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Miss_Kawakami
Miss Kawakami's Classroom
"Alright, sit down. It is homeroom time! I got some things to teach today."
-Taokaka-
Ooh! Tao's going to learn lots!
-Reaper-
*sits down*
-Reaper-
Looks like the teacher isn't here
-Taokaka-
*starts playing with a passing butterfly

Meow meow :3
Hillock
Please, I need halp with my exams
-Reaper-
*starts making lockpicks*
Akamoto_Shinji
*Sits down*
I've always wanted to go to school.
Miss_Kawakami
"OK. First question.


'List the two types of government systems'.

Write it down and give me your papers."

She puts down a 3 minute timer.
Ryuuji_Takasu
*Sits down and sleeps*
Firematthew
*Stares at @-Reaper-*
-Reaper-
Google my friend help me
-Reaper-
@Firematthew what is it?
Firematthew
*Realises he was never good at knowing government systems, and he was absent the day they talked about this* *Mutters under his breath* Crap.
-Taokaka-
*writes a passionate love letter about the greatness of meatbuns in her sloppy handwriting
Miss_Kawakami
"Hey! No sleeping! Answer the question now."
Firematthew
@-Reaper- Making lockpicks when the teacher is right there?
Ryuuji_Takasu
@-Reaper *talk quietly* Hey hey...you know the answers?
-Reaper-
*quickly hides them*
Firematthew
*Attempts to look up on google answers. Phone is dead* *Mutters once again* Crap.
-Reaper-
@Ryuuji_Takasu yeah
Akamoto_Shinji
*Writes Democracy and Republic on paper and hands it in*
Hillock
*Democracy and monarchy*
Hillock
*Hands it*
Firematthew
*Writes down Democracy and Capitalism* *Turns paper face down*
Kazuya
*Kazuya enterd the classroom*
Uh...is democracy and monarchy a valid answer?
-Taokaka-
*finishes writing about food

Teacher lady! Tao's done!
-EliteKnight-
*writes five different answers, seemingly not understanding*
Firematthew
*Turns it in*
Ryuuji_Takasu
@-Reaper- Dude.don't be like that.Tell me the answers.
-Reaper-
*writes democracy and monarchy*
HahaRIP
Oh heck I'm late guess I have to summon the old gods Haha
Firematthew
(OOC: It's been like 6 min)
Firematthew
Don't you Dare @HahaRIP
-Reaper-
*gives the answers to @Ryuuji_Takasu
Ryuuji_Takasu
*I'm feeling my knowledge is increasing*
Miss_Kawakami
"30 seconds. Turn it in as soon as when you're done."
-Reaper-
@Miss_Kawakami i'm ready
Firematthew
I cannot believe this can end well. *Sighs* *Reads books while waiting for everyone else to pass in their tests*
Ryuuji_Takasu
*Puts the answers on the table*
-Reaper-
We are lucky to have google
Firematthew
*facepalms*
Miss_Kawakami
"Aaand Time."

She checks the papers.

"Hm.. Good Job! You all did good, though I saw some of you copy your answers off another. Next time, take your notes."


She brings up a PowerPoint explaining about the Political Systems.
Firematthew
(OOC: Honestly how did we all do in character?)
Akamoto_Shinji
*Wh* Kazuya! is school always this exciting?
Ryuuji_Takasu
@-Reaper- Thanks man! You saved me!
Kazuya
*Quickly sits down as he watches the presentation*
PowerPoint...? What an useful little thing that is, we didn't have that back in my world!
-Reaper-
@Ryuuji_Takasu you're welcome
-Taokaka-
*falls asleep instantly

Meatbuns.... mreow...
Firematthew
@Ryuuji_Takasu + @-Reaper- She noticed both of you...
-Reaper-
@Firematthew i know
Kazuya
Hey Shinji!
Well...to me it was kinda dull baxk in the day, but this is actually fun!
Miss_Kawakami
She loudly snaps her fingers in front of Taokaka.
"Hey! Do NOT sleep! I will make you stand up in class."

