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LeBlanc: 358/2 Cups
OOC Summary: Bosses Cafe is a dimensional Nexus, and he got a persona because of it.

( loving the kingdom hearts references)
Good work, Boss.
Oh, Crap. What dimension is this?
OOC: Oh no... is this gonna be a sad one?
OOC: I'm going to bed, but had to show appreciation to that title.
That's like 179 cups.
@bluehairedemo OOC: there might be a carefully crafted story arc....
Anyone wanna distort an image? Post it. I got you
Oh this is Kingdom Hearts, that's why I don't get it lol
OOC: Well shit.
@Boss Will this affect the selling of Coffee?
OOC: I was thinking of a few different titles before this one
"Coffee Side Story"
"Just who the hell do you think I am?"
"Unchained Coffee"
"Fragments of Beans"
And a few others
Boss is Thomas Mutton
@MonoDj nope
OOC: Yes! Gurren Lagann one next!
Another thread of dimension madness.
Good. One cup of Coffee, please.
I'm very scared of the almost 2k posts I had no part of. Now I know what LeBlanc newcomers feel like.
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One black coffee
OOC: Well if you do Unchained Coffee then don't forget Coffee BackCover and Union Cups.
Leblanc Hearts III when?
also plenty of sugar in a Iced coffee.
I love to drink Coffee in the infinite void known as the Nexus.
@MonoDj
nothing better
*enters, smirking * well well, how about that? The infamous ladies man has a clean slate now
Iced and sweetened @HahaRIP
@ShadowSojiro and you are?
I cant wait for LeBlanc Brotherhood.
~TRUE SELF~
@Boss give me some spicy curry pancakes with coffee
LeBlanc Generations
OOC: Coffee Creed IV: Black Blend
@CrowNotGoroAkechi
Yeah, here.
LeBlanc Forces
@Boss

I am a shadow, the true self. You never did control me, you're on borrowed power.
OOC: Call of Coffee: Leblanc Ops
@RobowaifuAigis OOC: god I hate that name
@Boss
OOC: Same , they could of been more creative.
Hyperdimension LeBlanc
Sonic: This One Might Not Suck
Sonic: Let's make people think it's Bubsy
OOC: Oh yeah, forgot sonic is still a thing.
Oh. We have Sanic in here now. Great.
OOC: Road to 2k start
We already his 2k once
Wait. If this place a Nexus, and Boss got his persona because of it, Does that mean we all could get Personas because we are spending time in the Cafe?
kingdom hearts sucks
@MonoDj
.... Maybe?
Hey @Boss, can I get a coffee, black please?
@SpikeSpiegel You're not welcome on this haven
@ShinjiroAragaki
Yeah, here
OOC: Cafe LeBlanc: Featuring Dante from the Devil May Cry series
Thank you @Boss.

Ooc: so I gotta ask what's with the featuring Dante from devil may cry thing, I've seen it multiple times but don't get where it is from
OOC: It's from the EU version of SMT:3 Nocturne.
@ShinjiroAragaki Nocturne had Dante in it
I sense a kingdom Hearts naming theme for these threads.

Boss has good taste
Until Leblanc 8.
OOC: There really are allota Leblancs, but the past few were only created due to thread size and not the destruction of the cafe which is nice. What do you see in the cards for this place's future?
OOC: I have no clue
OOC: Cafe LeBlanc: Meme Drop Distance
OOC: So many memes
@-Labrys-
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Hey everyone
OOC: yessss. Feed me moreeee

*walks in and sits down*

Hey @Boss. Can I get some curry and the house blend please?
@-Labrys- yeah, here
Can i get one too?
Oh my god you're still open
*munches on some curry*

Mmm! Thanks @Biss, this is the best!
Wassup turtle shells I'm here for an omelette
Can I have one spicy curry with extra meat and black coffee?
I am too scary to get a coffee
Alright, two curries and two coffees, here you go
And an omelette, here
lol shutcho ass up u aint scary at all nigga
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Hello, Sojiro-san! I'm on my break so...

Can I get some curry and an iced Latte?

Thank you! 💖
@CualiqueXSora thanks for telling me i'm not scary
welcome my smart man!
@Boss
thanks!
@IamThou of course, here we are
Instead of eating sea salt ice cream, they drink Boss's amazing coffee on top of the clock tower.

Anyway @Boss, could I just get some regular coffee?
thanks boss omelettes are fuckin bomb
@Boss
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Thank you, Sojiro-san!

