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A and L's Bar and Grill
Please come in and relax.
These threads are always too successful
can i have another plastic knife of war for free im broke
Yes again.
Mao
Oh do you want to buy some oc my melon-pan for this place?
omg thx i won world war 3!! ur nice
Might as well relax *sits down on a chair*
So Aigis did you do anything fun this week?
And this place is..?
Heaven, Lightning
A bar and grill I assume.
@-LightningFarron-
It's a place for food and drink.
@MakotoYuki14
Not really.
I do not believe in Heaven. No such paradise could ever exist.
I see. I do not remember the last time I have eaten. What would you recommend miss barkeep?
I didn't do anything either cause I got sick
@-LightningFarron-
Our speciald today are Ribs or Pasta, either one is good.
*specials
I will try your ribs then. Is it possible to get it with some form of vegetable? A healthy balance is necessary to stay in form.
Healthy? I'm in top form and I just eat bread candy and meat. Maybe Personas help with that pesky diet thing?
@-LightningFarron-
Sure, we have plenty of veggies, I'll have that right up for you.
*With a swift action, he pops in right behind Aigis.
He flicks his hands quickly behind him, and pulls an object out, flinging it forth, in an aggressive manner.

With a soft thunk, he leaves a think envelope on the counter*

Compensation for the repeated flashes and any disturbance for screams.

*With that, he slinks black quickly, and vanishes into the shadows*

(OOC: Seriously spam cleanup is annoying lol. Please continue to ignore it)
Possibly. I do not have a persona after all. Only my own strength, mind, and magic. Thank you as well miss barkeep. I look forward to it.
Mao
@RobowaifuAigis my question still stands, would you like to buy some of my melon-pan for this shop?
@Mao
Oh sorry I didn't hear you
Sure!
What is "melon-pan"?
@Joker
Thank you for saving me again. *bows*
Aigis why are you an Angel now. That's not a bad pickup line she has Angel wings.
Mao
@RobowaifuAigis it's fine, I'm sure your customers will love it
Mao
@-LightningFarron- it's a type of bread with melon in it
Interesting...I have heard of similar products, though I have admittedly never tried them.
@-LightningFarron-
*puts a plate in front of you with ribs and veggies*
Here's your order!
@Tatsuya
I don't know... I woke up like this.
Mao
@RobowaifuAigis do you have any demon food here or is it all just meant for human consumption?
*nods*

Thank you miss. I shall enjoy this thoroughly, they look exquisite.
What do demons like you eat Mao? Most of ours just eat the flesh of their foes.
Don't demons just...you know, eat people, Mao?
Mao
I guess that is something we eat but, recently I have eaten smaller souls like snails or worms...
@Mao
I don't believe we do.. Sorry.
I'll to get some demon food on the menu though.
Mao
@RobowaifuAigis don't worry about it, I'm sure I'm the omly demon who'll come around, so do strain yourself for my benefit.
@Mao
I don't feel good leaving any customer unsatisfied, so it's no trouble at all.
Hmmm. This food is very high quality.
@-LightningFarron-
Thank you for the compliment!
You look "ecSTATIC" Sparks
I swear young man, you seek trouble and punishment.
*He laughs at his own joke* C'mon, I'm just joking, why so serious?
Mao
@RobowaifuAigis that's very kind of you, thanks
Well, its not Metis' but it'll do, Hey Farron,
Making a joke is a frivolous use of time. It is energy better spent elsewhere, is it not?
@Mao
Of course!
@-LightningFarron-, not perticularly, Jokes can ease tension and boost moral, preventing silly mistakes in hostile situations.
Exactly what Shinji said!
C'mon, try to tell a joke, Sparky!
I hope Yuki is OK...
I think she's giving us the silent treatment,
Yeah, that seems to be the case
Reeeaaaalll Mature Sparky.
I'm shocked, Sparky. I thought you were better than this.
You brought this on yourself Sparks,
She makes me look fun loving. And I spend half my time devising ways to kill stuff.
Hello! I don't suppose I can get more of that grilled chicken?
@Hibiki
Of course you can!
All right that's it -_- Can I get a water here!
*Yuki walks in* ...
Oh, hey guys, how did the heist go?
@bluehairedemo
Yuki.... YUKI!
Aigis! *He runs over to her and hugs her*
I don't think they'll be eating Ramen ever again.
-_- *warps behind counter, fill cup with water, warps behind Farron, Dumps cup on her head, warps back to seat*

