Leblanc: Birth By Memes - Phansite Archive

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Firematthew

@ShinjiroAragaki all of the above.

Shiza_Salad

@ShinjiroAragaki both

bluehairedemo

Yeah, both.

hazama

Wait. Is Haru dead?

Firematthew

They are revived with thot demons.

Souji Seta

I think the Thot Patrol are coming in soon?

CrowNotGoroAkechi

Haru is a One Eyed Thot cue the Tokyo Ghoul Opening

Firematthew

They are here already

RobowaifuAigis

*kicks door open*
We have two level ten thots outside
This is the only safe place!

AdachiImouto

I think we can leave this to the thot patrol.

My apologies, all. It usually is mad in here, but today was on a new level.

Hibiki

Level 10?!

Exactly what scale is this on

CrowNotGoroAkechi

SSS Rank Thot? Could it be the One Eyed King?

AdachiImouto

I assume the 10 is similar to defcon level?

Firematthew

No clue @Hibiki. Anyone else sending power to summon anti thot gods?

3xcal1bur

@MonoDj?
Sergeant?

-HaruOkamura-

A N Y O N E S A Y T H O T

3xcal1bur

nobody go outside its way too thotty

3xcal1bur

FJUCK

hazama

Hm.
If there's a thot around, I can kill it.

Souji Seta

What is the threat like at other levels?

RobowaifuAigis

OH SHIT

Ari3s

Holy shit.

The thots.

They're too powerful.

AdachiImouto

They're here...

bluehairedemo

BEGONE THOT!!!

CrowNotGoroAkechi

Are there any good One Eyed Thots that can help us get rid of them?

Firematthew

Take cover!

Boss

I swear....

Boss

*takes out gun again* no funny business

Ari3s

@Boss Never would've thought this of all things would happen in your cafe, did you?

Firematthew

Should of brought my flamethrower with me today...

3xcal1bur

@Ari3s
at this point, i don't even think he's fazed.

Firematthew

@3xcal1bur agreed.

IamThou

OOC: Help Mishima posted rules and somebody needs to kill the Haru X Lolislave RP

Ari3s

@3xcal1bur
Doesn't seem like it, no.

JC_Denton

@3xcal1bur do you have a single fact to back that up?

AdachiImouto

OOC: Well the anti thot god already appeared already, just say he Nyxed all the thots

bluehairedemo

Well... I'd say we won.

3xcal1bur

@JC_Denton
dude leblanc has been revived and rebuilt like 10 times. also something weird is always happening.

JC_Denton

What a shame.

AdachiImouto

Well, it's over.

I didn't even get to fight... Disappoin- erm, I mean, thank goodness!

Shiza_Salad

i didnt even need my stand

Boss

Ah....good...

bluehairedemo

Just means we can enjoy coffee without thots.

Shiza_Salad

i guess it'll have to wait another day...

CrowNotGoroAkechi

@Boss You know what to get me

Boss

@CrowNotGoroAkechi here we are

hazama

Well, that happened

RobowaifuAigis

Just another day on the Phansite.

bluehairedemo

Yep...

Shiza_Salad

pretty much

Boss

Wew

hazama

Thots annihilated, well done fellas. Coffee's on me.

Hibiki

well....that wrapped up nicer than I thought

NotIgor

Summoning a gods thirsty work @Boss got any iced tea?

Boss

@NotIgor

Yep, here's a cold glass

JunpeiStupeiIori

Thank god I slept through all of this, another spicy curry!

IamThou

OOC: Oh my fucking god I need therapy

NotIgor

@Boss Thanks
*chugs it including the ice*

bluehairedemo

OOC: Don't we all?

IamThou

OOC: I can't believe I typed all of that.

I feel dirty

hazama

I love this website

Boss

Spicy curry

Hibiki

This is my first experience in Leblanc and I-
am traumatized

IamThou

@Boss
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Hey boss â¤ï¸

I just got back from dethotificafion. Just thought you might need someone to clean this place.

RobowaifuAigis

OOC: Really I've read worse, plus it was entertaining at least.

