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Coffee Gear Liquid 2: Obligatory Thread
Memes, the DNA of the soul
Heck
OOC: He has returned... the day after I make my own cafe...
I'd like some nanomachines sir
@bluehairedemo
OOC: you merely adopted the cafe, I was born by it, molded by it. I didn't see the perfect cup till I was already a man, and by then...it was nothing but superb
Yay Leblanc is back!
I noticed this a while back, but you have far too many Game Overs. Sorry to be
blunt, but you really stink at this game.
OOC: @Boss Of course, after everything you have taught me, I could never be like you. That s why I have decided to find my own path in life.
@3xcal1bur damn right

@Campbell YOU ARENT REAL
Kept you waiting huh?
*walks in the cafe*

Been awhile Boss. Can I take the strongest brew you have?
I'm not home right now. Please leave a message after the beep. BEEP
@bluehairedemo OOC: why is Lavenza calling you father?
OOC: @Boss Cuz Aigis and I adopted her...
@Liam: OOC: I should have made that the post....
@Phantom_Trickster sure, here you go
@Boss I can't believe it -- that someone who has committed all those twisted acts in
the woman's bathroom would make it this far... this is the end of the world.
@Campbell that was years ago
Much appreciated Boss.

*finishes coffee and hands Boss ¥2000*

Got to go. I have been hired for some odd jobs that require my..intervention.


Oh and....welcome back.

*he waves at Boss as he turns around and walks out the cafe*

OOC: It's blazing hot and I have to work. Have a badass day guys .
Hello again old thread.
What a time it has been.
@Kotone Shiomi what a thrill
The dimness and livelihood of the cafe
What a thrill
I'm brewing and it'll melt into you

What a love in my heart, that you're so supreme
*Enters the cafe*

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Ahh, I missed this place.

*Goes to a booth and sits down*
*enters café and sits with IamThou*

Hello.
An, hello everybody. I'm back
Hello, Boss.
@Mako-chan
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Hey.

*Rests her head on your shoulder*
Someday you drink in the rain
And someday you feed on some curry
It's ordeal, the trial to survive
For the day we see new leblanc

coffee drinker~
Am I.....missing something
*blush*

Ah... I don't know what to say in this situation. So I'm just gonna stay quiet and hope for the best.
@Boss
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Can we get some coffee, Sojiro-san? Thank you.

@Mako-chan

*Says in a soft voice*

Mako-chan...that story you wrote was really sweet...
Lol it rained really hard at my school today and Beneqth the Mask played in my head
Uh sure, here you go....seriously....am I missing something between you two?
@IamThou
Thanks, I really appreciate the positive feedback from my fan/followers.
@Boss
Eh... Nothing really happened, it's just a love that's kinda always been there.
@Mako-chan OOC: I know how you feel, I have a habit of walking around school listening to songs from p4 and p3, and when I walk down the street I put beneath the mask on loop
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Thanks for the coffee.

*Takes a sip*

Ah... I haven't tasted that in forever...
Yeah I listened to Beneath the Mask rain instrumental while writing the phanfic so...
@Boss
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I just really like Mako-chan, boss.

Not romantically of course. I'm still looking for that special someone.
@Boss
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Oh, thank you. 💖

*Sips*

Mmm...

*INSERT PICTURE OF LAVENZA SAVORING THE COFFEE*
Yeah, I feel the same way. I think I may have found my special someone, but I don't think it'll work out.
Hehe...you kids and your ventures....wish I was as lucky as you when I was younger. Or at least less foolish
@Mako-chan
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Do you want me to help you with that, Mako-chan-dono-neko-kami-sama? I can be your "Winglady".
@IamThou
Well... It's not that I need help, it's just... it's kinda a forbidden romance. I don't wanna go into detail.
@Mako-chan don't worry kid, secrets safe here
@Mako-chan
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Oh. Okay~ 💖

