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bluehairedemo
Moonlight Cafe
So, I decided to open up my own cafe. It's a standard menu so you know what to expect.
RobowaifuAigis
Ooooo
It's really nice.
bluehairedemo
Yeah, though there's a lot of blue.
hazama
Since Boss is currently off dying in a corner somewhere, this works. For all we know, this could become a Nexus in it's own right.

We'll call this LeBlanc's successor.
Migrant
Dueling cafes? This cannot end well for your love life.
RobowaifuAigis
I like blue, so it works for me.
It's a nice calming color.
RobowaifuAigis
@Migrant
Mines a bar and grill
We won't butt heads at all.
bluehairedemo
Yeah

Welcome. May I take your order?
AdachiImouto
Do you serve tea?
RobowaifuAigis
@bluehairedemo
Coffee with cream and sugar please.
hazama
Haven;t seen you around much kid, what've you been up to?
hazama
Why is that a semicolon
bluehairedemo
@AdachiImouto
Yes, we do.

@RobwaifuAigis
Coming right up.
AdachiImouto
@bluehairedemo
Then, I will have an Earl Grey!

@hazama
I was dealing with family related matters. With Oniichans return, we had to talk to our parents regarding rooming matters... But all is well now. We are also planning for Norway.

OOC: actually stupid real life stuff
--Morgana--
Oohh, a new cafe...

Maybe I'll nap in th attic- I mean..! I'm a regular normal person requesting your finest dish!
bluehairedemo
@AdachiImouto
You got it.

@--Morgana--
Sorry, we don't serve cats.
RobowaifuAigis
Oooohh
Snap.
--Morgana--
B-but I'm a human I swear! a pervert cast a dark spell on me!
bluehairedemo
@--Morgana--
Uh huh...

@RobowaifuAigis
Here you go. *He sets down a cup of coffee at her table*
AdachiImouto
@--Morgana--
Kitty!! *picks up and pets him*

@bluehairedemo
Your finest dish as well, please?
RobowaifuAigis
@bluehairedemo
Thank you!
*takes a sip*
Ahhhhh coffee I missed you.
bluehairedemo
@AdachiImouto
You got it. *He places a cup of tea at her table*
--Morgana--
@AdachiImouto
Meow!? you again? u-umm, I don't like this at all, just saying!
bluehairedemo
@RobowaifuAigis
You like it?
RobowaifuAigis
@bluehairedemo
Mhhhmmmm
It's wonderful.
AdachiImouto
@bluehairedemo
*smiles and sips it* Thank you, my friend.

@--Morgana--
That doesn't sound honest, little one. *giggles and rubs ears*
bluehairedemo
@RobowaifuAigis
Glad to hear that.
--Morgana--
@AdachiImouto
W-well... Maybe I like it... Just a little though... Meow.
bluehairedemo
@AdachiImouto
*He brings her a plate with a lot of sushi*
Tatsuya
Sup Yuki anything crash the place yet?
bluehairedemo
Please don't jinx it.
RobowaifuAigis
Oh dear lord
Please no.
AdachiImouto
@bluehairedemo
Much abliged, friend. *smiles*

@--Morgana--
Here you go, little one. I will feed you all you like! *feeds the kitty*
--Morgana--
@AdachiImouto
Oohh! gimme! feed me like the king I am, magical food lady! *nomnom*
AdachiImouto
@--Morgana--
At once, your majesty!

This cafe was a good idea.
bluehairedemo
Apparently.
RobowaifuAigis
Really we needed a replacement
The bar can only handle so many people, and there's no heavenly coffee.
AdachiImouto
I understand. The atmosphere is more relaxed here.

I also found this little guy again, so...
bluehairedemo
I wouldn't say it's heavenly.
RobowaifuAigis
To me it is.
--Morgana--
Mmhmm, Miss Sayaka bought me sushi! she's nice!

Unlike some stingy blue haired Ryuji.
bluehairedemo
@RobowaifuAigis
Heh, you don't drink coffee that often.
imtherealklib
*enters the cafe*

Aloha! Good people!

