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-Reaper-
Reaper Cafe
A place for scary dudes like me
goroami
Tracer mains are better.
-Reaper-
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-Reaper-
Or something
--Morgana--
You'll never take me alive!

*Goho-Ms out of this thread*
-Reaper-
Weird guy
goroami
@-Reaper- Do you main Reaper? (Sounds like a pretty dumb question, sorry XD!)
-Reaper-
@goroami Yes
goroami
@-Reaper- Anyone else? I have 60+ hours of Tracer, man I'm sad.
-Reaper-
@goroami have a seat if you want
-Reaper-
Or run just like everyone
goroami
sure
-Reaper-
You gonna run?
goroami
no, ima sit.
-Reaper-
@goroami do you want to order?
goroami
what do you have?
-Reaper-
Coffee and food and some alcohol
goroami
I'll take some moonshine, thanks.
-Akira_Kurusu-
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There were certainly a lot of cafes in the past which have succeeded
-Reaper-
@goroami Here
-Reaper-
@-Akira_Kurusu- do you want to order?
goroami
@-Reaper- Thanks, now I can drink away all my sorrows and get drunk
-Reaper-
If you want some music there is a jukebox there
-Akira_Kurusu-
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No thank you, I appreciate the offer but I had lots of water
-Reaper-
Ok then
-Reaper-
Ok then
-Reaper-
*grabs a book and starts reading*
-Reaper-
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-Reaper-
Lets wait for costumers then
-Akira_Kurusu-
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This might take a while so I'll stick around *adjusts glasses*
-Reaper-
Ah you are still here
-Reaper-
Are you looking for a job or are you just bored
3xcal1bur
*walks in*
Tonaktsu curry and soda please.
-Akira_Kurusu-
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I've got nothing else better to do and I want to see if this cafe gets popular
-Reaper-
@3xcal1bur Here i am surpised you are here
-Reaper-
Looks like you got a girl with you
3xcal1bur
@-Reaper-
Thanks man.
This is a new restaurant so I wanted to try it.
-Reaper-
Enjoy the food
-Reaper-
*continues to read book*
MakotoYuki41
Get me a raman
-Reaper-
@MakotoYuki41 Here enjoy it
MakotoYuki41
thanks
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MakotoYuki41
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MakotoYuki41
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-Reaper-
????
MakotoYuki41
link isnt working
3xcal1bur
Oh no is he having a seizure
MakotoYuki41
I am not you are
-Reaper-
*continues to read*
-Reaper-
So are you goroami's boyfriend?
MakotoYuki41
yes read my profile
-Reaper-
I read it
MakotoYuki41
Ok yeah I am
-Reaper-
Ok then
MakotoYuki41
Is there a problem with that
-Reaper-
I didnt said anything
MakotoYuki41
ok.
-Akira_Kurusu-
NANIIIII?????????
CrowNotGoroAkechi
I need healing
-Akira_Kurusu-
YOU BASTARD YOU JUST COPIED MY ABOUT ME!
-Reaper-
Ah you're back
-Akira_Kurusu-
I'm Goroami's boyfriend! Not this imposter!
-Akira_Kurusu-
Seriously this isn't funny
MakotoYuki41
No, you're the imposter
-Reaper-
So this is an imposter i knew he was weird
MakotoYuki41
Yes,Akira is the imposter
-Reaper-
I was talking about you @MakotoYuki41
-Akira_Kurusu-
Fuck you
MakotoYuki41
no.
MakotoYuki41
I am goroami's boyfriend not you
-Akira_Kurusu-
You are a piece of shit
-Reaper-
Get out here @MakotoYuki41 before i get mad
--Morgana--
Two warriors head to head, each claiming to be the object of their love interests affection... There's only one way to settle this...

