Leblanc: Scholar of the First Bean

You'll find here all archived threads from the Phansite forum.

Shiza_Salad

*mishimans. did I mention screw autocorrect?

Mishimans

@Shiza_Salad

Thanks and also yep auto correct sucks.

Ugh when is the fight going to occur i'm all ready and stuff ...

FutabaAlibaba

*SLAMS DOOR SEVERAL TIMES*
WHATS GOING ON HERE

Akamoto_Shinji

*Teleports in covered in liquid*

That is the last time I panic Teleport!
Three days spent in what can only be described as the meat dimension.
I need some orange juice. -_-

AdachiImouto

@FutabaAlibaba
Please refrain from slamming the door.

@Akamoto_Shinji
Hello. Congratulations on not becoming a jellyman. Here's your orange juice.

Akamoto_Shinji

Thank you.

ThatOtherHibiki

OOC: sorry, back home where WiFi is. Literally the worst shadow in phansite history. Ffs.

YES HELLO! IT IS I, ME! I AM READY TO FIGHT NOW!

Akamoto_Shinji

A fight? In here?

ThatOtherHibiki

YES, IT HAS BEEN DELAYED BY MY CONSTANT COMOTOSE STATE. PROBABLY DUE TO MY OTHER SELF FAINTING EARLIER.

Akamoto_Shinji

*finishes drink*
Anyone know where I can find a shower? I'm covered in meat juices, and its disgusting.

Tatsuya

Wow are we fighting shadow Hibik!

ThatOtherHibiki

JUST ACROSS THE WAY IS A BATH HOUSE.

Akamoto_Shinji

I think its just between mishimans and her.

Akamoto_Shinji

THANK YOU!

ThatOtherHibiki

HMMM...THE ONE CALLED TATSUYA HUH? MY FIGHT WAS ORIGINALLY AGAINST THE DOMESTICATED SHADOW, BUT IT'D BE A WASTE TO STOP AT ONE FOR A KILLING SPREE.

Mishimans

@ThatOtherHibiki

Are you seriously ready this time, because I just wasted time waiting for you to show up.

Tatsuya

Hey Mishimans is a friend so that means I'll fight with him if he's not possessed!

Mishimans

@ThatOtherHibiki

FOR THE LAST TIME YOU PSYCHOTIC FUCK I AM NOT DOMESTICATED. I WILL PISS ON YOUR GRAVE ONCE I KILL YOU.

ThatOtherHibiki

OF COURSE I AM READY! WHY ARE YOU YELLING?

-Labrys-

OOC: Hey guys, sorry I just disappeared. Some things needed my attention in the real world and then I somehow got sucked into coaching my sister through Okumura's Palace...

Tatsuya

Heh the one called Tatsuya? Who the hell do you think I am!

Mishimans

@Tatsuya

Thanks for the offer of assistance, but to keep my manhood intact I must fight this beast myself.

Mishimans

@ThatOtherHibiki

BECAUSE YOU WERE THE ONE THAT STARTED YELLING THE FIRST PLACE. ALSO YOU MADE ME HELLA PISSED AT THIS POINT!

Tatsuya

Well alright man if you feel the need to do it yourself.

Tatsuya

But do you have a weapon? If not I'll lend you my sword.

Yu-Narukami

Well, I kind of remember saying that I'd help catch shadow Hibiki so I'll help out too.

-Labrys-

What is even happening right now...

*climbs out of my box*

Yu-Narukami

If that's how you want it Mishimans.

Tatsuya

*Whispers to Yu* Let him do it himself guy badly needs a victory to call his own.

ThatOtherHibiki

I- oh..not used to this outside world yet.. I do apologize for yelling. But I will be taking your head!

{BRANDISHES A LARGE SPEAR}

Have at thee!

Mishimans

*Pulls out twin knives*

For the second time today I am ready when you are. Come at me bitch.

PinkGuy

*Bursts into the cafe*

bOSS

I NEED COFFEE BOSS

ThatOtherHibiki

{THE SHADOW RUSHES TOWARDS MISHIMANS}

Don't disappoint me!

-Labrys-

*slams axe down between @ThatOtherHibiki and @Mishimans*

What in the blazes is going ON in @Boss's cafe!!!!

Mishimans

*Leaps back from the axe*

We are settling our differences like mature shadow people.

Akamoto_Shinji

*warps in*
Hm? Did the fight stop?

Nozomu

*enters*

What is going on here...?

ThatOtherHibiki

{COILS BACK FROM THE AXE}

Oi! For a cutey you can be rough, I don't mind that though..

{LICKS LIPS AND FINGER GUNS}

Mishimans

@-Labrys-

I already promised Adichil that I wouldn't destroy the cafe in the process. So just let me take this crazy one down please.

Mishimans

@ThatOtherHibiki

Hey no sexy times when the two of us are supposed to be fighting. If I am getting none then you are not getting any either.

Tatsuya

Relax Labrys if he smashes the place I'll cover repairs. Just tell the weirdos in black suits to put it on my tab.

