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couldn't agree with you more there
*opens the door labeled Hell*
We woke up in a white room, that's all.
Stay alert. This is obviously an Psychological game.
*Equips Sword*
(Since he opened the door, I guess update?)
*Prepares stun gun*
>summon persona.
*Readies fists*
She prepares her axe, and her rocket launcher.
Update time !
//what is the order in which we take turns? is it by our agility stat? what even are out agility stats???
You open the door and see this
http://i.4cdn.org/v/1494092593008.png?__cf_waf_tk__=0629750022FTdGyJ277wlOadYmvFt6pcKc8Y

he's about to shoot. you have twenty seconds to not be sinful shelled into oblivion.
(I guess Liam decides.)
I dodge.
OOC: I made myself a fair Skill list. Just to not abuse the game.
Also helps remembering
(And attempt to close the door)
Cover
*Warps Back into room*

NopeNopeNopeNopeNopeNopeNope
>do we have any attack mirrors? i would use that.
>otherwise, roll for evasion.
Noir dodges.
I dictate speed based on who I feel you are and who your charas are
OOC: thing is, I am myself
I suppose this is a good time to try showing off
confuse them Wisp
*casts pulinpa*
update.
@Liam
alright then. can you give us a general order for attacks then?
As everyone starts freaking out, Shido, as present should, stays calm and closes the door like a hero ! Long seconds pass without a sound as you await the gun to shoot.....

But nothing happens.

what do you do ?
OOC: Speed is my highest stat so I'm probably one of the faster characters.
>regroup
//does anyone here have any scanning capabilities?
*I back away from the door* Well, lets not go there.
@excal just say whatever you whant to do. I generally write based on who wrote the fastest xD
*Get up, pretend nothing happened*
uh... What about the other door?
Noir pants, panicked.
" W-Wh...T-That...T-That was..."
Well, *Opens the other door, SLOWLY AND CAREFULLY*
also, don't forget this is a test. nothing here is real. it's only happening between mind and matter. dream and reality. Hentai and not-quite-hentai-but-ever-so-arousing-mangas.
(Good to know @Liam)
@-Shido-
be prepared for any enemies.
>summon persona, equip weapon.
@Hillock accepts the comment, @Liam
I'm ready for ALMOST anything. I'd say I'm good for now.
*peeks around corner*
Upudeto !
Her eyes narrows, following.
Shido slowly opens the door. The angst is palpable and everyone is on their nerves.... Reaper tries to take a look... He drops unconscious instantly. what do the others do ?
Close the door
Noir gasps, jumping backward; wielding her axe.
(Wait is reaper or me unconscious?)
>retreat
>and/or summon persona to fight?
well at least that was fast
*drags Reaper out of the doorway*
want to take the room where something wants to kill us as opposed to the one where we fall unconscious?
OOC: I am
Ok... Shit.



Wait, I have this:
Reaper is unconscious. Shido, you're still standing next to the door but you can't quite see what is inside
*Shows Flash grenade*
I'm going to close my eyes and walk in. And if I FEEL ANYTHING I will attack it.
@Wolf_
throw the grenade in, if it follows the source we can fight it in an area thats more advantageous for us.
We can throw it inside one room.
Then, while the enemy is dozed, take the first hit!
" I-If anything happens... I'll be helping you! "
Sure that's good. Keeping my eyes closed will stop the flashbang from affecting me too.
so you open, throw flashbang and rush in is that right?
Wait for it to go off (with eyes closed) and THEN rush in.
Wait, We need to decide which door we chose
@Wolf_
the one that doesn't hold the sin shells?
I'm guessing we are not gonna be able to fight Satanel very well, so this is better?
... @3xcal1bur...
that's legit.
Everybody ok?
ok? we gud ? if so, UPDAAAAAATE
I'm good with this.
*ACT**Throws Flash grenade, Then waits to fade and ambushes the enemy*
Shido slams the door open, probably to impress who or whatever lies inside. Immediately after, wolf hurls a flashbang as Shido and the whole gang rush in eyes closed.

Little did they know... the flashbang was a dud and did not explode, only to land softly on a bed of grass.