TheSixthSiren

*hesitantly enters the cafe* Hi, I've never been here before but I've heard a lot about this place... Um. Could I get some of your famous curry?

bluehairedemo

OOC: Berry tru

hazama

Haru's is taking quite a while.

Truly though, words can't describe how helpful that guy in the hat was. I wonder how he was able to move so quickly?

IamThou

OOC: tbh for me that one was just bad.

The LeBlanc crew vs Lavenza one was better

Boss

Alright....another spicy curry

-TheAkiraKurusu-

give me dat curry and coffee boss

Boss

@IamThou

If you want to clean, go right ahead. Here's a broom

Shiza_Salad

can you just keep sending over coffee? i need to drown this event from my memory.

IamThou

OOC: Ugh maybe I should write a purefic soon to get this outta my head

Boss

@-TheAkiraKurusu-

Here, fresh off

hazama

I mean, you died.

-HaruOkamura-

God I need some dick

Boss

@Shiza_Salad

Here's an Irish

bluehairedemo

@-HaruOkamura-
Stop.

IamThou

@Boss
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Thanks boss, I'll start sweeping now.

*Casually sweeps around the cafe*

RobowaifuAigis

@IamThou
A pure fic sounds nice right about now.

Shiza_Salad

thanks boss. *mumbling* just drink the pain away...

hazama

How were you non unthotified?
If worst comes to worst, I can take you back to my basement.

-TheAkiraKurusu-

im freaking out over the forum rules

I broke like half the rules back then

TheSixthSiren

*sprays @-HaruOkamura- with holy water* No, no more thottiness this side of the Metaverse.

IamThou

@hazama
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It seems Haru still has some demons left in her.

bluehairedemo

Anyway, could I have some curry @Boss?

IamThou

@Boss
OOC: Yo boss I'm just gonna write a really pure fanfic. Just let Lavenza sweep around the place while you talk to customers.

Boss

@IamThou

OOC: coolio

IamThou

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*Continues sweeping indefinitely*

Boss

One hot curry

Shiza_Salad

hey @Boss, can i have another? I'll be here for awhile...

-HaruOkamura-

Ara ara~

bluehairedemo

Thanks boss.

hazama

Haru, don't make me start stomping on you again

hazama

I'll fuckin do it I swear to god

Hibiki

This was a mess... and people said stuff like this happens all the time?
How do you put up with this Boss, why dya keep rebuilding and coming back, I'd have given up a while ago if things happen like this a lot

Boss

@Shiza_Salad

Just have the bottle

*slides jack across the counter*

-HaruOkamura-

Ohohohohohoho~ You may have stopped me for now, but I'll be back~

Boss

@Hibiki

Cause a man needs his money, and you can't say it tsnt fun

-TheAkiraKurusu-

Dammit Thotiah

Hibiki

I get the money part, but fun? debatable

-Labrys-

*climbs out of box sitting next to counter and dusts self off*

Whew. Okay. Hey guys! Hey @Boss, can I have some spicy curry and a house blend please?

hazama

I guess Haru is lost forever. Sad really, I kind of liked her.

Boss

@-Labrys-

Yup, here we are

bluehairedemo

Welcome back Labby.

JunpeiStupeiIori

@-Labrys- Whoa! Another robot?!

-Labrys-

Thanks @Boss!

*sits down next to @bluehairedemo and takes a sip of the coffee*

Hey there. How are ya?

AdachiImouto

It's good to relax like this, too.

@-Labrys-
Hi Senpai! You missed quite the ordeal. Oh, and I'll buy your coffee this time, okay?

bluehairedemo

Well uh... I confessed to Aigis.

-Labrys-

*looks at @JunpeiStupeiIori*

Junpei..ya know m-...wait. Are you high school Junpei-san? Yeah you meet me in a few years.

hazama

You're a bit late, Labby. You missed all the fun of a murder-suicide and ancient contracts with evil thot gods. Also, the frog and I are cool now.

-Labrys-

I heard ova the network. How'd it go though? I went offline before I saw the results

Hibiki

....Can i get some more pancakes? I think I need them after all that to get my mind off of it

AdachiImouto

@bluehairedemo
Oh? how did it go?

bluehairedemo

Well she told me that I already confessed when I was drunk... but she didn't reject me.