Tatsuya

Also she's got a girlfriend who murder you for that shadow Hibiki.

ThatOtherHibiki

@-Labrys- If you want to punish me instead, we can go somewhere private little miss Adorabot!

ThatOtherHibiki

The more the merrier, anyways, can we get back to it Ms. Axe?

Akamoto_Shinji

I'm confused, is she flirting with the robot chick?

Persona

Why are two aspects of myself fighting?

Mishimans

*Loses all chill*

OKAY THAT IS FUCKING IT! YOU HAVE BEEN GOADING ME INTO A FIGHT ALL DAY JUST TO FLIT WHILE WE ARE IN THE MIDDLE OF IT!

*Grows a warped smile*

When i'm done they will be cleaning your blood from the walls

*Charges and Tackles ThatOtherHibiki*

-Labrys-

I was hoping for a normal day...just one thing first. Both if you. Hand over your wallets. To ensure you have to come back to me at some point.

Tatsuya

Yes it's Hibiki's shadow why wouldn't she flirt with Labrys?

-Labrys-

*holds @Mishimans by the the hair*

Ahem

Akamoto_Shinji

Ah, I'm still new here remember? Can't say i've ever met Hibiki.

Mishimans

*eye twitches a bit*

@-Labrys-

Really just when I was going to let out my anger ???

*Drops the wallet*

There now can I finally kill this bitch?!

Tatsuya

Oh so you haven't. Yeah she's a lesbian so it makes sense her shadow would be.

Akamoto_Shinji

Gotcha.

ThatOtherHibiki

{THROWS WALLET TO LABRYS WITH A NOTE CONTAINING MY CELL NUMBER}

Call me bb. Alright. You were interrupted. Come at me again. Free hit.

Yu-Narukami

@Mishimans
Easy there...there are other ways of dealing with this.

Mishimans

@ThatOtherHibiki

I'm afraid that was your first mistake.

*Swipes at both of Hibiki's ankles*

Persona

@Mishimans
Give in to madness, let out your rage and become one with the true self!

Tatsuya

Don't listen to Persona!

Akamoto_Shinji

A talking butterfly huh? This place is full of surprises.

ThatOtherHibiki

{ANKLES ARE VISIBLY SLASHED AND A DARK MIST BEGINS FLOWING FROM THEM}

Hmm. Not a bad start, but I've already been rejected, so you're going to need to do better than that!

ZIODYNE!

{LIGHTNING COMES SPRAWLING TOWARDS MISHIMANS}

Persona

@Akamoto_Shinji
Want to see the darkness in your heart? I'll show it to you free of charge.

-Labrys-

*takes wallets and returns to behind the counter, brewing some fresh coffee*

This place... *sigh*

Akamoto_Shinji

Darkness of my heart... doesn't sound all that bad to be honest, darkness isn't necessarily evil after all.

Mishimans

*Gets struck by the lightning and falls to one knee*

Heh i'm sorry, but I have been through some shit today so I am afraid that I'm little numb to pain at this point.

Merlin, Diarma!

*Charges at Hibiki once again this time aiming for the jugular*

PinkGuy

*Autistic screeching in a Japanese dialect*

Kazuya

Shinji, it's not as simple as it sounds!

Shadow-Nightstalker

*pops out of the t.v.*

Sup everyone, and you ok Labrys?

REAL_MOTHMAN

*Pops into thread*

"YO ANYBODY GOT ANY ROLLING PAPERS?"

PinkGuy

@-Labrys-
boss

boss pls

i need a coffee boss

Akamoto_Shinji

I'll refuse then.

Shadow-Nightstalker

*looks at the disfunctional @PinkGuy*

...are you sure about that???

Persona

@REAL_MOTHMAN
Stupid Moth! Get out of here this is my domain!

PinkGuy

@Shadow-Nightstalker
*making spastic tongue flicks*
yes boss

i need coffee pls

i have a nutsack cancer

ThatOtherHibiki

{BLOCKS THE STRIKE WITH THE SPEAR}

Huh. You've a Persona. Fitting a nobody like you would have a wizard. GOD HAND!

{THE SHADOW AIMS A PUNCH FOR THE GUT}

Persona

@Akamoto_Shinji
But it'll be fun! I promise! I'll have a lot of fun using your shadow to destroy humani-I mean to pick flowers because I'm a butterfly.

Shadow-Nightstalker

@PinkGuy
TO MUCH INFO!!!

@ThatOtherHibiki
Watch where you aim that!

REAL_MOTHMAN

@Persona

LIKE DUDE I DON'T WANNA BE HERE BUT I NEED SOME MORE ROLLING PAPERS IM TRYNA GET BLAZED MA BOI

PinkGuy

@Shadow-Nightstalker
bOSS PLS

Akamoto_Shinji

@Persona You aren't too good at negotiating are you?

-Labrys-

*slides @PinkGuy a fresh house blend coffee*

Here you are. Careful its hot.