In a steel cage!
MakotoYuki41
why are you mad
-Akira_Kurusu-
I'm disgusted by this fake
MakotoYuki14
Get out now
MakotoYuki41
You are the fake
MakotoYuki41
Another fake account
-Reaper-
@MakotoYuki41 you are acting like a fucking child
-Akira_Kurusu-
That's my other account you dumbass
-Reaper-
@MakotoYuki41 get out here
MakotoYuki41
You guys are the child don't believe him, he's the fake
-Akira_Kurusu-
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What's the matter, are you simply going to watch?
MakotoYuki41
Eww look at this fake, he's so cringey
-Reaper-
You can fuck off if you know what's good for ya!
-Akira_Kurusu-
I have a gut feeling that may not be true but I think MakotoYuki41 is Gorami in disguise and she's testing my anger
-Akira_Kurusu-
But I could be wrong though
MakotoYuki41
Yes I am goroami
-Akira_Kurusu-
Oh I'm so sorry
MakotoYuki41
Now i will break up with this erd
-Akira_Kurusu-
I just can't stand imposters
MakotoYuki41
i am real
-Akira_Kurusu-
And I don't like it if someone comes between me and her
-Reaper-
I am confused
MakotoYuki41
too bad that I'm dating her, you should try again
-Akira_Kurusu-
I could tell it was you when I checked your account because you just joined right now
-Reaper-
So this is her?
-Akira_Kurusu-
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Hahahahahaha! Sure you are Makoto
MakotoYuki41
who
-Reaper-
Or what
MakotoYuki41
yes this is goroami
-Akira_Kurusu-
Honestly Reaper I'm on a gut feeling
-Reaper-
Let me test it
MakotoYuki41
but i am the real yuki
MakotoYuki41
how do u test
-Reaper-
What did you order from here?
MakotoYuki14
I'm Yuki
-Reaper-
OOC: its over 100 thanks guys
-Akira_Kurusu-
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Hahahahahahahahaha!
MakotoYuki41
umm
MakotoYuki41
the moonshine i can see it
MakotoYuki41
see now im goroami
-Akira_Kurusu-
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Show me your true form!
-Reaper-
Yes the order was Moonshine
MakotoYuki41
i did
MakotoYuki41
see i can just look up in the thread but i asm goroami
-Akira_Kurusu-
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I'm not satisfied
MakotoYuki41
i win, fake yuki, im the real Yyuki
-Reaper-
Not true
3xcal1bur
oh god its a cringe fight
*eats food*
*opens soda*
its time to watch
MakotoYuki14
You have lots spelling mistakes
MakotoYuki41
3xcal1bur i want to eat
MakotoYuki41
I need to type sanic fast
-Reaper-
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-Akira_Kurusu-
Not exactly Excalibur I'm very confused of the matter
3xcal1bur
@MakotoYuki41
thats how i know youre the fake
the real makoto yuki would never bother to type my name in l33t he would just type "Excalibur"
-Reaper-
Just get out @MakotoYuki41
MakotoYuki41
but i am goroami because reaper says that
-Akira_Kurusu-
Call me when this is over
MakotoYuki41
you lose akira reaper said im goroami. admit your defeat.
-Reaper-
I never said that dumbass
-Akira_Kurusu-
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If you'll excuse me I need to go study
MakotoYuki41
yes you did i am goroami
MakotoYuki41
akira is dumb
-Akira_Kurusu-
I'd be nice if you used your other account Makoto
-Reaper-
OOC: i go to sleep hope he didappaers soon
goroami
What happened?
MakotoYuki41
See i am goroami
-Akira_Kurusu-
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Before I go what do think of this photo makoto/goroami?
-Reaper-
Read the thread
goroami
Woah dude, that's not me.
goroami
@-Akira_Kurusu- YUSUKE!!!! <3
-Reaper-
I go sleep someone take care of this
MakotoYuki41
I will take care of this because I am goroami
-Reaper-
@-Akira_Kurusu- can you take care of this?
goroami
@-Akira_Kurusu- What just happened? are you okay?
-Akira_Kurusu-
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That's my girl!
-Akira_Kurusu-
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I know her weakness
goroami
-3- no fair!
-Akira_Kurusu-
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You seem surprised Goroami
goroami
@-Akira_Kurusu- That's not me though, I'm not 'Makoto Yuki 41.'
goroami
Hopefully they're gone
-Akira_Kurusu-
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Nani????!!!!??!??!???
-Akira_Kurusu-
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This isn't good
goroami
@-Akira_Kurusu- Umm yeah, they were lying, that's not me.
And, if you really are claiming to be me, get into my account and say pancakes.
goroami
I'll give you 5 minutes
-Akira_Kurusu-
I have no idea what you mean Goroami
goroami
@-Akira_Kurusu- To prove what 'makotoyuki41' said, (he said that he's goroami) I want him to get into my account and type in 'pancakes' into the thread to prove that he is indeed me, but no such post has appeared yet.
-Akira_Kurusu-
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I see
MakotoYuki14
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We should expose him
goroami
sure >:D
-Akira_Kurusu-
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I'll reveal your true form!
-Reaper-
*flips sign* OPEN!
Bgammax
*walks in*

Never noticed this place before, looks weird.
-Akira_Kurusu-
This place brings back some interesting memories
-Reaper-
Yeah memories
-Reaper-
Glad that guy is gone from yesterday
-Reaper-
@Bgammax do you want to order?
Bgammax
You have anything to help me take my mind off things?
-Akira_Kurusu-
On my end reaper it's 10:31 PM here
-Akira_Kurusu-
Night
AdachiImouto
Memento Mori...