Don't be rude.
yo !
@bluehairedemo
*starts crying into his shoulder*
god that guy was a pain !
It's ok Aigis... I'm back.
Now I guess all we can do is wait to see what happens. I wonder what happens when you change the heart of a sin itself...
@bluehairedemo
I... I was... So worried.
Well I'm sure the fight wasn't as tough as Lux.

OOC: Actually I'm not that hasn't happened. We're saying it has cause comic book time or something.
I'm sorry I worried you.
OOC: I'm just glossing over what Yu's team did because we're still not sure if that's even going to happen.
@Tatsuya Oh darn, I was hoping it would take place later so I could join.
Screw that coward, he got away again!
so, just so i get things right. I don't have to play ramen god tomorow right ?
It's fine
You're back safe, that's all that matters.
if any other threads need gming call me. I'll be happy to oblige :3
OOC: Yeah we may retcon again so Lux was right after ramen god. But I gotta go now I'll be late for work otherwise.
Yeah. So, I heard you adopted Lavenza while I was gone.
...Well, confused as always.
@bluehairedemo
Yes, she needs someone to look after her.... Being adorable kinda affected it too.
And now Sparkplugs all wet for being a jerk.
Heh. Well, looks like our family is getting bigger.
*she nods*
It has... By the way, did you even have to use HER?
Only once. I think when the shadow saw her it became scared.
*Warps in taking the Illusions place*
Well that could have gone better.
Curry Please!
T_T I can't believe he controlled me tho. i'm supposed to be a god
Well, she can be scary when she has to be... Which she usually does for shits and giggles anyway.
You a God, give a mortal a bit of knowledge and they get full of themselves.
@Hibiki @Akamoto_Shinji
*slides you both of your orders*
Yea, but you're just a butterfly...
Thank you
I'm not surprised.
@Akamoto_Shinji
You should no better than to judge someone by their looks.
*know
I am a god, thank you very much. I for one know that you're not just a stupid amrita seller. You're many people ! but, for the sake of not being a dick and acting like that damn philemon, I'll not say who you also are
true, kinda like puppy,
Is that bug always this annoying?
It's grating on my nerves.
@Shadowwaifuaigis let's smash him
Only 4 more and I already a bit of the next one...
Yeah, he is.
Yea that's sorta his shtick

@Persona, Hey, sell me a soda will ya,
*hands @Persona 200 yen*
OOC: No, better way to know how sleep deprived you are than to try actually forming sentences.
Well the sheer fact Vanity existed likely means there's no less than eight.
I am no mere seller of soda.
*The butterfly glows with a purple light*
Well
Then, if that's the case, I'm going back to sleep.
*dissappears back into Aigis*
yeah yeah. whatever. give us a drink butters'
*He catches @Persona with a butterfly net* Bad Mimi.
*throws a 500 yen coin

