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OOC: I panicked. I honestly thought I would do more damage, but apparently nuking Satan with hellfire is a stupid idea! How was I supposed to know!?
OOC Lightning's speech should be wearing PFF now, and Matarukaja lasts two more rounds so.
OOC Stan is strong to ice gun and curse, fire is fine
Beel is curse and fire but he's dead sooooooo
OOC: I just realized that Im basically just a bard, like a really religious bard
DANCE AND SING CAT MAN DANCE AND SING!!!
*Not a lot hit Satan, yet he took a lot of damage. But one of them was a critical and knocked him down!! HP 48%*

HOLD UP!!!
@bluehairedemo

OOC: If I dance will the party get a buff?
"Let's hit him hard!!"
(request)
Izaya requested an AOA!
Y/N?
Very well...
Oh, I guess my power just had to settle in or something...okay! Prepare your ass, for it is about to be kicked over to Disney World!
Let's do this!
OOC: This definitely wont be a kill, still keep in mind the attack buff
Lets rock!
OOC: I've readied my glorious AOA pic just in case tho
*The team obliterates Satan!! Leaving him to bleed out. Izaya, strike a pose!*
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Comp: Woo! That was fun.
"Good warm up, everyone."
How much more do you think there is?
Easy enough. So why the buzzsaws?
His ass just got flung into Disney World... I'm so fucking happy!
"It's to support his ego."
I guess this really is just a show to Ira.
Booming voice: You hear that folks?! They said it was just a warm up to them! They... MUST REALLY WANT TO DIE!!!!! *The crowd cheers*
"But isn't Disney World the happiest place on Earth? Is there a Disney World in the Nexus? Well KH characters are here so maybe."
That helped blow off some steam... you good Farron?
Don't know what's up with the buzzsaws.

*Covers ears*

But can we do something about them?

They are kind of noisy.
Yes it is...but can you imagine Satan in Disney World? That would be fucking...pfft hahahahahaha!
"HEY IRA!!!! IT'S REALLY HARD TO HEAR YOU WITH THESE LOUD THINGS ON!!!!! CAN WE JUST TURN THEM OFF, THEY'RE KINDA POINTLESS!!!!"
*The gate opens and Shadow Ira steps into the battlefield* It's.... impressive you made it this far...
*turns to Mishimans and gives a thumbs up*
So you're going to fight us yourself now?
@Starwaddle

"You are all kinds of sadistic, I like that, not gonna lie."
You need to fill me in on this Disney thing sometime. Is it like Destiny Land?

*stops and looks at the Shadow* Alright, is that it for the fighting? Can we go now?
Oh shit! We actually get to fight you now!? Well, there's obviously a catch, but I don't care.
*waking out of a daze*

Oh, is it actually happening now? FINALLY
*He snaps his fingers and the saws go away* Don't be ridiculous, I ensure that there is carnage by sending my pawns. This next one will kill you all...
*Returns Izaya's thumbs up with a smirk*

*Then turns to glare at Ira*

Great so your wasting even more of our time.

Some of us have lives you know.
"Does he actually think these guys can kill us? If he just trying to be annoying? Maybe he's just really dumb. Actually, I'd say it's all three."
Not likely, why don't we stop this pointless fighting already. There's no real point to this is there?
*murmuring*

Stupid brother.... Making me wait through all this... Ridiculous..
@Izaya_Kuro
I know. My humor always was dark.

@Migrant
You know, a lot of people get asking me that, so...I guess it's the Destiny Land of this multiverse?
*he chuckles* And I intend to end them. *He turns and walks away*
Oh man, did you guys have to piss him off so much?
*Scream at Ira*

DUDE WHAT YOU JUST SAID WAS KIND OF LAME!

YOU NEED BETTER MATERIAL.
At this rate we may be put in a bad situation if any side's tempers flare...
OOC: Just curious, does Composer use an Evoker?
*sigh*
I don't like where this is going.
Booming voice: And now our semifinal. This man needs to introduction folks. Give it up for..........

