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Well, try to help Noir, I'll hold off Abby kin and chan! *Casts maziodine*
It worked fine before yo.
*Uses Orange caprisun on Noir*

I don't know what this stuff does but I gotta at least try!

OOC fair enough.
* She freezes momentarily; before calming down.
... And she gives an absolutely fucking terrifying death stare to the Abadons, her eyes practically devoid of mercy.*
NOT gm just a joke
*Akamoto throws an orrange caprisun on noir. The juice flops on her head before falling on the ground.
> I don't think that's how you juice dude
(Nice)
OOC: lol, don't know how to use items correctly appearently.
OOC: 10/10 IGN
Don't know why I thought she'd catch that... I feel dumb now..
(It still worked, so all swell that ends well)
(Did it?)
(it probably will, we're waiting on Mishimans first, just calm down)
* A wide smirk curls on her lips as she lifts her axe, repeatedly slamming it upon Abaddon-kun.
She wanted to make sure Abaddon-chan watched her lover die painfully. *
Metal.....Gear?
Holy fuck Noir xD I forget how much of a psycho you are
No, @NakedSnake, a weapon to SURPASS metal gear.
@NakedSnake Kept you waiting huh ?
I'm starting to feel like I know all the memes.... God... this sounds dangerous for my health...
*Facepalm*

Abbadon nulls phys Noir.
It's the message that counts. @Noir
"Meanwhile in the safe room" Hey Yuki how's it going? Got any cool new Personas?
Battle Update
*Abbadon-kun snaps out of his confusion only to be met with electricity and an axe*

*He lets out one final wail before being crushed completely underneath Astarte's rage*

*Filled with fear Abbadon-chan is unable to process the death of her partner and is still unable to attack*
Not really. Well actually I got Surt again.
Well, let's finish this team.
she just pukes rainbows. that's what all abbadons do when their lovers die
E-Eheheheh...~!
* She smirks widely, looking at Abaddon-chan. *
Gotcha, Ziodyne!
*bursts into the safe room, obviously shaken*
Tatsu.... Yuki.... W..What are you two d..doing here?
Woo more fire attacks. God knows we don't have enough of those.
OOC: Sorry I left abruptly, but I had to.
Also I am unable to act for now, this might change later.
I will inform later
Go for it Noir, I'll let you have this.
Securing the treasure route.
* Noir casts Psidyne upon Abaddon-chan, laughing. *
Oh yeah, I also got Odin.
*Shido casts tarukaja on Noir, since overkill is important.*
(RIP Abby Chan and Kun)
We came here to kick-ass and take names! What else man?

OOC Also did you read the raid of Metis palace Liam? If not I'll TLDR what matters but I got a new Persona in there. Hyperion the Greek titan light.
Is @Liam AFK?
Liam isn't doing the battle stuff, that's @Mishimans
*still visibly shaking*
I...I d..don't think that's a good idea... I mean... there were these demons and..... Noir, Reaper and Prez are still in there....
Just give him a bit.
*he sighs* Should I slap him?
Battle Update
Do it!!
*Abbadon-chan looks tearfully toward the group*

P-Please don't kill me ...

I just wanted to be happy with Abbadon-kun!

*Her pleas are brutally ignored as she is torn apart by psychic energy*

*All that is left of the two is the get smoked hat and the ribbon*

*Also for some reason there are more Denny's coupons???*

Good job team. (And with that I'll BRB, see you guys in like 5-10 mins)
Should we loot the hat and ribbon? they might have special effects.
You may fight over who gets to keep the get smoked hat and ribbon.







I call dibs on the coupons tho
Yay, I wasn't able to fight and I lost this great opportunit-
Now that I think about it:
What kind of attacks do we have?
I am strong against curse, can absorb electricity, but weak to ice.
Gamma did you get hit by fear?

OOC ok question are we doing​ defined Persona lists for the wildcards or just whatever they can summon in game?
ribbon grants immunity to Petrify, blind, and other FF status ailments that don't exist in this game

the hat grants you +1 bullet after every all out attack
but you never do all out attacks so... 8D enjoy
I want the hat, Stun guns don't really have too much ammo.
Also can we come in now that the fight is over?
hit by.... I mean... There was screaming... and.. and.. I..I knew I just needed to get out of there... In... in fact I'm starting to think being in this palace at all is a bad idea.
I have lowest tier agi skill, the rest are Zio and Eiga Skills.

