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The Beach.
Yep, we're here... finally.

OOC: I was debating whether to make this a topic or not.
Oh shit son! Been a while! Time to get changed.

*proceeds to find the nearest change room*
And... someone decided to tag along. I'm not surprised.
*sighs*
Finally, I was fixing to go off on someone.
OOC: This is fine.
I'm wearing a one piece because fuck all of you.
An obligatory beach episode?! We truly have become successful
*exits the change room*

I'm back!
Finally, time to wear my 80's inspired swim trunks.
@RobowaifuAigis
I'm glad you didn't. I'm gonna go change, ok?
@bluehairedemo You said you were going to the beach. Like hell I'd let the chance slip by.
@bluehairedemo
Ok, go right ahead.
I'll just stay in my normal clothes. I'm afraid if I put on a bikini Metis might kill someone for looking at me.
The beach episode is here
*Yuki returns with blue swim trunks on* Thanks for telling everyone...
Hey you said it.
*whistles*
Nice trunks.
Well at least everyone can cool off from all the excitement.
Um, Thanks?
Yeah, with the message and all, I think we all need a moment to relax. Maybe it'll lower the accumulated sin?
@Hibiki
Probably
Well I ain't gonna waste away on sand.

*runs towards the water and flops ever so gracefully into it*

Whew! Its nice!
This could easily turn into a resurgence of lust, but sure.
I think we don't have to worry about Lust again, I think we conquered our inner Lust when we took down ... Y'know what, not even gonna mention their name.
Beach episode yeeeey
sHE WHO SHALL NOT BE NAMED.

Yeah, good idea.
well since lust likely isn't the nearest problem that would be acceptable, now I think I'll simply observe
*sets up beach chair under an umbrella*
Yep. No lust here.

*floating calmly intensifies*
who wants to reenact the birth of venus?
But if it does happen, we just kick their ass again.
OOC: No lust here!? *insert Kanji*
you know, Pride is one of the sins up for grabs, might want to keep your confidence to yourself
I mean She was banished into non-existence so we should be safe.
Let's just relax everyone. We've been through a lot of shit recently.
@-TheAkiraKurusu- I thought you'd never ask
*Sits by the water in a black onepiece*

I wish Labrys were here... But the water is pretty...

...Maybe I can kill an eel...
y o i f I c a n c r a m t h i s a s s i n t o a o n e p i e c e t h e n y a ' l l c a n r e l a x .
True
Moumantai.
Kill an eel and I can try cooking it. So go for it Sayaka.
The beach....perfect for my next artwork

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@CrowNotGoroAkechi

Nice
Beautiful
@CrowNotGoroAkechi you know, I could actually see something like that in a museum, some statement about how our distorted sense of reality keeps us from enjoying the simple pleasures.
@RobowaifuAigis
Well what do you want to do?
Whelp, time to take a nap, wake me up if something important happens.
*has a dead eel after ???*

Lunch is here.

@CrowNotGoroAkechi
It looks like a Nintendo Power ad I saw once...
Im going to burn my skin because i have no soul
@bluehairedemo
A walk on the beach would be nice.
*procures a barbeque from...don't ask*

Alright, let's cook this sea snake.
@RobowaifuAigis
Yeah, lets do that.
I didn't agree to this......AND DON'T EXPECT ME TO CHANGE!

@CrowNotGoroAkechi let me fix something...

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Eel on the beach is ideal.

I like to believe they would do the same to us.
*finishes cooking the eel*
Sayaka, lunch is done.
@bluehairedemo
*grabs Yuki's hand*
Let's go.
Wait what was that last part?
Yea food
Right. We'll be right back! Save some eel for us!
*picks up some eel and starts to eat*
*grabs a piece of eel and eats it*

Meh. Not my best work.

*goes and sits at the water's edge*
This isn't bad. Personally I prefer raw or deep fried, though.

*goes to stare at the ocean under the beach umbrella*
@bluehairedemo
Do you think they'll actually save us some eel?
@RobowaifuAigis
Probably not. Besides, I brought food anyway.
*pulls out a fishing rod*

That eel was not enough. Let's see what's lurking in the water.
Good thinking!
*proceeds to piledrive sharks into the ocean*
@NotAJojoReference Hey, those things are endangered, stop messing with them
@RobowaifuAigis
Heh. Man... it's been so long since we've visited this place.
@Bgammax fiiiine
*fishing intensifies*
I hereby name @NotAJojoReference "Shark Lesnar".
@AdachiImouto I second this.