And hello @Shadow-Nightstalker. I'm fine. Anything I can get for you?

Shadow-Nightstalker

Sorry @-Labrys-, the weirdness level is off the charts bye-bye

*pops back in but drops a bag of food while going back in*

Mishimans

*Sidesteps the punch*

*One of the knives side sweeps Hibiki's side*

You realize it is actually the opposite right? Having a persona means that I actually am a person.

*Continue moving towrads Hibiki's back*

I feel sad that the same can;t be said for you.

Akamoto_Shinji

As someone without a persona I find that slightly insulting.

PinkGuy

*takes coffee, dumps it on his crotch*

*the pink retard begins to shout in an autistic manner, beginning to run around the cafe while turning paintings and photographs slightly crooked*

-Labrys-

*goes and picks up the food, examining it closely*

Huh..? @Shadow-Nightstalker...

-Labrys-

*looks at @PinkGuy*

...Why...

Primus-TaAun

*enters in but with massive bulk obliterates the door*

Hello Lady Labrys, I am Shadow's general Primus Ta-Aun

*sees the bag of food and picks it up*

This bag is the king's lunch...must've forgot it.

*shoves his giant Cabal fist into the tv and drops it off*

Akamoto_Shinji

Wackjobs, every world has to have them huh.

ThatOtherHibiki

{MORE BLACK SMOKE COMES OUT MY SIDE}

Grrr. You're pissing me off.

{SPINS THE SPEAR AND TURNS AROUND TO STAB AT MISHIMANS, THE SHADOW NOW STANDING ON ITS FEET BACKWARDS}

PinkGuy

*rips the ass part of his body suit, takes a dump on the floor and begins to breakdance over it*

Primus-TaAun

I question the people who resides in this cafe...

*sits down but breaks the seat due to sheer weight*

Sorry about the seat and door, I will fix it before my leave.

Akamoto_Shinji

Don't worry, most of us are sane.

-Labrys-

*blinks and looks up at @Primus-TaAun*

Uh huh...Uhm...Can I get you anything sir..?

PinkGuy

*is now just shitting into every coffee mug*

Primus-TaAun

I like a nice lemon tea thank you.

*drops a brick of gold infront of Labrys*

-Labrys-

OOC: I no longer recognize PinkGuy as an active member of the thread. Please ignore all actions on his part, as they are hereby expunged from the story of this thread.

Mishimans

*The spear stabs through a previously existing chest wound releasing a ton of black smoke*

ARGHHHHHH!!!!

*Grits teeth*

Looks like I really need to make you suffer.

*Does not turn around*

Merlin, Bufula!

Primus-TaAun

OOC Good idea...his/her sheer stupidity makes me question humanity as a whole.

-Labrys-

*slides @Primus-TaAun a fresh lemon tea, a slice of lemon adorning the rim of the glass as well*

Here you are kind sir!

Akamoto_Shinji

Great. Now its cold in here.

PinkGuy

*goes on an autistic rampage*

Primus-TaAun

You are very welcomed, my King is correct, your kindness is more warmer than the biggest sun

*picks up the tea and drinks it through his helmet*

-Labrys-

*pulls out phone*

I got this by the by @Primus-TaAun.

*talks for a bit then hangs up as several men in black suits come in and repair the door, as well as leave a new seat next to @Primus-TaAun*

"It's strong enough for you sir" *one says before they all exit, the cafe structurally back to normal*

bluehairedemo

Huh? Dammit, fell asleep again...

Primus-TaAun

Amazing, like a queen you call upon subjects with a single call.

*gets up and sits on the more durable seat*

ThatOtherHibiki

{THE ICE ENCASES THE SHADOW}

...Hm...didn't want to do this...

{A DARK CLOUD BEGINS FORMING IN THE ICE WITH LIGHTNING BOLTS CRACKING THE ICE. SUDDENLY THE ICE EXPLODES AND WITHIN THE FOG FLOATS A LARGE BEING SIMILAR TO A MECHA, ITS RIGHT ARM BRANDISHES THE SPEAR BUILT-IN}

I AM A SHADOW. THE TRUE SELF!

Let's end this.

Primus-TaAun

And my king told me to show you a clip that he recorded.

*presents everyone a clip of Sunbreaker getting stuck by a grenade and suicide bombing the person who threw it*

-Labrys-

Nah, I'm no queen @Primus-TaAun. I'm not as kind as I could be either. I just have connections and understand that alotta people come from all sorts of walks of life. We all got some kindda baggage and just want a place to belong, relax, and enjoy ourselves. I just wanna help @Boss by fostering that mentality and atmosphere here.

Mishimans

WELL FUCK

I CAN'T DO ANY OF THAT

bluehairedemo

Wait... the hell is going on?

-Labrys-

Oh God! Sunbreaker!

