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*observrs the chick* Indeed, it is a nice chick.
Operation Babe Hunt 2?
Mao
@-Akira_Kurusu- yep, want to join?
*lays on the sand*

I really needed this vacation.
OOC: True facts. I skipped the babe hunt in P5 to hang out with Makoto-Waifu.
*Looks at @DemonicHomura * Are you a local...?
@Migrant
nah she was plopped in here by the forces of plot devices.
No I happen to come from afar.

Really afar.

Like dimensions far.
Oh.... well who are you, then?
Mao
Damn Migrant is doing really well...
Un0
Should we go after someone else?
My name is Homura Akemi, but you can call me Lucifer or Satan.

Whichever of the three names you prefer.
I think we should order more Potato pizza.
I'll stick with Homura-chan, then. Since I'm pretty sure those other two are Personas our Wild Cards have.
Yeah, but if he fails, you're going next Mao...also she's not a kid...I think...
Un0
OOC: CRAP ITS NOT WORKING MY JOKE IS RUINED
Mao
Ok sure
@Bonafied-Monafied
already ordering lolol
*Blushes*

It's been a while since anyone has called me Homura-chan ...

Oh but here are my manners.

What happens to be your name?
Gamma, By the way, its teleporting that rips the dimension not warping. Warping is just displacing my body to another location.
.....

Ok, but I'm still gonna be nervous whenever you suddenly disappear now.
You can just call me Migrant. Or Cracksman. You ever hear of the Phantom Thieves?

.... I'm not one of them, but I know some of them personally.
Holy crap, he might actually succeed...! *Kazuya looks at Migrant with pride*
Mao
*shakes migrants hand*
...This isn't going to be good...
@3xcal1bur Yes, More pizza!
@Yu-Narukami
too late, pizzas already here. we'll have it if @DemonicHomura accepts @Migrant's advances.
This is gonna be delicious to watch!
Un0
Migrant, I'm gonna shove a Hawaiian mountain apple...








...into a pie or something.
I think I will just call you Migrant. Cracksman sounds a little too weird to me.

*Tilts head in confusion*

I have never heard of these phantom thieves.

Are they an important group or soemthing?
Un0
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HERES THE EFFING PIE!
@Un0
SWEET PIE MAN
Oh, they're pretty important. They steal the hearts of evil adults, making them confess their crimes and reform.

There's a bunch of ripoff groups as a result. Like the Hunters of Sin. They apparently sent a calling card to some "Ramen God" today.
*snaps out of daze*

Gah. Stupid velvet room...what's happening? Babe Hunt 2.0? *shudders*
*Mutter to himself* Rude...
@Migrant
hey, im part of those "ripoffs" so if you want your pizza you better shove off...
@imtherealklib
Migrant's dissing the Hunters of Sin no pizza for him until he apologizes.
Mao
I don't think they're supposed to know that
*Mutters* Ripoffs?
Well fine, we can just up and tell her that we're the Hunters of Sin. I was trying to not tell everyone that.
@3xcal1bur
friendly reminder that we're in PUBLIC, so you might not want to do anything like yell WE'RE THE HUNTERS OF SIN until we get somewhere safer.
...and here's where things get bad...
@Migrant
actually i understand why you would do that
pizza privilege returned
shit did i just turn into the skull of the team

FUUUUUUUUCK.
Hmmm Such black and white morality ...

I have grown bored of this discussion.

*Activates shield and freezes time*

*Takes out a marker and draws on Migrants face*

*Then buries migrant in the sand unfreezing time right afterwards*

Well that was fun.
Ah, Migrant was trying to get in Ms. Homura-chan's good books? Well just be honest, with her my dude.