Resist zio, Null curse, weak to light,

Weapons are: Sword (Fast but medium damage) Scythe(Slower but more damage) And an antimaterial rifle (10 rounds)
OOC: I'd prefer to have a list

So far it's

Messiah Picaro
Surt
Black Frost
and Odin

I eventually wanna get Thanatos Picaro in there.
METAL.. GEAR?
*Tatsuya slaps Gamma with a fan* There you feeling better now?
Oh, yeah, the light saber thing and a stun gun.
Might add the night goggles maybe
OOC ok gimme some time to get a list for Tatsu.
yeah makoto and tatsu should come. they're waiting for you.
Hey Guys, can we stay here for a sec? I think I hear voices in the direction Gamma went.
*finally stops shaking*
Hey!! What was that for? Wait.... Crap we gotta go!!! I left Noire and the others in a fight, come on
*exits the safe room and heads for the secret altar passage*
Sure, but don't stay to much. Reinforcements might come.
Also, sorry for smacking you in the face with juice Noir... I kinda panicked.
That was easy. *He exits the safe room*
And I'm back. Good to see you team.
Sup @-Shido-
Ah, don't worry~! Thank you, anyways.
Well, since gamma fled, let's go get him. Don't what him to get attacked.
@Akamoto_Shinji wait that's cannon now ? xD glorious !
@Noir, At least you smell like oranges now though! Not that anyone can smell anything right now.
OOC: I'm willing to change these other Hyperion and Apollo if you guys think it's to OP.
Apollo
Hyperion
Lucifer
Satan
Micheal
Lakshmi
Dagda
Sarasvati
Also my weapon is Excalibur 120 attack +6 strength/Agility.
other than*
OOC: Throwing capri sun is now a thing apparently.
Looks legit
:') I made a meme. let's keep it alive peeps !
OOC: it's a good way to cure status elements, the sudden death shock of orange snaps them back to their senses.
OOC: 11/10 IGN
*Tatsuya walks into the room alongside Yuki* Hey everyone how's it going?
Also legit
(Didn't mean to say death shock, but it fits)
also, you're in a curvy corridor
http://i.imgur.com/MjnSKxZ.png
Hi @tatsuya and @bluehairedemo
Everything is going fine, just don't mind the abbadon corpses over there. *He points to a pile of bloody mush*
*runs back to the group*
I swear, if news about that gets out, I'm killing someone
So how close are we to the treasure now?Also who's leading this little band at the moment.
Welcome back Gamma, good to see you in one piece.
Hey! Wild card users! Mind dropping a heal on me? Little uncomfortable with my hp situation right now.
I swear not to comment anything about what happened here
News about what Gamma? I can't recall anything odd happening.
I would say that I am leading? (Being the future leader of Japan and all)
Pres is the leader right now.
I feel really refreshed! * She giggles lightly. *
@Akamoto_Shinji I had mediarahan...
Sure. Salvation. *salvation description here*
I guess Prez here *gestures to Shido* is leading, at least he insisted on going first
Yeah sure thing man. *Lakshmi uses Mediarahan to heal everyone* We should be good for a while.
And it better stay that way Tatsu
So... what about continuing ?
So, since we have all joined up, should we head further in? The ramengod must be close now.
( if i stop responding, i had to go .)
I'm ready to go on if you guys are.
Ok I'm curious Shido why are you helping us? I mean we are the Neo Phantom Thieves and all with one member of the old ones here now. So I can't envision that getting any good will.
Right. So your codename is Prez? Well I'm Composer, and this is Phoenix.
Yeah I'm always ready to fight.
Internal debat at #gmOffice. please wait a sec
Let's just say that doing this... amuses me.Nothing more, nothing less. (For now at least)
*He points to his Phoenix mask* Yup Phoenix just in case you couldn't guess.