Not hearing a thing, you all open your eyes and fall unconscious. On your retina is now printed the sight of a majestif effin' Jokah pelvic-thrusting Goro Pankakechi with all his might.


---------GAME OVER--------------
Nice.
also morgana was enjoying the ride on Jokah's head like he was one of those little automated planes for kids at the supermarker
Shit. Better check my granades next time
*Wakes up*

Well that was... Embarrassing to say the least.
I can understand a sight like that killing us, that much is certain
what the fuck
Click to load youtube video
sooooo...
HOLD IT!
The sinful shell was never shoot!
We should check if our equipment is tampered with beforehand next time.
8D how was it ? The test I mean of course :3
She nodded, sighing and rubbing the back of her neck.
Can we reload from the last save point? and never open a fucking door again???
Did the Test go well?
it works well enough as a tutorial, but I'm ready for the real show
yep.
But we saved in the saferoom...
right?
Test was good, feels more organised.
@3xcal1bur the only normal reaction of the group xD
I assume Battles will go the same way then?
glad you liked it :3 and yeah you saferoomed.
@Liam great dude.
I... I´VE NEVER SEEN THIS COMIIIIIING
You should thank Mishiman as well :3 he's helping behind the scenes
but yeah now for the real deal.
UPDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATE
This time. With feeling.
Yay @Mishimans is here!!!
And he's giving us mental trauma...
You all wake up inside the palace. You feel all feel as though you just had a horrible nightmare... You're glad it was only that though, a nightmare and that it would never happen again... (foreshadowing ? 8D ) anyway, you take a look around and immediatly recognize the safe room. what do you do? (map incomming btw)
OOC: That was too fucking hilarious. Can't wait to see how the real stuff goes.
I'll check on the others and get ready to head out.
*A paranoid wave invades me, as I check every piece of equipment I have*
( fuck it, too lazy to literate )
* She looks around, getting up and stretching. *
... Are you all okay?
as soon as everyone's ready to head out lets get this show rolling.
*looks around*

Safe room? That means the enemies can't enter?
I'm fine, just had aVERY bad nightmare, that's all.
I had to take a nap someone wanna brief me what's happening so I can jump right in.
*Double checks*
here the distortion is weak, no shadows are likely to enter, so how can I not be fine?
Other than the horrible image still stuck in my head? Yea, I'm fine.
OOC: Shit, what did I miss?
We did a test run, that's all. It's started for reals now @Centunculus_fur
Did you guys ever find the enemy that one shot me? or is it still out there somewhere?
OOC: only a test of the new way it works, nothing to worry about
Ok... I´m ready.
*Waiting orders*
>back
>auto-heal
its still around Reaper, but now that I think of it, maybe we should go over codenames right quick.
*Opens the saferoom door if everyone is ready*
OOC: okai. I'm too lazy to get back into this so let me know when you're done
Ah true, Some of us do need to know the code names.
here's a quick rule copy pasta
unlike last time, I'll work with Updates. That way I don't have to keep up with all your crazy shit.

I'll give an initial situation, ask for all your actions, you all tell me what you do, then I recapitulate. that way we can actually make sense and not scream through each other. It also allows you guys to actually talk up a battle plan instead of all casting dyne spells and calling it a day.

do you UNDERSTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANDU???
Please. * She curtsied. * Call me Noir~!
Codename Reaper, Also I gots 3 Snuff souls, Someone want them?
@Liam
H A I
Call me Pres. (Rather blunt, I know.
I changed to this account so you don't get confused.
I am @Hillock, but here call me @Wolf
@shido hey there, miss' prez' ! oh wait wrong person -__-
I guess I'll be called 3cal?
(I'm not good with making code names)
*is now dressed in a sleek black suit with a white mask over the right side of my face*
and I, of course, use the codename Gamma, and now that introductions are over we can get this started
I'll just call you by whatever I can remember. I may be super smart, but I'm not some kind of omniscient being that can write destiny and make you puke your eyes out for the sole sake of testing a game mechanic
If everyone is ready, I'll open the door.
*Hands 3 Snuff Souls to Noir*

Take these, they're useless to me.
@-Shido-
im pretty sure everyone is ready.
Ready!

