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Moonlight Cafe: Bean of the wild
*The cafe is open once more, now with music playing.*

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*Can be seen cleaning the tables*
Hm? Justine? When did you enter?
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I've been here all this time, father. You just dozed off.
Ah... right.
Good morning
Oh, mornin.
@Addalme
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Good morning, Addalme-san.
Hi... why do you know my name????
*Walks in* Morning, all.
Well... she was Lavenza.
Heya, might I ask your name, sir? Just out of curiousity. *He twirls his brown hair for a brief moment*
@Addalme
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May I take your order, Adda-san?
Makoto Yuki.
Really? Are you lavenza???
Did you cut your hair?
It's weird to explain. Her name's Justine.
*Walks in*

Ayy

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Ah, I see, well, greetings Makoto, you may call me Kaito, its what everyone calls me these days.
*Enters cafe*
So is this place basically Leblanc but not?
Oh i see...
So her body get separed in twins, by someone and now she can do that when she wants and to become lavenza we must fuse the tiwns, right?
*Hops into the cafe* Hello everyone, how are you all doing?
@Addalme
I.... Don't know.

@Kaito
Nice to meet you, Kaito.

@Shiza_Salad
It's my own spin on a cafe i guess.
*walks in, clearly still tired*

"That is the LAST time I listen to my older brother's pleas to "see the night life" with him..." *notices where he is* "Oh. Good morning, all."
Well, I want a Cola and curry.
Um, we don't serve curry... unless that was joke.
Then in that case, can I get a bourbon blend? Y'know, bourbon in coffee?
@bluehairedemo
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Oh father, I didn't notice the time! I need to get prepared for school!

*Kisses her father on the cheek*

I'll go get Caroline back home, too!

I love you!

*Rushes out the door*
Or do you not have that...Never mind, may I have a menu?
Bye justine
Well, now that I think about it...What do you have?
Can I have a glass of water and salad, please?
Love you too! Stay safe!

@Shiza_Salad
We... don't have that.
Well, then give me coffee
We serve coffee, tea, muffins... don't tell Aergia, Tiramisu, cinnamon rolls, sandwiches, and salads.
You got it... what's your name?
*Silently sits in a booth* *Looks a bit down*
Me? My name?
Hmm...Honestly, I think some Tea would be nice. How much?
*Hops next to Inari* whats up Inari?
300 yen for both coffee and tea.

@Addalme
Yeah, you.
Nothing much.
"I suppose I could use a cup of coffee. Perhaps a cinnamon roll as well - the sugar and caffeine would surely wake me up."
Ah, sure. *He takes out his wallet and hands over 300 yen...the wallet shows he's most likely foreign*
*walks in and sits down at her usual sit*
Good morning Yuki,the usual please.
Ah I see, you looked a little down, has anything happened?
Something about Nines...
@RobowaifuAigis
You got it Honey.
Oh, I see. Did something bad happen?
*Pulls up record of LeBlanc* https://phansite.net/forum/topic.php?topic=6904 Page 25.
I guess I'll have a coffee. Ugh, so bland.
*He goes around and gives everyone their orders. I'm too lazy to remember.*
Thanks.

*Drinks coffee*

It's not as good withou t bourbon in it, but it'll do.
My name is crow.
Well nice to meet you Crow, I'm Makoto Yuki.
*He sips on his Tea* ...Not bad, not bad at all. This was worth every single yen.
I can say the same
"He offers his hand"
...
*sips her coffee*
Ahhh
It's still heavenly.
@Addalme
*He shakes his hand*

@Kaito
Thanks.
*sips his coffee* "Hmm. This is pretty good. At the very least, it's better than what I could make."
.....
Oh man, Nines...thats...thats terrible. So he doesn't have his memories anymore?
I'm pretty sure he still has them. Although him losing his memories is inevitable...
*He finishes up and places the cup on the counter* Well, thanks for that, I'll see you all another time, farewell! *He waves at everyone, then walks out the door*
"He shakes his hand"
Damnit, but as long as Labrys hangs onto his memories, he'll be able to regain them. But with that he would learn the truth again.
*finishes his coffee and starts eating his cinnamon roll*

*thinking* "I... may need to make a habit out of coming here. The service is good, everything is rather inexpensive, and despite the busy nature of the place, it's rather quiet and peaceful."
I always make your cups special Aigis.
He's in an eternal deadlock huh...