*fishing continues to intensify*
@bluehairedemo
Yeah, it has been awhile, it's still beautiful though.
*He nods* But, not as beautiful as you.
*blushes intensely*
Thank you!
*He smiles* Oh, isn't that the dock where we met?
It looks like it.
Heh, I still remember when Junpei tried talking to you.
OOC: this is too cute

*fishing reaches terminal intensity*
Ah yes, the infamous Babe hunt.
But it was entertaining to watch Junpei and Aki try.
I know
Aki was super confident and everything too.
He refused the admit defeat to anything.

OOC: Which reminds me of the movie version of babe hunt.
Well, I mean when you have most of the girls in school swooning over you, it's shocking to have someone completely deny/ignore you.

OOC:It's been awhile since I've watched the movies... I need to do that again.
True. Hm... high tides today.
Yeah, they are pretty high
I think it should be fine though.
Yeah. You want to head back?
That would be a good idea, we don't want to worry the others.
gonna get a nice tan under this sun.
OOC: When was there a blob?

Well, lets head back then.
OOC: Shadow Naoya summoned him yesterday.
OOC: He was summoned by Naoya's shadow, and is apparently a party animal.

Ok, let's return to the goofs.
*grabs Yuki's hand again*
Hey guys, sorry I'm late.
*pats blob on the back(?)*

This guy here is the single biggest party animal I've ever met.

*is still in trench coat and suit*
Man, I love the beach.
aren't you going to get hot with that many layers on under the sun?
OOC: I see...

Heh, yeah.
I never liked the beach, in part thanks to pale skin burning easily.
You're right, I should loosen up a bit.
*undoes tie*

http://imgur.com/2EhHzoI

Ah, perfect.
(I can't swim and my boobs are too small for a swimsuit)
OOC: That wasn't OOC I just didn't know how to say that without saying it.
*returns to the beach with a cooler of fish*

That...was pretty fun..I haven't fished in a while.

*prepares to cook the fish*
I smell fish... More food.

*flees from under umbrella*
Oh, I'll have one of those.
Let's get cooking.

Wish Satan was here, that guy is suprisingly good at cooking things on an open fire.
you guys have fun
*opens up my own cooler and begins eating a sandwich I brought along*
Didn't he set you on fire, Captain Hazama?
just cast agi on it. works for me.
You know
I'm surprised this trip didn't go wrong in any way, although I guess it makes up for Satan.
*finishes cooking the last of the fish*

Food! Have at 'er!
@RobowaifuAigis
never say things like that or "what could possibly go wrong", it just invites disaster
@RobowaifuAigis
Lets hope it stays that way.
Twice actually,but you gotta learn to take the good with the bad.

It's funny how two of my closest friends here are a sentient blob creature and Satan himself. I get around I guess.

Anyway, let's chow down.
nice.
*absorbs a fish into the blobby mass*
mmm. that was good.
@bluehairedemo
I swear if it doesn't I'm beating the crap out whatever comes up.
Did sombody say "something going wrong"?
Thanks to Lord Satan I have three new friends! I left them at home though... They might cause a scene.

...I wish Labrys were here though.

*noms fish*
Reminds me of what you did to that waitres-

Nevermind.
*bites a mouthful of fish*
Who want free magic wishes all I ask in return is all the darkness residing in your heart!
@RobowaifuAigis
I'll help you with that.
GET OUT OF HERE BUG
*sprays bug spray at the butterfly*

Fuck off, you pest. *with a completely genuine smile*
Mimi.... get in the net.
*goes and sits by the water*
@bluehairedemo
I'm glad you will.
But I just wanted to make evil shadow replicas of you wretched humans!
that happens later, for now just relax Persona
Mimi, I heard there were some rafflesia in the forest. Go get stuffed.
Get in the net Mimi.

Hey everyone, we're back.
I hope you two enjoyed your little walk, looked cute
Umm... What did I do to who?

@Persona
Mimi. I don't have pockets right now but you won't get a lilly later with that behavior
@Persona but i'm not a human. i'm foul blob.

can i get a blobsona?
Um...pixie...you okay bb?
@Persona
Save that for Amrita soda funded persona services
weird. did i just turn into a pixie for a sec. or was that just me.
i should probably lay off the rancid gravy for a while.
Sounds like a smart idea.
So this is the work of the Wild Card...
I mean, he is a slime...thing.

He can probably mold himself into all sorts of things.
Can he morph into a cat?
that is a very important question, I second it
What's going on?
Maybe?
I saw him ingest a whole table before, and the waitress to bo-
..
You heard nothing.
the blob was a pixie for a bit so now we want to know if it can be a cat. For science obviously
@hazama
Ok....
...You have to tell me more sometime.

