Coffee Gear Solid V: Phantom Bean

You'll find here all archived threads from the Phansite forum.

Boss

Ain't a slow day anymore

-TheAkiraKurusu-

I need the usual. I am still trying to translate the last code.

Boss

@-TheAkiraKurusu-
Here we are. Be careful

Phantom_Trickster

*opens door*

I'm just not going to talk about what's going on outside.

Btw boss you seem to have a lot of commotion at your front door.

Make it a triple shit today

Kala-Nemi

Triple shit, huh?

Sounds kinda crappy

Phantom_Trickster

OOC: MY auto correct is going to make me chuck my phone ugh.

Shot*

IamThou

Hey Boss, make it black.

Boss

@Phantom_Trickster
Here we are. Thanks for coming

Boss

@IamThou
Gotcha, right here

-Labrys-

*walks in behind Phantom_Trickster, nearly tripping into him*

Same Boss..! Super super spicy curry please

RevolverOcelot

I feel the phantom pain of lacking caffeine. I'll take a black coffee.

-TheAkiraKurusu-

Welp. Someone else did the code.

Kala-Nemi

I am a very mature person, so I'll take mine black and extra strong, of course.

Boss

@-Labrys-
Here we are, real spicy

Boss

@RevolverOcelot
Black, and @Kala-Nemi
Another black

Phantom_Trickster

*almost trips*

Whoa careful there -Labrys-. You ok?

-Labrys-

*takes a few bites of curry and eyesbstart to water*

Hmmmmm..! T-Tphats the stuph..!

Kala-Nemi

...Oh, and a milk too. Please.

Boss

@Kala-Nemi
Here. And, be careful with the tears @-Labrys- it'll mess with flavor

-Labrys-

*through squinting watery eyes*

Y-yeah..! I'm g-good @Phantom_Trickster..! S-sorry..!

RobowaifuAigis

*Appears out of nowhere and sits down to drink oil*
So, who's ready for the next apocalypse?

-TheAkiraKurusu-

Wonder what happens if Sakura-san gets 10 resets for Leblanc.

hazama

Well, today's off to an eventful start.

Boss

@RobowaifuAigis
Do I seriously need to buy gallons of oil and charge for them?

Hifumi Togo

I wanted to talk to you, Boss.

Boss

@-TheAkiraKurusu-
If I get to 10 leblancs ill have enough for a fast food conglomerate

Phantom_Trickster

*sips cautiously*

Nasty_Crimeboy

Yeah can I get some fucking kfc

Boss

@HifumiTogo
Mm? What do you need?

Hifumi Togo

Do you have Discord?

Phantom_Trickster

@Boss

Careful! It's a trap!

RobowaifuAigis

@Boss
Yeah, you would probably make tons of money from me that way.

Boss

@HifumiTogo
OOC: Yep, I do have a discord

Miranda_The_Lesbian

Hey Boss, do you serve breakfast burritos?

Hifumi Togo

Would you let me add you?

Boss

@HifumiTogo
Yep, I just actually changed my ID to Boss on there.

Boss

@Miranda_The_Lesbian
Closest thing we got is panchiladas

Hifumi Togo

And your number?

Miranda_The_Lesbian

I'll take one of whatever those are then.

Boss

@Miranda_The_Lesbian
Here, it's a thin pancake folded like an enchilada, with curry inside.

Boss

@HifumiTogo
#0214

IamThou

Number guy's back at it again

Boss

Oh geez. And anybody can add me on discord if you so choose

RobowaifuAigis

Hoo boy
time to crack open the translator again.

Kala-Nemi

Does Aigis-san speak numbers? I mean, she does speak dog...

Phantom_Trickster

Don't let number guy in

Boss

I can't help if number guy gets in. I don't have mod powers. I will though because mishimadmin told me my quest, I shall complete it

-Labrys-

*holds head*

Uhhhh...Phantom_Trickster...help...sorry...

*passes out leaning up against Phantom_Trickster*

Boss

I took it to heart mishimadmin. First my stats, then your S.Link

Phantom_Trickster

@Boss

Uh, is she going to be ok? Does this happen a lot?

Hey -Labrys-, you ok? Hello?

Boss

@Phantom_Trickster
I assume she's tired

-Labrys-

*...*

OOC: I almost just passed out for real. Sorry. Just give me a second to get reorientated.

IamThou

@Boss

Hey boss, what desserts do you sell here? I'm hungry for something sweet, like me. ðŸ˜Š

Miranda_The_Lesbian

Boss. That was good. Thanks. How much do I owe you?

Phantom_Trickster

OOC: its interesting trying to keep up conversations here and concentrate on 3 other social links in P5.

IamThou

Oh no

ðŸ˜±

-TheAkiraKurusu-

This place ain't safe

IamThou

Guess it's time for Cafe LeBlanc 6: Brown Ocean

Phantom_Trickster

Uh...Boss?

-TheAkiraKurusu-

Cafe Leblanc is the new Call of Duty.

Boss

Oh no...

Boss

Call of Leblanc, coffee warfare

NotIgor

Hey boss can I get two plates of mild curry and a house blend

RobowaifuAigis

I have a bad feeling about this.

IamThou

I want pudding

Miranda_The_Lesbian

Boss, after Cafe Leblanc 6, just do what Mega Man did and open Cafe Leblanc X

AdachiImouto

Cheers to the latest apocalypse.

Refill, Boss?

Boss

@NotIgor
Sure, here you go

Boss

Alright, 3 black coffees. We're in it for the long hall

Boss

Haul*

-TheAkiraKurusu-

Sakura-san, Surprise me.

Boss

@-TheAkiraKurusu-
*Gives you an ice coffee*

-TheAkiraKurusu-

Aaaaaaaaaaahhh

Phantom_Trickster

@Boss

Ill take a house blend. I might just kick back and relax for a bit and watch the number thing play out.

nyarlathotep

I'll be honest. I left for like an hour and didn't expect things to be this crazy when I come back. Though thinking about it, I'm honestly not surprised.
Also I'll have a coffee, blacker than the void. Thanks

Boss

Alright, two house blends

AdachiImouto

How quickly one gets swept into the madness. I think even I'm starting to lose it a little.

-TheAkiraKurusu-

I'm woozy. even i am feeling woozy irl.

Phantom_Trickster

*yawn*...boss...you need throw pillows....going to lay my head down..

Zzzzzzz

RobowaifuAigis

Crap
I'm out of oil.

Boss

OOC: I am actually really tired for some reason. Kinda..lethargic of some kind

Hibiki

(Disappointed in you for not calling this The Phandom Bean)

IamThou

@Boss

Maybe you should take a nap boss. The numbers might have been too much for you.

Phantom_Trickster

OOC: I'm falling alseep while going through rank 5 of Sojiros social link.

Probably going to crash for a bit.

Boss

@Hibiki
I did call it that

Boss

I've got some fried rice....think ill chill and watch some DS YouTubers.
Not Peeve or Oroboro, fuck them

Boss

Ill check the forum still, but my responses might be a little slower...

Akechi-kun

Hello again, boss. I'll take some pancakes and coffee, as per usual.

-Labrys-

OOC: you know you weren't in a good place when just eating a small granola bar makes your vision brighter and the dark ring around it vanish.

Boss

@Akechi-kun
Here we are, thanks for coming.

nyarlathotep

OOC: I feel we're all just dying today. Cause I know I am

-Labrys-

OOC: not quite yet for me. Cell death doesn't overtake growth til like 25 or 26. Ive got another 5 or so years in me.

Boss

I mean, I just ate a big meal so it's probably just a food coma, or the fact that im a fat fuck.

nyarlathotep

Sorry, I guess I didn't clarify. I'm not dying physically. Just kinda on the inside, like 100% of the time.

Boss

@nyarlathotep
Welcome to the party

NotIgor

Cheers boss. Payments on the table

nyarlathotep

Oh, I've been at this party for a loooong time. Still, I'm happy to be included for once

Phantom_Trickster

Zzzzzzz *reaches in pocket and pulls out a wad of cash clearly too big for just a cup of coffee*

-Labrys-

OOX: I'm dying too then man. I'm dying too.

*also places cash on table and keeps leaning on Phantom_Trickster*

Boss

Ill take that as payment for getting "comfy" in my cafe

nyarlathotep

Wait we're supposed to pay for these? Well shit.

-Labrys-

I got you @nyarlathotep.

*pays for him too then continues to rest*

nyarlathotep

Fuck, I was just gonna run out of the cafe. Well thanks, man. @-Labrys-

AdachiImouto

@-Labrys- You seem tired, senpai. Did something happen?

-Labrys-

Just not enough sleep @AdachiImouto. I've been really really busy when I'm not here. There are a lot of things that require my attention..it kindda blows...

OOC: It's finals here at my Uni, and that stress has been manifesting in late night progress on the MetaNav App.

Miranda_The_Lesbian

I can't believe all of you. Sleep is for the weak.

Well, never said I was strong.

*falls down and passes out*

Boss

@-Labrys-
OOC: Don't overdo it, sure we want a metanav app but it's not worth destroying yourself over. I hate to mimic the cat but....
You look tired, you should get some rest

Phantom_Trickster

OOC:My work hours have been draining me. Starting to get eye strain staring at computers all day. I wish I was back in school. Need to finish up my transfers

-Labrys-

OOC: Oh no worries @Boss I know. Progress on the MetaNav is more of a byproduct at night. What I've been posting up in screen shots is the progress I make in my free time in the day. The lack of sleep and such is due to stress from my exams, so I work on the app because its relaxing and I find it fun.

AdachiImouto

@-Labrys- I see. I haven't been sleeping much either. I believe I am getting closer to cracking the case soon... You know, the one important to me. All I need is a little more... I believe that you will manage, honestly. With you putting up with that oil drinking friend of yours, I imagine it can't get much worse.

OOC: Try to survive and do your best. Same thing really.

Miranda_The_Lesbian

OOC:I can't fall asleep unless I'm completely tired, so some nights, (like last night), I just don't sleep

-Labrys-

@AdachiImouto that oil drinking friend is my younger sister actually...But she is far more experienced than I. So there is a reason for hanging with her.

AdachiImouto

@-Labrys- Oh? That explains it, then. I have a sibling too... But he's in trouble. I'm doing my best to save him... Having a sibling is important, I think. Even if most people don't care, it's nice to have someone sharing your struggles. Your sister is lucky to have you, senpai.

nyarlathotep

OOC: Existence is pain

AdachiImouto

OOC: Life is Okumura Palace on repeat

Miranda_The_Lesbian

OOC: Life is like being forced to play CD-i Zelda

Craven

Hello boss coffe please

IamThou

Hey boss, here's a cupcake for all your hard work!

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Craven

You have new profile picture?

Phantom_Trickster

Boss is pulling some serious hours today. I also think like half the cafe is either tired or dying.

Boss

Yep...im half dead as well. But business is business....

Miranda_The_Lesbian

I wish I had a giant giraffe of death I could ride around on and destroy the city with.... I mean...

Boss, can I have some coffee?

duck_head

I watch you sleep

Phantom_Trickster

You closing up early today? @Boss

duck_head

I MEAN

duck_head

I need coffee

Boss

Two black coffees, and I doubt it. Weekends is when I get the most customers

Sensei

Wow

AdachiImouto

My investigation is keeping me incredibly busy... But I am atleast functional.

duck_head

Does this fine establishment sell products made of coffee beans?

Miranda_The_Lesbian

Thanks boss. I'm paying for the duck

Phantom_Trickster

That's fair. Ill take some non spicy curry then. Wheres Futaba today?

duck_head

What? Why are strangers paying for me? I only wanted coffee

Boss

@Phantom_Trickster
Here we are, and I have no clue. She left a little bit ago so I assume she's at home. She can take care of herself now.

Ultrashroomz

SOJIRO, I WANT IT BLACK.

Miranda_The_Lesbian

Oh. I invite you out for coffee, but the moment we're in public, you don't know me.

I thought we were cool.

duck_head

I WANT IT HONEY ROASTED PLEASE

duck_head

I'M JK BOI

duck_head

Coffee

AdachiImouto

...You have interesting friends, Miranda.

Boss

Uh...

Phantom_Trickster

@Boss

That's good. Last night was freaking crazy. Though I have a feeling it was tamer than most , according to what I have heard.

nyarlathotep

You gonna be okay, boss?

duck_head

Hello
I am Duck
I like to quack at the pond down the street
I would like some Honey Roasted Coffee please

Miranda_The_Lesbian

Oh, yeah. Speaking of last night, my leg that I cut off finally finished growing back!

AdachiImouto

In summary: Clones, Hazama antics, and a goddess invading the cafe

Phantom_Trickster

...goddess....that invaded the cafe ?

duck_head

@Miranda_the_Lesbian
Can I eat your leg?

nyarlathotep

Oh I see. The crawling chaos coming in to order coffee is completely normal but a goddess is where you draw the line?
Glad to see I'm not special.

AdachiImouto

Well, I cannot say that I have ever talked to a duck. That's a first. though some say one of the teachers at school... erm... nevermind.

Miranda_The_Lesbian

It just grew back, Duck. Maybe another day. Boss seems too tired to clean up the mess cutting if it off would cause, anyways.

duck_head

My wife is a teacher
She has the hottest tail feathers

AdachiImouto

Yes. She was... Checking on a deal with someone. I-I dunno who though! really! it was crazy stuff.

AdachiImouto

Oh... I see.

Miss Kawakami always seemed a little... feathery.

duck_head

@Miranda_The_Lesbian
Where are the other ducks?

Phantom_Trickster

I haven't drawn the line yet. I'm waiting awhile longer. Though, i have a feeling not too long.

Miranda_The_Lesbian

I don't know. Probably in the wild somewhere

duck_head

@Miranda_The_Lesbian
You said they would be here!

Boss

Ah....um....im not even gonna question it...

duck_head

Quack

Miranda_The_Lesbian

Giraffe noises

duck_head

Giraffe-Duck Babies

Miranda_The_Lesbian

Hot

AdachiImouto

It's hard to read when the cafe sounds like a petting zoo...

Boss

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Craven

Hello

Phantom_Trickster

@AdachiImouto

What are you reading ?

Miranda_The_Lesbian

@AdachiImouto Are you reading How to Break Your Brother Out of Prison in 12 Easy Steps - 5th Edition?

AdachiImouto

@Phantom_Trickster Oh, I'm reading old news articles regarding a case I'm chasing. I have compiled a bunch of information about the strange events in Inaba in 2011. Usually I would read a normal book, but I'm close right now.

AdachiImouto

@Miranda_The_Lesbian W-What? ...Well, not a breakout, as that would be illegal... But I believe he was innocent. I'm looking for proof.

Miranda_The_Lesbian

Yeah. I met him. They locked me in the same cell as him when I got arrested.

I stole a balloon.... On free balloon day...

Anyways, he didn't seem like the psychopathic asshole everyone claims he is.

AdachiImouto

I knew it... He has to be innocent... has to.....

Though, I do wonder what kind of judge sentences someone for balloon theft. This useless justice system...

NotAJojoReference

Geez 5 Leblancs?

Miranda_The_Lesbian

I know. It didn't work anything like it did on Spongebob

Phantom_Trickster

@AdachiImouto

This sounds like a story that needs to be told.

-Labrys-

*suddenly shoots up from resting against Phantom_Trickster*

I'M AWAKE!!

Miranda_The_Lesbian

Wait. You're alive?

Well, I lost $20

AdachiImouto

@-Labrys- S-Senpai!

You, well... Recharged.

@Phantom_Trickster I made a request on the Phansite to change the heart of who I believe to be the true culprit, but nothing happened... Nothing on the TV or online about a confession.

Phantom_Trickster

Ahhhhh!

Well.....good afternoon @-Labrys-

Phantom_Trickster

@AdachiImouto

I can put in a good word with Joker about your situation.

-Labrys-

Good evening guys. Sorry bout that...I just really needed a rest.. How is everyone?

@Phantom_Trickster I-I'm sorry for s-sleepin' on you..! Real sorry..!

-Labrys-

OOC: had myself a legit 4 hour nap hahaha. I feel so much better...

Phantom_Trickster

@-Labrys-

No worries. I think I fell asleep too.

Boss charged me apparently

Miranda_The_Lesbian

@AdachiImouto

Who do you think dud it?

AdachiImouto

@Phantom_Trickster Oh? you have connections...? Then, tell him about this person... *stealthily slips him a note that says "Yu Narukami"*

@-Labrys- I am well. I just got a huge weight lifted off my shoulders. Now I actually feel like getting something new. Like, a mocha!

Futaba_Sakura

*walks in, staring at her phone, waving at everyone* Sojiro, can I get a coffee and some Curry please?
*sits with Phantom_Trickster and -Labrys-, placing her Laptop on the desk*

Phantom_Trickster

@AdachiImouto
Will do. *stuffs note in jacket pocket*

-Labrys-

I'll have some curry please! Mild. And because I'm feeling so much better, everyone's current/next orders are on me!!

Phantom_Trickster

There's Futaba!

Miranda_The_Lesbian

Yu Narukami?!

Um, I know a little about the inner workings of the Phantom Thieves... They can't change his heart.

That dude can summon a persona too. So no shadow for them to beat up.

Phantom_Trickster

@-Labrys-

Yay! Thank you!

AdachiImouto

@Miranda_The_Lesbian That is confidential. My apologies... Soon, the world will know...

Ah, and Futaba is here. How wonderful. Your generosity is appreciated as well, senpai.

Phantom_Trickster

This intrigues me as well. I thought Yu was chill.

AdachiImouto

@Miranda_The_Lesbian His heart... Can't be changed? but that's impossible! all of my findings... Criminals get punished by the Phantom Thieves, right!? that's... This has to be it...

-Labrys-

*stretches and sighs*

@AdachiImouto you're gonna have a hard time with that. I mean sure Adachi is a nice guy, and he actually helped me and everyone else back in Inaba with Sho-kun, bit to my understand he turned himself in and admitted it all with pride..

Futaba_Sakura

Of course I am here *tilts her head at Phantom_Trickster, then shrugs* where else would I be?
Also, Thank you Labrys *smiles at her, over her laptop screen, typing some more while listening to the people chat away*

AdachiImouto

@-Labrys- Then... Either Narukami is a liar and a deciever, or... no, I cannot accept that... If his heart cannot be changed, then I must do everything on my own... I apologize, senpai. Understand that there is no other way for me.

Phantom_Trickster

*continues to sip coffee*

Sounds like things are calming down now.

Miranda_The_Lesbian

@AdachiImouto

You could try summoning the Dark Brotherhood. I hear they always get the job done.

-Labrys-

You know Dojima-san brings him cabbages still right, @AdachiImouto? Yu-kun and him share a bond too. They care about him despite what he did.

FutabaMother

me could use coffee it been hard day

AdachiImouto

@Miranda_The_Lesbian Them? if it came to that... I can do it myself...

@-Labrys- Is that so...? but... If oniichan did really do it... Then he will stay in prison. When I was little, he was always nice to me despite our strict parents. I didn't have anyone else, as I was and still am a strange person. When people hear my last name, it was ridicule, and we had to move a lot... That's why I'm in Tokyo, easier to blend into a crowd... But, if he cannot be freed, what will I do? I'm just alone...

Miranda_The_Lesbian

Change your name and move to Canada?

-Labrys-

You have the Leblanc family here, don't you? And also, give Yu-kun a chance. Get to know him. He said the reason he felt so strong for Adachi was because they saw bits of themselves in each other.

AdachiImouto

@Miranda_The_Lesbian Logical, but I lack the funds to move on my own, and I'm still legally a minor.

@-Labrys- Huh... You're right. I made friends and didn't realize it... Thank you, senpai. You are something special... I think I will give him a chance. And I will keep my PI aspirations. Not out of selfishness, but because I care about the truth. Maybe I can help redeem the family name too. I want oniichan to be proud of me when he gets out!

Yu-Narukami

*opens door*
Did someone call my name?

Phantom_Trickster

@Yu-Narukami

Um....nothing . Hey, what's up?

Phantom_Trickster

@AdachiImouto

Just act natural

-Labrys-

Howdy Yu-kun! Come get somethin'! It's on me!

Yu-Narukami

Uh... whats going on?

Miranda_The_Lesbian

We were discussing ways of getting revenge on you..... I mean..... Is that a new haircut?

Phantom_Trickster

Yeah -Labrys- is feeling generous.

Come sit next to us.

Yu-Narukami

Ok. I guess I'll get some curry.

Yu-Narukami

Kind of used to people wanting revenge on me for some reason or another. It happens more often than you'd think.

Minato_Arisato

@Yu-Narukami
I want revenge on you because I had to die at the end of my journey and you didn't.

AdachiImouto

Oh, umm.

@Yu-Narukami Yu-kun, is it? I have to confess something... I was the one who sent that threatening card. I blamed you for what happened to my brother. But, Labrys-senpai made me see I was wrong. I accept what he did, as do you and him. I apologize. I would like to be friends. I want to redeem my familys name after what happened, and make him proud when he's released. So... No hard feelings?

-Labrys-

Mhmmm...I still remember the time Marie was whaling on ya for reading more of her poems. Hahahaha!

Phantom_Trickster

OOC: will be playing persona 5 with my gf. Will check in once and awhile

I'm not trying to kill you...

-Labrys-

OOC: Enjoy mate!

Bamtom1234

I require pancakes and chocolate sauce

Yu-Narukami

@AdachiImouto
Nah, I don't normally hold grudges. Besides, I know what it feels like to be afraid to be alone. That's how I felt before I made all my friends in Inaba.

-Labrys-

Place your order @Bamtom1234. it's on me today!

//Side note, @Boss isn't here right now so I'm not entirely sure where we are and how this is working. I will assume that we are getting our food, and drink, and Boss is lost in thought/has a headache and isn't talking much. hahaha.

AdachiImouto

@Yu-Narukami Thank you. Yu-kun. I will do my best, for him, myself, and my friends too.

Huh... It's strange. You guys changed my heart. Are you all Phantom Thieves or something?

Yu-Narukami

You don't need to be a phantom thief to help someone face themselves.

AdachiImouto

OOC: @-Labrys- Hah, Boss is gonna come back and be like ???. Also, this was fun, you guys are great.

Minato-Arisato-

Hey everyone

AdachiImouto

Yeah, I guess that's true. I guess in a way we're all a bit of a Phantom Thief.

-Labrys-

Hoh boi. Two Minatos...One room...please don't turn out like last night, please don't turn out like last night, please...

Minato_Arisato

Oh, hello other me.

Minato-Arisato-

I dont know what you talking about

AdachiImouto

@Minato-Arisato- Greetings. It's a bit crowded today. I will try not to get in your way.

Minato-Arisato-

I dont know what you talking about

AdachiImouto

Wait... Two of the same person? Here we go again.

Minato-Arisato-

Last night?

Minato_Arisato

I think this one is my shadow...

Minato-Arisato-

I am you from the future

Minato_Arisato

Oh, what's the future like?

Minato_Arisato

I'm probably really cool and successful in the future, right?

Minato-Arisato-

Too much tech you know

Minato_Arisato

Oh, I guess I can see that.

Minato-Arisato-

We are popular in the future

FutabaMother

me sorry for bad things but me could use cup of coffee after having arrows pulled out.

Minato-Arisato-

I came to see these phantom thieves

Yu-Narukami

@Minato-Arisato-
Why do you seem so familiar?

Minato-Arisato-

Never met you sorry

Minato-Arisato-

You maybe confusing me with someon else

Miranda_The_Lesbian

@Yu-Narukami

The only grudge I really have against yu (see what I did there) is that it was technically you dating all my waifus, and not actually me. Then I went into this whole existential crisis, blamed you, and repeatedly chose the bad ending to watch you suffer. Sorry about the 50+ times I let everyone you care about die.

If you need me, I'll be rebuilding the 4th wall that I just tore down.

Koromaru-chan

woof!
*Koromaru casually walks in and jumps right onto a chair, placing his paws up on the counter. He has a 1000 yen bill in his mouth.
Is he... getting a plate of curry...?

AdachiImouto

...Is this dog ordering something? where did it come from?

Boss

Uh...you want something boy?

Aigis

koromaru get back here! *Crashes through the window. We must return to the dorm at once!

Boss

DAMMIT!

YOU'RE PAYING FOR THAT!

Koromaru-chan

arf arf!
*He drops the bill on the counter and nudges it towards Boss with his nose.
With a wag of his tail, he starts to sniff at the plate of curry next to him, with the owner of said plate scooting their plate away with a bewildered expression on their face...
It seems he wants a plate of curry too?

Koromaru-chan

r-ruff!
*Koromaru jumps off his chair and runs back through the door and into the streets. Seems he won't be getting curry today.. but you assume you can at least keep the bill...?

Phantom_Trickster

@Boss

Something tells me this isn't the first time your cafe suffered damage.

Boss

Hmm...if he ever comes back. Ill give him something.

Aigis

Oh no, Koromaru-chan is gonna get away. Sorry sir but i must leave at once. *crashes through the other window on the way out

Boss

@Phantom_Trickster

I think you know the answer to that question

Boss

GODDAMMIT

AdachiImouto

Umm... Would you like me to call repairs, Boss?

Phantom_Trickster

And there it is....

*moves away from the glass*

Boss

Ugh, @AdachiImouto

Please. And ill make sure to bill it to them

Phantom_Trickster

*takes broom from closet and starts sweeping *

Figured it would be better to clean it up on case some other form of shenanigans happen.