OOC: No problem Liam.
Wait, are we part of the neo Phantom thieves now? Or this is temporary?
Internal debate resolved. I'm TAKING OVER BITCHES !!!!
You're part of the team Wolf.
fight with the group and you're part of the group, even you Prez
Let us continue onward.
OOC: There was an internal error here or it was just me?
Thank you Gamma.
Even me? Even though I don't have a persona?
UPDATE

to the new guys, keep in mind: all messages posted between the udate warning and the actual update will be ignored
*Tatsuya eyes Prez warily* Alright well as long as you're helping I'll be happy to work with you. And as for the NPT I mean Gamma already was but I consider you guys part of the team yeah. Unless you don't want to be.
OOC: those aren't particularly rare, you learn to ignore them
(Site did just die for a sec, but it's fine now)
I'll back up the rear again.
I didn't have one for most of my first mission, you'll be just fine Reaper
Yeah of course Akamoto! Kazuya is one of us and he doesn't have Persona either.
I will try to keep up with the vanguard for a while
After mercilessly slaughtering the Abbadon family ( may the ramengod bring peace to their souls) the team sets out again in search of the treasure.

They finally arrive in a large chamber whith a grandiose door. what do you do ?
Right right Reaper.. We need a better way to track those.
Wow I wonder what's behind that door. So do we open it normally or go in loud?
A DOOR?! AGAIN?!
alright, this is more my speed. But first can any of you see a weakness in the distortions?
*looks around for a safe room*
Nice looking door... *Shido approaches it* Should we open it?
Oh god that door looks ugly. Knowing Palaces there's probablt some trick to it.
Be carefull. This doors are...

deadly!
I know you like doors ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Not till we look for traps. *Tatsuya examines the door closely*
probably*
@Tatsuya ? Can you elaborate on what the we need to track?
NO!
I hate doors.
After what I saw...
*Shivers*
Code names are what I meant. It's hard to keep track of them all... Though frankly they aren't really needed. Cool but not needed.
Well, let's make sure it's safe and then enter the room.
Ah, Here then

Astarte-Noir
Bgammax-Gamma
Shinji-Reaper
Inari-Fox
Tatsuya-Pheonix
Liam-Translator
Bluehairedemo-Composer
Shido-Pres
Hillock-Wolf
3xcal1bur-3cal
update
OOC:I vhanged my account so my codename was easy to remember.
I will say it again: I am @Hillock
WHile Reaper puts everyone up to speed, Phoenix decides to completely ignore it all and search around the door, only to discover two verry interesting facts:

First of all, the door appears to be tightly locked.
second of all, there are odd engravings on said door
15-4-12-25-7
1-13-5-14-18
is what they say.
third of all, there's an effin' control panel that really breaks the "hidden grotto under the church theme we had goin' on here... DAMN YOU NOODLE GOD !!!
*shakes fist at ramengod
Oh, also congrats on breaking 1k posts for this dungeon !
So, is this a code? *Shido inspects the panel after looking at the numbers*
alright, lets take a closer look at the control panel, its probably related to opening this door.
Hmm... I'm no good with this stuff.
oooh, miss' prez' knows what's up :3 We can do this !
Has anyone seen my father?
no. get out. we don't like snakes here.
Aw man not a puzzle I hate puzzles. Wonder what the panel does? *Phoenix examines the panel to try and figure it out*
Update
*Inspects rest of the room for any other clues*

Probably none but better to do so than not.
''Twas here a good 30 mins ago @SolidSnake
Frankly I'm considering bashing the door down. What good are super strong brain demons if you never use em outside of a fight?
True, want me to get the beast of human sacrifice to help?
well Phoenix, if there are traps I'd reckon that would activate every single one of them... And probably more besides
That sounds dangerous Pres.
Phoenix starts fiddling with the panel and quickly understands that it's actually a keyboard. All the letters of the alphabet are there in azerty order. Seems it was a french keyboard given the accents and stuff. there's also space to write two words of five letters each
Didn't we already try breaking through a wall earlier? If I recall all we got were noodles all over Noir.
*Searches the internet looking for a guide*
Type each letter corosponding to its place in the alphabet?
alright, seems simple enough, those numbers refer to a letter of the alphabet, probably in alphabetic order
@Akamoto_Shinji you find a small halway. It doesn't seem really interesting. You're probably better off ignoring it.
I'll leave the puzzle to you guys, thinking is to much of a pain to bother.
Hmm... Maybe it's asking for a certain order of letters?
Yeah but if we stand far away and use Personas for it we'd be fine. Hell Lucifer resists everything so he can't get hurt much.