You're like a sister to me, you know that? 💖
No, I'm not gonna say anything else...
@IamThou
Thank you, that's really nice to hear.
@IamThou
But I refuse to be adopted.
i really need tea
Ew tea... I don't understand tea drinkers... Where I live, our tea is cold and has sugar.
@Kotone Shiomi here you go
Tea is superior to disgusting bitter coffee.
Maybe you should stop having cold tea.
Oi, down here in Texas land of the free, ice cold and sweet is the one true way 👌🏻👌🏻
[Though it was previously empty, in the instant no one was looking at, the booth was occupied by Hazama, calmly drinking a hot cup of coffee]

Hey Boss, glad to have you back.
@hazama how did you-never mind. Enjoy
thanks for the tea
Damn I might just be gay
@CualiqueXSora
Whoa, you're just now realizing.
we all gay
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It sure is peaceful here in LeBlanc...
I'm only gay for you Cualique
OOC: Male IRL, not gay.

I just like RPing as a little girl.



Fuck that sounds totally gay
*Steps in* Hello!
Black coffee, please!
OOC: male, super would fuck anything with a good personality.


In other words, a hybrid gay
@Hillock here you go
OOC: Actually maybe it's just that I'm using Lavenza to convey my sweet side.



OOC is the fecalposter side. I can be as sweet as her though.
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*Finishes her cup of coffee*

...
lol what a faggot. iamthou is rping as a little girl.


I BET YOU KISS GIRLS LMFAOOOOOOO

what a gay
Cualique, what the hell happened to your soft side?
iamthou i love you please marry me ill do anything for u :)
You have a soft side?
Stay away from my daughter. *A Yuki suddenly appears*
i do i swear. I'm nice..
i think everyone here is some stage of drunk atm
nigga shutcho ass up @bluehairedemo
@CualiqueXSora
Oh yeah, suuuuure...
DID I HEAR SOMETHING ABOUT SOMEBODY TRYING TO SEDUCE AN UNDERAGE MAIDEN!?!?

ILL HAVE YOU KNOW THAT LORD GWYNDOLIN SHALL JUDGE YOU HARSHLY
@CualiqueXSora
Stay away from her, alright?
@Mako-chan i have a fucking soft side motherfucker i'll fucking kiss you right now you bitch. watch me do it.
please no shouts
@CualiqueXSora
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...What the ****?

My mother's already being harassed by a stupid false god and you're dissing my dad?

Do you want me to ****ing string your balls up?
@IamThou
Lavenza, language.
oh dear god what
you know i'm not rping right?
@bluehairedemo
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...I apologize, father.

I just got a bit too tense.
@CualiqueXSora we all know. But everybody else is bb
@CualiqueXSora
You sound like you're RPing as a stereotypical black man.
nigga what the fuck is going on man i was tryna show my soft side then this nigga shows up thinkin im tryna slide in like what. nigga go away lmfao im tryna show how nice i am man. smfh
What in world...I can't wait to go home...
*walks in*
! Lablanc is back!
*looks around before sitting down*
Hey Farron.
...get in the effin robot Shinji.

*sits down with him with a blank, unfeeling face*
Uh... what?
I'm gathering from the tone of your voice and your expression that you ain't in a good mood.
Well, I must leave.
Bye
(This week I wont be here much. Please don't wake any god of sin without me)
in the end man

@Iamthou please show up man I'm sorry my nigga i'll show you my soft side ily my man. (stop doing weird rp stuff tho.)
Sorry. I tried a joke per your request. I suppose I won't waste my time on it any further.
What do they serve here? Coffee..?
Oh! ok, yeah, just a hint though, it usually helps to smile so people know you're joking. heh.
And whats this about a robot?
@-LightningFarron- yes, here. This "coffee was given to me by the proprietor, he told me to serve this to the patrons whilst he smoked
I looked it up in your world's Datalog at the terminal. It is what you people call a "Meme". About some televised show where a boy named Shinji pilots a robot. The reference seemed appropriate Shinji.
I see. Well Sir Knight, may I have some of this "coffee".
@-LightningFarron- here we are
Ah, ok, that makes sense, guess you put quite a bit of effort into that joke, I'm sorry that I didn't get it.
Why thank you. It smells good. Sir Knight, where do you come from?