*Gets attention of someone working in the cafe*

Ey gibe some of that Fried Noodles b0ss
Well, I want noodles, i'll sit there.
We uh... don't have noodles.
I-Is there anyway to help Nines?
Sandwich????
We do have that. Coming right up.
@bluehairedemo
I know you do dear, thank you for that.
*takes another sip*
Oh... do you have crepes?

We could put him out of his misery... or we could find some way to "lift the weight off his shoulders"
Can I have a Glass of water and salad?
I wouldn't want to put Nines out, but how can we "lift the weight off his shoulders"?
Hmm... Maybe. I might not have put that on the menu yet...

*He goes around giving everyone's orders.*
Maybe we could find a way to keep him with us instead of him going back to his world...
Like we could find a safe house for him?
Safe house?
Well if we want to protect Nines, we could find someplace in the Nexus that could keep him safe. But I don't know how well that wold work...
Reset the Nexus?
*finishes his cinnamon roll*

"Well, I certainly feel a lot more alert now."
Wouldn't resseting the Nexus be bad, also how would we reset it?
i dont know man

i think im kinda high right now
Well, i have to go, thanks for the meal.

"He pays and leaves."
Ah, understandable, but lets just try to protect Nines anyway we can.
*walks into the cafe, seems to be incredibly fatigued. Can undead even feel tired?" Ugh.....hullo....a coffee please
"Well, I suppose I should be going. I trust this will be enough?" *pays for the coffee and cinnamon roll and a 20% tip, then leaves*
Sure, it'll be out soon.
*Eats some salad* Delicious!
*finishes her cup of coffee*
Can I have a refill please?
You got it.
Thanks dear.
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Here you go. *He refills her cup*
*gingerly walks in and looks around*

This place has a lot of cafes...
They have been growing in popularity recently.
...have you considered petitioning for a cafe district?
Seems like a waste of time for everyone.
Says a person running a cafe?
Touche. What would you like?
A mocha please.
*He brings her the mocha* Here you go.
*bump cuz we need to keep one cafe goin*
OOC: I was considering bumping Leblanc at this point, thank you.

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Ah, this place is open still.
Yep, open all night. What can I get you?
Get me a muffin.

I think Leblanc has gone missing.
You sure? I mean I always see it at Yogen.
I couldn't find it today.

I hope it doesn't have to do with any of the nonsense recently.
Huh. *He brings him a muffin.* How's the team?
The Protectors? Well... it seems we have a new target. And a new name, officially.

And we're not really a team anymore. Yu convinced us to just be friends that work together when our needs align.
A new target?
We're gonna steal a god's....

*pause purely for dramatic effect*

... secretary. Lumina, specifically. Apparently she's something akin to Lightning's Shadow. So we're going to try and get her to merge back with Lightning. Which should save both their lives, free Lightning's sister, *breath* and piss off Succoth.
Ene
*Teleports in*

*Waves at everyone*

Hello mortals the great Ene-chan has decided to grace you with her presence!
*Yu enters the cafe, he sits at a table and stares down for a while*
*stumbles in and sits down at the counter*

Hey Bluey, Mig. You two doing alright?
Ene
Oh hey Gamma and Senpai!

*Viguorously waves at them*

I haven't seen you two in a while ...

*Pouts*

The miraculous Ene-chan misses her two favorite mortals!
*Yu doesn't look Ene in the eyes*
Hey, Ene-chan. Are you doing ok?
@Ene
... Okay. What would you like?

@Yu-Narukami
You doing ok?

@Bgammax
Im fine.

@Migrant
Big scale op this time huh?
*attempts to ignore Ene*

Hey Yu, you're not looking so hot.
.... Are you two okay? *looks at Gamma and Yu*

Yeah it's a pretty big operation. Hopefully one that we can do without killing anyone, too.
Ene
Yep of course I am Senpai!

*Gives a wide grin*

In fact I feel even more perfect these days then I ever did before!

*Poses*

To think that I had so much untapped potential in my circuitry!
I still don't know what happened then. One moment Ira was still talking then the next there's a hole in his chest.
Ene
@bluehairedemo

Can I have something sweet?

Oh like a hot chocolate!
I'm fine, guys...really.
From what I've heard, apparently Xehanort is behind it.

