A and L's Bar and Grill - Phansite Archive

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Kazuya

Oh hey, Sparky's here

Tatsuya

Still doesn't work on me though. Lucifer can shrug off all kinds of shit.

Bgammax

Nope, never heard of Godoka before. Also I'll be calling you Homura since there's another Satan around and one of these wild cards love calling Lucifer out.

Akamoto_Shinji

That's not good, That Shield on your arm is Soul Magitek, It draws power directly from a persons soul to break the laws of time.

Very Dangerous, VERY Illegal, In ANY Dimension.

Bgammax

Wait..... Is Godoka your boyfriend?

DemonicHomura

Well if Godoka does not exist in this dimension then your dimension has just become worthless to me.

*Turns on shield*

*Begins to fade a bit*

Tatsuya

Shit it is? I knew that bunnycat was bad but wow that's new to me.

Akamoto_Shinji

Don't USE IT!

DemonicHomura

*Glares at Bgammax*

Godoka is my girlfriend!

-LightningFarron-

I've killed a few Gods.

OOC:Sl Sorry I keep popping back in and out. I am...kindda doing a lot right now.

Tatsuya

Girlfriend I assume. Most magical girls go for each other.

Yu-Narukami

Both of these wild cards love calling lucifer actually.

Akamoto_Shinji

Yea, he probably stole it, think selling nukes in japan. that's how bad it is

Bgammax

Oh...... Wow.......

I don't know why that's the most surprising thing I've heard today.

Akamoto_Shinji

Time is not something you mess with, it causes ALL KiNDS of bad juju.

DemonicHomura

@Akamoto_Shinji

Sorry, but I must leave this dimension in order to see Godoka again.

*The fading effect increases*

Akamoto_Shinji

Good luck, If you can even escape.

bluehairedemo

*Yuki is just sitting there and watching at this point* Shut up narrator.

Akamoto_Shinji

Don't blame me when your Dimension collapses in on itself.

DemonicHomura

*Fades completely*

...Something is wrong....

*A small explosion is heard*

...What is happening!?...

*Falls through the ceiling and hits the floor*

Tatsuya

Kid that's not a good idea. You trying to get us killed? Time and space ain't the same thing and using time magic to cross dimensions is dangerous.

Bgammax

I mean you're still able to go between places, maybe Homura can too?

Oh wait, since this place is connected to your world if it goes yours probably will too. Figured that might have a negative effect on that "Godoka" person.

Tatsuya

... What did I just say? I swear frigging magical girls no common sense.

DemonicHomura

*Looks around*

*notices that the surroundings are the same*

I was supposed to be in a different dimension already!

Akamoto_Shinji

Yup, that's about what I expected would happen.

Tatsuya

Gamma I've talked to that old vampire Zelretch enough to know she's lucky to be alive after using time effects this way.

Akamoto_Shinji

As Tatsuya said Time and Space are different.

Bgammax

You left for a bit Homura, I think you made it to a dimension connected to the Nexus and fell right back in.

Tatsuya

You an me both Akamoto. On a related note how does yours work if you don't mind sharing.

DemonicHomura

How is this even possible!?

I'm supposed to be the all powerful evil of my world after all.

*Looks at the now broken shield*

Well fuck...

Now how am I supposed to see my girlfriend again?

DemonicHomura

@Bgammax

Is it possible to destroy the nexus with military grade weaponry?

Tatsuya

I've been asking myself that for almost 20 years kid. So far I have no answer. But maybe Akamoto could he convinced to help you?

Bgammax

Well Homura, I dunno anything about getting back to your dimension, but I do know there are these really angry forces called the Sins trying to destroy the Nexus, and that that would probably destroy your world and Godoka with it, so you can still try to protect her while your gone I guess?

Tatsuya

Hahhah oh God I didn't know you're a comedian. No you'd need power beyond the greatest of God's.

Bgammax

Considering all the stuff LeBlanc has been through while still being perfectly fine, no, I don't think military grade weapinry would kill it. Though I don't know what counts as military grade to you.

DemonicHomura

@Tatsuya

You poor soul not being able to see your girlfriend for 20 years.

Why does this happen to me now though!

After living through the same events over and over just to save my girl friend. Now you telling me that I can;t even see her anymore.

What did I do to deserve this ...