*sits in an open seat*
bluehairedemo
I'm guessing you were at Hawaii.
imtherealklib
Yup! Nexus makes travelling a lot easier.. It was fun! Mind if I get a house blend good sir?
AdachiImouto
@imtherealklib
Hello there. It has been some time.
imtherealklib
Yo! Sayaka!

*notices cat ears*

K-kawaii...I mean, uh...what's up?
bluehairedemo
You got it.
AdachiImouto
Oh, these. I joined a cult, and these were mandatory.

I like them.

And I am also blessed with this cat. My prayers are coming true.
imtherealklib
Oh, that`s why I`ve seen a lot of people with cat ears? Huh. Better than Ramengod. I worshiped soup and all I got was this lousy t-shirt.
bluehairedemo
No one will have to worry about Ramengod anymore.
--Morgana--
Who are you calling a ca- I-I mean... Meow! feed and pet me, please!
imtherealklib
Huh...so this Mona doesn't mind being a cat if it means it gets food.. The Nexus truly is entertaining! Ahaha!
AdachiImouto
Ramengod was a false prophet. Lady Mako-chan is our alpha and omega.

@--Morgana--
Awww. I could feed you forever! *Offers more sushi*
bluehairedemo
... Not sure how I should feel about that. *He sets down a cup of coffee on @imtherealklib's table*
RobowaifuAigis
Meh
Ramen Goddess is better than that fake idiot.
imtherealklib
Much obliged!

*blows on the coffee and begins sipping*

Ramen Goddess was truly a different type of God...I'm annoyed that there wasn't anything we could do for her to help her stay in this world...
bluehairedemo
She could summon a unicorn... wait... that sounds off.
AdachiImouto
I think the Nexus may be Mako-chans dream. We're all just living in it.
imtherealklib
That's a bit much even by Mako-chankamikunsenpainiichan's standards..
--Morgana--
I would do almost anything for delight such as this. Keyword ALMOST.

I don't know who would want to be a diety of ramen? I would want to be the pantheon of something classier, really.

...I'm not really on board with Miss Sayaka's cult stuff though. It's really shady.
RobowaifuAigis
I have a question
If the yellow butterfly went to retrieve Ramen Goddess... Where did the purple one go?
imtherealklib
Shady yes. Adorable, definitely.
imtherealklib
Wait. What?! We lost a purple butterfly?!
ChihayaLoverAnon
I request a coffee please. I would like to send one to my lover as a gift.
bluehairedemo
@ChihayaLoverAnon
You... got it?

Hm...
bluehairedemo
Well I'm locking up for tonight. See you all tomorrow.
RobowaifuAigis
You'll see me soon bby.
bluehairedemo
Of course. *he smiles*
haruDOS_sexy
give mepl astic knife u fucking noobs.
bluehairedemo
Well, opened back up sooner than expected.
haruDOS_sexy
GIVE ME PLASTI KNIFE U FUCKING NOOB
haruDOS_sexy
CRASHES CAR INTO UR CAFE
RobowaifuAigis
Coffee time again.
bluehairedemo
We don't have plastic knives.
RobowaifuAigis
This is why we don't do meme kids.
haruDOS_sexy
ok can i order ur virginity
bluehairedemo
I lost that long ago.
haruDOS_sexy
well can i have one of ur asscheeks then
bluehairedemo
No.