keep the change
Yea but you like to don't you? And if you don't where am I gonna get it?
Fine, Shadow, I shall recreate you with sin, so kill them all.
*The shadows voice becomes heavily distorted*
That's sad when even a shadow can't stand him....
@bluehairedemo
Oh, yeah...*slides you an envelope full of money*
Hm? *He opens it up* What's this about?
@Persona
Down boy... You don't want to wake her up again.
OOC: Not enough sleep to deal with this right now.
OOC: Get some sleep, you won't be needed for a while anyway it seems.
@bluehairedemo
Joker had to come and kick some idiot out and left that as compensation, I thought we could save it for the You-know-what.
OOC: Sleep weird butterfly.
OOC:Then shouldn't you go to sleep if you're that tired?
@RobowaifuAigis
That was nice of him.
Still... I... I'd like to see our daughter.
I think she's still at LeBlanc working.
... I think she doesn't need to work there anymore.
Right
We should tell then.
*tell her
Yeah. Anyway, I need to relax a bit.
Go right ahead
You deserve it.
*He polps down in one of the booths* ughhhh...
@bluehairedemo
You want anything?
Anything without alcohol...
Ok, no letting drunk Yuki out, got ya.
*he checks his phone* ... Just like last time...
*comes back with a plate of ribs and fries and sets it down in front of you*
Of course it is...
You don't know what I'm talking about do you?
Nope, but there's always something coming up wrong.
... True. What I mean is every time we steal a palace's treasure it's deleted from the Nav.
Huh
I guess since you got what you needed, it doesn't need to exist anymore.
Yeah... But Mementos is still on here...
Strange...
Eh, I'll think about it later.
Yeah
Don't worry about it right now
Just relax.
So, how was your day?
Well... I woke up with wings... So that's new.
... Is that some kind of overnight awakening?
I don't know...I mean I don't feel any different than normal.
Huh... narrator, explain. *i don't know*
*it will write itself out as a plot point*

OH SCREW YOU.
So basically it's a pointless detail?
Yeah
I guess I just have wings for no reason now.... It does make it easier to fly without using up power though.... So there's a plus.
If theirs ever a flying sin, I'll just punch them in face... Repeatedly.
*there's
Fatally.
You got the right idea!
And then have Athena skewer them just to make sure.
Cause I still haven't had a chance yet.
Heh, I'll be sure you get that chance.
Oh by the way, you know how I said being a main character is hard earlier?
I may have jinxed it.
What do you mean?
Well Labrys made a timeline of events, and it seems that you've become a key player in most of them... I have as well.
That's odd...
Yeah it is.... Probably means one of us is gonna die... Or once the Nexus vanishes, you will too.
... Don't say that...
... Trust me, I don't want that to be the truth..
I'm sure we'll be together after this is all over.
If we aren't, I'll find out what God I have to fight to get you back, and tear them apart until they give you back to me.
... Not sure how I should feel about that.
.... Yeah me neither... That was kinda Yukarish....
Where is @Boss? I need some LeBlanc action...
@Hillock
Sssh, you're ruining the moment!
I haven't seen her lately.
I'm surprised I haven't either... Weird.
I mean there's a Shinji here, but no Yukari.
What's she doing anyway?
She's an actress know... More specifically a Feather Ranger.
Oh she stooped that low huh?
Yeah, apparently it's the only job she could get on TV... Even then I hear rumors her costars don't really get along with her.
I'm not surprised. What about Aki?
He trains... Alot... And rants about protein, it kinda scares me.
Oh so same as usual... Is Ken still in school?
Yup... He's grown up alot actually...and Koro's gotten fatter.
Well I did see Koro-chan a few days ago. It's good he's keeping up with his studies.
Yeah
I'm still trying to figure out what made Mitsuru the way she became here... I mean she was going around wearing skin-tight stuff that didn't leave much to the imagination anyway.
It's a mystery...
It can stay that way too...
Man... everyone moved on with their lives ever since I died...
It was hard at first... And I mean hard, to the point where Yukari was willing to fuck timelines over to bring you back... But, we mostly expected that you would of wanted us to be happy.
*excepted
*fuck off autocorrect*
Wait what?
That was actually the weirdest part.
What weird is how all of your friends seem to hate me.

*walks in wearing different clothes to last time*
Um... who are you?
*brushes hand through hair*

Lightning. And you?
I'm Yuki.
*sigh*
Can I get some tea please.
@-LightningFarron-, I'm legitamatly sorry about how I acted earlier, I don't know what came over me,

*Bows*

I apologize for being a jerk
A pleasure.

*sits down*

Moss barkeep, could I order a steak please? As well as an over easy egg?
*raises eyebrow*

Your apology is accepted. Though kindly don't cross me again.
Oh! I don't hate you, I simply thought that by making dumb jokes and puns you would loosen up a bit! But...I apologize anyway! *he says with anvembarrassed smile, rubbing the back of his head*
... It might take her a while to get to that.
Yeah...I guess you're right, bluey
So, wanna tell us a little about yourself?
*walks in and looks around*

It appears that I have once again entered the wrong time line.