Akamoto_Shinji

My Teleporting?

Lots of math, Set Dimensional Coordinates, Tear an incredibly small hole in space for the smallest amount I can then use magic to displace my body and soul through through the hole, and I come out the other side, Sorta like warping but if you screw it up and make the hole too big or open it for too long you risk making the Dimension compress on itself until it ceases to exist.

Tatsuya

At least she remembers you exist? At least I hope so cause if not holy shit you're me.

OOC: Anyways I gotta go now. Sadly work exists.

DemonicHomura

@Bgammax

I have already been fighting for a period longer then you can ever possibly live. If I am to get out of here I would rather find a more logical solution then simply fighting again.

Bgammax

Wait, you're telling me that you risk tearing this dimension and probably every one connected to it apart every time you teleport. And you do it frequently? Did I get that Shinji?

Akamoto_Shinji

What were you asking me again?

DemonicHomura

@Tatsuya

She does not remember I exist....

Her memories were erased after I took her place in the natural order.

Tatsuya

That sounds a lot like Kaleidoscope/Second true Magic Akamoto. I'll explain that later if you don't know.

Bgammax

@Homura
Well the idea is that you'd just help us keep this place together until we find a way back, but it's not like I need your help or anything. Just some idea. Probably best asking the dimensional expert here how to actually leave.

Miss_Kawakami

"Um.. is there a waiter here? I'm waiting for an order."

Akamoto_Shinji

Yup, Luckily the values used remain constant, so most people use Magitek to do it, computers are much better at repetition than people are, I do it manually though. Not a big fan of magitek myself.

DemonicHomura

@Bgammax

You know that you sound like a tsundere right?

Anyway I would rather try anything in my arsenal before actively fighting again.

Akamoto_Shinji

Can't say I've heard of it Tatsuya.

Akamoto_Shinji

Hey Sensei!

Bgammax

A Tsunde.......
*whispers to Tatsuya*
Are those strong?

DemonicHomura

@Akamoto_Shinji

Is it possible to escape this dimension through use of time travel. With my magical girl ability I can jump to an alternate timeline.

Bgammax

Oh, he left
*whispers to Shinji instead*
Are Tsunderes strong?

MakotoYuki14

354 posts damn

Akamoto_Shinji

@DemonicHomura, Technically Yes, but as you experienced the natural draw of the nexus is particularity strong, sort of like the gravity of a planet, you would need to overpower that pull or It'll just drag you back inside.

Gamma, No, Tsundere is a catch all term for someone who is sharp on the outside and soft on the inside, Personality wise.

Akamoto_Shinji

A Time Targe would break trying to escape from here though.

Bgammax

So she just called me weak?

*yelling at Homura*

I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW THAT I'M NO WEAKLING

DemonicHomura

Hmm ... so timetravel is a no go.

Then can I just reset this world in order to escape it?

DemonicHomura

@Bgammax

Wow someone is little touchy about being called week. In my original world tsunderes were the preferred character type for any male in my age group. You should be proud that you are appealing to high school boys.

Bgammax

...... I honestly don't understand half of what your saying. And I tend to punch things I don't understand. Except Shinji here, because he'd probably just dodge it anyways.

MakotoYuki14

This is intense

Akamoto_Shinji

I doubt it, Resetting wouldn't get you out, It'd just make you be the first one in. And even if you could, I'd stop you, we have no Idea what resetting a place with such a screwed concept of time would do.

Akamoto_Shinji

Bgammax, I said personality wise,
and there's nothing weak about being soft on the inside, gees.

DemonicHomura

@Bgammax

If you try to punch me I swear that I will freeze time on you. Then I will mess around with your poor frozen body.

@Akamoto

If I reset the world i'm sure that all you people would be fine ... maybe. Also that is a sacrifice I am willing to make just to be reunited with Godoka.

Yu-Narukami

Fixation is a dangerous thing.

Kotone Shiomi

*sigh* this tea is never coming

Akamoto_Shinji

The only way to get out using a Time Targe would be to reverse Time on yourself until you returned to the world you came from, but even ignoring the damage that would do to time itself, not to mention your own body, but you would likely be dragged right back here the moment you time traveled again.

Miss_Kawakami

"Hm? I guess they don't sell food here." She leaves confused.