*gasps and brings hand to mouth*

Mishimans

*Quickly pulls out of spear and moves a good distance way*

*Proceeds to crouch down bearing both knives in front*

-Labrys-

OOC: Mishimans and ThatOtherHibiki are fighting, Primus-TaAun is talking to me and showing us video of Sunbreaker sacrificing himself, PinkGuy is being ignored and his comments are not to be considered part of the thread story, and Akamoto_Shinji is simply observing?

Akamoto_Shinji

Mish and the other shadow are fighting and the robots are mingling.

Sunbreaker-Titan

*headbutts out of the ground*

I HEAR YOU WERE~

*sees the clip and is instantly feels regret*

NOPE!!!!

ThatOtherHibiki

Feel the might of my lightning!

{THE SHADOW RAISES ITS SPEAR ARM}

Taste my power! Thunder Reign!

Akamoto_Shinji

Simply observing.
*Drinks OJ*

bluehairedemo

OOC: I get it..... I DoN't GeT iT

Persona

@Mishimans
Can't do it...or won't do it, all you have to do is embrace your nature as a shadow.
*The butterflies voice becomes distorted*
Embrace me into thine soul...

-Labrys-

@Sunbreaker-Titan?? What in the world..?

*pulls up out of the ground*

Sunbreaker-Titan

NOPE NOPE NOPE PRIMUS TURN IT OFF!!!

*Runs up to the giant taken Colossus and try to turn it off*

How do you turn this thing off?!?!

Mishimans

Holy fucking shit!

Merlin, Bufula!

*Is able to prevent some of the electricity from connecting, but is thrown against a cafe wall*

*Begins to cough up black smoke*

You bitch don't get cocky just, because you have another form.

BUFU!

Shiza_Salad

@Mishimans you win yet? no? you better win. I've got ten thousand yen riding on this.

Akamoto_Shinji

And now it's freezing in here.

Shiza_Salad

OOC: also yeah, hi guys. I still exist. I just took a nap. how's everything?

Mishimans

*Covers ears in attempt to block Persona's voice*

No I refused to be controlled by another asshole today.

Primus-TaAun

To explain @-Labrys-, it was a crucible match and he got stuck by a fusion grenade and he kamikaze the person who threw it, his and the enemy team dropped dead laughing at him and the person.

bluehairedemo

OOC: I have no idea anymore

Persona

@Mishimans
Control? You misunderstand, it's simple I am you and you are me. I ask only that you remember who and what you really are.

ThatOtherHibiki

{THE SHADOW BLOCKS THE SPELL WITH ITS SPEAR}

To think that I'd be pushed to use this form, trust me Mishimans. I'm not being cocky. You truly are beyond my expectations, and thus you must be exterminated before you become a nuisance.

Come! MORNING STAR!

{THE SHADOW LUNGES FORWARD SPEAR AT THE READY, AIMING FOR MISHIMAN'S ABDOMEN}

-Labrys-

Ah, Howdy @Shiza_Salad. Wanna hit?

Ahhh...That's interesting @Primus-TaAun...So are Crucible Matches virtual? Or are you temporarily immune to death?

Sunbreaker-Titan

Yeah, and I got the scars to PROVE IT

*takes off his chest plate and points a giant scar on his once perfect chiseled body*

Akamoto_Shinji

Dude I have scars too but you don't see me exposing myself to the world.

Sunbreaker-Titan

We are guardians @-Labrys-, we cheat DEATH when we die, and Crucible matches are on locations on Mars, Venus, Earth, the moon, and EVEN THE DREADNAUGHT!!!

-Labrys-

*gently runs my cold metallic fingers down the length of the scar*

Oh my...

PinkGuy

wHY DONT YOU LOVE ME?

PLSSS BOSS

I NEED TO FEED MY CHILDREN WITH PUSI

Mishimans

*With little time to dodge the spear ends up connecting*

Well Fu-

*It stabs through the abdomen causing a massive amount of smoke to spill out*

*then gets forcibly pinned against the wall*

This wasn't how the fight was supposed to end...

*End up look at persona with faded vision*

So if I remember who I am then I can escape dying like this ...

Sunbreaker-Titan

Scars upon scars on one spot

*points up one finger* ONE!

Hit by grenades yeah, getting hit by a sword gotta have one, having HALF a rib cage missing from a shotgun blast!!

DADE

FRUIT SNACKS!!!

Primus-TaAun

Yes, crucible is littered with very poorly unskilled guardians. And the Crucible was once a way to train guardians, but now it is like a game for everyone to watch.

ThatOtherHibiki

You fought well Mishimans. But opposing me was your first and final mistake.

{REMOVES SPEAR}

Shiza_Salad

@-Labrys- sure why the hell not?

-Labrys-

*snaps my fingers*

~Mishimans inexplicably feels better, his wounds healing as the scent of pumpkin spice and open fields washes over him!~

~"Don't give in, Child of Man!"~

Persona

@Mishimans
Now's the time to strike back, I just need an answer. Yes or no?

Sunbreaker-Titan

*on the verge of a meltdown*

I AM AWARE SHE KNOWS THAT YOU F'ING THICK PRICK!!!