He was talking about it shortly after it happened. In Lebland if I recall correctly.
Huh... we don't have that right now, but I can get the stuff for it.
Xehanort? I think I heard that name before...
No offense Mig, but if I wanted a therapy session, I'd find a doctor. I look for you people when I want to hit something.
*He walks in with a big smile on his face, a long wig on his head, make up making him look much more feminine, and a pretty dress*

Hello everyone! Yuki! Why don't you give this devil summoner a nice cup of coffee?
Ene
@bluehairedemo

Don't worry I can just get the stuff for you!

*Teleports out*

*Teleports back in carrying a bunch of items*

Here you go!
,,, Kaz... are you ok?

@Ene
Thanks. Saves me a trip and waiting in line. Just put them behind the counter.
Kid with silver hair, likes dressing in black, apparently really likes things like the balance of light and dark.

If you hang around Leblanc or Twilight Town you'll find him.
.... Kaz, are you drunk?
Ene
*Places the items by the counter*

*Her eyes sparkle once she sees Kaz*

You look amazing!

I will pay anything just to have you as my maid!
@Migrant
I'll keep an eye out for him.
Well...earlier today we had a cross-dressing competetition and...I won't lie, these clothes are really comfy!

*He says as he makes a quick spin to show off his clothes*

Pretty cool, huh?
... I feel like you need mental help.
*sigh*

You look ridiculous. But I guess that fits you.
Mental help...
Ene
*Nods her head*

They are really cool!

*Looks at Yu*

Don't you agree Senapai!
What those two said...
If you say so...
*He tries to smile a little but he still can't look Ene in the eyes*
.... So, I take it you're feeling more, you, Yu? At least, I hope so.
Ene
*Curiously looks at Yu*

Senpai are you sick or something ...?

*Gets an idea*

I the great and wondrous Ene-chan can heal you!
Oh yeah, that reminds me. What was that weird Persona you summoned yesterday, Yu?

Superbia or something...?
*He bursts out laughing as he walks towards Yu*

Don't worry guys, I still have my armor under this dress, in a few minutes I'll take this thing off.

*He is now in front of Yu*

Hey man...I...this is going to sound weird, but I feel some kind of...familiarity with you right now, are you okay?
Superbia?
Ene
*Titlts her head*

Superba...what?

Sometimes I have no idea what you mortals are talking about!
Yeah. It was this weird white glowing skeleton angel thing, that knew light and fire skills apparently.

And could talk.
OOC: *cough* Skeletor *cough*
*turns to Yuki*

I can give you the short of it. Yu got possessed and started handing out magic cards that grant superpowers. Now the whole situation is a lot more complicated. And I THINK you know who to blame. I'm willing to guess it decided to name itself Superbia.
I...I don't know if this is the best time to talk about that.
*He finally looks at Ene with concern in his eyes*
*He sighs* We're gonna need to call and exorcist.
Ene
Woah so Senapi was handing out magic cards!

*Laughs*

That sounds like some sort of crap anime plot!
*sighs*

You have a point. All things considered I should wait. Sorry for going off on you.

*lays his head on the counter*
I get it...I messed up and now everyone's going to suffer for it.
*Yu looks back down*
*Walks in and looks around* Hey everyone!
*He crosses his arms*

I wasn't able to deal with Ira completely, so I wouldn't know what to do now...

*He thinks for a moment*

Damn it Yu, I'm so sorry you have to deal with a bastard like that.
Ene
Why is everyone so sad today!?

*HUgs Gamma and then Yu*

There the great Ene-chan has now blessed you with her awesome perfection!

You guys can't be day now!
*pushes Ene away*

I have nothing to say to you. Except that the sooner we can get this maid thing done the better.
Don't worry, Yu. There's enough of that going around right now. You and Shinji can start a club for people that inadvertently advanced an evil plot.
*He smiles a little*
Thanks, Ene-chan, but I dragged you into this, too.
*Yu stands up*
Maybe, I should just go.
Ene
*Gives Gamma a hurt look*

Why are you being such a jerk today!?

*Sniffles*

I was only trying to make you feel as great as me!

Gamma, it's not Ene-chan's fault. If you want to blame anyone, blame me for being weak.
Yeah, because the great Yu Narukami would just leave because he made one mistake.

Because you're perfect, right? Not allowed to make a mistake?

You caught a killer in High School, didn't you? Did you really guess your killer perfectly the first time? Did you really not put anyone in danger as part of your quest? Did your friends not nearly die on you?