...Should be this cafes official name.
LuxTenebris
So, this a cafe for scary people right?
Bgammax
that's what they say Lux
LuxTenebris
Well, I'm pretty scary considering I wear a mask everywhere.
Bgammax
I don't think that's a requirement to be scary. I mean, I knew some pretty intense people back home, and none of them wore a mask.
LuxTenebris
Huh, does the fact I tried killing a bunch of people scary?
Bgammax
Weirdly enough, that's also not a requirement. Heck, you don't even have to look intimidating. There's this girl who looks like she's 14 or something and hasn't actually hurt anyone, and she terrifies me. I guess its more that you can do it, or people think you could
LuxTenebris
Not sure if I fit that criterion after all then. Not much I can do besides nullify things.
Bgammax
well, its not like you have to be scary to hang out here. I'm only here because I've got nowhere else to go, would hate to run into that wolf, or Tatsuya again.
Mao
Do you sell souls here? I could really use a money or bear soul.
-LightningFarron-
*walks in wearing an elegant, fiery crimson dress*

Hmm...what sort of drinks can be purchased here? Might I be able to order a coffee?
LuxTenebris
I'd hate running into Tatsuya, too. He tried to shoot me after all, not like it would have done much though.
Bgammax
*glares at Mao and Lightning*
what the hell are you two doing here?
Tatsuya
OOC Oy I'm not that bad Gamma!
-LightningFarron-
LeBlanc closed, and I am quite a fan of this world's drink called coffee.
LuxTenebris
Friends of yours?
*Raises his wrist*
Bgammax
They're no friends of mine that's for sure.

Can that thing take two people?
Mao
@Bgammax just looking for some food is all, why so hostile?
-LightningFarron-
*sweeps hair aside slightly and smiles gently*

I was told I should explore and learn the area, since I appear to be stuck here. Is that an issues Mr @Bgammax?
LuxTenebris
I'm not being hostile, this thing won't hurt unless you get close to it.
Bgammax
I thought you two would be with your PRECIOUS leader, off saving the world again or whatever.
Akamoto_Shinji
*Warps in*
@Bgammax Why are you here? isn't this place for scary people?
-LightningFarron-
Leader? I am an Army of One. I am my own leader sir.
Mao
No need to be so envious of Tatsuya, besides calling him fearless leader was just a bit of sarcasm
Bgammax
So what, you're saying I don't belong here either Shinji? I've got nowhere else to go and the owner over there doesn't seem to care.
-LightningFarron-
*looks to Lux*

I dont believe we've been acquainted? My name is Claire. Claire Farron. And yours?

*gently curtsies*
Delta-M
*Walks in, looking a bit short of breath. Looks around until he sees Lightning and Mao and walks over to them*

You should have said where you were going. I almost lost sight of you two.
Bgammax
*glaring at Mao*

I've heard this speech before from a wolf, I don't need it again.
LuxTenebris
This is getting a bit crowded...
*A clicking sound begins coming from his wrist*
Akamoto_Shinji
Just sayin, don't gotta get all hot under the color man, chill.
Bgammax
Wait a minute

*attempts to grab Lux's wrist*

Wherever you're going its probably better than here.
Mao
@Bgammax I won't lecture you, I have no interest. Just know your fight is with him, don't drag me into it.
Akamoto_Shinji
*Warps subspace around Lux to keep him from going anywhere*
-LightningFarron-
*sits down*

I'm just here for coffee. Honestly...nipping at my heals...