*Eats it like a prim and proper lady*
Petition to ban KHIII from reaching the e US
@Enigma yeah, here you go
OOC: Petition for TWEWY 2 pls square enix
OOC: YES PLZ

*Yuki walks in* Yeah, the narrator is gonna call me that now. Hey Boss.
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*Finishes eating the curry*

*Cute burp sound*

Oh. Excuse me.

*Wipes mouth with napkin*

*Sips the latte*
@IamThou for someone who beat Twewy last weekend, I think the ending was fine and does not neeed a sequel
Thanks @Boss. Here, hope this covers the coffee and also the last time that I ordered coffee but forgot to pay. *Puts down 1000Â¥ and leaves*
@IamThou excuse you
*puts down spoon and sighs, sipping some coffee quietly*

Hey @bluehairedemo. How are ya?
Hey guys
I'm good I guess. A bunch of crazy shit happened last night, and now I'm Yuki.
@bluehairedemo Makoto Yuki?
What sort of crazy shit..m

And hello @Inari. How are ya?
... Who let a reaper in?

Tora was shot, Lavenza attempted suicide, and my new name.
@-Labrys-
Sleepy. Need some coffee.

@Boss 5 cups of whatever you reccomend, please.
@bluehairedemo dont worry about me
5 cups of black
Good day.

The usual please, Boss?
@AdachiImouto Hello detective
Hey. So, did you do it?
@AdachiImouto course, here
Thank you, boss. Glad to have you back.

@bluehairedemo
We keep missing eachother... It's unfortunate.
Oh man, that sucks.
@-Reaper-
Greetings. Is there anything troubling you? I mean, that's unlikely, but...
@bluehairedemo
Yeah... If I could just get it over with. I hate this nervousness more than the thought of rejection...
Hmm? What's this about @AdachiImouto?
Then I guess it's time to scheme.
@Boss
Oh... I'm going to ask Labrys-senpai a question. It's no big deal.

@bluehairedemo
Eh? Scheme? Like, play a prank? I guess it is in Adachi blood to be good at that stuff, but wouldn't Senpai be mad? If it were anyone else, sure, but...
Not what I mean. Remember what I did when I confessed to Aigis?
I only remember a little. What do you mean exactly?
Hehehehe....let me guess @AdachiImouto, you want something more than friends?
@Boss
E-Eh? I mean... I think so... Yes... That's not weird to you, Boss?
Get her attention. Announce your love for her. Also if there's people there just ignore them.

OOC: Basically make a separate topic with @-Labrys-
Kid, it's not weird to love. Shoot for what I could never attain kid
Long time no see boss.
Can you give me a mild curry again.
It was a long day at work.



OOC: Love that my fav KH game is now the title here.XD
Hello
Do you have anything strong enough to make me pass out and forget today ever happened
@Aki-Joker
Course, here you go

OOC: You ever just unironically listen to ocean man?
@Hibiki
Here's an irish
Hey there.

OOC: Yes. Once a month.
Thanks, let's hope it helps
@bluehairedemo

OOC: Only once a month?
OOC: Yep. Rest of the time is S
OOC: And it broke :I
Simple and Clean Ray of Hope. I'm addicted to that mix
@bluehairedemo
You mean, just announce it? That's... A little scary. I mean, you and Aigis was one thing, but I have never done anything like that before... Maybe I should wait for her to be on. And @imtherealklib, Tatsuya-kun, Mimi and Aigis too... For moral support or something...

@Boss
Yes... I will. Thank you... But you shouldn't give up either, Boss.
OOC: It's a great mix
Poor Hibiki. The latest victim of the duck people...
@AdachiImouto
Don't worry, wait till she's here and then announce how you feel. All of us will be behind you
@boss thank you very much.
Hope this distracts me.
On work my college always sings
"What is love?"
I need to get that song away...
OOC: It really is.

@Adachilmouto
It's either you make the move or it never happens.
...Still know nothing of these ducks
OOC: WHAT IS LOVE
BABY
Ok ill stop
Speaking of which, I saw these three driving before me when I got here.
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OOC:I was waiting for that
@Boss @bluehairedemo
Thanks you both. In this case, I won't be held back. Well, maybe a little restraint...