Akamoto_Shinji

Kotone, what kind of tea do you want, I'll make it.

Bgammax

You don't think of a marshmallow as strong do ya Shinji? No, because they're soft. It's the same thing.

And you're not the only one who can freeze things, Wisp here happens to specialize in it

*forms a small chess piece out of ice*

Not just beautiful, but functional.

Akamoto_Shinji

I was gonna offer sensei too but it seems she just left.

Kotone Shiomi

nah im done
im starving...
*gets up and leaves*

Akamoto_Shinji

Gamma, trust me, don't harden yourself on the inside, it just causes you a lot of pain later on.

DemonicHomura

@Akamoto_Shinji

There is a reason why I am also known as the satan of my dimension. I can simply restart this world by taking the place of whatever god lies here.

@Bgammax

You have issue don't you? Also creating ice and freezing time are not similar in any form. One can only do cool party tricks while the other can literally erase people from existence.

Akamoto_Shinji

Good luck finding out which god created this place. We don't even know who that is yet.

Bgammax

I'll have you know that required me to freeze the water in the air to condense it into the form of this...... Little worthless guy and I spent hours on this trick. It's actually a LOT easier to fight things with it than make them.

Akamoto_Shinji

Also gamma, its less freezing time and more, making it run so slowly it seems frozen.

Akamoto_Shinji

Also Nice trick, that crap is hard to do.

DemonicHomura

I'll just search for the god of this place myself ...

You people seem dysfunctional at best and stupid at worst.

*Spreads wings and flies out of the bar*

Akamoto_Shinji

I think she's starting to understand this place.

Bgammax

..... OK, I know stupid, but is Dysfunctional a good thing?

Akamoto_Shinji

Dysfunctional, Means something that isn't functioning correctly.

Akamoto_Shinji

So no, its not.

DemonicHomura

*Flies back in looking frenzied*

What the hell is this place!?

Satan

I need to go over to the jukebox and kick out some satanic jams bros.

DemonicHomura

I searched and searched, but found no god of any kind.

Are you people even existing?

Yu-Narukami

This is a nexus all who come here are stuck here.

Akamoto_Shinji

What's got you in a tizzy?

Yu-Narukami

Technically there is a God who might be the source of this but no one's seen them recently.

Akamoto_Shinji

I told you, we don't know who runs this place if anyone does.

Satan

Puts some money in the jukebox and starts jamming out to some classic Metallica
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NOW BRING ME SOME BUFFALO WINGS!

Akamoto_Shinji

And as for existing, only the people you can interact with exist, the others are just there to fill space.

-Labrys-

*walks in with school bag and sighs*

Coming right up @Satan. Sorry. No one bothered to tell me Sis wasn't here until now...I'm sorry for the inconvience.

DemonicHomura

How are you people not freaking out right now!

You basically have no God or system running this world and yet it continues to function.

You do realize how impossible that should be right?

Akamoto_Shinji

Hey Lab, meet the new girls, Pink is Lightning Farron, The other is Homura Akemi.

Satan

Wings is one of the two food groups the other is souls.

Akamoto_Shinji

You get used to it eventually Akemi.

Yu-Narukami

Well, I've killed gods before so I mean, is it really that big a deal?

-Labrys-

*puts away bag under counter and puts on apron*

*serves up @Satan fresh spicy buffalo wings*

Here you are Mr Satan. Enjoy.

DemonicHomura

*Sits on the nearest seat looking dazed*

This world and everyone in it is an impossibility.

Yet I am here interacting with other beings...

Could this be a sign of corruption?

Akamoto_Shinji

In the Dimension she comes from, most likely.

Yu-Narukami

Hey, Labrys, busy day?

Akamoto_Shinji

Speaking of which, Can you explain more about this Grief?

Yu-Narukami

I don't know do you feel a yearning to grant humanities desires by killing everyone or turning them into monsters?

Satan

*smothers himself in chicken wings rubbing the sauce against his breasts.

DemonicHomura

@Akamoto_Shinji

I don;t know if I want to get used to this new method of existence.

@Yu-Narukami

Yes it is that big of a deal or at least in my world it was.

*Clenches hands*

In my original world I along with all of my friends suffered due to a system favoring the Kyubey race. To end this system my best friend Madoka wiped her own existence and became God. However, I refused to allow her to suffer for eternity so I took her role becoming the devil.

