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bluehairedemo

The Wedding: Take 2

Again, about an hour away and we need to make final preparations.

Tatsuya

Alright I'll be there. Also what do you guys need to prepare?

-Mishima-

Again...I'll get my camera ready

bluehairedemo

@Tatsuya
Security, makeing sure everyone can come etc.

-Labrys-

*superhero lands*

What needs to be done @bluehairedemo?

-Mishima-

Any extra work i can do too

RobowaifuAigis

Take 2 electric boogaloo.

Mona

Is there anything I can do?

bluehairedemo

@-Labrys-
Just make sure no thots come by.

Tatsuya

Well aren't we pretty much all security? I know I can do that anyways.

Mako-chan

I'm ready

MinatoArisato14

Shit sorry bro I have to go help my dad for an hour but I'll try to attend

bluehairedemo

You never know Tatsuya.
Now outside of that we need to set everything up. We are using the church close to Shibuya.

-Mishima-

We all have personas (at least on phan-site canon) so security is lockdown

3xcal1bur

Hey I can help with security! I mean if that's ok.

Tatsuya

Awesome I'll be sure to crash my bike through the doors! Well ok not really might scratch the paint after all.

bluehairedemo

@3xcal1bur
I think we're good on that front. But it wouldn't hurt to have more people.

RobowaifuAigis

The more security the better, so stay on your toes even if you aren't assigned that role.

ShinjiroAragaki

Hey, there anything I can do to help?

Aigis

Can i help with making toast? I'm good with bread :3

RobowaifuAigis

And like @bluehairedemo said don't put yourself in danger unless your certified.

-Mishima-

Once again anything else I can do

JunpeiStupeiIori

Sup. Need anything?

MinatoArisato14

Aigis always make toast

bluehairedemo

@ShinjiroAragaki
Yeah... you need to be our flower boy.

Tatsuya

I'm a certified god Slayer that counts right?

RobowaifuAigis

@Tatsuya
That works.

bluehairedemo

As for everyone else, we'll need your help setting up everything. Cuz we got a lot here...

Tamaki_Uchida

A wedding??

Tatsuya

Yeah Blue hair and Aigis are getting married.

ShinjiroAragaki

Umm... I guess I can help there... I just gotta scatter petals right?

RobowaifuAigis

Pretty much.

bluehairedemo

@ShinjiroAragaki
Basically.

Tamaki_Uchida

How cute!

-Labrys-

Okay @RobowaifuAigis or @bluehairedemo. What rolls are filled already and who fills them? We need to get organized and everyone in position.

-Mishima-

I'm photography

bluehairedemo

Boss is gonna cater.

RobowaifuAigis

Pure_girl was supposed to be the priestess so hopefully she shows up.

MinatoArisato14

Hopefully everything goes as planned

bluehairedemo

What are we going to do if Pure doesn't come?

RobowaifuAigis

Hope that someone else is certified I guess.

Delta-M

I guess of you need a backup, I'll fill the priest role of pure_girl can't get here in time

RobowaifuAigis

OK so we got a back up.

bluehairedemo

Hm... has anyone seen Boss?

MinatoArisato14

We'll be prepared for anything

Delta-M

Better brush off that old bible I had to buy...

RobowaifuAigis

I think he's around somewhere.

Migrant

Did you check his house by any chance?

bluehairedemo

And where's Ari3s?

MinatoArisato14

Maybe it's because they have their own lives to live

Tatsuya

Pfft what's a life? Sounds like an awful thing.

RobowaifuAigis

She said she would be here
So I trust her.

Migrant

Life stops for weddings.

Migrant

OOC: Weddings always make me think of Click to load youtube video

bluehairedemo

Alright. Shit, we got 15 minutes left!!

Ari3s

Hi, hello! Ahh, I'm here. Sorry.

3xcal1bur

Eyyyy

Migrant

Success. Well, half success. Now we just need the Boss Summoning Circle.

Ari3s

So, are we ready?

RobowaifuAigis

@Ari3s
Right on time!

bluehairedemo

Almost...

RobowaifuAigis

We just need Boss.

Ari3s

Coolio.

bluehairedemo

... We might need to start without him.

Ari3s

Let's just give it a few minutes.

-Mishima-

...Papa sojiro

RobowaifuAigis

If need be I guess we will.