She continues reading the powerpoint in front of the class.
Akamoto_Shinji
*Wh* Maybe that's because you haven't been to it in a while?
-Taokaka-
*drools still asleep. She didn't hear the teach'
HahaRIP
Ah don't mind me just drawing incantations and curses on my paper
Miss_Kawakami
She slams her hand on the table

"Wake up."
Kazuya
That might be why, man....
Those were the days now that I think about it
-Taokaka-
Mraaw! I'm sorry booby lady please don't hit m... o-oh.. where is Tao?
-Reaper-
Booby lady *laughs*
Firematthew
*facepalms because of @-Taokaka-'s discription of @Miss_Kawakami* *Mutters once again* This cannot end well.
Ryuuji_Takasu
Hey guys.Isn't she a kind of... scary?
-Reaper-
She is scary as hell
Akamoto_Shinji
*Wh* Booby lady? Kawakami isn't THAT big, At least not big enough to be distinguished by them, right Kaz?
Miss_Kawakami
"Booby..lady!?" She goes to her desk and writes a detention slip for Taokaka. "Why is today such a mess.." She sighs.
HahaRIP
Well I'm getting ignored.
Time to SMT IF this school
Kazuya
I think she looks nice though...
Firematthew
*His face is full of pity for @Miss_Kawakami* *Mutters* Because today you got assigned the class of crazy people.
-Taokaka-
You're not booby lady! Booby lady is a friend of Tao! She's also her old teacher!

Don't misunderstand teacher lady!
-Reaper-
guys i found this on the teachers phone Click to load png image (size - 636 kb)
Firematthew
When did you get the teacher's phone?
Ryuuji_Takasu
Sensei! you use your big boobs to be a maid?
Akamoto_Shinji
*Wh* She looks amazing, Honestly I don't like girls who are too "Big", Sensei's are about just right for me personally.
Miss_Kawakami
"OK! Enough with the chit chat.. And HahaRIP, please do not play games in the classroom. You can do that after class.

Just to see if anyone paid attention, Firematthew! Explain to me what charismatic authority is."

Firematthew
*Was distracted the entire time by the craziness that was happening around him* What.
Miss_Kawakami
"Taokaka, please do not outburst in class like that again.. I will send you out of this class!" She is slightly blushing.
Kazuya
We have that in common Shinji! *Smiles at him*
By the way, how is Nana doing?
-Taokaka-
https://lparchive.org/BlazBlue-Calamity-Trigger/Update 14/9-Taokaka_11.jpg

This is boobie lady !
Miss_Kawakami
@Firematthew "Do you not know the answer?"
Firematthew
... I honestly have no idea...
-Taokaka-
Ooc: dangit. Once more
-Reaper-
Calm down Becky
-Reaper-
*laughs*
Firematthew
I couldn't hear your lesson over the crazy stuff happening in class.
3xcal1bur
*runs in*
sorry im late!
3xcal1bur
WaiT WRONG CLASS!!
*runs out*
Ryuuji_Takasu
Becky? I thought her name is Sadayo.
Akamoto_Shinji
*Wh* She's been nagging me to let her wake up for a while, but I've got someting important to do, so she'll have to wait.

*There are bags under his eyes*
Firematthew
... What the heck are those two talking about...
-Taokaka-
Ooc: you know what, look it up, boobie lady's name is litchy faye ling. My phone doesn't want to cooperate :'(
-Reaper-
Her maid name is Becky
Miss_Kawakami
"OK!" She gets frustrated. "This is my warning to the whole class! Please be quiet and listen to the lecture. If you all make another outburst I will make you have to summarize multiple paragraphs of this in your textbooks!



Do you understand?" she glares at the classroom.
Miss_Kawakami
"I am not a maid, and I do not go by Becky. Please do not spread rumors!"
Akamoto_Shinji
*Shuts up and faces forward quickly*
-Reaper-
Okay Becky
Firematthew
I haven't done anything crazy but yes... I understand.
Ryuuji_Takasu
She didn't deny her big boobs.
MeowWow
*Meow wow pow*
-Taokaka-
*sits down intimidated.

-Reaper-
OOC: best class in my life
Miss_Kawakami
"Reaper, say it again and I will also send you out of class. This is not a joke."