JunpeiStupeiIori

@-Labrys- i'm still in high school, do I know you from somewhere?

Kotone Shiomi

Hi folks!

Boss

Another stack of pancakes

RobowaifuAigis

@-Labrys-
It could of gone alot worse
We could all be brainwashed thots
Luckily I managed to get a warning out when I did.

AdachiImouto

@-Labrys-
It went well. I didn't get a chance to fight though...

Kotone Shiomi

@Boss Can I request 8 of your finest curry combos?

-Labrys-

@RobowaifuAigis thank you Sis. You did well to diffuse the situation.

Boss

@Kotone Shiomi

Ah....sure. Here

bluehairedemo

@Kotone Shiomi
Wha? Are you sure about that?!

AdachiImouto

@Kotone Shiomi
Greetings!

@bluehairedemo
I see. I hope it goes well. I'm still at a loss of what to do, myself...

bluehairedemo

@AdachiImouto
Um... do what I did? Just... say it?

Souji Seta

All those fights and revivals took place within, what, one hour?...

Kotone Shiomi

@bluehairedemo Yes, yes I am sure.

I am starving.

hazama

God, this place is a madhouse

AdachiImouto

@Souji Seta
Yes.

@bluehairedemo
I did, but well... I didn't get a clear response either. Heh...

RobowaifuAigis

@hazama
I wouldn't want it any other way though.

bluehairedemo

You get used to it.

Hibiki

It is a madhouse, though it seems a lot of people think thats part of the appeal

Kotone Shiomi

Do you?
I just eat my confusion away

-Labrys-

*stretches and finishes off curry*

Agreed @hazama and @RobowaifuAigis...agreed...

@Boss can I get another curry please?

AdachiImouto

*raises glass* here's to LeBlanc, and to toasters.

Boss

@-Labrys-

Here you go

bluehairedemo

@Kotone Shiomi
That works too I guess.

hazama

Oh no, I love the insanity. It's like a horrid combination of GameFAQs, /b/, and fanfiction.net.
I can't get enough of this.

Boss

*raises cup* hear hear!

Kotone Shiomi

@bluehairedemo Yes, yes it does.

RobowaifuAigis

*raises whiskey bottle she pulled out of nowhere*
Wooooooo

bluehairedemo

@RobowaifuAigis
Where did you get that?

AdachiImouto

Eh? Aigis-san, where did you..?

Justanotherphan

What am I looking at

-Labrys-

*also pulls out whisky and raises it with coffee*

Yeah!!

Boss

@RobowaifuAigis

Hey, no drinking unless it comes from me

Kotone Shiomi

Pass me some booze please

Justanotherphan

Okay I'm officially in hell

AdachiImouto

...Now I don't have alcohol and feel left out.

bluehairedemo

Well if everyone else is doing it. *pulls out a bottle of vodka*

CrowNotGoroAkechi

Pancakes with spicy curry on top also pour some wine in it @Boss

hazama

*whips out a flask full of likely illegal high-alcohol concentration liquor*
HELL YEAH

Justanotherphan

WHERE IS ALL THIS ALCOHOL COMING FROM

RobowaifuAigis

@Boss
Fine
*takes a quick swig and puts it away*

Souji Seta

(desperately muttering under breath) Please don't do anything weird drunk, please, please, please

bluehairedemo

@Justanotherphan
Hey, we can all defy logic apparently. *chugs down the vodka*

Justanotherphan

@bluehairedemo I came here for some coffee and this is what happens

Kotone Shiomi

Nobody here likes to share :C

Sunbreaker-Titan

Phht childs play @bluehairedemo

*takes out 6 bottles of Arrack*

Time say bye bye to my liver.

bluehairedemo

It's like this every day. *hic*

bluehairedemo

@Kotone Shiomi
You already had a shit ton of curry...