RobowaifuAigis

We still have a little time though.

bluehairedemo

Yeah...

bluehairedemo

I don't think he'll make it in time.

Tatsuya

Sadly I agree.

Migrant

Boss stop being stuck in traffic for once in your life.

-Labrys-

*comes running in with carts of food*

B-huff-Boss had it all finished last night and this morning...huff...catering...is here...huff...

RobowaifuAigis

*sighs*
I guess we'll push on without him.

-Labrys-

Though, it sucks he's not here...

bluehairedemo

Woah. Well that explains it.

RobowaifuAigis

@-Labrys-
SAVING THE DAY

Aki-Joker

Shall I bring a new cake ? Because the old one may lose taste.

3xcal1bur

@-Labrys-
You look tired!
You ok?

Tatsuya

Wow seems you were in a rush.

RobowaifuAigis

@Aki-Joker
If you want to, go right ahead.

bluehairedemo

Alright, it's time we start everything up. Is everyone ready?

Migrant

Ready!

3xcal1bur

Where's pure girl?

Aigis

I brought the best toaster money can buy

3xcal1bur

But otherwise, READY!

3xcal1bur

//I've been waiting for this

bluehairedemo

@3xcal1bur
Delta is gonna have to fill in for her.

ShinjiroAragaki

Ready as I'll ever be.

-Labrys-

*squares away the catering so it can be served after the procession*

*flies up to the rafters for a good vantage point as security*

RobowaifuAigis

Let's do it!

Tatsuya

I'm all set!

bluehairedemo

Alright, let's do this.

3xcal1bur

[claps]

Migrant

[clappas]

Aki-Joker

I leave the cake on the table. Have a wonderful day.

Mona

Wooooah! Lookin' cool, @bluehairedemo!

RobowaifuAigis

Someone hit that sweet sweet organ music.

JunpeiStupeiIori

Really!

JunpeiStupeiIori

*Ready

-Mishima-

*starts taking pics*

Ari3s

*Excited squealing.*

RobowaifuAigis

*suddenly has a nice white wedding dress on*

bluehairedemo

OOC: because eff loogic

Mishimans

*runs in last minute carrying flowers*

Sorry I'm late guys I brought the flower arrangements

ShinjiroAragaki

OOC: Sorry about this guys but something came up and I gotta dash for a bit, if I'm needed before I get back assume Shinji flower boys

bluehairedemo

OOC: STOP
And it's ok Shinji

RobowaifuAigis

@bluehairedemo
OOC: Aigis bends logic to her will

Ari3s

fUCK OUTTA HERE MITSURU.

Tatsuya

Come Apollo Nova Kaiser! * Nuclear fire blasts Mitsuru* Tch she's been acting up.

Delta-M

The altar has been prepared. Whenever the bride is ready, she may come forth.

Click to load youtube video

-Mishima-

*records the ooc shit cos itll sell on yt*

bluehairedemo

Well this is starting off interesting...

Ari3s

I'll bust Ippon-Datara on that ass right quick motherfucker.

Mishimans

What happened to the thot police security ??

RobowaifuAigis

*Starts walking to the altar*

Tatsuya

No clue I seem to be our main Security though.

-Mishima-

(THIS IS A WEDDING BEHAVE CHILDREN OR ILL HAVE KAMOSHIDA BUTTFUCK YOU TO SLEEP)

-Mishima-

*photos ect*

Ari3s

*Excitedly still squealing.*

SpikeSpiegel

Kicks mishima out for being an unfunny thot.

-Labrys-

*swoops down and removes @Mitsuru*

*returns to the rafters on overwatch*

3xcal1bur

[GODDAMIT GTFO SHITPOSTERS]

pixie

//ksshtt-Joker come in
//Confirmed sighting of at least one thot
//Permission to intercept, over
Where is that idiot...

Aki-Joker

*claps*

RobowaifuAigis

*finally reaches altar and takes a deep breath*
I'm ready.

-Labrys-

*bounds from rafters and takes out axe, blocking door as a bouncer now*

Tatsuya

*Sends Apollo over to the door as well*

Mona

Uh oh, I hope all this fecalposting doesn't ruin the wedding...

-Mishima-

*snap snap clattersnat, ching*

Mishimans

Shit posters please don't ruin this wedding.