*sips the coffee carefully*
@-LightningFarron- I come from a far off land, Astora. However my current resident as undead is Lordran.
Interesting. Do you have magic there?
@-LightningFarron- yes, various types actually. Sorcery, Miracles, Pyromancy, and Dark corruptions of the three other categories
Another Dimension with corrupted magic? how have we been missing all of this?
Interesting. Can you still use your magic here?
@-LightningFarron- let us see....*hand lights ablaze, raises it in the air, and a floating peaceful flame stays in the air. Is feel calming* this is the pyromancy warmth, it heals those who stay close to the flame
So I take that as a yes.
It seems so. Any other spell I have is offensive and could destroy the surroundings
smfh that iamthou nigga left.they ain talkin no mo.. he smelled like shit anyway lmao im out this place
Fire magic that heals? That's something I can't say I've seen before...
I know the feeling Sir Knight.

*finishes coffee and nods*

A good drink. Well, I must be off.

*leaves 1000 Gil*

I am looking for a battle. If the opportunity arises, please inform @-Labrys-. I met her last night and we exchanged contact IDs.
Mao
Did boss go on a soul searching journey, along the way discovering an even more perfect form of coffee?
@Akamoto_Shinji there are many strange things in Lordran. For instance "takes off helm, rather good looking, fair skin for a man. Hair long and a full big boss type beard* this technically isn't my skin, if you are squeamish, avert your eyes
Boss is taking one of his eternal smokes. I assume he rests at a bonfire as well
I'm sure I can take it, I've seen some pretty nasty stuff in my time.
*proceeds to slide a ring off one finger. Skin becomes dilapidated and frail, hair matted and like frayed wire. Looks like a walking decomposing corpse*
Oh wow, I thought you looked a little too human for being undead, guess now I know why...
*slides the ring back, retains skin.* 'tis magic only the undead of londor know. Useful only for those who've lost humanity
Hmm, Interesting, I'll have to look into your dimension sometime,

Well, See ya,

*Leaves*
Bye
You seem to have a lotta competition these days, huh @Boss.

*walks in, school bag over shoulder*
@-Labrys- I'll never not have competition
*walks in*
Hey there Lab.
This place is nice.... No blue though.
Its calming here. I like it. Though I miss ya @Boss. Im thankful for ya hiring me here, but your charm just makes this place pop.
Thanks, I appreciate it
Have you considered takin' a vacation @Boss? Youre always real stressed and all.
*walks in and stands near the door*
there's someone I think you guys need to meet.
oh boy!
(of course I would be here to watch this)
*walks in*
I'll take the usual
Ramengod here has something very important he would like to ask, though it may take a bit for word to get around, I thought this was a good place to start. Don't worry m8, these are pretty cool people
Oh Hey! Did we do it?
And @Mishimans is not here (apparently)
i'm sorry for everything...
everything being.....
He's referring to the attempts he had trying to take over the site.
I get that but I rather he say it himself.
unfortunate that Mishimans isn't here, but I'm sure he'll be happy to hear that Ramengod's joining us, instead of fighting us.
True. However I wonder what he's doing with the money I lent him...
@-Labrys- I should go on vacation....but I dunno....
So you guys can forgive me?
Why do I have the feeling that if Boss took a vacation the craziness would follow... that or the cafe would explode while he's gone. Three times minimal.
I'm not one to hold the past against someone. You've got my forgiveness
I'll forgive you... but I won't forget what you did... at least until it's obvious there has been a huge attempt at redemption.
What you did was inexcussable! You can attempt to atone for your sin through life in prison.
(OOC: There are 3 types of people...)
So i'm gonna go to prison?... Great
There apparently needs to be a vote on your arrest. I'm feeling that it's going to be too mixed for an arrest to happen...
@Firematthew OOC: what would those types be?
@Mona OOC: Forgive no strings attached ( @Bgammax ), Forgive not forget ( Me ), you are going to jail buddy ( You )
I'm still waiting to be served here!
I agree with Matthew, Anyone can say sorry, talk is cheap, If you truly wish for complete forgiveness show us with your actions.
Also may I have some coffee?
Let me join to your group and i prove it
Or something to prove
Just help us prevent the next time someone tries to destroy the site or spam it. That sound fair?
Sounds good
I use my power to protect this site
(OOC: Why do I have a feeling you would use ramen to heal the people who got wounded due to the battles?)