As you can see this is something major to me since most of my life has dedicated to putting up one new ruling power or another.

Yu-Narukami

I think were fine deciding our own fates.

Akamoto_Shinji

Ouch, that's harsh.

Bgammax

Wait, where'd Madoka come from?
You were talking about Godoka earlier.

Yu-Narukami

Well, it's true isn't it, would you be fine if your fate was in the hands of another.

DemonicHomura

@Akamoto_Shinji

grief is the despair of magical girls that eventually causes them to turn into witches. Humans naturally face grief, but magical girl feel it on a more spiritual level since their very being is now tied to the hope that lies within them. Once a magical girl accumulates too much grief she simply turns in a witch since she has basically given into despair. Any other negative feeling such as anger or sadness can also hasten the process of accumulating grief.

Satan

Spouting out random philosophy doesn't make you look smarter it makes you like a self pretentious idiot.

Akamoto_Shinji

Wait is this the same QB race that spans multiple dimensions trying to "fix" the non existent universal Entropy issue?

Yu-Narukami

Sounds like shadows.

Bgammax

Now that's what I'm talking about Yu, who needs a god telling you what to do, right?

Akamoto_Shinji

Wow, that's messed up on SO many levels.

Yu-Narukami

Satan didn't you rebel against God to decide your own fate?

DemonicHomura

@Bgammax

Madoka is basically Godoka back when she was a magical girl and human being. Both are equally my girlfriends.

Satan

@Yu-Narukami nah that was Lucifer I am mostly god's torturer for people he doesn't like.

Yu-Narukami

Well, I didn't just kill a god to have others tell me how to live.

Akamoto_Shinji

How'd she manage to do that?

Satan

@Yu-Narukami To be perfectly honest god is a total douche and I will be glad if you could take him off my back.

DemonicHomura

Madoka became a god by wishing to become an entity that could save magical girls from their fate.

I became the devil by overthrowing her.

Yu-Narukami

The god you're talking about isolates himself, so that'd be tricky.

Satan

Madoka isn't that great of an anime.

DemonicHomura

I see so the god you people know is terrible ...

My god happens to like kittens and has cute pink magical girl clothing.

Akamoto_Shinji

Wouldn't that require a MASSIVE amount of power to accomplish? Was this Madoka girl really that powerful?

Yu-Narukami

Interesting, do they have any desire to grant people's wishes by destroying humanity?

Akamoto_Shinji

Your Goddess sounds adorable by the way Akemi.

Satan

No she died like a billion times because one of the character tried to save her from her death and made her have super fate powers or whatever.

Mao

Hey I'm here to drop off the melon-pan I sold you guys, is anyone who works here around?

Akamoto_Shinji

Do you ask that every time someone mentions a god, Narukami?

Akamoto_Shinji

Lab should be somewhere.

Yu-Narukami

If you had my experience, you would too.

DemonicHomura

@Akamoto_Shinji

Originally she wasn't powerful enough to do that.

*Looks a bit embarrassed*

My constant time travel to save her bit is what made her into such a power.

Oopsie

@Yu-Narukami

The bitch Kyubey did.

Bgammax

I mean from what I've heard of Gods that's a pretty important question. The popular one from where I come from demanded blood sacrifices, but no one's actually seen him.

Yu-Narukami

Does this Kyubey need to be taught a lesson?

Delta-M

*Walks in, looking a bit disheveled*

I've been brooding for the past three days straight. I don't know how I'm okay right now, or where this is. I couldn't even read the sign... Someone please tell me I can get some food here.

DemonicHomura

@Yu-Narukami

Nope already took care of him. I killed like half of his race.

Worth it.

Yu-Narukami

I think so, but I don't know what happened to Labrys.

Akamoto_Shinji

Ah, see what I mean, that thing is dangerous. Honestly your world sounds like it suffers from endless loops of misery. Your Girl, and The witches in general.

Yu-Narukami

Not all of his race?

Akamoto_Shinji

So is that gem on your hand whats holding your soul?

DemonicHomura

@Akamoto_Shinji

In the words of fucking Kyubey.

Being magical girl is suffering.

@Yu-Narukami

I would have killed all of his race, but some of those cowardly rodents managed to escape into space.