I may be forced to use on a flamethrower to fix this issue

bluehairedemo

We're ready.

3xcal1bur

Just let this be a peaceful fucking wedding.

Aki-Joker

*joins Tatsuya and Labrys with her Zaou-Gongen *

Ari3s

Ooo, I can't wait to hear the vows.

The_Soap_Anon

*whispers* I'm glad I didn't miss the best part.

If mess happens, cleaning will commence.

-Labrys-

OOC: Shit where's the priest. @Delta-M right?

bluehairedemo

OOC: Yeah.

Delta-M

Ah and so we find ourselves here in this fated moment at last. We gather here to witness the union of our dear friends @bluehairedemo and @RobowaifuAigis. The declaration of their unwavering love for one another, and soon to be eternal bond of marriage.

(This is gonna take a little time to type, bear with me.)

-Mishima-

(gtg pretend i was taking pics of your wedding)

SpikeSpiegel

Isn't this basically the same thing as bestiality

Tatsuya

How do you even come up with that idea?

hazama

//Command, this is #120 reporting in
//no thot-like behavior spotted
//curently keeping security detail
//will report anything fishy, over

-Labrys-

*smacks @SpikeSpiegel with the flat edge of my axe and drags him out of the church*

Mona

*whispers to @SpikeSpiegel* pssst, hey, don't ruin this, man.

SpikeSpiegel

Because Aigis isn't a human, she is a robot.

Mona

Don't be racist.

Ari3s

That's not even remotely ACCURATE.

Bestiality is animals.

Now hush.

SpikeSpiegel

It is like marrying a sexdoll that moves.

Delta-M

Let the records forever state that it was on this day the both of you wholeheartedly put yourselves to the upkeep of your love. Before we commence with the the ceremony, you may each say your vows.

Mona

@SpikeSpiegel *loads slingshot*

3xcal1bur

Thanks for ruining it @SpikeSpiegel...

SpikeSpiegel

I object!

-Labrys-

*hucks @SpikeSpiegel out the door into the sky*

bluehairedemo

OOC: Ok, can you like not?

Mona

@SpikeSpiegel *shoots slings*

Ari3s

God dammit.

SpikeSpiegel

My cynicism shall stop this wedding no matter what!

Ari3s

OOC: Let's just ignore him.

Aki-Joker

*Ziodyne with Zaou-Gongen * No Objections allowed here.

Tatsuya

@SpikeSpiegel*Stabs in the leg*

bluehairedemo

OOC: Just ignore him...

Tatsuya

Fine idea yeah. Now where were we?

JunpeiStupeiIori

*thinking*
Looks like we have ourselves a wedding crasher.

RobowaifuAigis

OOC: VOWS NOW!

3xcal1bur

The vows?

The_Soap_Anon

Let him yell at the wall. The wedding is still continuing.

Delta-M

*Coughs* If the distractions have ceased, the bride and groom may say their vows in peace.

Aki-Joker

Well continue with the vows.

Ari3s

OOC: I am thou, thou art I...

Jk.

SpikeSpiegel

I how to stop this wedding

SpikeSpiegel

Vow

Aki-Joker

God's Hand

Sae Niijima

*bursts in*

FREEZE. I am with the Tokyo Special Investigations Department and we have determined that everyone here is in violation of staging a wedding that wasn't properly registered with the government. Therefore this wedding is not legal, and I need everyone to cease these proceedings.

SpikeSpiegel

I was killed before by a women

RobowaifuAigis

OOC: who should go first?

Ari3s

mOTHERFUCKER YOU WILL BUST ON THIS DRESS.

S'DOWN AND SHUT UP OR LEAVE.

bluehairedemo

Thank you... *he turns to Aigis* I vow to always stand by you. In health and in sickness, I will always be with you.

OOC: Yeah I really don't know what the eff I'm doing.

SkuII

The isn't ready for androids to marry humans, it's not real love!

Mona

@Sae Niijima the heart change should occur any moment now...

-Mishima-

(is back resumes photo taking)

hazama

*points gun at Sae*
Begone thot

CrowNotGoroAkechi

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Mona

@Skull hey, boy, play with this *hands him a ball of yarn* while the adults handle things.