Also dammit why is it in french? And where the hell is Noir doesn't she speak french?
I agree Gamma. That must be it.
*Leans on wall in small hallway where I can still see the others*
Ooh that's a good idea Yuki! Anyone here able to read this stuff?
15-4-12-25-7
1-13-5-14-18
that makes it
O-D-L-Y-G
A-M-E-N-R
Yeah that makes no sense
So, anyone got the alphabet handy?
Godly Ramen?
Is it an anagram?
oh wait, just put the G and R up front and it fits perfectly
the keyboard is french. they have the same alphabet tho -w- just a couple of extra letters here'n there
Yup @Akamoto_Shinji
Hmm maybe it's also a scramble to? Like we've got to figure out what order they're really meant to be in.
*types in G-O-D-L-Y R-A-M-E-N*
godly ramen
UPDATE
*Shido types 'Godly Ramen' into the keyboard*
Nah, Its totally Oglyd Menra, *snickers*
How vain, this fool of a god thinks his ramen is good.
I Wrote everything on my chemistry book...
I have to study...
(Despair intensifies)
*Tatsuya types in Godly Ramen* That seems likely to me.
OOC: Knows nothing about french what so ever.
OOC: I wouldn't have guessed godly ramen...
A deep dark voice resonates from the walls.
"HMMMMMMMMM.... To think you would be able to pierce my extreme code ! you are well worthy of fighting me indeed !
the control panel indicates:

Open door?



>Yes ? No ?
Savesavesavesavesave
Let's open it. *Presses yes*
Well we've got no other choice. Everyone feel ready for a fight?
why do I feel like Prez is about to go for it?
*steps back from the control panel*
WE MUST SAVE!!!!
(Good call Gamma.)
What in the hell is a save? Like in a video game or something?
Wait, he's gonna fight us now?
This might be it. Get ready team.
(Chemistry intensifies)
*Readys sword*

pleasedontnullphys pleasedontnullphys pleasedontnullphys pleasedontnullphys
This is too soon. We haven't even sent out a card.
Update: I need toilet. BRB

> (actually preparing stuff. you'll love it)
That's true. Maybe he already knows that we are doing tho, so his treasure has already manifested?
Oh, yea, Calling cards are a thing aren't they?
*Tatsuya summons Hyperion and draws his sword, with a vicious grin on his face* Alright team it's fighting team!

OOC: Also Hyperion is weak to Ice though not water. And nulls light dark nuke and fire.
Eh, if needs be we can just punch him in the face with one. That will get the message across right?
... maybe...
I mean, we talked to him, we said that we would take his heart...
Nah, that can't be right.
No Yuki that actually could work. It's just the old PT's never wanted anyone to know who there were.
... Then shouldn't we do the same. I mean... to the public we might appear as criminals.
(Inb4 Ramengod is just a single pot noodle)
but in the nexus here its not like there's much to hide, no need to cover our actions as carefully
What public? Here in the Nexus the public doesn't even seem to exist. Hell I'm wondering if something like the damn conception happened.
And as for me, I'm not from this world, If things get to hairy because I'm on this team I can just Vamanos.
I remember seeing regular people though...
I think, therefore I exist here
They could be a palaces cognition, like mementos.
Does that mean we're in a palace that's... in a palace?
Hmm yeah they do seem pretty.. Scripted? Like I summoned Apollo in full view of a crowd to see what happens and nothing no one cared.
Palaceception.
DATE UP GUYS HERE IT COMES
Here we go.
*Gets ready*
Still, I think we should play it safe.
The door slowly slides open....