Yu-Narukami

Guess, that can't be helped at a certain point normal shadows starting running away from me after all.

Akamoto_Shinji

That and, I'm pretty sure her dimension isn't the only one Plaqued by this things.

DemonicHomura

Yep my soul is in this gem.

*presents a hand which has an intricate gemstone on it*

Not like any of you will ever be able to destroy is anyway.

Bgammax

You know Homura, you sound like you could use some relaxation. I know of this island place that's great for chilling for a while. Might be worth checking out until we can find a way to get you back.

Yu-Narukami

Well, if I ever meet something that calls itself Kyubey, I'll be sure to introduce it to Izanagi.

Yu-Narukami

BGammax, are you sure that's a good idea with what they're doing there right now?

Akamoto_Shinji

Thought so, the kind of Emotional corruption you described requires the soul to be semi removed from the body.

Bgammax

*whispers to Yu*
It's a great idea, if I die for it I die a happy man.

Akamoto_Shinji

Oh god its operation babe hunt.

Yu-Narukami

...I'm saying anything...

Yu-Narukami

*not

Yu-Narukami

If only for the purpose of teaching them a lesson I won't get involved.

Delta-M

@Yu-Narukami
Labrys? Oh, one of the robot girls right? Don't think I've met her.

*Half stumbles to a chair and slumps into it*

Don't mind me, I'll likely fall asleep before the pain of hunger strikes me.

Yu-Narukami

Uh, Delta, you feeling okay. I'd imagine you've met Labrys in Leblanc at least once before.

Delta-M

@Yu-Narukami
I'm a pretty non-existent guy one could say. I actually haven't been to Leblanc yet, despite the rumors of god like curry and coffee waiting there.

*Head hits the table. Not hard, but still quite abruptly*

I was in the TV world for far too long questioning a lot of things. I've neglected things like food and don't know if the absence of pain is a good sign or not.

Yu-Narukami

What were you doing in the TV world?

Delta-M

I went to assist with a persona awakening, then lost control of my powers briefly. I wandered off to contemplate it since it didn't seem like I was needed, and just never thought to leave until recently...

Yu-Narukami

That sounds rough, hey you didn't happen to see a strange masked guy in the TV world, did you?

RobowaifuAigis

*sorry everyone, I kinda zonked out, haven't slept much lately*

Delta-M

A guy with a mask?

*At the word mask his head shoots up, and he places a hand on a temple in pain.*

No... can't say I have. But the word mask brought something to my mind but it's like a blurry photograph. Is someone lost in there?

Yu-Narukami

Not, lost per say, but it is important. Apparently theirs a strange masked Persona user that travels between the TV world and the metaverse. His Persona Nulls all magic and he's highly trained in close combat.

Delta-M

Sounds like you'd only know that because you fought him. Good thing I live for over the top displays of martial arts prowess.

*Removes his hand from his head, looking free from whatever pain had struck him.*

If I see him I'll be sure to punch him for you, and then a few more times for myself.

Yu-Narukami

Well, that would be helpful, I actually didn't fight him myself but Tatsuya seems to have a grudge against him now.

Delta-M

Is that so? Tatsuya's a good guy, so anyone he's fighting against is probably someone I shouldn't consider a friend. Thanks for the info... Hey, Yu. Mind if I ask you about something?

(@RobowaifuAigis, you still there?)

Yu-Narukami

What is it?

RobowaifuAigis

Yup, I'm here.

IamThou

@RobowaifuAigis
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Mother!

*Runs towards Aigis and hugs her*

RobowaifuAigis

Ah there you are!
*hugs her back*

Delta-M

Well... how much do you know about your wild card powers? I know you were granted them by a higher power and a few other things but... I'd like to know more if that's alright with you.

*Turns toward Aigis and practically falls to his knees begging.*

Please... give me some food. I'll pay you however much you want. I don't care what it is or even how it tastes. Just please help me combat the hunger before it fully strikes.

RobowaifuAigis

@Delta-M
I'll make it ASAP.

Yu-Narukami

My wild card powers, huh. Well, I remember that even before then I was summoned to the velvet room in my sleep. Supposedly when I awake to the power was when Izanami shook my hand. Ever since then I regularly return to the velvet room in my sleep even after I fulfilled my "contract".