*finds a nearby beach chair and has a seat*
Whats the point in keeping our Identity secret?
Psst @3xcal1bur, when will we start to eat the pizza?
Mao
I guess it's my turn then...
*Goes back to laying on the sand*
.... Where'd Migrant go?
W-What happened to Mig...!?
*Clesrs his throat* A-Anyway, your turn Mao, make me proud!
yknow what
thats a partial success
potaTO PIZZA FOR EVERYONE FUCK YEAAAAA
Un0
WHO ATE THE EFFING PIZZA! AAAAAGGGGGHHHH
http://farm1.staticflickr.com/250/448855419_e1d60e76bf.jpg
Migrants here!
*yanks him out of the sand*
Yep, I'd figured that'd happen.
*looks over sunglasses*

Huh. So she's dishing the executions this time. March on brave soldiers...march on...

*salutes and wipes a solitary tear*
POTATO PIZZA TIME!
@imtherealklib
"scouts honor"
never forget
This is fantastic.
Mao
Hey @DemonicHomura, you're a demon too right... for a demon you're pretty cute I guess?
@Mao
no dude just eat the pizza and leave lucifer alone
Un0
ITS. GONE.
I can see this Babe Hunt isnt ending well for anyone.
Un0
;.;
If Mao fails then I'm going next...w-well, I believe in him.
Mao
@Kazuya if I die or am rejected it's your turn ok?
Kazuya, I believe in you
@Un0
have my slice.
*hands you the slice*
@Kazuya
alright "God Slayer extraordinaire"
*My pride is wounded.... but I feel like nearly winning Babe Hunt increased my charm.*

Thanks @3xcal1bur.
Un0
I'm just gonna dig myself a hole and cri...
Oh yeah, Kazuya negotiates with demons, doesn't he?
@Migrant
have a pizza slice...
looks like we aren't exactly good at picking up girls, huh.
*Looks at Mao with interest*

I didn't know that there were other demons in this world.

*Realizes that there was an added compliment*

Umm thank you I guess?

I don't know if that is a good or bad thing since I have meet some terrible looking demons.
Un0
@3xcal1bur thanks...
Mao
I think I'm just being ignored ;-;
You guys sure are giving up fast.
Mao
@DemonicHomura it's a compliment
Eh, it was going fine until we outed that we're the ones going around killing Sins.

Maybe saying that to a self-declared Lucifer was a bad idea.
*Freezes time once again*

*walks over to the other guys*

*Takes a slice of pizza*

*walks back to her original spot*

Free food is always the best.
Mao
@DemonicHomura one time I killed Hitler
I helped with that!
Game over.
*Hears Mao* Oh my god...
Mao
Damnit
@Mao

Is that compliment all you wanted to say to me?

*Looks a little dissapointed*
A second chance has appeared!
I don't think that'll affect anything guys. I mean, wow, but that'll probably be confusing more than anything
@Mao

Did you murder this Hitler guy in cold blood?
@DemonicHomura
if you wanted pizza you could've just asked...
stopping time to do menial things isn't exactly a dignified use of your powers.
*takes bite of pizza*
Mao
@DemonicHomura you're very good at stopping time and probably good at other things as well ;)
...and he killed his chance...
@3xcal1bur Hey! Pass me a slice!
also hitler is a terrible person who genocided millions. he deserved to die, in cold blood or otherwise.
*all of a sudden hears Cal's comment*

I mean, you aren't wrong...

*lowers sunglasses glaring at him*

But I wouldn't mind skewering you if you reopen old wounds.

*smiles devilishly*
Could Mao actually be Incubus...?




Nah.
@Bonafied-Monafied
here you go
*passes you a slice*
Mao
that was the perfect pickup line, and we just happen to be talking to the only person in Hawaii who doesn't know who HItler is
OOC: You know, there shouldn't be a way for most of us to know she's stopping time, If anything teleportation would be my first assumption.
@imtherealklib
we can spar later. I don't want to fight while im in the middle of eating pizza.
@3xcal1bur Thank you! *Takes a bite* Oh man! This is delicious!
Mao
OOC: oh ok that sorry
*Appearing on the cell phones or other equivalent of the Hunters of Sin in the area, is a text from an anonymous number.*