AdachiImouto

*calls building repairs with cellphone* Yes. LeBlanc in Yongen Jaya... There's a door and wall missing... Thank you... *Hangs up and sighs*

I don't envy Labrys-senpai, having such a crazy sister.

Cloud

...... May i get a cup of coffee? Any kind would do.

Boss

@Cloud

Here we are.

Cloud

Thanks

Phantom_Trickster

@AdachiImouto

How long will they be?

AdachiImouto

They should arrive soon. Civil services in Tokyo are well funded.

...Also, that customer must use a lot of hairgel...

Phantom_Trickster

He's got glowing green eyes too....

-Labrys-

*stumbles in and stands up strait like a board before collapsing on the floor in a dogeza bow*

I AM SO SORRY BOSS!! I am so sorry my sister has caused such extensive damage to your shoppppp!!

AdachiImouto

Labrys-senpai! umm... Your sister did some damage... But I'm glad you're here.

Phantom_Trickster

*yawn*

Ok, I have drank enough coffee today.

Night Boss, Night cloud , Night @-Labrys- ,Night AdachiImouto

Phantom_Trickster

*pays*

-Labrys-

Goodnight @Phantom_Trickster. Uhm...t-thanks again for letting me sleep on you...see you round.

Phantom_Trickster

*smiles and waves *

AdachiImouto

@Phantom_Trickster Have a good evening.

@-Labrys- So... It's just us while repairs clean up.

-Labrys-

*starts doing dishes and cleaning up everyone's abandoned plates and cups*

So it would seem. Everyone else just up and vanished at the drop of a hat.

AdachiImouto

*joins, cleaning up debris and used silverware*

Given the incident, it's unsurprising... It looks like the yakuza went crazy in here. But... This is nice in its own way.

IamThou

Is this place still open? I need something to calm me down.

Like, something got over me and I don't know why...

Please helpðŸ˜«ðŸ˜«

-Labrys-

*sighs and chuckles*

If only it were something as reasonable as the Yakuza...but nope. A robot girl with guns for fingers. I really do feel bad for Boss sometimes. Sometimes being at least 12 times a day.

-Labrys-

*glances back at @IamThou*

I mean technically no I dont think...but no worries. Here. I can make some tea real quick for you...

*makes a gentle almond camomile tea and pours it*

*slides it over to @IamThou along with a small plate of sugar cubes*

IamThou

Thank you!

*Struggles to sip from the cup due to shaking*

AdachiImouto

Boss is tough. He maintains this cafe despite the world ending numerous times... And he tolerates weird customers like us.

-Labrys-

*sits next to @IamThou and gently places a hand on their back, rubbing slightly*

Hey...what's wrong..? You're shaking quite a bit...

AdachiImouto

@IamThou Ah, welcome!

Boss is resting. We are merely filling in. Forgive us. Would you like an omelet? I can prepare that well enough.

-Labrys-

Yeah youre right @AdachiImouto...I wouldn't be surprised if Lablanc 6 opened tomorrow...that man. He's resilient. Doesn't give up. Its a good resolve that I respect a lot.

IamThou

It's alright Labrys... I'm fine now.

I just felt like posting cannibalism stuff for some reason.

Thanks.
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Izanami-no-Okami

*Rips roof off building*
Foolish mortals! It is I back to get my revenge upon Yu Narukami and all his... wait is he not here...

AdachiImouto

I can relate... Though, I needed saving at the end of it. You're the warrior here, senpai.

and... Cannibalism? what?

-Labrys-

(Q_Q)

What...Cannibalism...

IamThou

Uhh, refer to "Sweet Pancakes"

-Labrys-

Go home @Izanami-no-Okami. You said you'd leave the world alone, so scram!

AdachiImouto

You missed him, Izanami-sama... It's quite late now.

Hitler

May I get a cup of coffee Nyeheheh?

Izanami-no-Okami

Uh... ancient goddess that wants to destroy the human race here... anyone?

-Labrys-

@IamThou ah that one..yeahhhh. I went and looked at pictures of puppies after that one..

Izanami-no-Okami

Oh, if they're not here I'm leaving...

IamThou

@Izanami-no-Okami
Thanks for coming though!
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-Labrys-

Sorry...Hitler...we closed...all I have is some tea...yeesh..never thought I'd offer Hitler tea..what is the world coming too...hope it resets soon...

Yu-Narukami

*enters cafe*
Why is the roof look a bit broken?