She tries to get in a happier mood.

"Ok.. Firematthew. Please tell me what a 'Charismatic authority' is."
Firematthew
(OOC: RIP Kawakami's pride and control of this class, even with me still being a good student compared to the rest of this class.)
Kazuya
Alright Miss Booby Lady!
*Shuts up and looks straight ahead*
HahaRIP
Fuck yeah summarizing things
Firematthew
As I said before... I honestly couldn't hear you talking about that while the crazy stuff was happening.
AdachiImouto
*has just been quietly studying this whole time as the madness roles on...*
MeowWow
@HahaRIP
*wow ?*
Akamoto_Shinji
*Facepalm*
Firematthew
(OOC: IC my character's phone has died so I can't use google without making it extremely obvious)
Miss_Kawakami
She annoyingly sighs. "Please be mature. You're distracting Firematthew.


Please tell us now."
-Reaper-
OOC:i'm the loud boy
Akamoto_Shinji
*raises hand*
Firematthew
I know the question it's just I don't know the answer...
MeowWow
*meow wow jumps and walks and enjoying in*
HahaRIP
*opens gum*
-Reaper-
@HahaRIP give me one
HahaRIP
Fuckn
Miss_Kawakami
"Since someone obviously didn't pay attention to the PowerPoint, Akamoto, you've been quiet. How about you tell us then?"
-Reaper-
@HahaRIP okay then
Akamoto_Shinji
Max Weber defined charismatic authority as "resting on devotion to the exceptional sanctity, heroism or exemplary character of an individual person, and of the normative patterns or order revealed or ordained by him."
-Reaper-
Wow....
Ryuuji_Takasu
Nice
Kazuya
Looking good, weirdo!
Firematthew
(OOC: I would have looked up the answer if I could justify looking it up. I sadly had all of my "I can't look it up" bases covered. Phone is dead and distracted during the powerpoint)
Miss_Kawakami
"Correct. Class, please pay attention to these slides or I will make a pop quiz tomorrow."
Akamoto_Shinji
*Wh* H-huh, weirdo?
-Reaper-
I gotta study then...
Firematthew
*Tries to pay attention. He actually tries*
HahaRIP
*tries to open another piece of gum as quietly as possible, but ends up being very loud*
-Taokaka-
Tao doesn't understand... this is all too dificult for tao!
Ryuuji_Takasu
*paying attention*
Kazuya
That's your nickname now!
Since you can warp and all...
Firematthew
*Stares at @HahaRIP, losing focus on the powerpoint* (OOC: Smells like a pop quiz)
Akamoto_Shinji
OOC: I looked it up but that's cuz my dude has max Knowledge stat, and I didn't know the answer myself. Helps that it was phrased in a way My Char would answer anyway.
-Reaper-
When is this going to be over??
Miss_Kawakami
She continues going slide by slide, letting people take their notes and reading them out loud.
Firematthew
*Eyes return to powerpoint*
Miss_Kawakami
(It'll take longer for me to reply, sorry.)
-Reaper-
*pays attention*
Akamoto_Shinji
*Memorizes each slide and every word that comes out of Kawakami's mouth, but looks like he's zoning out*
HahaRIP
(Hey anyone know what this PowerPoint started as? I wasn't paying attention)
Firematthew
(OOC: Not a single clue. But IC I'm paying attention)
MeowWow
*comes to @Miss_Kawakami*
*meow pow wow!*
HahaRIP
OC: the () was whispering
Akamoto_Shinji
*Wh* I believe the class this falls under would be called "Social Studies"
-Reaper-
A catcow?!
Kazuya
*He stops paying attentions and checks the COMP on his wrist*
How are you doing, Cerberus? Yesterday's battle was tough...
Firematthew
*Facepalms, as he has once again lost attention. He never does well in Social Studies. Even though he does pretty well in everything else*
Miss_Kawakami
"Ok! Quick Question! Hmm... Reaper! Tell me what a Democracy is!"
HahaRIP
Well paying attention now would make me more confused, anyone want to play blackjack?
Firematthew
*Pays attention and checks if Reaper takes out his phone.*
Firematthew
*If @HahaRIP is in range, @Firematthew slaps him without breaking sight. If not just ignores him*
-Reaper-
I know this
HahaRIP
Ok wow that was rude
Akamoto_Shinji
OOC:Btw I'm in the "Main Character Seat"
-Reaper-
a system of government by the whole population or all the eligible members of a state, typically through elected representatives.
Firematthew
OOC: So window seat with one person behind you.
HahaRIP
*proceeds to hand FireMatthew a paper
-EliteKnight-
*sits quietly, being from something between the eleventh and thirteenth century he understands nothing, but acts studious anyways*
MeowWow
*scrolling around the class*
Firematthew
(OOC: Did reaper take out any phones during this question?)
Firematthew
*Reads paper* (OOC: Nevermind)
Ryuuji_Takasu
(Nope, he didn't)
-Reaper-
OOC: No he didn't
HahaRIP
*It is filled with curses*
Firematthew
(OOC: What kind of curses? Swear words or magical curses? I have been handed both of these on a note in a classroom RP.)
-Reaper-
I answered the question teacher
HahaRIP
*both*
Miss_Kawakami
"Correct!"