Poor Hunters of Sin. It seems you're down on your luck after such an amazing accomplishment. If you' wish to succeed in your endeavors and don't mind outside assistance we are happy to offer our services. All you'd have to do is summon your Persona and the contract would be sealed. We've been known to hold up our ends quite well, and would love to continue doing business with you all for no other costs afterwards.
Un0
I'm gonna just sleep in my hole. Failures can join as well.
http://www.mardecortesbaja.com/BeachHoleBaja.JPG
OOC: true, though my dude would know the difference.
OOC: He's a demon, with a seemingly infinite array of firearms...I think he can get away with seeing time stop...unlike the rest of us. Except boss, he knows about stands.
@Delta-M
sorry mysterious phone caller, im interested in two things only: pizza and sparring.
Another one of these weird contract offers?
Mao
@DemonicHomura do you want to discuss devious plans or something?
Huh, weird text.
@imtherealklib
but we should spar later, if we're going to be at our prime for next battles.
@Mao

If you wanted to learn about the rest of my skills then you should have just said so to begin with.

I am more than willing to show a fellow demon what I can do.

*Pulls a rifle and sunglasses out of her shield*

http://imgur.com/6I7f0fU
*looks at phone*

Huh. More spam. Weird guy keeps telling me to send Persona pics..
.... My god, is he actually going to do it?
@DemonicHomura
beach sparring! perfect idea, we ought to hold a tournament!!
Mao
@DemonicHomura you like guns? I like guns! pulls out a kalashnikov
@Migrant
he's gonna get killed, but its fine!
*notices the rifle*
huh, that looks like the ones from my world. I guess that means she's not from the far future?
or not this could be a good fight if no OP bullshit happens
Holy crap, he might make it.
@imtherealklib
Guess he wants to see how big your Persona is.
OOC: Yes, I made the joke.
*just stares at Yu*

.... He wants you to bare it all.
@Yu-Narukami
hahaaaaaa
Gamma, or a dimension similar to yours.
@3xcal1bur We may run out of pizza soon, should we order more?
@Bonafied-Monafied
gotcha covered man
*takes out several more pizzas in different flavors*
@Mao

*eyes widen in surprise*

Impressive, but do you know how to actually use them.

Or are you just a kid showing off his toys.
@3xcal1bur You are a legend.
Cal, you're like Jesus.
Mao
@DemonicHomura lady I've been using since before you knew what a gun was
*Quickly uses the rifle to take a bird out of the sky*

*Holds up the dead bird*

This is how guns are meant to be used.

Let's see what you can do.
Well then...

*looks around to make sure nobody is looking*

Come, Leonidas! Strike a pose!

*Leonidas strikes a cool pose and I snap a picture of it. Sending it to @Delta-M*

There. Done.

@Mao oh shit its gonna go down
@Kazuya @Bonafied-Monafied
thanks guys!!
*smiles*
*grabs more Pizza* Apparently all girls like mass destruction... huh. Did you guys know that?
@imtherealklib
nice selfie.
A shooting contest? Dang I kinda wanna join.
Uh, Klib was that really a good idea?
I saw that Kalib, nice pose by the way *He yells at him*
@3xcal1bur I am a Shadow, the true Selfie. Bahahaha! I'm not funny..

*goes back to laying on the chair*
Mao
*fires a gun at the plane wreckage*
*plane explodes*
like that?
Still not sure I'm too fond of guns, I think my sword is reliable enough anyway.
Worse case I'll say some guy was cosplaying a very specific character that nobody but us knows about. It's fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine.
Was that our plane...?
If you say so.
"Was" indeed.
*whispers so Homura can't hear*
Guns are for the weak anyways, you shouldn't need it to do all your killing.
Did you just... blow up....

No, wait, I got round trip tickets.
Mao
I didn't actually expect to hit the gas cannister...
I mean the plane was already ruined. Now its just in more pieces
Excuse me, gamma, What did you just say.
*Claps hands in appreciation*

That level of destruction is impressive, but can you match up to this.