It's funny, fighting gods, shadows and investigating dangerous cases but getting nervous over something like this...
We all have a weakness I guess.
@Hibiki
The duck people are impersonating people to try and replace us. Inari was the first victim.
...Oh.... that did happen to me.
But... why call them duck people?
Poor Inari. I liked his Fecal posts. Lnari is too boring-
@bluehairedemo
Not you though, apparently.

@Hibiki
I have reason to believe that these shape-shifters are the same ducks that burned my school and caused me to get transferred for a day. Their warlord is Duck Kawakami
@AdachiImouto
I uh
Sorry if I don't believe you but
hmm
You'll see when they come.
No I do too. Remember the proposal? I was incredibly nervous.
I-I'll keep an eye out for them...
Youll be fine
But the wedding went well and it was beautiful.
We could drive out the crashers as well.=D
I guess I just have to just overcome that. Maybe I need a tiny drink...
Wait, the wedding went well? I slept through a wedding too??
Heh, yeah. Anyway, I'm sure you'll get through it.
Hey, you'll be fine. Just....no more drunk. I promise booze at the celebration though
Jeez, you call this a cafe, yet you don't serve booze?
@Hibiki

Just call if anything else happens, okay? I will try to reach you at earliest convenience.

@Boss @Aki-Joker
I'm less worried about hecklers, more if this gets back to my school. I'm already a bit of a pariah due to my last name...
@bluehairedemo
Have to. Must.

@Boss
Am I that bad!? I was only gonna have a sip! Oh well, sober confession is go.
Yeah.
Hopefully nothing will happen till then. I've been wanting to relax and spend time with Aigis, but something is always happening.
Don't worry about me, just worry about yourself and your wife. I stayed behind in the Narcissus fight to make sure Senpai was safe, after all. Our own happiness comes first, otherwise we won't live a fulfilled life. Oniichan taught me that a long time ago.
... Yeah.
Huh? Did I say something weird?
@AdachiImouto I wish you still luck on your way as well.

@bluehairedemo Have fun on your Honeymoon.
... I haven't even decided on where to go.
@Aki-Joker
We all must do our best to protect ourselves and who and what is precious to us.

@bluehairedemo
You should talk it over with her. Do you have any place in mind at all? Even if it's something cliche like the place you first met, or something. If you're together everything will work out.
... Actually, the place we first met was at a beach.
Oh? That really is like a cliche romance novel. *Chuckles* That's one more idea than you had, atleast.
Well I have that... Can't think of anywhere else though.
ATTENTION EVERYONE: I'M STILL ALIVE. THAT IS ALL. CARRY ON WITH YOUR EXISTENCE.

Now that I got that out of the way, Boss, coffee please.
I thank for the curry again Boss.
I bid you farewell for the day, still ahve osme learning to do.
@bluehairedemo
Honestly, those fancy vacation destinations are overrated. Think of somewhere you both would enjoy, not somewhere that's flashy and expensive like Okinawa or Hawaii.

If Senpai and I become an item... I think I would like to take her to Norway this summer. It's weird, right? But, the nature is amazing and there's the northern lights... I think a place like that is nicer than what all the vacation brochures advertise.

@Miranda_The_Lesbian
You're alive! I was worried that Duck Kawakami indoctrinated or sacrificed you...
Yeah. And lets hope nothing happens.
Ah, here's what everybody ordered, sorry for the wait.

OOC: Prepare for another vent thread
OOC: Oh boy...
@AdachiImouto Duck Kawakami will never kill me. I am the one that poorly Photoshopped that duck onto Kawakami's head. I am its creator.

@bluehairedemo Why not honeymoon in Skyrim? I could rent you my house near Falkreath. It's on a cliff overlooking a lake. A really beautiful area.
@Miranda_The_Lesbian
So... You are the mastermind then... Oh boy.

>Should you tell your friends about Miranda?

Yes
No
@bluehairedemo This place is a dimensional nexus after all. You don't need to vacation in this world. Take your bride somewhere nice.

The southern part of Skyrim is really nice this time of year.
OOC: Yes.