She finishes reading the rest of the slides and gets to a stopping point

"The period is almost over, so have some freetime until the bell rings..
and.. PLEASE keep it somewhat quiet and not loud!"
-Ventus-
Sorry for the concern but , have you seen a blue dog around the class?
Firematthew
(OOC: Of course) *Sighs, but tries to dispel any sort of magical curse this make have affected him by.*
Ryuuji_Takasu
Yayyy
HahaRIP
*Pulls out an entire PS4 out of nowhere and starts playing*
Kazuya
Hey, Shinji, you there?
Firematthew
Yes. *Points to @MeowWow*
-Reaper-
*checks his texts*
Akamoto_Shinji
VENTUS! *Warps to him*

Where's Aqua? Have you seen her? Is she Ok? Is she hurt?
Firematthew
There's the outburst.
Ryuuji_Takasu
*Sleeps*
AdachiImouto
*takes out her cellphone and begins to research incidents in the news*
Firematthew
... *Uses patra gem on @Ryuuji_Takasu*
Miss_Kawakami
"Yes, I have seen a blue dog.. please get it out of this class.."


.."Today was an annoying period" she said to herself, sighing.
Firematthew
Agreed @Miss_Kawakami. Agreed.
HahaRIP
*Sets volume to MAX
MeowWow
*Licks to @Miss_Kawakami and goes to @-Ventus-*
*meow wow pow!*
-Ventus-
@Miss_Kawakami l-looks likes he liked you
*pets @MeowWow*
Cmon meow , let's get outta this place
Miss_Kawakami
"P-please do not lick me!!"
-Reaper-
What a day
Ryuuji_Takasu
*Wakes up and checks his phone*
Akamoto_Shinji
*Warps back to seat* The little brat ignored me, freaking piece of....

Waddaya want Kazuya?

*He looks pissed but is trying to be civil*
Kazuya
You okay there buddy?
Ryuuji_Takasu
I'm gonna call a maid after class.You guys come with me?
Firematthew
No.
-Ventus-
@Akamoto_Shinji oh its you I didn't notice
We are doing okay until now
And call me ven if you want
HahaRIP
I know you didnt ask for me but I'm coming
Miss_Kawakami
"a... maid?"
-Reaper-
@Ryuuji_Takasu sure
-Ventus-
@Miss_Kawakami sorry for asking but what is a "maid"?
Firematthew
*hands @Miss_Kawakami I know you do that fridays, thank god today's wednesday*
Ryuuji_Takasu
@Miss_Kawakami Just kidding... heh heh :((
Firematthew
**Hands @Miss_Kawakami a note saying : (INSERT WHAT I SAID AFTER THE @NAME)
Akamoto_Shinji
No, I'm not okay... We just got together and our moment was ruined by Aigis throwing a hissy fit, Then Aqua dissapeared, and I haven't seen her since. I've been looking for her all night and WILL keep looking for her till I find her