*Pulls a bazooka out of the shield*

*Fires it at a small island out in the water*

*The island can be seen sinking in flames*

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*louder this time*
guns are for the weak, you shouldn't need a tool to do all your killing.
*glares at bgammax*

Say that to me again you tsundere!
I hope no one needed that island
Don't you still use a staff?
*From the same mysterious sender, another message appears for the Hunters of Sin.*

I see you have accepted the terms. Then the contract has been signed. We appreciate your willingness to do business with us and hope to have a long lasting business relationship. You shall soon find what you were seeking.
Say that again a bit louder so I can hear you clearly!
*Raises voice*
Mao
@DemonicHomura no... you probably have me beat there...
*ears perk up*

Huh...this isn't going to go well...
*cowers at Homura's glare*

*muttering to himself* I'm not some weakling...
.... Okay this message seems like we just sold our souls.
Thats all, thank you.
You all are just trying to impress her...That's not going to be a simple task.
My Staff is a very personal weapon Yu, it still requires the full effort from me,
*whispering now*
but pretty much anyone could use a gun.
It's probably fine....probably....
Well, only Kilb seems to have sold his soul.
Yeah, way to go Kalib.
@Mao

*Looks at him in disappointment*

Well damn I was expecting much more from a demon like you.

You are not worth anymore of my time!

*Freezes time*

*Carries Mao's frozen body and tosses it out to sea*

Hopefully the fish will find more worth out of you.
I suppose I get that, I'm pretty attached to this sword.
*Unfreezes time right after*
And now Mao's gone.... He'll probably be fine, wherever he is
And down in flames at the finish line, too....

I know that feel.
Mao
@Kazuya it's your turn buddy
*inhales water*
*coughs*
*Hands Gamma Anti-material rifle*

Here, if anyone can use it then hit this can.

*Warps 3000ft away and places can on wall*

You get 1 shot.
Mao
*swims back to shore*
*Yu whispers* Izanagi-no-Okami...show me the truth...Oh, so that's what she's doing.
...my turn...huh...alright.
Maybe we should recruit her to the Hunters of Sin.
*Looks at the bazooka*

It is a shame that no guys can compete with your might.
Kaz, let your negotiation skills guide you!
fine, it'll be a piece of cake

*to self*
as long as I use Wisp

*aims the rifle at the can and fires, the shot flies over the can, but the bullet's shadow pierces it*

See? Anyone could do it.
Mao
Kaz, don't die
*It suddenly feels as if more women are on the beach than before. Or at the very least, more are starting to actually pay attention to the group, albeit from a distance.*
Hmm.... maybe she'd like to see a Megidoloan.... *looks at Yu*
*Kazuya walks up to Homura with confidence*

Hey! This beach is pretty nice, isn't it? The hot sun, the peaceful sound of the waves...pretty relaxing

*Kazuya smiles at her* My name's Kazuya, may I know your name?
...I don't know if I'd want to mess with that girl after seeing what she can do...
Nice job, you were off 5 notches up, now do it without your persona.
I'm sure he'll be fine, he's used to negotiating with demons after all.
But I know I'm better than some bazooka.
*Continues looking out towards the ocean*

Indeed this environment is really nice. I never really got to go to places like this before.

*Turns to look at Kazuya*

It is a pleasure to meet you Kazuya.

My name is Homura Akechi.
Her Name changed!!!
Same, but I don't plan on proving my worth to some loli by burning a civilization to the ground.

W... What do you mean SHinji? there's no way Wisp could hit something that far unless I did something silly like use the darkness created by a quickly moving object.... THat would be ridiculous
I think your imagining things Shinji.
@imtherealklib
Oh, right that'd be bad, wouldn't it?
I thought her name was akemi, I swear I heard her say Akechi

Gamma, first, that denial was way to specific, second, that round was explosive, If you had hit it the can would have blown up.