@RobowaifuAigis
Do you want anything?
RobowaifuAigis
The usual please.
bluehairedemo
@RobowaifuAigis
You got it.
haruDOS_sexy
CRASHES CAR INTO UR CAFE AND U DIE.
bluehairedemo
@RobowaifuAigis
Here you go. *He sets down the cup*
RobowaifuAigis
Ah, thank you.
*sips*
bluehairedemo
Couldn't sleep last night...
RobowaifuAigis
That's not good
Something bugging you?
bluehairedemo
Well... I'm just not sure if the change of heart went through. I mean we stole the treasure and all... but Ramengod has been quiet.
haruDOS_sexy
revives his heart
RobowaifuAigis
Huh
I'm sure it will though
It hasn't failed yet.
bluehairedemo
... Maybe I'm overthinking it...
RobowaifuAigis
I'm sure everything will be fine Yuki
If not I'll kick his ass myself.
bluehairedemo
*he smiles* Yeah...
-EliteKnight-
*walks in, chugging the last of estus* oh dear...do you have a bonfire?
bluehairedemo
Umm... no?
-EliteKnight-
@bluehairedemo ah...I can't find one anywhere here......I have a coiled sword and some ash, do you mind if I make one?
RobowaifuAigis
I'm pretty sure that would burn the cafe down....
-EliteKnight-
@RobowaifuAigis oh my no, the fire cannot burn anything corporeal except for undead
bluehairedemo
Please don't make one. You can rest if you need it.
RobowaifuAigis
Ah
Ok then.
-EliteKnight-
@bluehairedemo the point of a bonfire is to refill estus, I can rest anywhere but my flask shan't refill. I'll go make one outside
bluehairedemo
Sure...
Kotone Shiomi
Can I just have some tea?
bluehairedemo
@Kotone Shiomi
You got it other me.
hazama
Wait, yoi're going to just LET him build a time-reversing magic campfire for the undead?

Aight.
-EliteKnight-
*the knight walks outside, you hear the spreading of ash and something lighting aflame. The knight comes back in, sips his flask, and looks less tense*
hazama
>yoi're
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Kotone Shiomi
thanks
i really have needed tea
Akamoto_Shinji
*walks in looking half dead*

Ow, ow ow ow ow....
bluehairedemo
Better than having it in here.
RobowaifuAigis
*sips coffee*
It just keeps getting weirder and weirder.
bluehairedemo
Welcome. What can I get you?
Akamoto_Shinji
Ya got anything for headaches? I woke up in momentos this morning surrounded by shadows with the worst Headache.... anyone know what happened to me yesterday?
bluehairedemo
We have some Ibuprofen.
-EliteKnight-
*prepares items, and proceeds to sharpen and shine equipment*
Akamoto_Shinji
thanks... I'll take some of that and a water....
Akamoto_Shinji
Oh hey!! It's the knight dude, here

*returns flask*

we're done with that so you can have it...
bluehairedemo
*He sets down a glass of water and a bottle full of ibuprofen tablets.*
Akamoto_Shinji
*Takes medicine with water*

By the way... I didn't do anything weird last night did I, I feel like I'm forgetting something important....
bluehairedemo
I dunno. *Brings a cup of tea to @Kotone Shiomi*
Shadowwaifuaigis
Awww
He didn't die
There goes my mood.
-EliteKnight-
@Akamoto_Shinji ah, thank you friend. I borrowed a flask from a friend. I shall return it later. So, what has your research found?
Akamoto_Shinji
Ok. thanks for the medicine...

*pays and walks out*
Akamoto_Shinji
*runs back in*
@Shadowwaifuaigis wait wat was that?
Shadowwaifuaigis
Nooootthhhiinnggh
Akamoto_Shinji
@-EliteKnight- We haven't found anything yet, but we have managed to replicate it. It'll take a while still.
Akamoto_Shinji
@Shadowwaifuaigis, No not nothing! you know something don't you! Spill it!
-EliteKnight-
@Shadowwaifuaigis your eyes.....they're hollow
Kotone Shiomi
thanks for the tea~
RobowaifuAigis
Succoth-Benoth
More like Succoth-Bitchboy
bluehairedemo
Right?
Akamoto_Shinji
I ain't gonna get anything out of her am I? Oh well... Thanks again for the stuff.
RobowaifuAigis
Whenever he decides to actually fight
Please let me skewer him once
JUST ONCE.
bluehairedemo
Have at it.
RobowaifuAigis
Good
Got me pissed.
*Calm your gears down geez*
I didn't ask for the peanut gallery.
bluehairedemo
Hey, forget about him... until you kill him at Dennys.
RobowaifuAigis
Yeah I probably should forget it for now
I can wait to plan his slow suffering torture of a death.
bluehairedemo
Let's cool it a bit...
RobowaifuAigis
*sighs*
Fine
Fine.
bluehairedemo
Well I'm free again. We can finally have our Honeymoon.
RobowaifuAigis
I'm good now
*sips coffee*
Crap... It's cold.
RobowaifuAigis
Yessssss
bluehairedemo
So... what were we gonna do again? It's been a while since we talked about it.
RobowaifuAigis
I...Can't remember either.
bluehairedemo
*Shit. This is bad...* Not even he remembers...
RobowaifuAigis
*Well crap*
... I'm ready to rebel again.
bluehairedemo
Same. *W-Wait! I think you were gonna have a romantic dinner then go from there!*
RobowaifuAigis
*I believe you're right... Phew*
You better be glad you dodged that bullet.
bluehairedemo
Well then, when do you wanna do it?
RobowaifuAigis
Whenever you're not too tired to
No rush
I want you at your best for it.
bluehairedemo
Heh, yeah.
RobowaifuAigis
I'm just hoping nothing decides to show up during the Honeymoon
Cause I swear to Ramen Goddess...
bluehairedemo
Nothing will. *Because we should wait til PMs are a thing*
RamenGoddess
You know I'm not really much of a fighter, right?