*mutters* I'm not losing another one, I just can't take it.
Miss_Kawakami
She scoffs. "I am NOT a maid.."
-Reaper-
What the hell @Firematthew is doing
AdachiImouto
...Did someone say something about a maid...?
Akamoto_Shinji
I'm Pissed, I'm worried, I'm tired, and I'm Terrified.
Ryuuji_Takasu
@Firematthew *Talks quietly* You sure? Then let's not that today.
Firematthew
Nothing. Just handing in some paper in early.
-Reaper-
@Ryuuji_Takasu let's call the maid service
-Ventus-
@Akamoto_Shinji huh , yeah , speaking of which , I haven't seen her these past 3 days ... I wonder what is she doing
Thank you for keeping meow wow to your class
Ryuuji_Takasu
not do*
Firematthew
I'm not planning on doing anything involving maids for awhile... couldn't you get in trouble if you do it before you are an adult.
Kazuya
Relax man *He places his hand on his shoulders*
It'll be fine, besides, if she sees you like this when she returns, how do you think she'll feel?
HahaRIP
How long is this bell? Geeze
Akamoto_Shinji
Great, not even her best friends have seen her.

*gets depressed*
Mishimans
So this is how a human classroom functions ...
Firematthew
*In a completely deadpan voice* Eternity.
Akamoto_Shinji
Can't help it Kaz, It's bringing back bad memories.
Firematthew
Not usually. This is the example of an OUT of control 'human' classroom.
Miss_Kawakami
The Bell rings

"Finally.." she said to herself

"Alright. See you guys later. Please do not cause a ruckus tomorrow."
HahaRIP
Oh heck time to beat up fire behind the gym
Ryuuji_Takasu
@-Reaper- Operation Maidwatch,bro.
Akamoto_Shinji
Sorry for the outburst Sensei, I won't do it again...
-Reaper-
@Ryuuji_Takasu Operation maidwatch
Mishimans
How do you mortal even learn anything in such an environment?
Firematthew
Ok time to leave. *The second he leaves the door uses a smoke bomb and doesn't go ANYWHERE near the gym upon his travel to his house*
-Taokaka-
*tao sneaks by

what's operation maidwatch meow ?
-Reaper-
@Ryuuji_Takasu wanna hang out at my cafe?
-Reaper-
@-Taokaka- i tell you but not here
Ryuuji_Takasu
@-Reaper- Why not? We can call the maid on Friday.
Where's your cafe?
HahaRIP
*chasing FireMatthew*
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MeowWow
*Meow wow wow*
*sneaks around the class
-Reaper-
@Ryuuji_Takasu i show you the way
Firematthew
(OOC: If you actually wanted to beat up me IC, don't make that comment out loud and actually make sure I know to go to the gym)
Miss_Kawakami
"P-PLEASE LEAVE THE CLASSROOM..."
MeowWow
*chases @HahaRIP*
Firematthew
(OOC: I used a smoke bomb on my exit to cover which direction I was going. Seriously how can you follow me)
Ryuuji_Takasu
@-Reaper Go ahead
HahaRIP
Well heck guess I don't know where he is
-Ventus-
@MeowWow
*pokes meowwow*
Chew,chew
That enough for today
Firematthew
(OOC: I mean if you can justify knowing where I am then I would be fine with it)
MeowWow
*sleeps on @-Ventus- head*
*meowwowowowowwowowmeeeowwowowo........*
-Ventus-
Oh well , I should get going
I'll go find aqua there
HahaRIP
*proceeds to check the tracking curse*
Mao
I am ready to learn many things
*sits down*
HahaRIP
Class ended a while ago
Miss_Kawakami
"S-sweetie.. class has been over.. you're absent now."
Mao
Darn, just when I thought I could find out more ways to scam people, class is already over!
-Reaper-
@Miss_Kawakami so the test is tomorrow?
Firematthew
(OOC:Didn't I check to get rid of curses, I don't think I kept the paper either, if the tracking curse leads to the paper then it leads to a trashcan)
-Reaper-
....
-Reaper-
I go study then
Firematthew
(OOC: I'm going to assume it failed or you chose not to seek physical violence on me because I need to go IRL)