Justanotherphan

Maaybe I should of took that job in the velvet room I wouldn't of walked in on whatever is happening herw

AdachiImouto

@hazama

Oi... *sneakily slips 1000 yen*

hazama

DID SOMEBODY SAY *hic* ENDLESS DESPAIR?
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JunpeiStupeiIori

Whoa! Don't tell this cafe is a bar too

-Labrys-

*puts some of the whisky on mine and @Kotone Shiomi's coffee real quick*

*takes @bluehairedemo's vodka and stashes it away*

Nop

hazama

*under breath*
wait what? what's this for?

bluehairedemo

@-Labrys-
That bottle is empty. *hic*

Justanotherphan

@hazama no no this isnt danganronpa

AdachiImouto

@hazama
The mystery drink. I wish to try it.

Kotone Shiomi

*Downs coffee*
Ahh thats the stuff

Solarflared

So, this is what I wake up to, hm?

bluehairedemo

@Solarflared
Yep! Welcome to Leblanc! *hic*

Sunbreaker-Titan

@JunpeiStupeiIori dont worry we brought our own.

*guzzles down the 5th bottle of Arrack*

hazama

Go ahead.
*hands the flask over*

Souji Seta

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Kotone Shiomi

@bluehairedemo Ha! Lightweight!
*tries to eat curry but only succeeds at spilling curry over herself*

-Labrys-

*takes flash mod transfer from @hazama*

Ahem...

-Labrys-

*flask mid

JunpeiStupeiIori

I think I'll have a cup of water now...

Boss

*lines bottles of wine, jack, whiskey etc on the counter*

bluehairedemo

@Kotone Shiomi
Look who's talking! *hic*

hazama

What?
We're not doing anything THAT illegal
*falls out of booth*

Solarflared

...I'll just take a seat over there.

AdachiImouto

@hazama
You're a God, Hazama-san. *Takes a big sip* Geez... Strong... What's in this..?

Kotone Shiomi

@bluehairedemo Pffft! I'm fiiiiiine. Just a little tired from classes is all.
Yup thats it.

AdachiImouto

Oh. Denied...

-Labrys-

*thinks for a second*

Wait...arent @RobowaifuAigis and I the only people here incapable of getting drunk right now?

bluehairedemo

@Kotone Shiomi
Oh yeah?! *pulls out another bottle of vodka and slams in on Kotone's table* Chug this down...

hazama

Uhh, it would take much less time to tell you that drinking it has caused several adults to die of alcohol poisoning.
*tries to stand up and falls over table*

Solarflared

Hmmm...good point.

Solarflared

...or something. Can I just get a glass of water?

-Labrys-

*takes @bluehairedemo's vodka and necks it*

Done!

RobowaifuAigis

@-Labrys-
Yeah pretty much
Unless we pull out *that* alcohol.

bluehairedemo

Hey! Stop taking my bottles! *hic*
Wait... "that" alcohol?

hazama

*slides a shot glass of the stuff along the ground, stopping at @AdachiImouto's foot*
Hurry, before the robo-bit*hic* I mean, Labrys sees.

Kotone Shiomi

@bluehairedemo YOUR ON!
*Starts trying to chug the vodka but after three gulps starts choking*
BLEH

Sunbreaker-Titan

Time for the most dumbest thing that i have ever done

*takes out a marrtini shaker and pours cider, red wine, tequilla, whiskey, vodka, rum, arrack, and pure ethonal and proceeds to shake it and down the whole thing.*

...*pupils begins to dilate* that is some strong SHIT...

*dies from having a blood acholo level of 65.6*

Mitsuru

Hi I'm here on my way to my good christian school may I have some iced coffee?

RobowaifuAigis

@bluehairedemo
Don't even think about it
Humans wouldn't survive a single drop.

bluehairedemo

@Kotone Shiomi
HAH! You can't even chug it all in one go! *hic*

AdachiImouto

@-Labry-
*sits all cute and looks with sad eyes* Just a sip, Senpai...?

JunpeiStupeiIori

@bluehairedemo calm down man, this isn't like you

Firematthew

I go to the bathroom for awhile then everyone frigging gets drunk. What the hell is even going on. *Sigh* @Boss please tell me you are sober enough for me to have one more cup of coffee.

-Labrys-

*mixes up a moonblast*

Here...iced coffee

*slides it to @Mitsuru*

hazama

HIT ME WITH THAT SHIT ROBO-LADY
I CAN'T PERMANENTLY DIE ANYWAY
BRING IT OOONN

bluehairedemo

@RobowaifuAigis
But what about you? *hic* Would it kill you too?