Running away isn't going to save the people you put in danger. You know the only way to do that is to convince Superbia to stop.
Ene
What are you talking about Senpai ...?

*Grabs her hair in frustration*

Why is everyone acting so weird today!
Its both of your faults. Now excuse me, a VERY convenient opportunity seems to have opened up. I would hate to miss it.

*walks out of the cafe*
Even if I wanted to, Pride stopped possessing me...Shinji got hurt as well trying to fight them, also Superbia isn't their true name...
*He looks out the window, he keeps quiet for a moment before taking his clothes off, revealing a full body armor. He also takes his wig off and cleans the make up he had on*

I'm sorry guys, there's something I must take care of.

*He walks out*
Ene
*Looks at Yu with teary eyes*

*Speaks in a lower tone*

Senpai do you know why Gamma is so angry with me?

I don't even know what I did ...
*Yu gets teary eyed but continues smiling*
I'm sorry, Ene-chan...it's my fault...I didn't want you to suffer, too.
Ene
What are you even talking about Senpai...

*Cries a bit*

How did things turn out like this!

I feeling better then I ever have before and yet everyone appears to be angry with me...

*She tightly grips her legs*

I just don't understand!
*Yu looks at her*
I'm not angry at you, I'm just angry at myself...I let myself be manipulated like a puppet, in the end, I couldn't even defend my own truth.
Ene
*Wipes her tears away and attempts to smile*

Senpai I'm glad that you don't hate me now...

If you did I don't know what I would do.

*Meets his eyes in an attempt to look cheerful*
*He smiles back in response trying to put on a strong face as well*
Whatever, happens I'll always stand beside you to cheer you on.
Ene
*Gives Yu a genuine smile*

Thank you Senpai!

With your support the amazing Ene-chan can do marvelous things!
No, matter what I won't desert anyone...
We just need to remember who we are and I'm sure we can pull through this.
Ene
*Looks determined*

Of course I will remember who I am!

*Poses*

No matter what I will always be the great and wonderful Ene-chan!

*Gives Yu a thumbs up*

Senpai once again you have managed to inspire me!

Now my store needs some of that same inspiration!

*Waves at Yu*

Bye Senpai!

*Teleports out*

*He gives a sigh of relief*
Yeah, and you've helped me realize something, Ene-chan.
*Yu looks outside*
Looks like there's something I need to do.
*He rushes out of the cafe*
*Yu walks back into the cafe, stands in the corner and falls to the ground a smile on his face*
*Caroline hears a person walk into the cafe and proceeds to get up from behind the counter where she was hiding in fear*

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!!! Narukami-kun! Is it over now?!
*Yuki walks in* The amount of demons there...
*Yu is unconscious and can not hear anything*
@Yu-Narukami
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Yu-kun!

*Casts Salvation on him*
*Yu opens his eyes*
Where am I?
You're in my cafe...
@Yu-Narukami
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You're in the Moonlight Cafe. You seem to have passed out...
*Enters the cafe, with the unconscious Star in his arms. He lays her in a booth and sighs before falling to the floor himself. He doesn't try and get up.*

What is wrong with the world these days?
I dunno. I was trapped at the base of the tower...
@bluehairedemo
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Father! *Runs to her father and gives him a hug*

Are you alright?
Ugh...*wakes up* huh? Where...am I? *Looks around*
*He hugs back* I'm fine sweetie.
... Why are there two Lavenzas? Did those lasers do more damage to me than I thought? Haha. Maybe I've just finally given in and gone crazy. Who knows at this point?
What're you all talking about...a tower...
You're at Moonlight, Star.
Did someone asked for a taxi?
Star? Who...who are you people? My name is Futaba Sakura! Ugh! *clutches head in pain for a few seconds* what...happened?
*walks in covered in blood*
Well, that was my enjoyment for today.
Why is Star acting so weird?
Umm... wipe off that blood please.
Ohhhhhhhhhhhh no.

I wonder if forgetting who you are nulls contracts made with gods.
Huh? What are talking about? I remember fighting Yaldabaoth, and then...ugh...I can't remember...
*Aergia walks in... looking the same as before.* Ugh, I need something to clear my head. I haven't done that in a long time.
... Fine.
*snaps her fingers and the blood disappears*
You happy now?
Um.... there's a lot to explain to you...