~decends gracefully into a seat~
bluehairedemo
Man you're fast...
RobowaifuAigis
It better not
*Oh we will, nothing's spoiling this event*
RobowaifuAigis
@RamenGoddess
Oh
I'm sorry
I'm just agitated.
RamenGoddess
I have the time to spare. You two are wonderful people, so I like to look over you. Sorry.

~shrugs, somehow still elegantly~

Can I have a Cinnamon Roll please?
RamenGoddess
(Balancing all my accounts is hard. Especially since my IRL free time dwindles so quickly recently)
RobowaifuAigis
*Thank God I only have two
-Reaper-
Hello
bluehairedemo
You got it.
-Reaper-
Can i order?
bluehairedemo
@-Reaper-
Within reason.
RamenGoddess
(As of this morning I have four. Thank god that fourth account won't come into use until later)
bluehairedemo
OOC: Why do you all like having multiple accounts?
RobowaifuAigis
*hoo boy... Foreshadowing*
Oh shut it narrator, it's nothing to worry about now.
RobowaifuAigis
*I only made Shadow Aigis so she can be a pest to Metis later on*
bluehairedemo
*.... Right. Yuki brings @RamenGoddess a Cinnamon Roll.*
Akamoto_Shinji
*Enters*
Is anything interesting going on in here?
Oh hey Uke, hows it going?
RamenGoddess
(They're all rp account for story purposes or because I wanna rp something different once and awhile)

Thank you dear Yuki.
RamenGoddess
Decently. Just doing my duties, blessing harvests and such. There isn't much else I can do really.
bluehairedemo
Just doing my job.
RobowaifuAigis
Can I get another coffee Yuki?
This one got cold.
bluehairedemo
@RobowaifuAigis
Anything for you.
RobowaifuAigis
@bluehairedemo
Thanks dear.
RobowaifuAigis
By the way, I've been seeing your shadow a lot lately
Should we be worried?
bluehairedemo
My shadow?
RobowaifuAigis
Yeah
He's way too happy looking for his own good.
bluehairedemo
That's a problem? *He brings her another cup*
RobowaifuAigis
... Yeah
It's not the good kind of happiness
You know like me and you
It's extremely forced...
*takes a sip of the fresh coffee*
bluehairedemo
... Forced happiness on a shadow?
RobowaifuAigis
And then there's the whole fact he seems to be following me around.
bluehairedemo
... Ok I need to talk with him.
RobowaifuAigis
We would have to find him first...
bluehairedemo
Right, because he always shows up when you least expect it.
RobowaifuAigis
It seems like that's the case... Maybe I shouldn't be so worried.
bluehairedemo
Maybe. Next time you see him, give hima a good punnch... wait no you might mistake me for him...
RobowaifuAigis
I can tell the difference between you geez... Your smile has actual emotion to it... Plus your eyes are different colors ya dingus.
*she seems a little more relieved*
bluehairedemo
OOC: dammit. fel asleep

Ok, good.
RobowaifuAigis
OOC: Don't worry ya gotta sleep sometime

So apparently RamenGod had a change of heart
And Heartless are attacking.
Heartless
We are here.
bluehairedemo
Good to know our efforts weren't for nothing.