*takes rifle back*
@Yu-Narukami The loli part part or the murder part...cause both are pretty bad.
@imtherealklib
I'm not sure I understand the question.
Homura, huh? That names really suits you, you know?
*He chuckles*
But yeah, I never go to places like this...in fact, this is my first time, and so far everythings been great.
*Kazuya looks at her*
What about you? Why don't you tell me about yourself?
*sets can back up, returns, reloads, fires backwards over shoulder, the can explodes*

Guns are just like any other weapon, they take time and practice to master.
@Yu-Narukami Meh, shouldn't matter. She's probably old enough. So let's go with the burning civilization as the issue.
What about burning down Mementos?
ok fine, it takes some skill to shoot things that are really far, but its still a whole lot easier than actually going up there and fighting them yourself. Maybe not with this can, at least not for you, but in any real fight.
@Migrant I don't want to accidentally piss of anything that lives there, or give migraines to the public..
*Looks at Kazuya with appropriation*

Thank you there has only been one other person in my life who has said that about my name.

*Looks sad for a second*

I bet she would have loved going to a place like this ...

*Switches back to a smile*

Umm anyway enough about my friend you wish to know more about me right.

Where do I begin ...

Oh Uh I currently am the satan of my world and I sometimes attend high school still.

Well apparently Noir did it once and nothing bad happened.
I also like ice cream and have recently found an appreciation for cats.
If you think aiming at a stationary target is hard, try aiming at a moving one, while you're moving, and still trying to avoid attacks, while making yours connect. Guns are just as viable and difficult as close combat is.
*Yu looks panicked for a second*
D-did someone say c-cat?
*He looks around almost worried that something might appear*
Hmm? whats up Kami?
I-it's nothing really.
Mona denied their shadow and so far nothing's happened. I personally love cats, even the large angry variety.
Whyats gyoing nyan? Nya?
ah. me too, though I prefer the smaller cuter ones.
KITTY, COME OVER HERE AND LET ME PET YOU
Come to think of it, where'd Mona go? Probably off to go chase the closest lookalike to Ann.
*Kazuya chuckles again*
Well, your name is really cute, and if someone else thought the same, then it might be true!

*He sits next to her*
I hope you don't mind if I sit here...

*Kazuya looks nostalgic for a moment*
I think I know how you feel, about your friend and all...I lost my precious friends. So...I know it might be sudden, but maybe you want to talk about it?
*Yu wraps a towel over his head and starts muttering to himself*
It's not real, nothings there...
holy crap he's either good, or he's stepping on a land mine here.
*The cat goes up to Homura*
Nya? Who are mew?
Nya?
And now kami has ptsd, great.
Nyahahaha! Nya can't tuna him meout!
*follows Nyaru*
come on, I just want to stroke your adorable fur.
and his chance has been ruined by the cat and his boy.
So, how is the Babe hunt going?
I think it just got cat bombed.
*Blushes at the compliment*

Oh umm I don't mind if you sit next to me.

*Grabs one of Kazuya's hands and stares deep into his eyes*

I see so you have felt a pain similar to what I have experienced over the years. Although your burden may be worse since I can sense that you might not have had the power to save them.

I do sometimes wish to talk about my past, but I just don't know where to starts.
It seems she hasnt noticed the cat yet..
or the guy following it.
*Spots yu-Nyarukami*

Oh my godoka you are so cute!

*Instantly leaves Kazuya in such an intense emotional moment*

*Picks up yu-Nyarukami*

You are just the best creature I have seen in this world to date!
We discovered that Homura-chan likes cats. You should try going for her.
Nya? Do you have any truth? Nya?
Kazuya looks like he may prevail!
*yawns*

Welp. Wake me up when we start Persona beach volleyball.
Annd nevermind
*finally sneaks up on Nyaru and starts petting him*
You're such an adorable little rascal. Are you lost here? Maybe I should try to take you home with me....
Mao
Wow this is going unexpectedly well
nope, catbomb.
@Yu-Nyarukami

*looks at him in confusion*

What do you mean by truth little cutie?
*trying to hold back laughter*
Well, better luck next time kazuya
Gamma's gonna die.
Even if they're gone, their will and determination lives within me, I'm proud of them, and I know they're proud of me, even after all that happened.