*looks around* Who wants to try it?
Sounds like Star is having memory issues...why do you all look so tired?
Thank you.
What are you all talking about? What's going on?
Is Star doing ok?
Because I just got hit with like twenty plus lasers directly Yu...

And Star- I mean Futaba... How's this for the short of it? You're the protagonist of one of those transported to another world stories right now. Think that'll tide you over until we start really explaining?
Why do you people have calling me Star? My name is Futaba!
Seems like the usual gang of idiots is around... Can I have some tea please?
Bashing skulls in made me parched.
Give me some tea too Bluey.
...yeah... that'll work...I guess.
That sounds rough, Delta...When did this happen?
Okay and..... who is the girl wearing suggestive clothes?
All scans say it's the muffin loli... Although puberty hit her like a mac truck.
Phew.. I think I need to sleep for a WEEK after that excitement.......
My niece went through puberty already?
Not to long ago Yu... I think I saw you there you should know what happened. Lucifer was going to take over the world or something and everyone fought her off. Star sent a laser strike down and I had to get everyone away. I ended up having to take all of the laser with barely any time to defend against it... God I hurt all over now...
I guess I really missed an exciting battle, huh?
Erm...

So this is awkward.
*sigh*
Can I have some coffee, please?
*I am thou, and thou art I. Thou will have our blessings when thou choosest to create a persona of the Judgement arcana* agh...what was... nevermind...this is a cafe, right? I'll take some coffee right now.
I don't remember being there...Sure you didn't just see someone who looked like me?
@Delta-M
I wasn't taking over the world, I was overthrowing society. *Pouts like a child*
I'm pretty sure it was Superbia that was there, not Yu...
@-Lucifer-
No pouting Lucy, it makes you less pretty.
@Yu-Narukami
I'm certain you tried to kill me, Wild Card.
Wait...when did I fire a laser strike down? When did I get access to one?
*pat pat*
Dont worry @Lucy...
*He goes around handing everyone their order*
Lucy.. *he hugs her!* Sososoooo glad your alive!! dont make anymore wars okay~?
@bluehairedemo
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TH-THAT'S COUSIN AERGIA?!

*Jaw drops*
Thanks, @bluehairedemo
@Aergia... wow...
You... ok?
I see, so my memory got messed up, I probably used Superbia's power...
@Aergia
Mmm, I think I like this you. *Smirks* Little Aergia is sexy too, but you're a woman after my own heart indeed.
@IamThou
Eh? Do you like what you see?
Thanks. *Takes a sip* ahh...hey...Lucy, was it? I feel...weird around you. Like...I have a bond with you or something...
*stumbles in once more, heedless of the crowd*

Hey, Yuki. Do you serve alcohol here?
@-Lucifer-
Don't get any ideas. We're just friends.
It's a cafe, not a bar.
@Aergia
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Y-yeah...*Stares at her breasts*

(THIS IS SO UNFAIR!!! *Cries internally*)

Y-you look...really nice...
*sigh*

I was hoping, I've seen other places serve them.
@IamThou
Why thank you.
@Hillock
*Tugs his tail lightly* Kitty kitty. *Smirks*

@--Morgana--
I don't start wars, I finish them. *Smiles and hugs him* And I am grateful I can still hold you. I hope you don't mind if I use my powers on you in other ways though. *Gigges*
*He sighs* I need a cup for myself...
@Yu-Narukami
Or you hit your head. Such a careless hero. *Smirks*

@Aergia
What ideas? I was merely complimenting you, of course.
So...can someone please explain what's going on? I can't remember anything after Yaldabaoth.
Yu nobody else in the Nexus has looked like you before but your Shadow... which is still you so I'm pretty sure it was you. I also have this strange urge to punch you but I'm not acting on it.

@-Lucifer-
I don't care what it was honestly Lucifer. You thought it'd be okay to overrun my Nexus with demons. That's not cool. Please don't do it again.

@Star
Sta- Futaba, we're going to have to get your memory back somehow... But for right now, most everyone here is some for of friend to you. Ask us anything.
Maybe, I don't remember much of what happened today thinking about it.
*sips her tea*
... Hmmm
It's better than LeBlancs...nice.
@-Lucifer-
Sure. *She sips her tea* I'm not gonna be part of your harem anymore by the way.
@Starwaddle
Yeah... Erm... I apologize for my failure. I got you injured as well... I believe I have to make it up to Akemi-san as well.
*turning to Starwaddle*
So basically... Not Star. You were a goddess, liked kicking things to Disneyland, eventually got the crap beat out of you, fell unconscious, and now you're here just a little further behind on current events than I am.
And if a god starts sending you emails, delete them.