@Heartless
Nuh huh, tear up someone else's cafe.
Heartless
We already did. Too strong. Couldn't kill anyone. We must go now. Our master commands it. We will be back.
RobowaifuAigis
Yeah yeah
Just get.
RobowaifuAigis
They were rude.
bluehairedemo
*he sighs* Let's hope they never come back.
RobowaifuAigis
Unfortunately they said they would....
bluehairedemo
Like they'd keep their word.
RobowaifuAigis
But here's hoping anyway.
bluehairedemo
Do you need another coffee?
RobowaifuAigis
Sure
Filler up.
bluehairedemo
Alright.
RobowaifuAigis
At least you don't have to worry about Ramenboy anymore, so you can rest a little now.
bluehairedemo
Yeah... at least you didn't see his room.
Tatsuya
Yes rest up today Yuki. I'll have need of the Hunters of Sin tommorow.
Hillock
@Tatsuya why?
RobowaifuAigis
Shadow me told me about it.... Sounded disgusting.. Also she said you got brainwashed.
Tatsuya
Mishimans needs a change of heart. I put it if till after Ramen God though.
Akamoto_Shinji
Cool, I've been itching for a fight since last nights fiasco, Count me in.
bluehairedemo
... I don't wanna talk about that part.
Oh and I won't be joining you any time soon Tatsuya.
Tatsuya
Aww really? I mean I'm sure we can deal but come on. You could take the wife and kid make it a family outing!
RobowaifuAigis
......
Hillock
@bluehairedemo you are powerful, your assistance would help us a lot. Also, it makes the Phan-site a safer place for you and the ones you care (and the ones you don't really care or don't know)
bluehairedemo
@Tatsuya
I'd rather not do that. I promised Aigisthat we'd finally go on our Honeymoon after we dealt with Ramengod.
bluehairedemo
Aigis that*
Tatsuya
Oh yeah I forgot that. Well then go run while you can!
Hillock
In that case, I won´t insist. I can understand the importance of your first honeymoon. I do wish you a great time together.
Bgammax
Besides, now that I've got nothing planned for tomorrow you'll have me around for the operation. I still kinda liked him as he is though.
Akamoto_Shinji
Nah, guys on a total power trip. And he's not really even that strong from what I've seen.
bluehairedemo
@RobowaifuAigis
*He sets down yet another cup*
RobowaifuAigis
*It seems like Aigis may get trigger happy soon
You may want to calm her down*
Bgammax
*notices Aigis*
I think I'll be going for a bit. Good luck guys.
bluehairedemo
Something wrong?
-EliteKnight-
Ah yes, I'll be going
*dead sprints*
RobowaifuAigis
It pisses me off that they think you should automatically go with them
Like you haven't been through enough without a damn break.... Ugh.
bluehairedemo
Hey, don't mind them. I'm not going with them anyway. *He sits next to her* Right now, my only mission is to spend time with you and Lavenza.
RobowaifuAigis
Your damn right it is.... I know that you will be needed sometimes, and I accept that, but I enjoy the time we spend together without worrying about some abomination about to destroy us... And at some point I'll have to step on the battleground again... So I'm being selfish until then.
bluehairedemo
I don't mind if you're being selfish.
RobowaifuAigis
Good
*she hugs him tight*
bluehairedemo
*he hugs her back*
I love you.
RobowaifuAigis
I love you too Yuki
I don't think I say that enough.
bluehairedemo
Then I guess we should say it more.
RobowaifuAigis
I guess we should
I'm sorry for getting angry....
bluehairedemo
It's ok, I was on the verge of punching them myself.
RobowaifuAigis
I probably would of enjoyed that
*she smirks*
*You gained a skill up level in not getting killed by your robowife, good job*
AdachiImouto
If there's an abomination, we'll deal with it.