Tatsuya

Man ever

-Labrys-

*stops all the commotion at the door using my axe as a barricade*

*takes off inhibitors and puts strength output to max*

The paperwork was filed and approved. It is legal. We have the licenses.

Ari3s

It's gonna 2018 when we're done with wedding I swear. To. God.

Tatsuya

Everyone is crashing aren't they?

Mona

(Oh boy, this is a trainwreck! If this keeps up...)

RobowaifuAigis

I too vow to always stand by you, in health and in sickness, I will always be with you.

3xcal1bur

Jesus Christ WEDDING CRASHERS JUST GET THE
F U C K OUT.

The_Soap_Anon

It's the vows. The perfect opportunity to crash the wedding.

bluehairedemo

OOC: Ok, this is starting to piss me off.

hazama

"Official"
NiðŸ…±ï¸ðŸ…±ï¸a get out of here with that fake thot patrol shit

SpikeSpiegel

Making love to a robot is no different then making love to a train

Mishimans

This wedding is taking longer then the person 3 movie series.

3xcal1bur

@OfficialThotPatrol
how can you be the real thot patrol when you never fought Haru and IamThot

-Mishima-

* photos, such a nice couple*

Aki-Joker

I agree you soon shall all be grilled, wedding crashers.

Delta-M

Excellent. Now I believe it to be in everyone's best interest is we speed this along.

Ahem.

@bluehairedemo, do you take @RobowaifuAigis to be your wife? Do you promise to be faithful to her in good times and in bad, in sickness and in health, to love her and to honor her all the days of your life?

Tatsuya

OOC: Guys just ignore them all it's the best attack against trolls.

Mishimans

Wedding crashers please GTFO this is meant to be a nice moment

RobowaifuAigis

OOC: Just a little more to go.

Migrant

Any wedding Crashers who want to take a seat be shut up can join the reception!

SpikeSpiegel

Okay

bluehairedemo

I do.

SpikeSpiegel

Sits down and shuts up

Mona

(Maybe we should have done this somewhere more private?!)

Joker

*Joker grins, and snaps his fingers*
*The trouble agents vanish from sight*
\\Tssch, Thot Patrol, this is command
\\I personally dealt with the situation
\\The rest of you, eyes open, and deal with anything that comes at you
\\Over Tssch

\\Tssch and I heart that Pixie, Tssch

Aki-Joker

You can do it @RobowaifuAigis and @bluehairedemo.

Delta-M

And @RobowaifuAigis, do you take @bluehairedemo to be your husband? Do you promise to be faithful to him in good times and in bad, in sickness and in health, to love him and to honor him all the days of your life?

RobowaifuAigis

I do!

Ari3s

*Squeal.*

tHOU ART THESE ART THOU KISS EACH OTHER DO IT DO IT DO IT!

Mishimans

*begin to cry*

This is the best moment

-Mishima-

ooc: who was best man btw

FutabaAlibaba

OOC: Sorry I missed this. Anything bad happen? Or is it going smooth?

bluehairedemo

OOC: Junpei.

pure_girl

(Shoot, am i on time?)

-Mishima-

*tears up a little* How beautiful

Mona

*sniff*

-Mishima-

( @pure_girl very late )

SpikeSpiegel

Shut up puregirl no one likes you

Tatsuya

Heh it's good to see things going right for once.

The_Soap_Anon

@pure_girl you are at the best part.

JunpeiStupeiIori

@bluehairedemo yea?

pure_girl

(Drat! Well i'm still gonna enjoy)

Mishimans

OOC: A bunch of stuff happened, but now things appear to be going well

Delta-M

Then, by the power invested in me... *summons Ramses for dramatic effect*

I now pronounce you, husband and wife.

@bluehairedemo, you may now kiss the bride.

-Mishima-

( Spike man you could have done that to anyone but i swear pure girl is literally one of the only people everyone genarally likes )

MinatoArisato14

Go die spike

Migrant

D'awwwww~ You guys are the best! *Blubber blubber blubber*

-Mishima-

*prepares pic*

MinatoArisato14

Holy shit it's happening!

Aki-Joker

Occ. @FutabaAlibaba only some wedding crashers . But doesnt matter anymore.

bluehairedemo

OOC: Oh I was just telling mishima you're the best man. Doorboy didn't actually say your name.