*He grabs her hand gently and stares back at her*

And you don't have to worry about that, start from the beginning if you must, it's not a problem.
*Kazuya smiles at her, trying to get her to relax a little bit, and trust him*
@Bgammax

*Glares at him*

If anyone is going to take this cute little kitty home it is going to be me.
OOC: Damn
Nya? Truth comes from the ocean and it's tasty! Nya!
Beaten...by a cat....?
*feels Homura's glare and looks up*

Oh, uhhh... Didn't see you there...

*slowly starts walking away*
Now Kaz is gonna die.
Know what, on second thought, I won't even try to goad you into flirting with her, Mona....

We've all lost to the Cat Yu...
Today has been a disaster, hasn't it...
I'm back, what'd I miss?
We can't beat the cat
And just when I was starting to know more about her...is it really the end? Yuji...Takeshi...should I give up...?
@3xcal1bur Babehunt was a flop, The cat Yu stole the babe away
Mao
Don't give up Kaz
@Kazuya
You'll find love someday or something.
Also I really hope @DemonicHomura isn't attracted to the cat because then we'd have to bring the police on a besiality case...
@Yu-Nyarukami

http://static4.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20130923023850/anime-fanon/images/8/89/Puella_magi_madoka_magica-12-homura-ribbons.jpg

Don't worry kitty i'm about to get you a lot of fish.

*Pulls out the bazooka once again*

*Fires a few rounds into the ocean*

Soon you will bathing in fish kitty.
Mao, there's a reason he didn't ask either of us. Probably related to you ending up in the ocean
Well more pizza for everyone then
*sets down boxes*
Some drinks too
*sets down cola and sprite*
*warps to akemi with fatty tuna*
here, give this to him, its his truth.
Lyots of tyasty fyish! Nya!
It's a good thing I wasn't here to be forced to romance luckier...
Shit *lucifer
*looks at Yu-Nyarukami*

Once I am able to reach my dimension again I will take you with me. I'm sure that Godoka would love you and you can officially be our pet cat.
There has to be a way to change the tide of battle, maybe the cat...? *He mutters to himself*
That girl scares me
Mao
@Bgammax I don't understand why you would ask someone who can't answer though, I seriously don't get you humans
OOC: I finally know what it feels like to be a Persona Character.
@Kazuya
What are you thinking? shoot the cat or something???
Is there lyots of truth there? Nya?
OOC: if you guys want some more rejection I could always bring in aqua.
OOC please do, that would be hilarious.
@DemonicHomura
///Haha sure seems hilarious!!
*continues petting Yu-Nyarukami*

Indeed kitty there is a lot of truth out there and if you want I can make it all yours.
*He tries to speak with her again*
Hey, where did that cute thing come from?
*He laughs as he sees the small cat*
You weren't lying when you said that you loved cats, and I gotta say, I love them to!
You wanna take him home, right?
*whispering*
Is she a furry???
I would say I could try to tip the scales, but she scares me.
OOC: I'm having the time of my life. Go ahead omg
@Kazuya
nO MAN DONT DO IT
*Gathers dead fish and puts on towel next to akemi*

Here you go.
Nya! I wyant all the truth! Thyat would myake meow very hyappy! Nya!
you're not the only one she scares
@Kazuya

*looks at him suspiciously*

You are not attempting to take the cat away from me are you?
She truly is a force to be reckoned with.
Mao
OOC: It would be really funny if the rejection progressively get more and more extreme
*Peeks out from under the towel*
Y-your all t-trying too hard...
*Goes back under towel*
@Akamoto_Shinji

Thank you!

*begins to give the dead fish to Yu-Nyarukami*
@DemonicHomura
We already have Mona, we don't need nyarukami
*sits nearby akemi, but not too close*
So she liked cats huh?
Nya! Thyank nya! Nya!
Maybe we should try this with Tokyo girls instead. Heck, Noir may be less crazy than her.
@Yu-Narukami
JESUS YOU CAME OUTTA NOWHERE.
Also you okay??
Please don't let her see me...