Does anyone know what year it is?
Hmm, You're new.
Time doesn't really exist here.
2017 I believe.
It's 2008 where I come from, but I haven't actually seen an indicator of the day since I got here...
is that the year you came from, Blue?
Yea, like I said, Time doesn't seem to really exist here.
Time must exist in this space or else I would have been unable to enter.
*sighs*
I really wanted that tea...
I died in 2010. I just assumed seven years went by.
You were probably dragged in by the nexus from Timespace.
It's strange how everyone is so mixed up on what year it is.

*Looks at shield*

Yet my device is still functioning.

Were you Time traveling before you came here?
Is this place Mitakihara city?
Nope. Shibuya.
Well, I was in 1992, and then ended up in 2022 due to some weird Diamond Realm shenanigans, and now Im here
Yes I have been traveling between time lines in order to protect Godoka.
Nope, Its a pocket of subspace that takes form depending on the minds of those inhabiting it.
No, this is Tokyo, Japan. I hope this makes sense but one guy came from the internet and another keeps talking about princesses and picnics, so I don't even know anymore.
Yea, You were dragged in mid time travel then.
Wait a pocket of subspace ...

*Eyes suddenly widen*

*Pulls out a gun*

Are you all witch familiars?

Damn I thought I solved this issue by resetting the world.
Time is a messy sphere.
I'm only half witch.
Calm it.
Put the gun down.
Why is it "A and L" by the way?
*looking completely unfazed*
I have no idea what you just said, or why you would reset the world you came from. And at this point I kinda think the answers would make me more confused
Uh, Technically yes, I am a witches familiar but these guys aren't and I doubt she's the kind of witch you're thinking of.
@Mako-chan Aigis, Labrys
*Points gun at Akamoto*

Which fallen magical girl are you serving and how many humans have you killed?

Put the gun down or I'll take it out of your hands.
@Bgammax

I had to reset my world in order to finally bring happiness to my beloved Godoka
Magical girls? Isn't that some kinda term for chicks who transform into overly-frilly clothing to fight the monster of the day?
@bluehairedemo

I am not putting down my gun until I am sure that this is not a witch based subspace.

Hmm, Fallen Magical girl? Nah, Like I said different type of witch, as for how many humans I've killed, about 5,687
Oh my god I love magical girls.
Shut up Akamoto!

Look, none of us are witches or familiars or whatever.
Meh, I heard of methods of making them that border on nightmare fuel in some Dimensions.
I dunno Yuki, Wisp here's kinda like a familiar

*an orb of white fire appears over my shoulder*

Though we've got a different term for 'em
@Bgammax

*blushes*

Well yes that's what magical girls are normally supposed to be ...

But, magical girls like me are actually warriors tasked with killing witches. Our duty as magical girls never ends until we eventually become witches ourselves.
What? She asked a question and I answered it.
The monster hunter becomes the monster huh?
BULLDOZER TIME!
I sure hope the Sins aren't like that....
Would hate to have to kill one of you guys.
... Well aren't all Personas like familiars then?
@Akamoto_Shinji

I see so am I to believe that you are a magical girl that has somehow managed to retain her sanity?

*Peers closely at him*

Although I have never really heard of any male magical girls ...
Don't listen to him.

What's your name anyway?
Indeed once we become too corrupted from the witches we kill we end up becoming witches ourselves. Although in my time line I managed to fix that little issue by destroying the entire system.

Your time line may be another story.
i wish my tea would appear...
My name formal name is Homura Akemi although in my own time line I am also known as Satan or Lucifer.

You may call me by any of my three names depending on what you see me as.
Wait, if you become a witch after killing several witches, how are there still witches around? Is there another way to become a witch that doesn't involve murdering witches? Otherwise they'd eventually die out.....
Oh God no not a fucking magical girl! Even I won't get in that mess.
Uhh, let me explain, In the Dimension I come from a witch is, simply put, A female whom dedicates herself to a lifetime of studying magic, My mother is such a thing, and I am her familiar. So no I am not a magical girl.