*Equips Sword and casts scent charm on everyone*
*Then Shido opens the door*
update
* She smiles innocently. * Thank you, Reaper!
>once we get out there will most likely be guards patrolling
>lets all roll for stealth stats?
Liam will most likely ask for those.
Shido does indeed open the door.
http://i.imgur.com/Ud5VxN4.png

you exit the safe room and find yourselves back in the main church hall. Ramen is still flowing in thicc walls preventing you from going anywhere that is not intended. there don't seem to be any more doors to open either. what do you do ?
>look up
>see if walls are destructible.
no. no mobs. shadow ramen god has budget restraints (as Mishimans must've demonstrated)
Search the room for hidden mechanisms
*Looks for potential threats before leaving room*
*Looks for any hidden doors or entrances)
well he thinks of himself as a god, maybe the alter is worth checking out?
*checks the alter to see if it can be moved, then looks for a switch on it*
Good call @Bgammax
@Bgammax got it
Upupupudate
Noir seemed slightly hesitant.
@Bgammax
>good move.
You all spread around the room looking for clues that could lead to the treasure ( holy shit, an RP team that does not immediatly riot and do random shit OAO how NOVEL!!!)

Most of your searches end in vain however. Thankfully, Gamma has the bright idea of checking his rameny appendage's holy statue. On the back, right underneath his butcheeks ( yes even gods have those) you find a switch with omnious red letters spelling
"DO NOT PRESS. SRSLY DON'T"
Let's press it.
>press that bitch.
Opposing a gods wishes is somewhat fulfilling in my eyes.
well we're all here to rebel against Ramengod anyways, right?
*shrugs and hits the button*
*Noir fidgets, blinking.*
... I... have an urge to press it, but... we shouldn't...
*Prepares for anything*
*Readies sword*

I don't like this.
It seems we have not other options Noir, we gotta do it.
(Will this reveal Ramengod weakness?)
(Inb4 we all die due to it)
Date me up
Honestly it looks like a trap to me...
>*summon persona*
but lets be logical. if it really is a button to summon reinforcements, why would the castle guards tell us to //not press it?
You all try to " press that bitch" at the same time.
you all end up pushing each others hand away.
What a bunch of kids -.-
>try again ?
Reverse psychology?
Reverse Psychology, that's why.
Well, let's be civil. I'll press it.
-lol
if you insist, Prez.
update
*Presses it and makes sure no one pushes his hand away*
*Noir seemed tense.*
>lmaooo
*Cautious Observing*
Prez pushes all his competitors away and presses the button. As a grand sense of accomplishment washes over him, the ground around the central nef starts to move.
It's a hidden passage ! do you penetrate the passage ?
(Paranoid intensifies)
>inspect first,then enter.
...Looks like we have to, uh?
yeah, this is where some dumb god would keep his valuables, isn't it? Come on then
*heads down the passage*
I'll back up the rear of the group.
Well, we have a path. Want to head in? (*checks to see if it is dark in the tunnel*
... Ah. Guess I was wrong...
* She skipped behind them. *
ghastly moans come from beneath.

"ab......n"
"Ab..a..n"

Hmm. This seems legit. *Prepares to enter, ready to fight*
*Prepares light saber*
You guys hear that?

*Listens very closely*
* Noir freezes, eyes widening. She gulps. *
... Should... we keep going?
>summon persona
Enunciate, shadow. enunciate.
Is the voice saying 'abandon?' Might be a warning,
Abandon all hope ye who enter here?
>also yes, lets keep going.
i highly doubt we'll see what we saw when we last opened a door.
i hope?
Seems fitting, no?
Abadon?
probably trying to get us to abandon hope or whatever, this place hates us remember? I doubt it would give us a real warning
* Her eyes narrow. *
I'll fire a warning shot. Stand back; This... could get... um. A little destructive.
update
>a warning shot shouldn't be destructive??
*Stands back*

Get'em Noir!
*Stands back and makes room for Noir* Go for it.
( Haru has rocket launchers. soooo. )
* Noir nods, shooting a single bullet with a loud bang. *
Autopilot please.
I need it
As you delve deeper, the voices get louder, more gravelly...