*faints due to having a mental crash*

-Labrys-

*pours @Shiza_Salad and shot of my whisky and smiles*

So how have you been Shiza? I've missed ya.

*scratches head and nods towards @Primus-TaAun and @Sunbreaker-Titan*

Interesting...

Shiza_Salad

@-Labrys- I've been alright. I got over my crippling depression and got out of a very dark place. how have you been? keeping well, I assume.

Primus-TaAun

*stares at the mentally burnt out Breaker*

You are a Awoken and yet you lose you head on getting killed over and over by one type of gun.

Mishimans

*drops to the ground stunned*

*Looks at -Labrys- in amazement*

Okay how the fuck did you manage to actually heal me like that???

-Labrys-

Oh dear..

*picks up @Sunbreaker-Titan and sits him in a booth, leaving a cinnamon tea in front of him for when he wakes up*

Poor man..

ThatOtherHibiki

Hm? Back from the brink then? Oh well. Not for long. CONCENTRATE!

{THE SHADOW BEGINS GLOWING PURPLE AND BOLTS OF LIGHTNING COVER ITS BODY}

-Labrys-

*raises eyebrow and looks at @Mishimans*

What are you talking about?

And I've actually been better @Shiza_Salad. Rough day man.

OOC: Seriously rough. I wasn't in a good place either.

Primus-TaAun

He died by the shotgun in crucible so many times, he lost his head when remembering those psychotic day.

*finishes the drink and grabs out a large turkey leg to eat*

DADE

FFFFFFRRRRRRUUUUUUIIIIIITTTTTTT SSSSSNNNNNAAAAACCCCCKKKKKKSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!

Primus-TaAun

OOC: When ever you are in a bad mood, just think of cute things like, bunnies, corgi puppies, or a hedgehog swimming in a bathroom sink. It really lightens the mood

Shiza_Salad

OOC: did you even READ my new topic, @-Labrys-?

Mishimans

Not getting injured by this shit again

*Leaps over Hibiki while she is concentrating*

*Then faces Hibiki's back*

I have never tried a powerful spell before, but it looks like I have no other choice.

Bufundyne!

*Is left panting*

-Labrys-

Oh man @Primus-TaAun...Poor soul. To repeat such a fate...

OOC: I hereby expunge DADE from the story as well. Please ignore any and all shitposts in this thread.

Primus-TaAun

It is alright @-Labrys-, he begins to grow callous to that.

-Labrys-

OOC: Yeah I did @Shiza_Salad. About half an hour ago or so? And dude, I seriously feel ya. It made me wanna try 1000% harder for you and the rest of the community. And also reminded me of how good a community we got here. I'm sorry if you felt I was insinuating I had it worse. It was not my intention.

Shadow_Mishimans

@Mishimans
Pathetic is that really the best you can do, no wonder we have to let others guide us all the time.

EVIL_DADE

*indistinguishable screaming*

AAAAAHWEEEEEEEAAAAAAAOOOOOOUUUUU!!!!!!

boolausus123

Dear Thread,
Click to load youtube video
Sincerely,
King Crimson

Shiza_Salad

OOC: honestly it's fine @-Labrys-, I knew why you meant. We've all just had one of those days today. Some worse than others, I.e. me.

ThatOtherHibiki

{THE ICE CONNECTS AND THE SHADOW SLOWLY TURNS TO FACE YOU}

Are you really that daft? You think your frozen parlor tricks are any match for me? I do admit. That one did hurt, but not as much as this. Come forth, THUNDER REIGN!

{A TORRENT OF BOLTS CHARGES AT MISHIMANS}

Urk..hm..he's done well pushing me this far.

Shadow-Nightstalker

*grabs the edges of the t.v. and peaks out to check*

Is he...is he gone? That psycho pink dude?

RobowaifuAigis

WHAT IS GOING ON?

desgroup

I heard beans. Netbeans?

bluehairedemo

@RobowaifuAigie
Same...

-Labrys-

OOC: Mhm. Seriously, regarding you topic, please do feel free to vent any time. Here in LeBlanc or in a dedicated thread. We don't know eachother in reality, but that doesn't change the fact that me and the other folks here care. Life sucks at times, but something I find that helps is remember im not alone. We'll do what we can to help my friend.

Primus-TaAun

*looks at the tv*

Hello my lord, and yes the pink dude did left, police arrested him for destruction of property.

Shiza_Salad

two shadows are fighting. everything else I have no idea. I'm just as confused and lost as you are.

-Labrys-

OOC: Invasion of the shitposters. Rip.

Sunbreaker-Titan

*gets up*

BUT MAMA!! I don't WANNA EAT MY PEAS!!!

*falls face flat on the floor*

Mishimans

Well it's a good thing that ice is not my only skill.

*Charges right into the thunder this time allowing it to hit*

Merlin, Diarma!

*Continues charging through the thunder until Hibiki is right in front*

Time for round two bitch.