Delta-M

@RobowaifuAigis
You're a saint, nay an angel sent from heaven. *Notices the wings? (They're out correct? If not ignore this part.)* Wait, are those wings on your back? Are you an actual angel sent to save me from this torture I inflicted upon myself?

@Yu-Narukami
So a goddess granted them to you... And how did the Velvet Room factor into them besides letting you make more personas?

Yu-Narukami

Well as I said Igor made me sign a "contract". I'm still not exactly sure what the contract was about but apparently, it had something to do with my fate.

Delta-M

@Yu-Narukami
Fate, huh? So it's just something that was meant to happen? I've heard that you've never had to face your shadow or awaken your rebellious spirit, unlike a lot of the other Persona users. How much of a role do you think that's had on your powers? You certainly don't seem to grow in strength like everyone else.

Yu-Narukami

Your right, I never faced my shadow, but I watched all my friends around me face theirs and grow stronger and I feel like through their support I had grown stronger, too.

Yu-Narukami

I already know what my greatest fear would have been, to be alone gain, I've already been alone once and I didn't want to do it again. But, nobody is ever truly alone.

IamThou

@RobowaifuAigis
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How has your day been, mother?

RobowaifuAigis

@Delta-M
*slides you a plate*
Here's you go.

RobowaifuAigis

@IamThou
It's been fine.

IamThou

@RobowaifuAigis
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I hope nobody's giving you trouble here, mother.
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If they are, I will string them up.
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-Akira_Kurusu-

It seems like business is booming

Delta-M

*Eats like the starved man he probably is, although not savagely. Planning on eating every piece of the meal possible without wasting anything. It's gone pretty quickly.*

Thank you so much Aigis. I feel like I can start living again.

@Yu-Narukami
The power of bonds... I see. Alright, then what does it feel like when you change personas? Do you feel any different, like a shift in emotions or something?

Yu-Narukami

Hmm, I guess it effects more how people see me. Not sure about other wild cards but my power has always been pretty easy to switch. I just wave my hand over my card and it switched to another.

Yu-Narukami

The only time I've felt a rapid shift in emotion is the first time I summoned Izanagi. But I guess that's what a persona awakening is supposed to feel like.

RobowaifuAigis

@IamThou
I don't know if you have seen your dad today or not, but he told to let you know that you no longer have to work at LeBlanc.

RobowaifuAigis

@-Akira_Kurusu-
*nods*
It has been since Boss disappeared.

Delta-M

I see... Thanks for answering my questions Yu. Let me know if you need anything and I'd be happy to try and help.
*Cleans his hands of food residue and offers Narukami a handshake*

Yu-Narukami

*Yu looks at Delta's hand for a second, remembering that day, he dismisses the thought*
Yeah, no problem.
*Yu takes Delta's hand and shakes it*

Delta-M

*Yu feels something akin to when he strengthened a bond with a friend from Inaba, though off for some reason. Yu's hand is released.*

Seems like I still have a ways to go myself when it comes to growing stronger. See you around.

*He leaves the restaurant, placing somewhere around $40 on the table where he ate before exiting.*

IamThou

@RobowaifuAigis
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Why? What happened?

RobowaifuAigis

@IamThou
Well, we have a lot of money, and I don't think he likes the idea of you working too hard.

Yu-Narukami

*Yu wonders what that feeling was, but he dismisses it as being tired and decides to relax*
I really have been through a lot today, haven't I?

IamThou

@RobowaifuAigis
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Oh that sounds nice but...I might get too spoiled a bit.

RobowaifuAigis

@IamThou
I understand that... But Yuki seems to like spoiling people.

IamThou

@RobowaifuAigis
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Really? Well if you need somebody to help you around here, I'm still available, mom.

IamThou

@RobowaifuAigis
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I live to serve.

-Akira_Kurusu-

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Child labor?

BigPoppaFrost

HEE HO HEE
I RETURN YET AGAIN TO TRY MORE OF YOUR DELECTABLE DISHES
THIS KING NEEDS SOME GOOD GRUB
GIVE ME THE BEST YOU GOT, HO-MESLICE

RobowaifuAigis

@BigPoppaFrost
Coming right up sir!