Noir, slightly panicked decides to fire a warning shot right ahead.

*BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM*
"HEY !!! What did you do that for !!!???" Two abbadons, one wearing a "get smoked" cap and antoher one wearing a ribbon slide out of the shaddows.


>Mishimans, take it over bro !
Oh boy, this seems like a comedy routine.
@shido I figured you kept expecting real hype fights so I kinda wanted to mess with your expectations :')
more likely its how he views some of his more trusted followers, not like it matters though, come on Wisp
*a small orb of white flame appears beside me*
MILADY!
* Noir does another graceful pose as she summons her persona. *
Mapsydyne!
*The abbadon wearing a ribbon gives the party a jovial look*

*While the abbadon wearing a get smoked capped looks at the party haughtily*

*The two speak in unison*

By the respected name of abbadon you intruders shall not pass.
Well, if we are gonna fight... *Tyrants glare, tarukaja*
>okay.
>brave blade attack.
alright, now we're talking Eigaon
*dark tendrils engulf the one with the get smoked cap*
(Violence is always the answer.)
Time to redeem myself.

*casts mazio*
( damn noir xD you keep rushing in with your Mapsiodyne. you're the perfect archetype of a great tabletop rpg player :') )
@-Shido-
>well this isn't exactly undertale.
>actually lets hope nothing is undertale ever again.
(Heh, your right)
*The brave blade attack directly hits the abbdons, but it is promptly absorbed*

*The abbadon with the cap is then hit with eigaon and it actually takes damage*

*The abbadon with the ribbon quickly shields the other abbadon*

Don't worry Abadon-Kun I will protect you!

*This abbadon casts arrow rain*
*After I buff, I ready Tyrants fury* (The almighty physical attack Shido uses)
Physical is out of the question then.

*Casts Mazio*
>leaving until around 3:15
* Noir shoots the two, wincing slightly from the Arrow Rain. *
Damn, these guys absorb physical attacks! Be careful, team.
*The arrow rain hits Shido, but to little effect.*
*takes the Arrow Rain*
finally, I was wondering when things would start fighting back, lets try Bufudyne
*the abaddon with a ribbon is quickly encased in ice, which then shatters*
Does anyone have healing skills, just in case things get bad?
If needs be, I can use the beast of human sacrifice to help/ heal us. (Since I believe it knows a heal)
I'm afraid my power's mostly good for attacking, closest I've got is a status move
I would say that I'm one of the tankier members of the group, so let me take most of the hits. I can endure it.
*The two abbadons are left damaged by the sudden onsalught and the abbadon with a ribbon ends up frozen*

*The addadon with the cap recovers first*

Don't worry abbadon-chan it is now my turn to protect you.

*Abbadon-chan only looks at abbadon-kun with shojo eyes*

*Abbadon-kun looks directly at akamoto*

agidyne!
*Shido attacks with Tyrants fury, which should go through the absorb, since almighty attacks can't be absorbed)
aww they're so cuuute ♥
K, I'm more Glass cannon/Fragile speedster, Physical DPS basically, you want these Takemedics?
Seems like you need it more than us.
we all know what almighty is -w-
Almighty is me 8D
you know, I've never actually done this before
Lose yourself in the glow, Pulinpa
*attempts to confuse the Abaddon with the cap*
*After Shido attacks he steps infront of the less tankier party members and shields them from further attacks.*
*Takes the hit*

Gah, That hurt, Payback!

*Casts Eiga at Hat Abb*
* A small smirk curls on her face as she casts another Mapsydyne. *
They're the full party heal types, don't want to waste it on myself.
Oh well, wait for all of us to be injured, then use one.
K, I'm a bit of an Item hoarder so just give me the order whenever.
(Update, I guess?)
give him time to write -w-
('Was just going him the go ahead)
OOC: He's probably thinking of something really dramatic related to one of the abaddons getting confused, or killed
*giving him
*Abbadon-kun is confused by pulinpa and gets hit by eiga leaving him stunned*

*Mapysydyne then hits both abbdons throwing abbadon-kun into a wall, but shattering that ice that surrounds abbadon-chan*

*Abbadon-chan begins to cry a little*

ONIIIII-CHHHAAAAAN

*The wail shakes the battlefield a bit*

*Abbadon-chan then glares at Astarte in particular*

Mudoon!
* Noir stares unwaveringly, eyes narrowing. *
( so does the attack instakill her or )
*blocks the curse attack for Noir, and it has no effect*
no one's getting hurt while I'm here
GM: also the wail Is so frightening it sends Gamma and Noir into a feared state
Watch out!