*aims at Hibiki's face*

Bufula!

*Steps back afterwards feeling very lightheaded*

RobowaifuAigis

@-Labrys-
OOC: I'll get the shotgun

Stormcall_Warlock

*Enters and sees three shadows, a taken Colossus and a sleeping titan*

In the Traveler's name am I looking at?!?!

-Labrys-

*sighs and means dejectedly against the counter*

Maybe I should quit my night job...

Shadow_Mishimans

@Mishimans
There you go again, looking pathetic.

bluehairedemo

Couldn't tell you Lightning Bolt.

Shadow-Nightstalker

Care for me to fill in for your night job @-Labrys-?

Mishimans

@Persona

Hey stupid butterfly are you still there?

Shiza_Salad

OOC: thank you @-Labrys-. even though I don't know you irl, I still consider you a friend. you're a great human being, and I appreciate your kind words. people like you are the reason I still live.

Stormcall_Warlock

It is arc energy you idiot!

*intensely glares at @bluehairedemo as arc energy begins to conduct*

ThatOtherHibiki

{THE ICE CONNECTS AND SHORTLY BREAKS APART}

You stain! That hurt! EAT THIS! GOD HAND!

{THE SHADOW MOVES TO PIN MISHIMANS BETWEEN ITS SPEAR ARM AND ITS FIST}

TheFuhrer

Yes, hallo. I would like a cup of your finest coffee.

Drown it in cream until is pure, and white, like the aryan race.

bluehairedemo

Don't like nicknames? Eh, wasn't a good one really.

Persona

@Mishimans
You need only call for me...

-Labrys-

OOC: I was given a second chance. I'm trying not to waste it and help others whilst I still can. Love ya Shiza.

*sighs and rests chin on fist*

I'm fine @Shadow-Nightstalker, thank you though...

Shadow-Nightstalker

I just wanna take some of the load off of your back @-Labrys-

OOC: Chatting with everyone is always fun and awesome in this thread because the most funniest shit happened on this one alone

Mishimans

*too tired to dodge the direct hit taken*

*Black smoke seeps out*

@ThatOtherHibiki

Heh this is exactly what I wanted you brutal bitch...

Enjoy my last skill.

Merlin, Pulipina!

*Quickly turns head to look at persona*

@Persona

I AGREE TO YOUR DEAL NOW GIVE ME THAT POWER THAT YOU PROMISED ME!

Shiza_Salad

@Mishimans, @ThatOtherHibiki You know what, screw your fight, this is going nowhere. *pulls out evokes and shoot self in head* KIMAT! MAZIODYNE!

OOC: @-Labrys- â¤

Shiza_Salad

*evoker

Shiza_Salad

YOU BOTH NEED TO CHILL! KIMAT! VORPAL BLADE! *pulls trigger of evoker*

Mishimans

*Gets hit directly by the electricity*

AHHHH!!!

@Shiza_Salad

Dude you realize that she is most likely resistant to electricity right???

@Persona

I agreed to the deal now where are you?

-Labrys-

OOC: these threads are ridiculous and I love it, but it does seriously give me a headache occasionally lol

*stretches*

Again, that is very much appreciated @Shadow-Nightstalker. You're such a gentleman....or...gentleshadow?

Persona

@Mishimans
Very well!
*A swarm of dark purple butterflies begins to surround Mishimans*
Then, Awaken to your true form!

Shadow-Nightstalker

I can take both, I gets weird looks from the other people even @3xcal1bur.

Shiza_Salad

@Mishimans if he's resistant to electricity, then I cant really help. besides THIS! KIMAT, ONCE MORE! AGIDYNE!

-Labrys-

Huh. Really? I think I've just seen so many screwed up things I'm just numb to it all @Shadow-Nightstalker.

Shiza_Salad

OOC: also, you know you fucked up when you piss off the super chill alcoholic. I rarely use my persona, let alone my stand. look what you've done...

Mishimans

@-Labrys-

Will you please tell Tatsuya that he is now free to raid my palace.

*Is comepletly covered by dark butterflies for a sec*

*Transforms into a large, grotesque wolf with multiple eyes*

HAHA NOw I CAN FINALLY END YOU CUNT!

*Clamps jaws on Hibiki and pushes her directly into the tv*

*falls into the tv right after*

Shadow-Nightstalker

Yeah, my other half seen some things that he rejects. Oh and to brighten the mood watch this

*unleashes arc energy to form a halberd*

BEHOLD THE ARC LANCE!!!

Mishimans

OOC: There now I think the battle is decently ended ... maybe???

RobowaifuAigis

@bluehairedemo
Welp
Another strange night in weirdo world.

-Labrys-

Oh God. What is happening. Screw Electricity. I'm a robot. Holy shit. What even.

Mishimans

OOC: Sorry Hibiki if I was taking too many actions. It's just I had no idea if you were going to respond or not.