You are faced with....

http://i.imgur.com/rB57l4I.jpg
-_-.....
We have been bambooseled. Damn.
Climatic.
.... MOTHER F- [Technical Difficulties]
♥♥♥♥
oh, fantastic, just what I needed, some probably cursed noodles. WHERE'S THE TREASURE?
Let's not forget that even if your lives are on the line, I am and always will be a freaking shitposter and randomnesser ! It's my Job ! It's My DUTY !!!!!
Where is toad? I need to take out someone.
WELL PLAYED RAMENGOD! WELL PLAYED *Shido searches the room*
(Another castle intensifies)
*He checks inside the bowl*
*Tatsuya slams his sword right into a wall* I'LL FUCKING KILL YA RAMEN GOD! *He breathes in and out* Phew sorry bout that just that really pisses me off. *He begins searching the room for a way forward*
A dark voice rises. These are the Holy noodles of Ramenyness. These are a gift to the warriors who managed to get this far into my lair and even managed to crack the secet code of impossibleness. NOW COME !!!
(Inb4 RamenGod is the ramen in the bowl)
that's it, I'm breaking the bowl.
*swings my staff at the ramen bowl*
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Let's just finishish securing the route...
Oh, he is here. Good. *Readies for a fight*
Who knew the ramen god was also the god of pissing people off. Probably wanna check that bowl.
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Good Idea, Thanks to Mishi we know what that stuff does to you.
@Liam

Guess he's also the god of good music.
the ramen really will recover 10 hp. it'll boost defense but inflict all known status ailments.
Well if this room is a bust, how about that hallway that @Akamoto_Shinji found?
So... the ramen brainwashes you while you are infatuated with it?
Oh let me eat the ramen then I'm already sick anyway!
Lets just ignore it and press on.
Update
Well, Brainwash is a status ailment sooo... Yep.

Oh and, Did me finding that hallway Actually contribute some progress?
It might.
After being divinely trolled by his noodly appendage, you decide to take the actually not so grandiose right path. This one at least sticks to the "grotto underneath a church" air I tried building up before. You finally come face to face with two doors ( please don't hate me ♥) One presents the signs of weak cognition while the other one exudes an impressively strong aura. what do you do ?
Wait, lets pick up the ramen.
Maybe is useful later
Save at the safe room.
Weak distortion? Looks like a safe room to me
*opens up that door*
Safe room.
I'm gonna check out the weak cognition.
This smells like a S A F E R O O M
Alright I may not eat the ramen but I'm still taking it along with us I have a use for it...I think.
Alright everyone let's talk about things we don't need to know in the safe room.
*Update is happenning
>please wait
You decide to take the noodles. After all, it may prove usefull ( in fact I have a couple of ideas. One of which may or may not involve super hentai tentac... wait this isn't a fanfic section. my bad -w- )

You enter the Safe room and take a break.

Here, You may rest and discuss the state of your infiltration, Save the game, or go back to the entrance.
Let's have a rest and a talk, and then press on.
Alright, how's our progress?
well now that Composer and Phoenix are here I think they can watch the new guys, good luck with the rest of the infiltration
*leaves the palace*
See you Gamma.
We must be almost there now. That other door must be it.
( you guys will update the wiki with the godly troll right ? It needs to be on there ! )
(I'm pretty sure most of the stuff will go on the wiki @Liam)
Well, we don't really know if @Ramengod´s treasure is here.
We didn´t send the calling card, but we already said that we would steal it.
The next room is probably where the treasure is. We should go in there, but risks are he might be in there.
and yeah, the other door is the treasure. Just a bit more. But... don't drop your guard just yet. There are still things left unexplained
Seems Noir went home, Probably mad cuz of the juice thing.

*Cringes*
Yeah, I got a strong feeling from that door. Though I don't think the treasure has materialized yet.
Yeah I think we're almost done. And god I'm itching for some action so I hope he's not a chump.
We can't back down now, we gotta do it. We gotta beat this God.
I may be late to the party but I've got some things to keep us going and undetected hopefully. Also Ramen has a nice smell to it despite it being cursed.
Well, he could say we were just bluffing.
He sees himself as a god.
His cognition may be really powerful. We must prepare
tell me when you're good to go.
back!
Yeah, so saying that we'll take his treasure wouldn't mean much unless we send out a card.
Welcome back Noir, we all got pranked and we are almost to the treasure. (And I'm ready @Liam)
I have nothing to say ready to go when everyone else is.
@astarte you missed some high level trolling dude
Hey! She's just in time!
* Noir taps her lip. * So... Who writes it?
Well, I made the last one, so I'll make this one too.