Good.
OOC: good idea
OOC: or something like the fox from 4
OOC: Please don't end up having us lose "All of our yens" to get the healing...
OOC: nah, that's what Mao would do.
OOC: I am not familiar with Mao...
OOC: basically he's a money demon, which means he's a conman and really likes shooting things.
OOC: Ok then...
Hm....I wonder.....
What's up @Boss?
*an army of heartless charge in*
OH COME ON!
dude, they probably just want coffee, I mean this is one of the few places to get some around here.
We seek to kill and take the hearts of everybody in this place.
sorry, we already have a group of people trying to do that. Typically its our shadow, but there are others going for it too.
*takes of hat, casenova appears* cool things down...*casenova turns around, and the mass of shadow freezes *
We will try anyways. You are all still alive. You still have your hearts. We will take them.
I really should have brought a weapon today... *Focuses on staying away from the heartless and dodging their attacks*
you know, I have a friend who would be very happy to hear that. He's really insecure about this half-heart thing he's got going on. If you've got the magic ability to sense hearts maybe you could cheer him up.
We are infinite. There is no end to us. So long as mankind holds darkness in their hearts we shall exist.

We can not be stopped.
yeah, yeah, you and every other villain we've seen this week.
*Sighs* Anyone have any weapons that would be effective against heartless? Just curious.
*Agrees with @Bgammax*
Ok. How did the heartless get here!
our Personas should work, since they're part of that Heart thing they keep going on about. I dunno if anything else would though.
Only one weapon. Nobody has it. Nobody can stop us. You are all defenseless.
*Resists urge to say a joke* No clue.
You know these little freaks Akamoto? I'm lost for once fill me in.
I'd like to know where these shadows came from, are they ethereal?
*Doesn't have a persona* Anyone know anyone with a keyblade? Just incase...
Ventus, Terra, and.... Aqua's weapons are effective, If anyone can find them that is, Magic works too.
Ooooooo
Snacks.
@Akamoto_Shinji would sorcery or pyromancy be effective?
Common magic does not work. We can not be stopped by any of you. You can do nothing to us.
@Tatsuya They're creatures created from the darkness of the dead, upon death the heart splits from the body and two entities are created, the empty shell becomes a Nobody, and the heart becomes consumed by darkness and thus a heartless is born.

*Casts Mazionga*
''Tis no common magic fool. This is sorcery straight from the witches of izaliths spell books.
@-EliteKnight- not sure but it can't hurt to try!

*Casts Mazionga again*
OOC: Um actually normal weapons can get rid of them for a while. Yes it doesn't destroy them for good but they don't just pass through. That's why Sora's party can hurt the damn things.
Your magic does nothing. It is not from the weapon. Only the weapon of light can stop us.
Magic will work, but they'll come back eventually, Only a Keyblade will permanently kill a heartless.
Is there a Sora or a keyblade wielder on this site?
There is too many of us. You can not stop us.
@Firematthew Any of the three I mentioned earlier.

*a third Mazionga*
you know, I'm kinda curious now, Wisp, Eigaon
*darkness strikes the largest Heartless*
that shouldn't strengthen them, but perhaps it'll do as much as light.
*Shoots self and casts Armageddon blowing them all away.. Yet somehow leaving the building standing* There that'll do for a little while.
... Then we probably should get them... we do need to get rid of all of the heartless...
We are unending. You only delay the inevitable. You will grow tired and mess up. We will get you.
Yo, heartless. You're interupting my lunchtime. I'm still waiting to be served, by the way
*Still dodging* I would assume that you would but I'm just stalling for time...
Ok whatever assholes we have like 3 keyblade wielders around here.
Boss is currently dealing with heartless. That is why we haven't been served Mona.
This Is why I said we need more Light users!