@bluehairedemo
Slimes and waitresses.
.... Right.... well I'm going to get some food.
Same.
*grabs a fish and starts eating*
i mean. i could try morphing into a cat for a bit. gimmie a minute.
*he walks over to his cooler and opens it up* Ok, where is it?
Watcha looking for?
I had a box full of sushi. It was still good so I decided to take it with us.
Nyat should do it.

Oh nyo. I don't nyike this. Nyot at all.

I could kill for some fatty tunya.
Oh. Well now you're a Nekomata, I guess?

Welp, we may have some tuna lying around.
well you tried, something went wrong but points for effort
@bluehairedemo
Ooooooo
Nice.
Sushi, yum!
@Neko-tan
Cute... *Feeds fish*
*eats Yuki's stolen sushi while hiding behind a rock*
Found it. *He pulls out a large box full of sushi*
Did I here theres truth here?
Nya!
It looks delicious... But the last time we had sushi, everything went to hell pretty quick.
*melts back into a blob again*
ok. that's better. nyeve- i mean i'm never doing that again.
I go to sleep and it's a beach episode
wake up and theres a blob what the hell guys
Hm? I'm sure it'll be fine. There's a lot in there so... *he opens up the box* Everyone can have some.
Kitty found!

*nabs @Yu-Nyarukami and puts him on her shoulder* I feel better now.
@Hibiki
are you implying that blobs can't enjoy the beach? That's kinda racist you know
*picks up box and runs away*
Nya! I want al the truth! Nya!
Hi Hibiki-chan. This blob was a fairy and a cat.
*grabs a piece*
Fine, at least there's no asshole with a remote control this time.
Kitty escaped... *Dejected*
And... it stole the box....
Ugh
Freaking cat human things...
hey, cats are awesome.
and weird cat-human hybrid things are the next best
Fortunately, I have another. *He pulls out another box and opens it* Dig in.
YUKI SAVE THE DAY AGAIN
Well I wouldn't say I saved the day.
Nice job Bluey
*returns from the water with tuna*

Here Nekomata and Nyarukami, fresh truth / tuna.
Nya? Truth?
No more kitties... Only a blazing hellish sun and an ocean as blue as my heart... *Still dejected*
Gah, I'm glad they're gone.

I-I hate cats.
*sneeze*
Cheer up Sayaka. What's wrong?

And here.

*throws some tuna to Nyarukami*

Fresh truth.
Labrys isn't here and the kitty ran aw-

Wait! It's back! *pets @Yu-Nyarukami*
Nya? Pyets?
You like being petted while you eat yummy truth, nya nya?
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Hello fellow beachers.
Oh hey. The female version of me is here.
Good day, Shiomi-san. We have fish and cats.
*finishes eating*
Nice and full.
Purrrr.
... You are a lot of them.
I like to think of you as the male version of me.
Shit I can't believe that i'm late for the beach episode.



Did I miss anything interesting?
Okay guys I take it back. Feeling a tiny bit of lust. I'm....gonna take a walk...

Oh hey Mona, fish by the barbeque if you're hungry.

*walks down the dock*
FMF
Yall didn't tell me you were doing a beach episode? Hold on, I'll be back
Yes, i'd like some fish, please
*pets @Mona too* Would you like a fish, treasure?
I was promised a babe hunt.
I only ate two... Ok maybe four.
*rushes back from the dock*

Babe hunt?! So in.
*Takes off the maid costume*

Now i'm ready for the beach.

*Lays down a towel and sits on it*
*feeds Mona-chan a fish* Well that answers that question then.
"babe hunting?" I suppose you kids have fun making yourselves look like fools
Pffft says you.
I already am a Fool!
That really does say it all
There's three Fools here actually.
Yum, yum, fish!
@Bgammax C'mon! Ya know ya want to!
Experience has taught me that Fools are great at flirting.
Can I join in on the babe hunt?
Have fun with your... Project.

I'm sitting with Mona-chan and the kitty.
@Mishimans You can certainly try.
*sits*
@Mishimans Welcome aboard!
@imtherealklib
you'd have to drag me kicking and screaming to have me anywhere near such an activity
I'll try my best to hint the babes!
*hunt
Also, Mona-chan... Nothing on Pride yet?
Oh boy....
@Bgammax Pffft who needs ya!
It will be entertaining to watch them at least.
@Bgammax Well at least you aren't a spoil sport. And I've no intention of dragging you anywhere so no worries there!
AdachiImouto nope. I couldn't find anything
fair enough, I can't wait to see this train wreck in action
I'm sure babe hunting will be a fun team boding experience ...
@RobowaifuAigis You have robo eyes right?
Please assist in finding "babes"!
You're not taking my wife with you.
OOC: Cue trapsuke
*Somewhere in the distance on the beach*

Ah, the weather is perfect for a trip to the beach. I could have sworn I heard that some of the others would be here as well.. Well, no matter. I'll just enjoy having this section of the beach all to myself.