*Pushes Noir out of the way*

(I null curse BTW)
*Shido, who was standing in front of Astarte and the other members takes the hit, the attack connects, but he just endures, leaving him at VERY low HP*
(I like how we all jumped in the way of the curse.)
xD you guys are all so knightly
* Noir's eyes suddenly widen, and she begins shivering and sobbing uncontrollably. *
oh, uh, geez, maybe we should get out of here?
I..I mean.... I didn't expect something like this
*cowers in place*
though I deny Gamma and noir's actions. they are afraid .
*Uses Takemedic, healing everyone*

Hope this is the right time to use this!
( oh good . I didn't even need to mention it :3 you guys are great RPers seriously xD )
So who takes the curse hit? Me, or Akamoto?
Akamoto was faster
OOC: then I undo that takemedic, no point.
Good, that means that no one was hurt. *Proceeds to Tyrants glare once again, then casts evil touch on Abby-Chan)
OOC: Okai, not lazy anymore. Is now a bad time to pop in?
OOC: Isn't Mudoon an insta kill spell? or is it different in 5?
@shido
evil touch
>26 it passes.
(Currently fighting Abbadon Chan and Kun. I guess once the fight is done?)
OOC: Mudoon is instant-kill, but I believe null curse still blocks it
* Noir, meanwhile, is still petrified. *
it's instakill yes. but you null curse you said right ?
OOC: So if shido took that attack he'd be dead then, right?
I.... I dunno about you guys.... B..But I'm getting out of here
*runs up the stairs*
two updates left before Noir and Gamma GTFO infear
or he could run now
(I would have just endured, I have enduring soul)
OOC: Yup. Null curse, Resist Lightning, weak to bless.
works too. ( god you surprise me xD I love rping with you poeple)
* Noir's shivering, mumbling nonsense in her panicked state. *
*Shido attempts to grab Gamma and shake him out of it*
*runs into Yuki on my way back to the safe room*
Oh... Uh, W..What are you doing here?
@Astarte probably about her Fiancee :^)
OOC hey everyone I'm here to now. Just woke up In fact.

*Tatsuya appears out of nowhere wearing a red long coat and Phoenix mask* Aw man you guys started without me? Well whatever I'm here now.
Someone please tell me we have a way to cure ailments!
don't progress the plot like that -w- wait for gm
Slap them with a fan! That works somehow!
@Liam definitely about her fiance.
tatsuya and yuki are still in safe room.
*Tyrants glare hits both abbadons leaving them heavily injured*

*Black smoke begins to pore out of Abbadon-kun while he is still in the confused state*

*In his confusion Abbadon-kun ends up dropping coupons to Denny's*

*evil touch works on Abbadon-chan leaving her unable to attck*

*Yuki appears as well wearing a navy blue composer outfit and music note mask* They started without me too.
OOC: Well shit...
Nice, a coupon to Denny's!
@-Shido- I don't think our social link is far enough along to have that skill yet.
Dammit your right @Akamoto_Shinji
^^' I'll repost the rules in a sec
OOC dude telling players to wait never works. I'll sit this one out mind you. But sometimes ya gotta roll with the punches. Such is the way of non video games.
P-Please... l-leave me alone...
* Noir is a nervous wreck. *
allright ! rule writing time !

unlike last time, I'll work with Updates. That way I don't have to keep up with all your crazy shit.

I'll give an initial situation, ask for all your actions, you all tell me what you do, then I recapitulate. that way we can actually make sense and not scream through each other. It also allows you guys to actually talk up a battle plan instead of all casting dyne spells and calling it a day.

do you UNDERSTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANDU???