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PrimPrim
Describe something really badly: Video Game Edition
The title says it all. Describe a video game... in a very vague or bad way. For example, Persona 3:

Teenagers shoot themselves in the heads to beat monsters in a school tower.
HibkiKuze
Ohh fun.

Legal Cockfighting.

Pokémon
Bgammax
The Lost Dimension:

Psychic teens fight both robots and each other because things are going to explode.
PrimPrim
(Ooh, love Lost Dimension! Still need to get the true ending...)

A furry saves the world with his glorified forklift.

Solatorobo: Red the Hunter
HibkiKuze
4 bros have a road trip with monsters

Final Fantasy XV
Bgammax
A Sponge fights robots, ghosts, and a Jellyfish to protect the lower half of a swimsuit from disaster.

Spongebob Squarepants : Battle for Bikini Bottom
PrimPrim
You raise over 20 magic pets and end up with repetitive missions into another world and your life wasted.

Petz Fantasy: Moonlight Magic
HibkiKuze
You share conciseness with a complete stranger for a week.

You guys guess. That'll be more fun.
Mishimans
You kill people online with a rubber band.

One Piece: Burning Blood
Bonafied-Monafied
A pink round alien goes around his planet saving the day by sucking things.
Kirby:Planet Robobot
Bgammax
Edge, all of the Edge. Also "Reason says this but I don't want to"

Tales of Berseria
HibkiKuze
We give our games some weird names. Kingdom hearts 2.8 the final chapter prologue
Makoto_Naegi
A really happy slice of life dating sim about an average boy trying to fit into a school filled not so average students.

Danganronpa
Shou_Tucker
Metal Gear Solid V
Send people to space with a reverse parachute.
HibkiKuze
@Makoto_Naegi that's the school mode.
PrimPrim
A wolf vandalizes the world to defeat evil demons!

ÅŒkami
Makoto_Naegi
True, I still can't bang Kyoko tho, so it's not a dating sim.
Tsugumi-Chan
A guy cheats on her girlfriend because he's having dreams about climbing towers and sheep.

Catherine
HibkiKuze
Plumber does no plumbing. Mario
Bonafied-Monafied
You steal the hearts of many great men and one woman.
-Persona 5
Migrant
Darkness darkness darkness darkness darkness darkness LIGHT

Kingdom Hearts
HibkiKuze
Hormonal teens kill each other on an island. Because it's a game!

Dangnanronpa 2
PrimPrim
Paper-thin doggo solves random problems in overly (for the most part) roundabout ways. With the power of rap.

Parappa the Rapper
Bonafied-Monafied
A game series with a very easy to follow plot.
-ENTIRETY OF KH
Akira
Camping gone wrong

Until Dawn
hazama
A fourteen year old fanfic writer got ahold of the script to a Disney movie

Kingdom Hearts
Tsugumi-Chan
Fighting monsters with shadows to stop a bigger shadow.

Blue Dragon.
Hibiki
I'm gonna be an ass and not name the game just for the fuck of it but

Diverse cast of sleazy not-a-native american, married man who never seems to visit his wife, angst elemental, and led by young girl who should not be in charge travel the world to steal relics, and fight assholes, demons, demon-worshippers, and Christmas Weed planet. Lesbian subtext involved.
HibkiKuze
It's all your fault they died.

Fire Emblem
Hibiki
It's pretty easy to know what I'm talking about to anyone who knows my Favorite game
PrimPrim
When regular mon catching isn't soul-shattering enough.

Pokémon (Nuzlocke challenge)
Shou_Tucker
Shotgun pointed at the face. Still misses.

Xcom
Mishimans
A lifetime fighting demons, monsters, and the insane yet no damn dragons!

All the Dragon Age Games.
Revali_Fudo
OOOOOOOOO/\OOOOOOOOO/\OOOOOOOOOO/\OOOOOOOOOOOO/\OOOOOOOOOOO/\OOOOOOOOO




Nardo Storm
Bgammax
Overly fabulous men have pair posing contests

Jo Jo's Bizarre Adventure: Eyes of Heaven
Tsugumi-Chan
Get all 108 playable characters or you won't get the cool ending

Every Suikoden game ever made
Aishiomi
Feed your family by looking a papers and using a stamp.

Papers, Please
Shou_Tucker
Family reunion gone horribly wrong.

Mother 3
Revali_Fudo
Edge
Bestiality
Robots
Talking animals
Time Travel
Gods
Takes itself way too seriously



Hint:It's not what you think it is.
Mishimans
Doggos, Doggos, all the Doggos!

Oh and maybe some tumblr on the side.


Undertale
Ene
When you take bird watching to the next level.

Hatoful Boyfriend
Aishiomi
Making an obstacle course with having no idea how to beat it

Ultimate Chicken Horse
Tsugumi-Chan
Growing food and getting all the ladies/gents

Harvest Moon
-Yaldabaoth-
Climb into the deepest pits of hell and kill Lucifer with Death's scythe because you had sex.
Dante's Inferno
Roxas-
Beat the shit out of demons with long combos and silly weapons.

DMC 3 Dante's Awaking.
Bonafied-Monafied
@Shou_Tucker Holy shit, that made me laugh but also sad at the same time
Aishiomi
Witch that lost her memories and goes on a quest to find them by fighting baby faced angels with booty

Bayonetta
HibkiKuze
Augmented reality goes to far. Devil Survivor Overclocked
imtherealklib
Boy with heartaches takes advantage of disabled women.

Katawa Shoujo
FemBFMF04
Pink armless, legless, and bodyless baby uses a mechanic to stop the guy who runs the space stock market or something from using a cylinder to kill things.

Kirby: Planet Robobot.
FemBFMF04
Furry goes fast to stop his evil breakfast.
Sonic the hedgehog.
Tsugumi-Chan
Everything is blocks

Minecraft
Bgammax
Everything is blocked

Trying to play games at school
Delta-M
Electric middle schooler fights an evil corporation to protect the formerly abused virtual idol.

Azure Striker Gunvolt
Shiza_Salad
Invincible generic white man saves the USA amd possibly the world by killing some terrorists.

Any COD game ever...
Shiza_Salad
*and
Shiza_Salad
Man goes to hell to kill some shit, cause why not.

Doom
Makoto_Naegi
An edgy guy stops bad guys from killing robot God.

BlazBlue
Shiza_Salad
Killing shit and stealing their souls, dragon or otherwise.

Skyrim
Aki-Joker
Kill People to get their jobs, rob them out of their future and do it over and over again.

Bravely Default-Bravely Second
imtherealklib
Furries ruin everything.

Five Nights at Freddy's
Shiza_Salad
Explore the apocalyptic world, where everything is bigger and wants to dismember you. In an added bonus, radiation poisoning!

Fallout
Korumi_Alchiko
People who are part time body builder posers with weapons they should not be able the use effectively kill mythical beasts, with cats.And it's totally legal and nobody dies,

Monster Hunter 4 Ultimate
Shiza_Salad
^^^ Best.
Starwaddle
Kids fight for a powerful item in a fantasy setting before aliens come and then zombies happen and then you have to fart on a princess's balls to make everything go back to normal with no consequences besides being scarred for life.
South Park: The Stick of Truth.
imtherealklib
Kid leaves home to become a pirate.

Wind Waker
Arisu
A bunch of water in the sky tries to stop eco-terrorism

Final Fantasy VII
Unit_Spectre
Black Ops 3: Shitty Titanfall but with out the giant robots

(I like the guns though Drakon all the way)
imtherealklib
Water polo leads to adventure for a young dreamer.

FFX
Aki-Joker
Not knowing who the main character is and sky pirates, who rather walk than fly. Also bunny girls.

FFXII
Arisu
Afraid of clowns? We know what you mean

Final Fantasy VI
Shiza_Salad
@Unit_Spectre
(I'm more of a man-of-war guy myself...)
Shiza_Salad
(jk, brecchi)
imtherealklib
Surprising lack of time fuckery.

FFXIII

Fuck with time and save the world.

FFXIII-2

Fuck with time and save the world again.

FFXIII-3
Mido
Remember that one Dungeons and Dragons campaign we did? Let's make it a game.

Final Fantasy 1
imtherealklib
Remember those (Number here) Final Fantasy games we made? Let's merge them and add annoying mascots.

World of Final Fantasy
Aki-Joker
@imtherealklib Are you trying to give me nightmares?
I don't want to play this game anymore...
Inari
white-haired androids fight some weird-ass robots

(Obvious)
PrimPrim
Become a monster and get your feelings destroyed at the end!

Pokémon Mystery Dungeon
Liam
A dude travels the world along with his harem, his beloved old dude and favourite oversized bird and hopefully save the world from some cheesy tree.

FF V
Randomperson2021
Bunch of girls based on video game consoles fight people based on digital piracy. Also, any males with a detailed character model are villains. Yuri implied in some scenes.

Hyperdimension Neptunia the series.
Cait_Sith
Basically a fish tank for little people.

Tomodachi Life
Randomperson2021
Kill aliens, robots and parasitic life forms. Expect in the 4th and 5th games.

Halo the series.
Liam
Sex

any visual novel ever
Cait_Sith
Danganronpa and Higurashi beg to differ.
HibkiKuze
OBJECTION!

Pheonix Wright, Ace Attorney.
Aishiomi
Go to an art gallery but instead fall into a void and now you're at a haunted version

Ib
pixie
pink marshmallow thing vores most of the population and uses their powers to kill the rest
IamThou
Doom: The JRPG Edition

SMT: Strange Journey
Inari
Bullshit

Cat Mario, Geometry Dash etc etc
FemBFMF04
Friendship breaker: The game
Smash Bros, Mario party, Mario Kart.
FemBFMF04
Sidequests that are actually main quests: The game
Breath of the wild
Tsugumi-Chan
Survive in different areas and try to get advanced as possible without being eaten alive by dinosaurs

Ark: survival evolved
FireShadow19
Laser shoot laser robots and clones in a giant "who has the most controlled areas" map and game and if you die enough God gives you a laser sword or more powerful lasers. Hopefully a jet pack is involved in some way.

Star Wars Battlefront 2 (the original)
Tsugumi-Chan
Alchemy, a dogs, and stalkers.

Haunting Ground