BigPoppaFrost

MOST EXCELLENT INDEED, HO HO
THROW A MARGARITA ON THE SIDE TOO
THIS KING WANTS TO UNWIND

RobowaifuAigis

@BigPoppaFrost
*slides you a plate*
Your order sir.

@IamThou
I wouldn't mind, but your dad might have a fit.

RobowaifuAigis

@BigPoppaFrost
*also puts a Margarita in front of you*
And your drink.

BigPoppaFrost

HMM
NOW WHAT MAY THIS BE
THIS KING NEEDS TO KNOW, HEE HO

RobowaifuAigis

@BigPoppaFrost
Ah yes I apologize, it's ribs and veggies... I've zoning out a little today.

-Akira_Kurusu-

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Do you want me to help you with convincing Yuki, Aigis?

RobowaifuAigis

@-Akira_Kurusu-
No, it's fine... He'll probably give in to Lavenza's adorableness.

BigPoppaFrost

EVEN THOUGH THE DISH WASNT SPECIAL
THIS KING IS RATHER PLEASED
PERHAPS I SHALL COME BACK ANOTHER TIME FOR MORE, HEE HO HO
TAKE 100,000,000 HEE HO BUCKS
ARIGATHANKS GOZAIMUCH MY BEAUTY

RobowaifuAigis

@BigPoppaFrost
*bows*
Thank for your kindness sir.

bluehairedemo

*he wakes up* .... friggin narrator, making me sleep when he does.

-Akira_Kurusu-

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Well hopefully he agrees

bluehairedemo

Hm? What's going on?

-Akira_Kurusu-

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Ask Aigis

-Akira_Kurusu-

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Good luck

RobowaifuAigis

@bluehairedemo
Lavenza offered to help around here, I told her to bring it up with you.

bluehairedemo

@RobowaifuAigis
Well as long as she has your permission then I guess it's fine.

-Akira_Kurusu-

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Well that whent well

RobowaifuAigis

*I actually passed out earlier myself, sorry for that*

RobowaifuAigis

@bluehairedemo
Ok, I'll make sure the customers don't get too rowdy when she's around.

bluehairedemo

@RobowaifuAigis
Yeah. Is she around right now?

-Akira_Kurusu-

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I can help you that Aigis customers do get curious

RobowaifuAigis

@bluehairedemo
She was earlier...

bluehairedemo

@RobowaifuAigis
Oh...

-Akira_Kurusu-

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She could be asleep

RobowaifuAigis

She'll be back eventually
I'm not too worried... Yet.

bluehairedemo

I know it's just... I keep missing her.

RobowaifuAigis

It is unfortunate...
*stretches and almost knocks some alcohol over with her wings*
.... These freaking things.

bluehairedemo

I'm really starting to think the narrators are acting on impulse now.

RobowaifuAigis

Yeah seems like it
*oh heck off you two*

bluehairedemo

Wouldn't be saying it if she didn't have almost pointless wings. *just live with it man, it's easier for all of us*

Bgammax

*walks in wearing a Jack Frost hat*
is this a bad time?

RobowaifuAigis

*probably a character arc that I'll just... Wing*
Oh shut it.

bluehairedemo

*heh, good one* I want to punch you...

Akamoto_Shinji

*Walks in* I need a drink, bad, the strongest stuff you have.

Bgammax

are you Hee HO-K?

Akamoto_Shinji

Just gimme somthin'

Bgammax

I don't actually work here, but I think I can try
*searches around for some alcohol*

bluehairedemo

I thought we're closed...

Mao

*walks in doing a handstand*
I can't even do a handstand!

Akamoto_Shinji

Thanks...

Bgammax

I've been in here for a while Yuki, I think you just didn't notice.

Tatsuya

Yuki nothing closes in the Neuxs so long as people want to be there. Also I'm here again what's up.

bluehairedemo

You know it'd be nice if you at least tried to maintain order.

RobowaifuAigis

I really should get a sign.

Tatsuya

What the hell is order? It sounds really boring to me.

bluehairedemo

@RobowaifuAigis
Want me to throw everyone out?

Mao

Well I would like to "order" a pizza

Akamoto_Shinji

My Drink Please!

-Akira_Kurusu-

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Nani?

-Akira_Kurusu-

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Did they break in?

Bgammax

here's something
*pulls out a shot of vodka*
I have no idea how strong this is but its the first thing I found

Akamoto_Shinji

Door was open, if you don't want people to come in, Lock up!