*Equips rifle and loads a flash round (bless damage\blind)

Close your eyes!

*Fires round into the middle of the Heartless*
Damn, *looks at watch* my lunch is almost over, though. Maybe i'll just take some coffee for the road. I'll make it myself, since boss is busy
Hmm would light Persona skill work? Hyperion has some.
*Puts on sunglasses before the bullet happens* Anyone know any light spells or skills? *Takes out a case full of medical supplies like medicine*
sorry, I've got curse, ice, and a few physicals. I'm not very good at fighting large groups like this.
I don't even have a persona... by the way is anyone injured?
We can not be destroyed with what you use. We remain infinite. Even with the weapon we will remain infinite. We can not be stopped.
*Fires another flash round at the spot with the most Heartless*
Bless magic should work, They are made of Darkness after all.
Only the weapon can truly stop us. You only bide your time. We will get you. You can only keep us back for so long. We do not grow tired. You do.
If it's the darkness that exsists within everyone's heart, why don't we just change everyone's heart?
This is my mask of a rebel! *A shinning figure of light forms and fires a wave of holy magic at the Heartless* Like that one ya bastards!
Even then we will return. We will not be stopped.
Change everyone's heart? In all universe these things exist? That's a good idea but not feasible.
How many of these are there? *Still dodging while carrying the first aid kit*
especially since universes just keep attaching to this one all the time, we'd literally be busy forever.
Actually if everyone's heart were full of light you wouldn't return. From what I understand you'd be very dead.
@Mona, yea, cuz we REALLY have the time for that right now!

*Fires Third round*

Really wish Aqua was here!!
We are unending.
you know, they're actually kinda cute
*picks up the nearest SHadow*
you wouldn't really hurt anyone would you little guy?
I'm sorry... I summoned these here.
Should we bail for now... we have no means of taking them out permanently, or at the very least out long enough for it to matter too much... is there a way we can retreat?
We are not cute. We will destroy you.
@Tatsuya Even if that were the case, Darkness would still exist, All light casts a shadow, Darkness is the absence of light, not the other way around.

*Fires Fourth*
If you're sorry Terra then stop them.
(OOC: Who wants to bet on the first casualty here?)
@Terra If you're sorry then HELP, or at least give us your keyblade so we can do it!
What about those princesses or whatever? I mean they have no darkness at all... For some reason Ventus is the same.
*begins cuddling the shadow*
you know, you remind me an awful lot of a kitty. Small, angry, and of course cute. I think I'm gonna take this one with me, since I missed out on the cat yesterday
@Terra

Then send them back to the world that never was! I am not in the mood to deal with them...
I can only stop them temporarily... don't worry. I will let you guys have some peace.
@Bgammax what cat would that be?
*Stabs the shadow in Gammas arms* Bad Gamma no taking in Eldritch horrors.
OOC: BRB gotta shower.
*Gets a fair distance away from @Bgammax while still dodging*
They... uh, They're an anomaly, the exeption.

OOC: I bet gamma cuz he's cuddling one.
@Mona
there was a cat on the beach, but this Homura chick ended up taking it away with her.

@Tatsuya
Awww, but he's so cute. I mean cats are kinda Eldritch horrors and people take them in all the time, what's wrong with bringing one of these guys?
(OOC: Same. Why would you cuddle the thing that keeps attacking everyone? Even if it looks cute if it's dangerous stand down.)
Because cats aren't literally born out of the darkness in everyone's hearts.
OOC: They're an awful lot like cats in this case, angry, but not really able to hurt people and secretly want affection, as a cat lover I could do no less.
I mean, Ramengod was one of the Sins trying to obliterate us all, and he's doing fine now. You shouldn't judge things by their origins.
*fires round that barely misses gamma but still hits heartless*

Oh sorry, I heard what you said about cats and immediately assumed you were an enemy! : )
He's actively trying for redemption. These guys are currently trying to murder us.
Now is NOT the time to be a Tsundere Gamma!
*flinches from Shinji's near-hit*

Hey, I'll have you know I love cats. That's part of why I wanted one of these.