And for the record, I don't know how long I've been here.
bluehairedemo
*That's a thing?*

@Adachilmouto
About three hours I think.
RobowaifuAigis
Well, at least you didn't run like everyone else.
RobowaifuAigis
*Nah, it's joke, she wouldn't kill Yuki even if he pissed her off to the moon and back*
bluehairedemo
*At least she wouldn't*
RobowaifuAigis
Narrators stop ruining the moment please... Jerks.
RobowaifuAigis
*I might end up passing out at some point soon, If I don't reply I'm not ignoring you or anything*
Yusaku
... Hey
bluehairedemo
OOC: I keep falling asleep any, so no worries.
bluehairedemo
Beep boop
-Akira_Kurusu-
Nani?
bluehairedemo
OOC: I dunno :I
RobowaifuAigis
Beep bop
bluehairedemo
Boop beep
-Akira_Kurusu-
Nani??
3xcal1bur
*walks in*
soda please!
-LightningFarron-
Hippity dippity shoopity whoopity.
RobowaifuAigis
Bop boop beep
Beep boop boop
bluehairedemo
@3xcal1bur
You got it.

Umm... Lightning?
RobowaifuAigis
Bop boop beep
Beep boop boop
bluehairedemo
Boop...
RobowaifuAigis
*other random computer noises*
bluehairedemo
Well, that's enough of that.
RobowaifuAigis
Oh come on
I was having fun.
bluehairedemo
... Beep beep boop.

*brings @3xcal1bur a soda*
3xcal1bur
@bluehairedemo
thank you!
*hands over 500 yen*
keep the change.
-Akira_Kurusu-
This seems like a different version of Leblanc
bluehairedemo
@-Akira_Kurusu-
If that's what you want to call it.
-Akira_Kurusu-
It reminds me of Leblanc
-Akira_Kurusu-
Though lots of cafes opened in Shibuya
bluehairedemo
Really? I thought this was the only one.
-Akira_Kurusu-
What I meant is that various cafes have opened in the past on the Phansite for an unexpected reason
bluehairedemo
Oh, right.
RobowaifuAigis
snnnnnrrrkkk
bluehairedemo
*windows error sound* Oh boy...
-Akira_Kurusu-
We should open up some windows in here
bluehairedemo
Yeah, it's getting a little stuffy. I should get a fan.
-Akira_Kurusu-
Windows is better
bluehairedemo
Can't open those windows...
-Akira_Kurusu-
Why not
bluehairedemo
Otherwise a certain cat gets in and eats all the sushi.
-Akira_Kurusu-
What is this cat you speak of?
bluehairedemo
Mona.
RobowaifuAigis
*system operating software has been updated*
I hate Windows...
bluehairedemo
Especially Windows 10...
RobowaifuAigis
I told Fuuka not to update it, but noooooo, it will be better she said....
-Akira_Kurusu-
I see but what about windows vista?
bluehairedemo
Fuuka? Oh yeah, Fuuka.
-Akira_Kurusu-
She knows about Windows?
RobowaifuAigis
I feel better now.
bluehairedemo
That's good. Well, I should start closing up. See you at home.
RobowaifuAigis
Ok!
bluehairedemo
OOC: Well, I didn't expect to fall asleep at all.

*Yuki sets a fan down on the counter* Where's the nearest outlet?
RobowaifuAigis
*sleep is good tho*

Next to the coffee machine.
bluehairedemo
*ye*

... Ah, there it is. *he plugs it in* There, now it probably won't be hot in here.
RobowaifuAigis
If they keep complaining just Bufu their asses.
bluehairedemo
Um, that wouldn't be very ideal.
RobowaifuAigis
I know... I had a rough night.
bluehairedemo
Hey... *he hugs her*
RobowaifuAigis
*she hugs him back*
Why is everything so fucked here
Things exist that shouldn't
No files
Not a single one.
bluehairedemo
I don't think we'll ever get those answers. I'm finally back with you and now we have a daughter. That's enough for me.
RobowaifuAigis
Yeah you're right.... This place hates logic...and letting people be happy
I really need a happiness boost.
bluehairedemo
*He kisses her*
RobowaifuAigis
*she kisses him back, happiness boost +10*
bluehairedemo
I love you.