Try to understand, This isn't the Dimension you come from, the laws of reality you know don't exactly apply here.
@Tatsuya, you know whats going on?
Too much witch...

I'm Yuki. The guy over there is Akamoto, the pink haired guy is Gamma, and the robot asleep in the booth is my wife Aigis.
Oh yeah the girl over there is a female me.
It's Lavender.... The hair is Lavender......

Yeah that doesn't really help anything does it?
@Bgammax

That issue was easily solved through the creation of more magical girls then witches in my world.

While a single magical girl could kill many witches in her life time at the same time many more magical girl were being created.

A detestable creature known as kyubey made sure that this cycle continued.
Yeah for some reason.. Kinda weird but I've known this stuff for a while. A Witch if her kind is a magical girl overcome by grief. Not the emotion though the mystic force called grief. Frigging bunnycat.
Grief huh, A corrupting magic, I wonder if it's anything similar to Aqua's Darkness.
*Sighs*

Damn don't tell me that this is another dimension. While I was still human I sometimes ended up in vastly different dimensions that almost sucked.

There was this one dimension where I had a hundred pieces of my soul and another in which godoka was an idiot.
I hate traveling to different dimensions.
Actually it's a combonation of multiple dimensions... er, universes.
Yea, SubDimensions can get REALLY weird.
It's another dimension. Unless you know of a power called Persona.
I love traveling to different dimensions. It's always a surprise to see what you find.
Seeing as you are not witches or familiars then I would like to say that it is a pleasure meeting all of you.

*Puts the gun back into the shield*

Sorry for waving my gun around, but one can never be too careful when dealing with other dimensions and the like.
@Kotone Shiomi
What do you mean same?
That's fine, not the first time I've been held at gunpoint, won't be the last.
Any universe in which I can still use my abilities and talk is a good one.

@Tatsuya

I don't know anything about these things you call personas. Are they a form of magic or are they a product of kyubey-like creatures?
Honestly Homura, if you hang around here long enough you'll probably get desensitized, there are a LOT of dimensions going around.
Same here. Besides I can swap to a repel phys Persona before ya pull the trigger. Then it blows your head off.
Mao
Hey It's a fellow demon, good to meetcha'
@DemonicHomura
Well... they're this. *Messiah Picaro appears behind him*
*Smacks forehead*

I can't believe that I forgot to ask the most important question.

Does the entity known as Godoka exist in this world?
@bluehairedemo I wonder that too~
Both. Some gain them like magic. Others like me forge a contract with something. But they're not like yours and our power isn't a danger unless we make it one on purpose.
Now it's my turn to ask the questions, Where did you get a Time Targe and how much have you been using it?
Probably.
No clue.
I knew this thread would be successful
Nope not all. I know bunnycat but never heard of your friend.
If it's some kind of god probably, I've seen like 9 since coming here. Our God to Mortal ratio is surprisingly near 1:1
And no, She doesn't.
Although she may turn up. Everyone except my friends do at some point.
@Bgammax

Hopefully I get desensitized or I may just blow my own head off at this point.

@Tatsuya

I would just temporarily pause time preventing you from killing me.
Time isnt real here.
Heh time magic? Sorry but that shit don't work on me anymore. You aren't the first one with that trick I've met lady.
@Akamoto_Shinji

I got my time traveling abilities once I became a magical girl and at this point I have used them too many times to count.

*Looks downcast*

So none of you people know Godoka?
Also what she said. I'm not sure it's work on anyone in this place.
More like the concept of time as we know it, it does still exist, just in a different form.
*sighs*

@Kotone Shiomi ibwish NY food would appear sadly, I am unsure if it ever will.
Time is merely an illusion created by human beings.
@-LightningFarron-
Welcome to the Nexus.
I know a buncha gods.
Had a lot inside me.
Long story.
They all sorta fuse together in my mind.
*shrugs*