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Kitagawa
Kitagawa's Assassination Services
I will assassinate anybody that posts in this topic, free of charge.
Nyx_Avatar
If you kill the embodiment of death how does it die?🤔🤔🤔
Kitagawa
<breaks into @Nyx_Avatar's house and snaps their neck, killing them instantly>
Aishiomi
..-.
Kitagawa
<equips a rocket launcher and shoots it at @Aishiomi, killing them in the explosion>
Fresh_Prince_Junes
You can't kill me!
Kitagawa
<tears @Fresh_Prince_Junes's heart from their chest, killing them>
Bgammax
Oh Yes Stab me Harder Daddy.
Boss
......
Kitagawa
<takes out a spork and stabs @Bgammax in the throat, causing death>
Kitagawa
Oh- I am sorry Boss, I have to kill you now.
Boss
I will be reborn
Akamoto_Shinji
This'll be interesting.
Kitagawa
<forces @Boss to drink poisoned coffee, causing death within 1-5 minutes>
Kitagawa
<kicks @Akamoto_Shinji and chokes them to death>
KenKurosaki
Can you kill me via ban?
Kitagawa
I can only kill through bodily harm.
Liam
kill Hiffy
Sumire-Vioraeta
*Sumire Aims and Fires her crossbow at Kitagawa's Heart Killing him* Cant kill me if I kill you!
KenKurosaki
In that case i request to be thrown into a lava pit
KenKurosaki
*ken revives Kitagawa with black magic*
Boss
The coffee to poison ratio was awful. Im outta here
*Boss summons a flying fedora and rides into the sunset*
Kitagawa
<stays dead anyways>
Ryoji
Hey friendsssss....
I want to join Mamma Nyx in the afterlife!
Make my death awesome!
Ryoji
Aww why am I always late for the fun stuff ...
Oh well time to get a new scarf.
Sumire-Vioraeta
*Sumire just shoots Ryoji in the back while he was walking away*