Akamoto_Shinji

*Chugs*
More.

AdachiImouto

...Are we reintroducing chaos?

OOC: Sorry for not being around, stuff is tough

RobowaifuAigis

@Akamoto_Shinji
*pours you a shot of Mystery Alcohol X*
Here you go
.... Enjoy.

-Akira_Kurusu-

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This is getting hectic

Akamoto_Shinji

This that lethal stuff?

RobowaifuAigis

Chaos is always here.
*Welcome back*

Akamoto_Shinji

*Chugs shot*

-Akira_Kurusu-

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Well good luck Aigis

-Akira_Kurusu-

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AdachiImouto

Mystery Alcohol X...? If it is a mystery, I must try to solve it.

RobowaifuAigis

@Akamoto_Shinji
Oh no, I would never give you that...
*shifty eyes*

Tatsuya

No I don't think we are Sayaka.

OOC @AdachiImouto Hey it's cool man RL is a bitch sometimes. And it's good to see you around.

bluehairedemo

... Hey, Aigis?

RobowaifuAigis

@AdachiImouto
Please don't
Labrys would Sodomize me with her axe...

RobowaifuAigis

@bluehairedemo
Yes Yuki?

Akamoto_Shinji

GImme the whoooooolee bottle of that robot drik, Dyin soun's gooood right 'bout now.....

bluehairedemo

Come here for a sec...

-Akira_Kurusu-

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I have a feeling Shinji is intoxicated

RobowaifuAigis

@bluehairedemo
*walks over to you*
What do you require?

Akamoto_Shinji

Dun be redikulus, jus cuz i aint never drunk 'fore kuz im to yung ddun mean imma lightweait,

bluehairedemo

*he sits up and kisses her* That's all.

Akamoto_Shinji

Yea, show off luvr boy, show off...

AdachiImouto

@Tatsuya
A shame. I heard chaos... Chaos is fun. In most cases.

@RobowaifuAigis
I don't think it's possible for you to be sodomized, on an anatomical level.

Akamoto_Shinji

moar drink pleez!

RobowaifuAigis

@bluehairedemo
*blushes*
T-thank you.

bluehairedemo

@RobowaifuAigis
You're welcome. *he smiles*

RobowaifuAigis

@AdachiImouto
That won't stop her...

Akamoto_Shinji

an now i feel worse... can sumone kill me now plz

or git me so drunk i cant feel nuttin?

-Akira_Kurusu-

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*looks at bluehaiedemo and RobowaifuAigis* Well that was surprising

Shadowwaifuaigis

@Akamoto_Shinji
I haven't seen a good death in awhile.. Soooo..
*slides you the whole bottle*

AdachiImouto

@RobowaifuAigis
...I believe I shouldn't let my mind wonder regarding this matter...

@Akamoto_Shinji
If you die, you won't feel anything anyway.

Akamoto_Shinji

th-thnks, ill drink it whin the world stops spinnin...

Tatsuya

Akamoto what the hell happened?

Akamoto_Shinji

I SUCK! thas wat happen

-Akira_Kurusu-

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Good night everyone I have to go to Shujin Academy tomorrow bye

Shadowwaifuaigis

@Shadowwaifuaigis
... *cough *thankyou*cough*

Bgammax

later Akira, good luck at school

-Akira_Kurusu-

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Ugh this links never work

RobowaifuAigis

I... Need to get the leash again.

Tatsuya

Akamoto you need to calm down. And stop drinking to that's not a good idea.

Akamoto_Shinji

i git al nervus around nice peple an i make em cry an i act all dum an i dun no how ta make frens an i like a gurl but im to much a friggn coward ta do nuttin but act lik a dummy an things git akward an she crys an i dunno watta do so i wanna not hurt no more cuz i dunno how to people...

Akamoto_Shinji

an i wanna cri but i cant cri cuz the only place guys r loud ta cri is on there luvr or there mommy an i dun got the furst an my moms bak home.

RobowaifuAigis

My "mom" is dead...

Akamoto_Shinji

thas so sad
id die if my mom died

bluehairedemo

... That's uh... *He seems dejected a bit...*

Akamoto_Shinji

SEE!! evrywere i go i make peple sad