Sunbreakers_Ghost

...guardian down..need some assistance too.

Kotone Shiomi

@bluehairedemo S-sh-shut up! I just was full due to the curry.
yeah thats it...

Solarflared

@Firematthew
I'm trying not to get drunk.

Firematthew

Also I heard the confusion from the bathroom. @JunpeiStupeiIori did we tell you that this cafe brings people from different places in time and space when they enter?

bluehairedemo

@Kotone Shiomi
Stop lying! You can't handle alcohol at all! *chugs another bottle*

-Labrys-

*sits and counter and finished curry*

What is happening...

AdachiImouto

@hazama
Oh! My shoes untied... *goes under table for a shot and comes back up*

Firematthew

@Solarflared at least there is one person in this cafe that isn't drunk other than me.

Boss

Jesus Christ.....you bunch of drunkards....
Fuck it, let's drink!

Also, I don't want a word of this to anybody....this doesn't leave the cafe

Firematthew

@Boss can I have my coffee first before you take that drink?

Kotone Shiomi

@bluehairedemo
Sh-shush you!
I am just limiting myself!

RobowaifuAigis

@hazama Fine
@bluehairedemo
I would be fine, as I'm an android
Plus if anything did happen, I can switch to another body.

bluehairedemo

@Kotone Shiomi
Thatz what they all say! *hic*

HahaRIP

Holy shit is this a motherfucking kingdom hearts reference?

bluehairedemo

@RobowaifuAigis
... pleaze don't... you're perfet they way you are... *hic*

Boss

@Firematthew

Here you go, it's irished

-Labrys-

Uhm..I will help with drinks. Since I can't get drunk.

*puts on apron and pats @Boss's back gently*

Firematthew

Where? (@HahaRIP)

Sunbreaker-Titan

I DON'T GIVE A *hic* F***

*laughs maniacly but vomits with gutso*

HahaRIP

The title

Firematthew

Alrighty then... *Drinks coffee*

AdachiImouto

@Firematthew
Hey, that's a veeery accusative accusation... If I didn't know any better I would think you're awfully suspicious, good sir...

Firematthew

(OOC: aah.)

hazama

*drinks a sip of "that" drink*
HACK!
*coughs up a lung*
*flops onto the ground, dead"

pixie

Hey @Boss, can I get a Screwdriver, with a shot of muscle drink?

Firematthew

Wait what did I accuse someone of?

Boss

Thanks @-Labrys-

HahaRIP

Someone get me curry

Kotone Shiomi

@bluehairedemo
Yeah well I'm just fine as you can see!
*faceplants into curry*
zzzzz

Boss

@pixie

Here you go

Firematthew

First casualty due to drinking of the night is @Kotone Shiomi

bluehairedemo

@Kotone Shiomi
... I win. *hic*

Firematthew

Not counting actual deaths. Just people who fall asleep.

Sunbreaker-Titan

*writhing in pain* oh dear Messiah I need a medic!!

IamThou

@Boss
OOC: Back to make Lavenza stop.

AdachiImouto

@Firematthew
How do we know YOU'RE not drunk? Maybe you were the drunk all along! I'm a PI you knowww, you won't get away with zis...

pixie

Good thing I brought these revival beads.

...how do these stupid things work, anyway?

Firematthew

*Sigh* anyone here know Sarecarm or Diarama? That or first aid? That isn't drunk?

RobowaifuAigis

@hazama
Welp
I warned you
*takes a shot*
Makes my circuits all tingly.

Solarflared

@Firematthew
Hmmm...

-Labrys-

*starts passing out little buckets and cups of water and just cleaning up messes as they come*

bluehairedemo

Aigis... come here please...

Firematthew

@AdachiImouto
I haven't had any alcohol, unless my coffee was spiked, but I haven't had more than one cup. I don't think I'm drunk.

IamThou

@Boss
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*Finishes sweeping around the cafe*

*Sits down on a chair*

*Sigh of relief*

I'm so tired....