Um... no.
ooc: sorry I took so long I fell asleep waiting for the next post in the other leblanc
OOC: It happens.
OOC: were there any other posts after mine? @Yu-Narukami ?
*doorbell jingles as I walk in, lowering my umbrella and shaking the raindrops off just outside the door*

Hello everyone.
Hey labby.
How are you @bluehairedemo? Doing well I hope?
Hey @-Labrys-, the little girl who always hangs out with you wanted to talk about something
what's up? boss is our right now, and I doubt he'll be back soon. in the meantime, I'll cover for him. can I get you anything?
oh hey, he's back. go figure
Yes @Shiza_Salad, I exist my boi
Ah, okay. Thanks for letting me know @Boss. And @Shiza_Salad, thanks. I'm actually a part timer here. Its a pleasure to meet you sir.
yay, you're done being edgy ad depressing. can I get a coffee? black? I need the strong stuff
nice to meet you too labby. surprised you have t met me sooner, considering I've been a patron here for awhile. ain't that right, @Boss?
Oh ho, the mythical Boss is here.
Hello there, this is my first time here. Do you just serve coffee?
*bows*

I look forward to working under both you and @Boss's combined tutelage.
@-OwO- Coffee, Curry, Pancakes. And some other stuff that isn't advertised.
@-OwO- we have coffee of various types, curry, pancakes, and a few other things.
@Shiza_Salad course, here

OOC: Who said I was done Ni🅱🅱a?
*walks in the cafe*

Hey everyone. Can I get a coffee? Two sugar and double cream?
oh hey OwO! welcome to the secret corner of the multiverse I like to call home. hey @-Labrys-, can I get a coffee please? black's fine.
give me all the coffee
Well, seems like things are gonna be interesting again.
Another Leblanc *sighs*
*Enters cafe looking almost as exhausted as yesterday*
Hey, everyone...
@Boss You know what to get me....
Yu! You look terrible!
Hello there Shiza, thank you for your assistance earlier.

Could I please get a plate of pancakes and a coffee please?
psst, @-OwO-, come siddown over here.
*tosses @Yu-Narukami an Amirta Soda from my school bag*

You need it friend...
Two coffees and two pancakes, coming right up
Hey @Yu-Narukami , this is starting to feel like some kind of long dungeon crawl isn't it?
Ya, I tried Tatsuya's idea of summoning personas fast enough to create fusion spells. Too bad the guy I was fighting had some kind of magic resistant armor, he ended up choking Izanagi a bit.
*sits down next to @bluehairedemo and slumps down in the counter*
does anyone have any suggestions on how to get a persona? I've been here for awhile, an my shadow hasn't shown up...
Today has been one hell of a filler
@Migrant
Can't disagree, but what does that mean is at the end of it?
@-Labrys-
Something up?
@Shiza Yes Shiza? Do you need something?
@Shiza_Salad Yu can help you with that. He just need a butterfly in a jar, and a TV.
*Drinks amrita soda, it's both refreshing and delicous*
Yeah, always willing to lend a hand.
OOC: I'll go make the new thread now I guess.
@-OwO- just thought you'd need a place to sit, and I am our friend after all...
Good idea
Narukami could take you to the T.V world to help you face your shadow there
Its been a long day @bluehairedemo...a very long day...

OOC: Two deaths last night. An acquaintance in my department and a friends mother...what a cruel mothers day...
@Shiza Oh I apologise, I am still a bit dazed after awakening to my Persona, I would be glad to sit with you.
OOC: Sorry to hear about that Labrys.
OOC: yeah Jesus, sorry to hear that @-Labrys-.
OOC: Shit...

Yeah... everyone keeps talking about the gluttony thing... it's getting annoying.
OOC: its alright. I just have to be incredibly vigilant that no one does anything rash...make sure they're all okay.

*scratches head*

I don't really understand the hole sins thing..I've missed the past few because of my existing duties.
We may be a bit uppity sometimes about it. I suppose you could say we're... gluttons for punishment.

Not like they're predictable or anything. They come when they're summoned, and attack when they want.
Basically gods of a sin appears and we beat the shit out of them. Everyone is talking about the next one. Hopefully Aigis and I can have our Honeymoon before then.
@-Labrys-
OOC: Sorry to hear about that, I hope things start to get better.
*crosses legs and swivels a bit*

Interesting. Why do they keep getting summoned? And @bluehairedemo I'm sure you'll be able to. Any ideas where though?
I thought about the beach where Aigis and I first met. Though I haven't talked about it with her yet.
Ooohhh. Thats such a nice view. I remember it well...
It's some collective unconsciousness mumbo-jumbo. When enough hearts are tainted by a sin it apparently manifests in a physical form.
Yeah. I just need to bring it up with her.
That sounds gravely serious, does the site have warriors to fight against these sins?
Have we ever considered taking the fight right to them then? Surely they're tied to the Mementos that the Phantom Thieves mentioned.
@-OwO- indeed. I am part of the force to combat these "sins".
OOC: completely unrelated, what do you think would happen when I get my persona, seeing as I already have a stand...?
Well we have P.H.A.N.S. and the Thot Patrol. And really, anybody on hand seems to join in when these Sins show up.