Comp: ... Is... is he ok?
"This is Wrath's Palace after all. I guess he's trying to piss us off."
OOC: In the Metaverse he uses a mask.
In the Nexus he can summon with his mind.
I don't know if anyone in here is okay at this point.
OOC: Evoker is way cooler than masks tbh
*sips coffee* ah! Nothing like some coffee to help keep the body going! *Gains no SP*
Booming voice: LLLLLLLLLLUCIFER!!!!

Comp: Shit....

*Lucifer appears before the party*
Oh, that's it. Hit them hard with light skills.
"It's just one. We can do this no sweat."
*smiles*
That's better than I was expecting
At least this time Ira gave us something worth fighting.
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===BATTLE START===

*Lucifer awaits for the party to attack*
OOC: I just listened to Blooming Villain dammit
Well...Satan AND Lucifer in Disney World? That's something I can get behind. *Summons Shadow-sona* second verse, same as the first. Concentrate!
Well at least I can go hard at it without feeling like I'm overdoing it.

Raffles! Psiodyne!

*The Colorful Circles are a deadly High Psi Damage~* (And the sun is still a deadly laser~)
Ok! Izanagi-no-Mikoto!
Cross Slash!
*The Persona attacks Lucifer with two highly accurate slashes*
*thunder reign*

This is gonna be fun!
"Mako-chan!! It's time to purge the evil before us."

*he casts Makougaon sending a colossal ray of light piercing through Lucifer with grace*
Messiah Picaro! *He casts Megidolaon*
Let's see how this bitch handles the cold.

Merlin, Bufundyne!

*Ice forms all over lucifer*
OOC: I'll just play Yaldabaoth's music instead
OOC: What's so special about Almighty? Just the fact that no one has resistances?
OOC: Yeah.
OOC I think, that and it hits hard
OOC: That kinda takes the fun outta things imo but whatever
*A great start for the battle! And the Bless attack knocked him down! HP 90%*

HOLD UP!!!
"He isn't so tough. Let's show him what we got."
Let's do this!
Shinji requested an AOA!
Y/N?
Let's fuck him up!
Let's show this shadow that they're beneath us!
Sure, it'll help at least.
OOC: this is the longest its ever taken to confirm an AoA me thinks lol
*The party preforms an AOA! While it did do great damage it wasn't enough to defeat him. HP 65%

Lucifer... seems unwilling to fight?!*

Distorted Voice: What are you doing?! Crush those fools!!!
Wait, everyone stop fighting.
Something's off about this.
I agree Truthseeker.
*jumps back* Gladly!
Huh? It doesn't want to fight...wait...maybe...*Star is thinking...*
"Oh no, did we hurt his feelings or something?"

*Izaya is genuinely concerned*
*Lowers knives*

Looks like things are about to get a lot more interesting.
L: I shall fight no longer. Children of man, you have proven to me you have the will to stand against those who oppose you. *He flies away...*
*Skips turn*
Lets see what happens...
Comp: .... He's gone.
Hmm.... something's increasingly wrong about all of this...
*Sighs*

Yet another waste of time.

Why get us all riled up only to leave like that?
Ira doesn't seem too happy about it though, so it must be a good thing.
*Ira steps out, pissed* No no no nO NO NOOOOO!!!! USELESS DEMONS!!!!
Hmm...*feels something deep inside herself* ah...I feel like I understand myself a bit more...but why?
Not everyone wants to play by your rules Ira.
*stands composed*
Looks like the fights over Ira.
Shadow Ira: YOUUUUUUUUU!!!! YOU WILL ALL PAY FOR THIS!!!! NO MORE BATTLES TODAY!!! *He goes back*

Comp: .... Okay?
"Oh oh oh! Do we have to send one of those card things?"
*unconsciously growls*

*Tightens grip on knives*

I can't believe that damn fucker had the audacity to run like that.
Well, you're the leader, composer, so now what?
We would... if we found the treasure.
Well then...that just happened...hmm...maybe I can...nah!
NO! No calling cards. I have a theory on what happened to Gluttony.
Let's... rest up.
I've already filled Yuki in. Yu... not so much.
*Gazes at Akamoto with a look akin to hope*

Wait so gluttony might not be dead?
So...to the saferoom?
C'mon... *He heads back to the Contestant Area*
The calling cards aren't whats killing them, Stealing their treasure is killing them, the treasure is the distorted desires, and when we take that there's nothing left, that's my theory so far.

