey this toast is actually pretty good...
@Mishimans don'T GIVE ME YOUR RETARD TOASTER CHILDREN JESUS EX MACHINA.
Toast in the evening?
Its morning somewhere in the world...
@MinatoArisato14 You can have toast anytime of day.
@ShinjiroAragaki even during the dark hour
@3xcal1bur

Make sure to feed the toasters three times a day and if one cries just smash it to pieces

Toast is an all day food
@3xcal1bur Yes, but you have to do it the old fashioned way.
Old fashioned way?
Fire or get someone with a persona that can agi of course.
But it still seems weird
But it still seems weird
Why not just buy a blow torch for this?
Oops I said that twice