As for taking the fight to them.... um.... no.
@Shiza I never knew that. No wonder your sense of justice is so strong.
OOC: Well then you'll have both.
@Migrant Can anyone join these organisations? I feel like my Persona would be useful in defeating this evil.
@-OwO- pretty sure I can get you into PHANS, as I'm already a member... you'll have to talk to Ari3s though...
Meow
*serious cut in*

I'd be interested in taking the fight to them. What might the process be you think?
Hmm... For lust there was thots everywhere. For Vanity everyone was talking about it.
hey guys, do you know what my stand is?
Vanity also got us all to become vain by solving puzzles.

But yeah.... someone did suggest taking the fight to the Sins. But that was by stealing our collective heart.
I agree with -Labrys-, we can't let these sins run rampant!
go on, guess what my stand is!
yeah...y'know...Jojo's bizarre adventure...?
Never heard of it.
Is your stand reach out to the truth?
My stand is being able to listen to the entire Yes discography without wondering how the fuck they make songs that last 30 minutes
@bluehairedemo how have you never heard of jjba? persona was inspired by it!
OOC: Oh no I have, but Yuki hasn't.
my stand is Under Pressure:

make things heavier by an exponential amount, at the cost of making its user (me) heavier by half the original amount.

OOC: since none of you watch Jojo, none of you would get the joke, but my username, Shiza, is named after Caeser, a character killed by a massive rock falling on him. so now you know...
OOC: I caught the Caeser reference because of Salad. :P But no, I've not seen Jojo.
OOC: I have seen Jojo. And Joseph is the true jojo.
OOC: Read the mango you plebs
OOC: I would if I could find it all...
OOC: Sorry, I ate the Mango instead. I was hungry, Gluttony and all.
Gluttony!
@bluehairedemo
OOC: yeah, it's hard to find them all, I was just mocking the manga elitists.
OOC: still though, you have no idea how long it took me to come up with that song name. (David Bowie btw)
OOC: They like reading mangos a bit too much.

Calm down Mona.
Mona, no, it's not here yet. Calm down.
*cleans glasses behind the counter*

We are open and taking orders.
The sins were within us the whole time.
Thats a let in. No persona truly exists without sin. Just, some of us can control it. Isnt that kindda what a persona is? The Id, but controlled?
Well... that happened.
*brushes fingers through hair and sighs*

Day isn't slow anymore all of the sudden..
The real sins were the friends we made along the way
Things never want to go well. It's almost like asking for a peaceful say is impossible.
What the heck was all of that?
I mean technically Metis isn't supposed to exist... Ugh my head hurts.
Whatever, we're safe now.
@bluehairedemo Agreed. It makes me kindda say actually...
Hello there! Is this a place with no fighting?
*Enters the cafe*

*Sits down*

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Hello @-Labrys-.
GAH! Oh wait, it's the nice one.
Yup, no fighting allowed.
That's good! I'm so tired of fighting...
@bluehairedemo, @RobowaifuAigis
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Oh, it's you two.


Umm..can I ask you two...


Have you done "it" yet? *Blushes*
Yes. If there is fighti--..Unit #024??? Sister..???

*holds chest clearly panicked*

But I...!
@IamThou
... What do you mean by "it"?
L-Labrys?!

Is it really you?

My sister...
@bluehairedemo
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...You know..."it"


The thing a couple does sometimes...especially when they just get married...
@-Labrys-
Are you OK sis?
@Iamthou
:^)
*A cat enters the cafe*
Do nyou serve any truth here?
Nya?
... *He blushes* I-I don't have to tell you.
*rushes and embraces @RobowaifuUnit024*

Sister..!
@RobowaifuAigis
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*Gasp* You already have?!


@Bluehairedemo

...Was it cold?
There sure are a lot of robyots here...
Nya!
I DON'T NEED TO TELL YOU!!!
Sister...so you escaped that horrible facility.

*smiles*

I knew you could do it.
@bluehairedemo
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*Giggle* Okay, Yuki-san. I was just curious...

*Smiles*