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@Kotone Shiomi
I saw some further down the beach while me and Yuki were walking, try there.
No taking required!
Just spotting.
Like a sniper!
@Mona
Hmm... I wonder if this is over our head... Oh well. I guess we just relax for now and enjoy the ocean.
So how do we go about looking for babes?

@Mishimans
how about

you dont
The only thing I got that could possibly help in this task is this device.

*Hold up a limited edition gaydar*
@RobowaifuAigis
Cheers!
*wanders off in the direction hinted at*
I think we follow the beach and go from there.
*follows Kotone*

Babe Hunt away!
Also according to my scan signatures.... You know what, I'll let you guys find out for yourselves, have fun!
And now for the failure.
@3xcal1bur

How about I do

I'm sure this will be a fun experience
time for the entertaining part Aigis mentioned earlier
*Follows Kotone and imtherealklib*
*Tanning on the beach, shades on, seemingly without a care to the world.*
@Mishimans
burn it
yknow what fuck it
im joining operation babe whatever fuck.
@3xcal1bur

Why???

My gaydar did nothing wrong
Hm? Hey, isn't that Mitsuru?
Shhhh
Do spoil it
I wanna see the execution.
*returns*
Welp.
@bluehairedemo
i don't know, you're the one who has 20/20 vision

(i have glasses irl so my vision is shit)
How did it go?
I hope you mean the execution of their attempt to get chicks and not their executions
Babe spotted!

*walks over to Mitsuru*

Excuse me ma'am, do you have a sunburn or are you always this hot?
*Spots Mitsuru*

@Kotone

Permission to approach the possible target?
Not my type.
So yall go for it.
OOC: This will end in blood and or tears
This gonna be good
@Kotone Shiomi

I'll try after imtherealkalib is done.
OOC: hopefully both
*Lowers shades slightly.*

Oh, did you need something from me? Because if that's your excuse of a pickup line we may have a problem.

*Puts shades back into position*
@imtherealklib
do you
have a fucking death wish
Need to plan my approach and all.
Ooc: totally prepared for that
actually she reacted a lot less intensely than i would've expected
@Mishimans
maybe you should approach someone who isn't as murderous as Mitsuru
Well I was going to invite you over to a barbeque, but I couldn't because I got distracted by those eyes of yours.
*arrives, for some reason with things for cooking and coffee making in the car trunk* I heard you guys were heading here so....I decided to bring some refreshments
*Approaches Mitsuru*

Umm hi ...

*Quickly shouts out*

I just wanted to let you know that your look more radiant than the sun today!

@RobowaifuAigis *whispering* you do realise i know her too right?
@Boss
You're just in time for the good part.
@Mishimans


shit pick up line lmao
@Boss
you're just in time for the disaster
@Boss
stay outside the blast radius
wait, blast radius? She's not gonna kill him. Right?
Hey Boss. You got here just in time.
@Bgammax
...
lets hope
A barbeque? And I assume you'd be doing the cooking? You don't look much like the chef type...
*Lowers shades once again*
Or my type for that matter. I'll humor you and give you another chance to prove yourself otherwise...
@Kotone Shiomi
*whispers back*
Of course I know, I wasn't expecting you to hit on her.
Pfffft
Clever~
Oh no...he's not...is he?
Oh, and another male has appeared. While I thank you for the compliment, you're really trying to hard.
Yup
He is.
@Boss
they're babe hunting, and apparently he was directed to the.... most interesting target. nothing major's happened yet though
FMF
I have returned, and can someone put the hawaii theme for more atmosphere?
OOC: Mitsuru is savage af!!!!
jesus christ those two are failing so miserably it would be sad if it wasn't so funny.
@Bgammax
Ill prepare the Apocalypse coffee
Well you know what they say, you can't judge a book by its cover. And I can appreciate that I might not be your type, but hey, the quickest way to the heart is through the stomach. I assure you that I wouldn't disappoint, Scout's honor!
*Looks visibly taken aback*

@Mitsuru

I actually meant every single word of that compliment.

It saddens me that you consider my attempts at honesty to be fake.


@imtherealklib
"SCOUTS HONOR"
JESUS FUCK ASDOUFHROEOU
Huh.
Well as fun as this may turn out to be, I kinda wanna try stuff for myself.
*wanders off in search of adventure*
SCOUTS HONOR???????
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Oh Jesus....who put him up to this?
Hello Boss! a drink for Mona-chan and I?

And yes... He is...