And Matthew, part of that is because we changed him. Don't these little guys deserve the same opportunity?
They're DEAD gamma, you can't change the heart of a dead thing!
*sighs* fine, but I've told you before, I'm not great at fighting large groups
Wisp, Bufudyne
*largest heartless is encased in ice*
How can we change him if they don't have a heart?
Less they don't have a heart and more the ARE a heart.
I think they aren't here anymore... for now.
But I wanted one....
*puts rifle away* well THAT was interesting...
*sits back down*
OOC: the difference between mutli and single target spells seems silly to me. Logically speaking it's as simple as pumping more power into the spell and spreading the damage across a wider area. I get that you can only use so much power but not being able to mod it a tad seems odd.

Why don't you get a skill card for something with an area of effect?
OOC: The second line in my last post was IC by the way.
@Heartless you are not you when hungry. Have a Snickers.
I'm just going to leave... I need to relax and get my bearings. Talk to you all later. *If @Boss gives out the coffee I ordered within the next 2 minutes, takes it out with him. Otherwise just leaves*
@Hillock they're Always hungry.
I may have unleashed the heartless, but thanks to the powers of darkness I can now shitpost.
OOC: Since One's Persona is a reflection of your heart it seemed appropriate for him to not be as good against a group, considering his theme of wanting a good one-on-one fight, but admittedly with some of the things that have happened it doesn't make that much sense

IC: A skill what now? No one's mentioned those before.
You all will be free of the heartless for a while, though they will return...
@Terra, Um, Yay?
You guys shoulda seen the Heartless attack Aigis and Makoto's cafe, Pure Comedy Gold.
It would appear I have... missed something significant..?

Regardless, is Boss in currently? I have come to the realization that I have not been spending enough time with him, I seek to fix that.
Skill card man.. Holy shit we've never talked about those so far. Ok they're cards that give your Persona new skills can still only have 8 but beyond that skill cards give you whatever. *Hands him one* It's for Mafreidyne heavy nuclear to all foes. I don't need it cause Apollo covers Nuke way better.
OOC: Is Makoto his first or last name?
OOC: Last I believe? But there's no telling.
THat sounds like something that would be important to mention, but I guess it doesn't mean much to you wild cards
*takes the card*
I'll put it to good use.
You know, I am tryimg to awake another persona. We need Ice an Nuclear skill.
@Tatsuya, Do you think I could use a skill card, Even without a persona?
But I´m weak to Ice, so lets try nuclear.
I suppose I shall return later then. Goodbye.
Doubtful. Demons can't use them.. but maybe if you copy one into that book. *Hands Akamoto one for debilitate* Let's you debuff all the stats of a target. One at a time though.
Sorry I'm out of cards now Hillock. They're pretty rare so that's part of why we didn't​ bring em up.
*Studies card for a bit, then places the card into the Grimoire, closes it hard and then opens it again*

Nope still there, here.

*Gives debilitate back to Tatsuya*

Guess its back to learning magic through watching it...
Don't worry. I´m happy with mine already.
Want debilitate then Hillock?
Ah, so you use these cards to enhance magical capabilities? Im my world, we slather weapons with magic resin or enchant them
I've heard of enchanting weapons, but resin? Your world is so foreign, even to me and that's saying something.
Resin? Isn't that the stuff off of trees? Man your world must have some weird wildlife.
... ok, I will see what I can do with it, @Tatsuya
Why, yes it is. Specifically pine resin for the elements of fire, lightning and poison, magical gel that imbues the weapon with magical power, and.....pale pin resin from irythill, that is particularly abhorred by everybody. Also....human resin....from ash and bone
*Hands Hillock the card* Alright have fun. And with that I must go.

OOC: to work oh God no.