It's a shame too, we tried so hard to keep Gluttony alive...
*Follows along with Yuki* We can discuss in detail there, or at Moonlight.
Yeah, hate to break it to you, but I already figured that out while we were walking into the arena. It's pretty obvious if you think about it.
*follows the others*
*Grows despondent after listening to Akamoto*

So gluttony really is dead ....

*Follows behind the group*
*As he enters he turns his head* ... That wasn't there...
Huh? What is it?
Well, guess our work here was done.
*Yu whispers to himself*
What lowly shadows...
There's a fourth banner now.
What wasn't?
What is it Yuki?
Sorry Mish, We really were trying to save him... Stealing a treasure doesn't kill a human, but the sins aren't human... but now that we know we can prevent it from happening again.
A fourth banner?
A fourth? You think it's because we took down Satan and Beel?
What's it say Comp?
Yeah. *He was right, there's a fourth one in place of the torn one. It had Cerberus, Trumpeter, Metatron, Beelzebub, Satan, Lucifer, and.... Kazuya?!*
Kaz..... he was possessed today I think. By Wrath.

That's what started all of this.
Kaz? He gonna make Kaz fight us huh, Guess I'll prepare Nanaka for it then.
@Akamoto_Shinji

*Forces a smile*

That's great man ...

*he refuses to look up*
Or... could this really be.... Kaz's palace?
Wait, aren't those the demons Kazuya summons?
Huh? So that means that the final round is fast approaching. Hmm...maybe the treasure is something that you can hide in plain sight?
Well, if it is Kazuya's palace then we can steal the treasure.
Wait... are they?

Dammit, where's Tatsuya when we need him?
But we don't even know for certain if this is Kazuya's palace.

Shouldn't we check before someone else gets killed.
*He touches the banner* Kaz... *The wall behind the banner suddenly moves, revealing... a cloudy thing.*
*Yu looks strangely agitated for a moment but then regains composure*
Your right, it's not often I forget to think of something like that, Mishimans.
Taking the treasure is a last resort plan, We need the sins on our side, We need to negotiate and clear the misunderstandings between us...
OOC: Sorry Im staying quite, Im working on my Table Top RPG character
No, it's best not to take the treasure regardless.

If this is Kaz's Palace and we take the treasure, who knows what'll happen to him. And if it's Ira's Palace, he'll die.

Either way, we lose. We'd either lose one of our biggest allies, and likely split the group apart over if this was a good idea, or more Sins would decide we're evil and need to be eliminated.
...I fucking called it! It was hidden in plain sight! Granted it was behind that banner, but still!
Shinki, the sins are the evil within the human heart personified, I don't know if negotiation is really a good idea.
So like I said, a calling card will be a death threat to them.
Well... we found it. C'mon... let's head to my cafe.
Yeah, I'm up for some coffee. My treat, everyone!
Yeah, I think I need to clear my head anyway, this palace is having a weird effect on me.
Have you ever talked to them? have you given them a chance? They're people, a family, this is their home and as far as they're concerned, we're dangerous trespassers, we need to understand what they are, and why we're so dangerous to them. We need to be the better man.
*Forces a smile*

Coffee sounds good.



I need some after the stuff I learned today.

Why should we befriend being that are only a fraction of a human being...
*Yu hold his head in his hand*
I need...to go clear my head...This feels like...that one time.
*Yu wanders off in a random direction*