Shadow-Nightstalker

Well technically Arc energy is electricity, but this will not harm anything that is an exo or android. So you're safe @-Labrys-

Shiza_Salad

well, glad thats over. *spins evoker like a revolver and holsters it* A round of drinks, on me!

-Labrys-

*pulls up a stool behind the counter*

I need a stiff one. Damn, why of all times must I be a robot...I can't get drunk...

*starts necking my 95%bv whisky*

bluehairedemo

@RobowaifuAigis
Well it's not all bad. I have you here.

Primus-TaAun

*gets up*

I will be back on the Dreadnaught, have a wonderful day.

*walks and climbs into to the t.v. and barely enters with out breaking it*

Shiza_Salad

Hey @-Labrys-, share some of that! Sorry about the electricity by the way. That's kinda my personas main element...

3xcal1bur

Every time another Leblanc is spawned into the void,,,

Take a shot

Persona

I just helped them achieve their true form...

JunpeiStupeiIori

*walks in*
Sooooo what do I miss this time?

Persona

I helped Mishimans achieve their true form as a shadow.

Shiza_Salad

mishimans and hibiki's shadow fought, you missed a taken colossus, and other bullshit. I also got over my depression, but gained my alcoholism back. good times, good times.

RobowaifuAigis

@bluehairedemo
I have you here too
Even though bugboy keeps saying you're dead.

Shiza_Salad

oh yeah, that too @Persona. you also missed the reveal of my persona, Kimat.

bluehairedemo

@RobowaifuAigis
Just ignore him.

Shadow-Nightstalker

@Persona
*Unleasesh his true self image here:https://vignette1.wikia.nocookie.net/villains/images/2/2f/The-Taken-King-Oryx-Destiny-Raid-Boss.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20160531221757 *

You were saying?!!

Persona

Eh, I've seen worse...

Shadow-Nightstalker

OOC: didn't work lol Click to load jpeg image (size - 71 kb)

JunpeiStupeiIori

Sucks I missed the action.

Persona

That's why they call you Stupie.

Shiza_Salad

yep. pretty much. thats what happens when youre not a regular customer.

Shadow-Nightstalker

*reverts back to his normal form*
Okay, I am going to find something to eat

*runs into the t.v. and vanishes*

Shiza_Salad

*takes bottle from @-Labrys-* Careful. Drink too muck ad you'll become like me. Anyone want any drinks? I'll take over Labrys' position, considering she hit the bottle WAY too hard...

Shiza_Salad

*much, and

RobowaifuAigis

@bluehairedemo
I'll try my best.

bluehairedemo

@RobowaifuAigis
*He nods then kisses her forehead*

Tatsuya

Oh crap Mishima'sâ€‹ shadow went full on evil mode didn't it?

Shiza_Salad

could you two get a room?

Shiza_Salad

*washes counter* I only just got the job. The shit I put up with...

-Labrys-

*takes bottle back*

I can't get drunk man.

*necks the rest of it*

AHH!!

*pulls out two more bottles from my bag*

Persona

@Tatsuya
He wanted to awaken to his true nature so I assisted him.

RobowaifuAigis

@bluehairedemo
I'm gonna smack Lavenza upside the head for whatever she did to Metis
She's totally nuts now.

Bgammax

*sigh* I leave for two hours and Mishiman's gone and we get Hitler in exchange. Great

bluehairedemo

@RobowaifuAigis
Calm down Aigis.

RobowaifuAigis

@bluehairedemo
No promises.

Shiza_Salad

@-Labrys- That must be terrible. Being drunk is great. Honestly, I feel bad for you.

bluehairedemo

@RobowaifuAigis
We'll change her heart... and maybe Lavenza's too.

ThatOtherHibiki

OOC: Holy fuck I leave for work and come back to being attacked by a woof. neat.

{UPON ENTERING THE TV WORLD THE SHADOW REGAINS BALANCE BY ENGAGING THE BOOSTERS IN ITS ARMOR AND HOVERING}

DAMN MUTT I'LL SUE!

-Labrys-

This all makes my head hurt. What is happening to this world.

Persona

Your kind are trying to destroy the human race, I'm corrupting peaceful shadows, you know the usual.

NatsuNoritaka

I'm not sure what I'm witnessing here, to be honest. Haha.

Bgammax

you get used to it Natsu, the world almost ends on a daily basis here, or pretty close to it anyways

Shiza_Salad

@-Labrys- you wouldn't mind if I broke into the bottles and drank with you too, right?

-Labrys-

Go right ahead @Shiza_Salad.

*slides one of the bottles*

Hibiki

(( jfc you guys
I'm not home yet but I thought I'd take a glance and y'all sure do love making me read huh

Shiza_Salad

OOC: @Hibiki yep, indeed we do.

IC: I'll take this to go @-Labrys-, I've got an awakening to conduct. Hold down the fort in my absence, okay?

imtherealklib

OOC: Same wtf!? Mishimans is some eldritch wolf, and shadow you is a robot?! WTF?! WHY IS THIS SO COOL!?

Shadow-Nightstalker

OOC: And I am a taken god @imtherealklib, forgot that detail.

JotaroKujo

Yare Yare Daze...

-Labrys-

OOC: Temp moving shop over to Base of Titans for war planning.

Shadow-Nightstalker

Is that Jotaro Kujo...I'm just gonna NOPE THIS OUT!!!!

imtherealklib

OOC: And a taken God!? AND SUDDENLY JOTARO!

Mona

Purrrrrrr

-Labrys-

*puts on apron*

With that over. All orders are on me.

AdachiImouto

What a day.

*sits down*

-Labrys-

Agreed luv.

Akamoto_Shinji

Ugh,

*Sits in corner booth*

RobowaifuAigis

*walks in a little battle damaged, but has a smile on her face*

Akamoto_Shinji

I'll take an Orange juice.

RobowaifuUnit024

*walks in slowly*

U-Um, hello there!

Hibiki

[Wakes up]
Wha-?! Oh, how long have I been here? What did I miss?

RamenGoddess

~floats through wall~

Aigis dear...should I/heal you again?

Akamoto_Shinji

Hey! Welcome! I say as if I didn't just get here my self. heh,

Sunbreaker-Titan

*enters into the cafe wearing Night's Shattered Vault cloak but ignores Labrys*

-Labrys-

*slides over and orange juice~

Here ya go @Akamoto_Shinji! Enjoy!

*bows to everyone*

Welcome sisters! Welcome back to being awake @Hibiki. Can I get anyone anything?

AdachiImouto

@Hibiki
You missed everything.

@-Labrys-
About that toy... Wanna see it? It's not lewd. *giggles teasingly*

RobowaifuAigis

@RamenGoddess
*shakes her head*
Your last heal was good enough
I'll have to repair my armor later
Thank you for the offer though.

-Labrys-

*grabs onto @Sunbreaker-Titan's hand*

Sunbreaker-kun..that cloak...

Sunbreaker-Titan

I am not in the mood to talk @-Labrys-...have a good night.

Akamoto_Shinji

Thanks, I think I'm a bit addicted to this stuff to be honest.

Hibiki

Everything? Doesn't exactly clear it up, does it?
Uh, I'll have a coffee please, surprise me?

-Labrys-

*turns bright red and fidgets*

S-Sure @AdachiImouto!

RobowaifuAigis

@-Labrys-
Give me the hardest drink you have
I need it.

RobowaifuUnit024

I-I'll have a glass of water please, if that's okay?

-Labrys-

*slides over a Blue Mountain*

There you are @Hibiki

Sunbreaker-Titan

All that it is @-Labrys- *sniff* fate had plans for us...

*heads to his barracks for the night as he hides his pain*

Akamoto_Shinji

Poor guys,

RamenGoddess

Okay Miss Aigis.

~bows~

~a pale purple butterfly floats in and lands on @Sunbreaker-Titan's hand~

(I gotta go. Night everyone. Labrys. Butterfly thingie. Take over. You know what I wanna do there)

Hibiki

Last thing I remember was that... thing? That... Shadow? What... happened after that? Where did it go?

-Labrys-

*slides @RobowaifuAigis a full bottle of Coffee Vodka and a water to @RobowaifuUnit024*

There you are sisters!

@Sunbreaker-Titan...wait...

*reaches out to him and stops him*

Stormcall_Warlock

*walk in and and walks to Sunbreaker's barracks and scornfully glaring at Labrys with thundering wrath*

-Labrys-

OOC: okay @RamenGoddess. Yep. You told me earlier.

AdachiImouto

@-Labrys-
You're under arrest... Bang. *reveals a handgun* a gift from Oniichan. What did you think it was gonna be~?

Sunbreaker-Titan

WHAT!!?!

*Solar energy flares open of despair and anger*

-Labrys-

*looks at @Stormcall_Warlock*

Storm..?

*the pale purple butterfly knocks itself against thebfront of Storm's helmet*

-Labrys-

Ah!!

*flinches and cries out*

*the butterfly now pings itself continuously against @Sunbreaker-Titan's helm*

Stormcall_Warlock

We are not in the MOOD to talk Labrys...so back off before I SHOCK YOU INTO A CRISP!!!

*Arc energy surges throughout Storm*

RobowaifuAigis

*sips the vodakaffee*
Ahhhhh
That hits the spot!

Stormcall_Warlock

WE are going to bed and don't bother us!

*He walks to Breaker's barracks to sleep*

-Labrys-

*cries out again and backs away*

*the butterfly urgently unconfined to ping at @Stormcall_Warlock's and @Sunbreaker-Titan's helmets*

-Labrys-

OOC: unconfined? How does my phone get unconfined from continues?

Hibiki

...[sips coffee]
Maybe it's best I wait for a calmer time to ask...

Akamoto_Shinji

Hey, Leave the girl alone and listen to what she says, Obviously it's pretty important or she wouldn't be bothering you.