*sighs*

Oh Serah...I pray we can be reunited soon...
LuxTenebris
*The clicking stops*
Really!
*Glares at Shinji through his mask*
You should be careful about doing that. 50% chance you displace space you know.
-LightningFarron-
Tch..! Please gentlemen. Please stop harassing the two. If youre going to be a hassle bring it elsewhere. Please. I am tired of your antics

*a cold glare*
LuxTenebris
If it's a fight you want, then I'm sorry to say I'm not a good fighter.
Bgammax
you don't have to be Lux, if its a fight they want its a fight they'll get.
Akamoto_Shinji
*Smiles at lux* Dude I've been using displacement magic since I was born, Trust me, I ain't gonna mess up now.
-LightningFarron-
Has no one taught you manners Akamoto, Mao, or Delta? Dont cause a scene in from of a lady. Youre being rude.
Akamoto_Shinji
We don't want a fight,
Mao
@-LightningFarron- I'm trying to stop the fight
-LightningFarron-
Leave these gentlemen in peace. Mr Bgammax and Mr Lux did not ask for this.
Akamoto_Shinji
*stops magic*

sorry bout that ma'am

*bows in apology*
-LightningFarron-
For people that dont want to fight, you seem very aggressive.
Mao
Then I will apologise for not making my intentions clear enough
-LightningFarron-
*crosses legs and leans back slightly*

Honestly...
Bgammax
Mr? Never had anyone address me like that before....
LuxTenebris
Magic? Don't know if you've heard but magic doesn't work so well around me. What I use is some highly advance technology.
Delta-M
I'm pretty lost here. What were you doing... Akamoto? That's your name right? And Lightning, I didn't come here looking for a fight. Malevolent shadows aren't to be found in restaurant normally.
-LightningFarron-
@Bgammax
*nods*

Do you have a preferred title?
Bgammax
Not really Lightning, I was just... Surprised is all.
Akamoto_Shinji
Huh? oh, I was just using magic to keep him here, Kinda forgot about the whole Null magic thing.
-LightningFarron-
*smiles gently and chuckles*

Okay. And please, you may call me by my real name if you'd like. I'm Claire. Claire Farron.
Akamoto_Shinji
Yea Akamoto,
LuxTenebris
Well, lucky for you I didn't null it. If I had you'd have another mess on your hands.
Mao
Niw that that's all sorted let's have a round of drinks
Bgammax
*loosens up*

alright, Claire, why are you here? We both know this isn't the place people usually go, in fact its one of the last.
Kazuya
*Kazuya stays outside of the cafe, hidden, trying to hear what they're saying inside*
...
Delta-M
I still don't know what caused this... argument? But drinks sound good Mao. A non-alcoholic one for me though.
Akamoto_Shinji
Yea you're right, Thanks for not doing that Lux, coulda been a real problem.
LuxTenebris
I'm not sure who you people are but I wouldn't mind a drink.
-LightningFarron-
Drinks are on me.
Mao
Oh good I didn't want to pay anyway
LuxTenebris
Money is just a material thing, you won't have to worry about it for long anyway...
hazama
Man, this is like the third magic resteraunt this week. Is that a record? Does anyone even care?

Anyway, hey there fellas. I'm here to uh..

Pst, Tatsy, what are we doing here again?
Delta-M
Oh right, we haven't met, have we. I'm known as Delta around here. What's your name? *To Lux.*
Akamoto_Shinji
I'm too young to drink, so I'll just lurk in the shadows.
-LightningFarron-
And @Bgammax, LeBlanc to my knowledge is closed, and Aigis' establishment doesn't sell coffee, so I came here. It seemed quieter and more relaxed that that Metis' place, so I settle on this place.
hazama
Fuck it, whatever. I'm winging it.

[pulls up a chair next to Lux]

Hey there buddy, what's up?
Tatsuya
*Tatsuya lurks outside the building with Kazuya*
-LightningFarron-
*all of the HoS get a shiver down their spines and an odd feeling that they shouldn't be here...*
Hresfroomf
I love scary Shit.
Who else loves scary Shit?
LuxTenebris
I suppose a name would help you to remember the face or mask rather. I am Lux Tenebris.
Bgammax
I didn't think LeBlanc ever closed, maybe they did because everyone was gone. I guess it doesn't really matter though.
Mao
@LuxTenebris not true! I'm a money demon, material wealth translates directly into how long I am able to live on this earth
Bgammax
you too Hazama?

Wait, this is most of the group that went with Tatsuya. What's going on here?
Akamoto_Shinji
I know that feeling! I'm out!

*Warps away*
LuxTenebris
As I said. you won't need to worry about that much longer...
-LightningFarron-
Mhm. So what is it you do @Bgammax? And your friend, Mr..?
LuxTenebris
Tatsuya? Are these people friends of his?
-LightningFarron-
I do pardon for interrupting your conversation when I entered.
-LightningFarron-
Who?
hazama
Oh, oh no.

Shit, SHIT!