Kotone Shiomi

*snores*

pixie

@Firematthew I think I must have skipped that class at demon school

Sunbreaker-Titan

@bluehairedemo get you Messiah cuz i need ze healing asap!!

Firematthew

@Solarflared
Yeah?

Shiza_Salad

hey @Boss! *hic* You got any more? *hic*

Hibiki

Hi I'm bac-
what is going on now

Shiza_Salad

*passes out*

Firematthew

@pixie what are the requirements for the revival bead to work on Sunbreaker-Titan?

RobowaifuAigis

@bluehairedemo
Whatcha need?

Shiza_Salad

OOC: I became an alcoholic to drown out the memories of this morning

IamThou

@Boss

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Here's the broom boss.

*Returns the broom*

...

Mind if I sleep here for a while?

HahaRIP

C U R R Y

bluehairedemo

@RobowaifuAigis
... I need a hug... *hic*

Souji Seta

@Hibiki alcohol party??

Firematthew

@Hibiki a lot of people here thought it would be a wonderful idea to get drunk. There are only a few of us that aren't. Feel free to record EVERYTHING. I can't because my phone battery just died.

pixie

@Firematthew I dunno, maybe shove it in his mouth or something

IamThou

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*Cute Yawn*

I'll just....

*Light snoring*

.........

Ari3s

This is nearing 600 posts what the fuck.

Firematthew

@pixie Do you at least know dia? Let's try healing him a bit before we try reviving him, he's still making noise.

RobowaifuAigis

@bluehairedemo
Fine
*hugs*

IamThou

OOC: I'm gonna take a rest.

This has been too much for me.

Peace.

Firematthew

(OOC: @Ari3s this is nothing. Boss's cafe threads usually break 1k)

bluehairedemo

@RobowaifuAigis
... I missed you.. missed you a lot.

Firematthew

What's the count of people here that are drunk? I mean seriously.

RobowaifuAigis

@bluehairedemo
I know you have.

Shiza_Salad

@Firematthew cause of this morning. it's good to drown the memories...

bluehairedemo

@RobowaifuAigis
Please... don't leave me... *hic*

Firematthew

@Shiza_Salad I know the CAUSE. I just want to know the amount of people who are drunk.

Hibiki

im underage im leaving again before y'all curse me

RobowaifuAigis

@bluehairedemo
Don't worry, I won't.

Firematthew

We won't curse you. It's just this place is crazy. Feel free to come back if people somehow become sober within the night.

bluehairedemo

....... *he seems to have fallen asleep*

Firematthew

@bluehairedemo is the second person to go to sleep.

Firematthew

A morgana would have fun watching the people go to sleep I believe.

Shiza_Salad

@Firematthew (OOC: well, there's me, cause PTSD from earlier. There's a few others, but I don't know how many.)

Sunbreaker-Titan

Hey @Boss dont m*hic*ind turning my ship into a base *hic* ontop of your roof.

*faceplants into the counter and sleeps*

Zzz...

pixie

uh, what was that spell again? Med... Medio... Media? I think?

*casts Media*

did that help at all

Shiza_Salad

*hic* @Boss! I need another round!

Firematthew

@Shiza_Salad (OOC: Seems fair. Minato and Minako are both asleep after drinking, where's @Boss?)

Firematthew

@pixie I feel better let's find out about @Sunbreaker-Titan, if he's still conscious.

Shiza_Salad

@Firematthew (OOC: Dunno. probably doing schoolwork. I can ask if you want, seeing as I know him irl...)

RobowaifuAigis

*takes @bluehairedemo and lays him somewhere soft, with a cover over him*
He's cute when he's sleeping
The big nerd.

Firematthew

(OOC: Let him do some schoolwork for a bit, if he's done then feel free to ask)

Shiza_Salad

(OOC: Sure thing.)

AdachiImouto

Who the hell here is underage

They should be arrested...

Ohhh, waaiiit. Right...

I need more, like, numbers...

Firematthew

@AdachiImouto The person who was underage left already. There was no drinks had by them. (OOC:Forgot to mention any teenagers that have been drinking)

Phantom_Trickster

*walks in carrying a couple of thick books*

*sits down at a empty booth and opens one up*