It's.... spam.

*is totally abusing this situation to bait her back to the light*
@Shadowwaifuaigis
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Mommy...

*She shows Aigis a cut on her finger. Blood is coming out of it.*

It hurts...
Okay...when did I get ahold of laser technology? And why do I hurt all over?
O-Okay!! use any powers on me you want!! maybe I have a few tricks too~
@IamThou
Sweetie that's a Shadow version of Mommy. Let me see.
The lasers are probably from your time as a goddess. All the pain is from being hit by very MANY lasers, which left you in your confused state that you're currently in. Futaba.
*smiles, then goes and sits*
*deep thoughts*
A goddess? Now that you mention it...I do feel powerful...when did I become a goddess? and it's okay, I feel like I shouldn't blame you, Lucy.
@bluehairedemo
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*Shows her finger to her dad*

...I accidentally cut myself when borrowing my classmate's pair of scissors.
@bluehairedemo
Hey
I would of taken care of it... Geez.
Okay. *He brings out some disinfectant and a pad thing* This will sting. *He wipes the disinfectant on the cut*
Ugh... I'm going home. *Drinks the rest of her coffee and goes home...*
Well, I should be going. Be seeing you, everyone.
*Yu leaves the cafe*
.... I hope she's okay with the rennovations made at Leblanc.

Including the like seven Leblancs built on top of it.
@Delta-M
I hope you won't be too harsh on them...

@Aergia
Very well. I expect one such as you to be owning the harem. *Smirks*

@--Morgana--
Oh? I look forward to it. *Giggles* For now, we both should relax.

@Starwaddle
Here's hoping Akemi-san doesn't resent me either, though I would understand if she did. I believe I will fulfill her request regardless... As war compensation.
@bluehairedemo
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Owie!

*Tears up from the pain*

*Sniff*
*He wraps a bandaid around her finger* There we go.
Speaking of, I don't know where that girl went...
Ira
*He walks in while whistling a familiar song*
You'll see, that my mind is too fast for...
Oh, greetings, I would like a coffee...if you guys don't mind.

*He smiles innocently*
@bluehairedemo
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C-c-can you give it...a wittul kiss?
*pops in suddenly with a puff of smoke* ahh, time travel. *Takes a seat* I'll take a coffee. Cream and sugar please.
*He kisses her finger* Better?
*She glares at Ira*
I can't tell if you're the doppelganger or my real brother.
Yeah.. Lets relax!! I wanna milk and some fatty tuna please!!
@bluehairedemo
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Yes...daddy.
*Hugs*
*Yuki hears a voice, "You should make a fresh batch of coffee."*
@-Lucifer-
I'll let it slide since everything is back to normal Lucifer. Like I said, just don't do it again and I'll forgive you.

@Star
What? How? Weren't you just struck with memory loss?

@Ira
Who the heck are you?
@IamThou
*He hugs back*
Ira
*Smirks as he stares at Aergia*

You should know already, you're not a dumbass like Hubris, sis~!
No, that's the present me. I'm from the future...of when I get me memory back...I mean, I saved myself from dieing by lasergedon!
[The Doctor walks in whistling innocently.]

Ah, hello everyone!

[He finds a seat and sets up his laptop.]
*Ira hears a voice, "I heard that..."*
Tch, you guys really like invading my life.
@Delta-M
I won't be bad again, Oniichan. Promise. *Sad loli eyes*

@--Morgana--
How many cafes sell fatty tuna? *Giggles*

I want a blood wine! Or some barley tea.
"Oh, good a proper vessel."
*He goes around handing everyone their order*
*The skeletal figure looms behind the doctor*
Thanks. *Takes a sip* ahh... just what the goddess ordered!
Ira
Oh, I'm invading your life? I'm so sorry, but whatever the fuck I want.
Besides...
*He sits down while crossing his legs*
I got here first, you nuisance.

*He then chuckle*

And I know you pair of dumbasses are listening to me.
"My time here is up."
*The skeletal figure disappears in a blinding flash of light*
Thanks Bluehair!! *he noms the fatty tuna~*