What the hell was that feeling? I don't like it.

Gamma, did you feel that?
Kazuya
Dammit Gamma...*Kazuya mutters*
Mao
Truly, subtlety is not your strong suit my mechanical friend.
Bgammax
Yeah, yeah they are Lux, they were following him to do something in the metaverse.

and what is it to me? What does it matter that everyone who was with that Self-righteous prick suddenly happens to pop up right where I am, and right next to their target?
Delta-M
Lux? That's an interesting name. And I wouldn't really consider myself a friend of Tatsuya's. Or anyone really. I'm barely around enough to be an acquaintance to most honestly.
-LightningFarron-
*sighs a sits silently, looking annoyed*
Tatsuya
*I whisper to Kaz* I'm pissed at him. At least Eikichi had the balls to voice his issues with me to me. Gamma on the other hand bitches behind my back while going on about being oh so strong.
hazama
[bangs head repeatedly on the bar]

GOD
[bang]
DAMN
[bang]
IT
[bang]
Hresfroomf
Who's ready for scary Shit?
LuxTenebris
Target...? Oh, I see how it is they must have gone there and come back in disappointment.
Well, no point in sticking around with a bunch of losers then.
*He raises his wrist and the clicking begins*
Kazuya
*Whispers to Tatsuya* You have to calm down, we need to have a clear mind...
Bgammax
*attempts to grab Lux's wrist*

I'll ask you again, can that thing take two people? Wherever you're going, its got to be better than here.
hazama
Uh oh, WELP I SHOULD BE GOING NOW, HAHA.

[there is a noticable indent in the countertop]

Put that on my tab, bye now.
Tatsuya
I am calm. In an angry way but calm nonetheless.
Mao
Ah I see they are leaving. Goodbye my friends!
LuxTenebris
Sure, as long as I don't hate you anyone can come.
I think I'm feeling hungry about now.
*The clicking stops and both Lux and Gamma disappear*
hazama
[Outside, Hazama is whispering and leaning against the wall]
Kaz, Tatsy, things are bad in there. I don't know what he's up to, but it's bad. We should regroup.
-LightningFarron-
*sighs*

So much for coffee..I guess I will be going home. I have had enough of the World's antics for the day.

*stands*
Kazuya
*Kazuya storms into the cafe* DAMN GAMMA, THAT BASTARD.
Akamoto_Shinji
*Warps in* Nice job guys, ya made him leave.
-LightningFarron-
*flicks hair and walks into the street*
Mao
He's alright just a bit childish really...
hazama
Fucking hell, what do we do now?
-LightningFarron-
*grabs everyone and drags with me*
Tatsuya
*Tatsuya walks in* Well fuck that went well ok so next time Shinji stops him from getting away then we beat him into unconscious and hold him captive till he has Stockholm's​ syndrome?
Kazuya
No, we need a small group, Tatsuya.
Delta-M
That's not at all how I expected things to go. It seems nobody wants to be burdened with my memory.

*Gets dragged off?*

I can still walk you know...
hazama
H-hey lemme go Lightning, this is my best suit!

[Hazama is being dragged by his back collar, his arms and legs flailing as he complains]
-LightningFarron-
https://phansite.net/forum/topic.php?topic=5781

OOC: to avoid flooding
Mao
@Tatsuya I thought I was supposed to be the mildly evil one, but wow... juat wow
Tatsuya
It was a joke guys... Okay my sense of humor is a tad dark but really you couldn't tell I was joking?
-Reaper-
Good joke
-Reaper-
OOC: i'm at school
Bgammax
OOC: kinda sorry we hijacked your thread, but it was really convenient.
Tatsuya
Oh great Reaper likes my joke that's a good sign.

OOC: Yeah it was quite helpful.
-Reaper-
OOC:its almost 300 thanks guys
-Reaper-
OOC: i have to go so you can guys use this place
IamThou
OOC: inb4 Lena arrives
-Reaper-
flips sign* OPEN!
-Reaper-
*Grabs a book and start reading*
-Reaper-
Lets wait
Mishimans
*walks in after watching that entire conversation*

Damn and I thought I was the agressive one here ....

At least you mortals are beginning to recognize me as a wolf.
-Reaper-
@Mishimans Welcome
-Reaper-
What do you need?
Mishimans
@-Reaper-

It appears that you are a mortal with excellent etiquette.

I would like whatever your special is.
-Reaper-
I know its not very popular but i love this cafe
-Reaper-
@Mishimans Here some curry and coffee