Mishimans

@SpikeSpiegel

You will probably regret telling pure girl that

pure_girl

It's actually happening!

bluehairedemo

*He kisses Aigis*

MinatoArisato14

Ok just got into my suit

Ari3s

DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IIIIIT.

SpikeSpiegel

I was already killed once by a women

MinatoArisato14

YEA BOIIIIIII HE'S THE MAN!!!!!!!!!!!

JunpeiStupeiIori

*clap*

Mishimans

*sobs into a toaster wedding gift*

Who said dreams don't come true

RobowaifuAigis

*she kisses him back lovingly*

Ari3s

*Mix of squealing and happy crying.*

3xcal1bur

YEAAAAAAAAAA

JunpeiStupeiIori

Proud of you dude.

Aki-Joker

Congratulations you two.*throws confetti*

bluehairedemo

OOC: And noe obligatory Moze of Life. Click to load youtube video

The_Soap_Anon

Nice. :)

SpikeSpiegel

When is the bar mitzvah? Isn't Aigis jewish?

MinatoArisato14

This is the first time I saw a human marry and kiss a robot

bluehairedemo

Now* Maze*

-Mishima-

What a lovely wedding, *has plenty of memorable moments on camera*

Mishimans

Thi bitch has just been emptied of tears

YEEEEEEEEEET

Ari3s

Aaaaaaahahahahaa.

This is beautiful.

Mishimans

May you two be happy !

Delta-M

And with that, the ceremony is concluded. May the newlyweds find happiness wherever life takes them.

Now, I believe we have catering courtesy of Boss? Let us all celebrate this union with food and drink aplenty.

Tatsuya

Well then that went better than I thought it would.

3xcal1bur

AAAAAAAAAAAAA

CrowNotGoroAkechi

Shit why aren't the bombs going off

RobowaifuAigis

One more thing!
*Throw bouquet behind her into the air*

Joker

@CrowNotGoroAkechi
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Ari3s

*sNATCHES THAT SHIT.*

Mishimans

Joker probably took care of them bombs

RobowaifuAigis

*throws

MinatoArisato14

YEA MAZE OF LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Tatsuya

Hmmp bad luck running into me Goro... I already disarmed them fool!

Lewd

i really, really just want death.

3xcal1bur

Jesus Christ @Ari3s

RobowaifuAigis

WOOHOO

Mishimans

Where should I put the wedding gift I brought?

MinatoArisato14

The other me stole Aigis's heart

The_Soap_Anon

*claps*

Migrant

You can't stop true love, Crow.

Ari3s

@3xcal1bur
Shaddup. I'm an emotional woman at a wedding. eme

-Mishima-

Mishimas put them over there *points* with the others

Mishimans

Crow just angry that he got no one waiting for him at home

Fiddle

@Joker
HE PLAYED US LIKE A DAMN

CrowNotGoroAkechi

WHERE THE FUCK ARE MY BOMBS
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Fuck it....silenced pistol it is....shit I left it in my briefcase

Skull

When someone gets married they're supposed to throw a bouquet and whoever catches it will be married next right?
Where the hell is the bouquet.

Mishimans

@-Mishima-

Thanks for pointing the area out.

*places the gift with the rest of them*

Tatsuya

Why not use Loki Goro?

Ari3s

I already caught it, Skull. eue

MinatoArisato14

No persona summoning allowed

RobowaifuAigis

@Skull
Ari3s caught it.

Mona

*places gift along with Mishimans' and the rest*

Lewd

this reeks of autism kek

MinatoArisato14

Umm is Crow planning something?

Mishimans

@Ari3s

Nice then you will be the next person to find happiness.

Skull

Damn, this was my shot and I was too late.
I guess I'll wait for the next wedding.

MinatoArisato14

Lewd you reek of Autism

bluehairedemo

Man, didn't expect it to get this hectic. I bet Mona wants all the sushi.

Ari3s

Well, Skull. Y'knoooooow.

~wo

MinatoArisato14

I wonder who will get married next

Lewd

minato, you should have stayed dead

MinatoArisato14

Ugh I don't have time for your bullshit Lewd

The_Soap_Anon

Congratulations.

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Migrant

Wouldn't be a Persona User's wedding without chaos. Now, where's the Curry?

JC_Denton

A bomb!