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Kazuya
There's nothing to deny, you...!

*Kazuya suddenly stops and blushes as Nanaka licks his arm*

Why are you doing that...!?
Kuroumi
I'm suprised and slighty confused why Nanaka licked Kazuya's arm....
-Akira_Kurusu-
This gets better and better
LuxTenebris
Analysis complete...
Subject: Kazuya is a pervert.
Kuroumi
When did Lux get here?
-Akira_Kurusu-
Agreed
LuxTenebris
Date of entry: 5/27/20XX
Conclusion: I never left.
Kazuya
WHY AM I THE PERVERT!?
Kuroumi
Because your instinct to blush at Nanaka's said action happened at said time.
LuxTenebris
Report: A pervert is a person whose sexual behavior is regarded as abnormal and unacceptable.

This description seems to fit Kazuya.
-Akira_Kurusu-
It looked like he enjoyed it too
-Labrys-
*presses hands together*

*CONCERN*
Kuroumi
I can agree with that
Akamoto_Nanaka
Just wanted to know what you taste like Kazy!
Kazuya
WHY IS EVERYONE GANGING UP ON ME!?
Kazuya
YOU'RE NOT HELPING NANAKA!!
-Akira_Kurusu-
Gang bang
Kuroumi
Not sure Kaz. Think about your said action.
Centunculus_fur
The hell did I just walk into.
3xcal1bur
Come on kaz, now that's just weird and perverted of you.
*laughs at you*
-Akira_Kurusu-
You have successfully unlocked the smash arcana with Akamoto Nanka
3xcal1bur
*this is weird and funny but mostly weird*
-Labrys-
Hot damn.

*taps temple discreetly like I'm rubbing my head as I focus on Kaz and Nanaka, recording*
Kuroumi
Looks like everybody wants to see what's going on in LeBlanc.
Mishimans
*Claps hand together*

Looks like all of you need God.

Sad thing is that he is dead and joker killed him.
The_Hunter
I am not doing that @Kazuya. I just waiting for the blood on every inch of my body to dry off and waiting for that sweet green tea.
Akamoto_Nanaka
? Why is everyone calling Kazy a perv!

Don't be mean to Kazy!
LuxTenebris
Subject: Kazuya, demon summoner.
Subject appears to deny their own improper actions.
3xcal1bur
But kazuya is perfect to insult!
Mishimans
Look like I need to light my own eyes on fire.
Kazuya
*Hits his head against the counter*
This cannot possibly get any worse...
-Labrys-
*slides over the green tea*

Enjoy Mr @The_Hunter.
Mishimans
*Pats Kazuya on the back*

It could have been Mara.

Be Thankful.
Akamoto_Nanaka
See! you all made fun of Kazy, Now he's sad! Take it back!
LuxTenebris
Energy running low...
Time since last charge: Over 24 hours...
Kuroumi
I'm leaving this place and giving it 1,500 yen, A dagger, and a thank you for burning 10% my soul.
3xcal1bur
RIP kazuya, hahaha.
The_Hunter
Thank you @-Labrys-

*grabs the cup and pours the blood vial into the cup and takes a sip*

Sweet, delicious, and just the perfect flavor that I like. Oh and I founded this while I was in on one of the Chalice Dungeons.

*presents a violet glowing butterfly*
Centunculus_fur
Ok this got weird....um yeah I'll order my standard cream soda please.
Mishimans
Kazuya is now the only person on the phansite that can claim to be licked in a cafe.
-Labrys-
*plugs @LuxTenebris into the outlet under the counter to charge him a bit*

Good luck @Kuroumi...
Akamoto_Nanaka
It's okay Kazy, we both know who the REAL perv is, right?
-Labrys-
*pulls a classic cream soda from the fridge and slides it to @Centunculus_fur*

Here you are friend.

*slides a bottle opener too*
-Akira_Kurusu-
He's not sad
Mishimans
@Akamoto_Nanaka

Who is the real perv?
-Akira_Kurusu-
It's you Nanaka
LuxTenebris
Charging...
Kazuya
*Speaks in a muffled voice*
You Nana, it will always be you.
Also Labby Lab, can I get a coffee with sugar and cream, please?
Akamoto_Nanaka
Who do you think? It's not like Kazy licked me or anything.
-Labrys-
*slides @Kazuya his coffee*

Its on me friend...
Mishimans
@Akamoto_Nanaka

Hmm true you are the perv?

Also I wonder what did Kazuya taste like?

I'm only asking for the sake of scientific inquery.
Kazuya
*He sits straight up and takes a sip*

T-Thanks...
-Akira_Kurusu-
Nanaka what you said was too lewd
Kazuya
*He stares at Mishimans with fear*
Akamoto_Nanaka
He tasted... Kinda salty, You need a shower Kazy...
Akamoto_Nanaka
Or I could give you a cat bath....
*Mischievous look*
Mishimans
@Kazuya

*blushes intensly*

I was only asking for the sake of science!
-Labrys-
Mostly salt water @Mishimans.
-Labrys-
@Akamoto_Nanaka if you do, take it somewhere else. Do it here I will throw you out.
-Akira_Kurusu-
Cat bath?
Mishimans
@Akamoto_Nanaka

Are you sure that he wasn't just crying manly tears as you licked him?
-Labrys-
As much as the internet is loving it. 20,000 viewers on twitch right now.
The_Hunter
... I thought having a milkweed plant for a head was weird...

*as he stares at the purple butterfly*
Akamoto_Nanaka
Sorry Laby... I'll be good,

Why would I be tasting his tears? People don't cry from their arms, Duh.
Kazuya
B-But I had a shower right before coming here, I don't need any more baths...

*Stares at Labrys*

Uhm...what is Twitch...?
-Labrys-
Online video streaming. This is live online. The world is watching.
Kazuya
...
*Kazuya just chugs down his coffee and slams his head against the counter*
Did I just turn into the butt monkey of this forum? I think I just became the butt monkey of this forum...
Wait...I meant Nexus...
Akamoto_Nanaka
Hi Internet People!

*Hugs Kazuya's arm again*

Say hi to the internet peoples Kazy!
-Akira_Kurusu-
Young love is quite a sight
Kuroumi
I'm now reappearing because I want to burn more of my soul.
Migrant
Did I hear something about live to the internet?
Kuroumi
I guess everybody's appearing now that Labrys said the word internet.
-Akira_Kurusu-
Kuroumi have you heard the song Burn My Dread?
Kuroumi
You meant Burn My Bread.
Kuroumi
I'm leaving now. Congrats, another 5% was burned off my soul.
-Labrys-
*slides @Kazuya another coffee*

Youre a great friend. Ask me for anything Kaz.
3xcal1bur
This whole stream is video gold
-Akira_Kurusu-
Never mind
The_Hunter
... live what...

*looking around confused*
Delta-M
*Walks in to confirm the live stream hesitate viewing on his phone is real, then leaves chuckling to himself*
Akamoto_Nanaka
Why do the internet people want to watch us? Do they wanna see me lick Kazy again?
The_Hunter
... again weird...

*switches to the Milkweed Rune which turns his head into a big milky white cauliflower.
Migrant
*sits in another booth and watches them live*

I'm curious as to how far this madness will go.
Kazuya
DON'T!!!

*He chugs down the coffee without realizing it was still hot. He screams in agony*




*Poor guy...*
-Akira_Kurusu-
Nanaka let's just say there's lots of people that want to see weird things happen
Akamoto_Nanaka
Oh, ok if Kazy doesn't want me to...
-Akira_Kurusu-
*looks at Kaz and facepalms*
-Labrys-
The chat indicates yes @Akamoto_Nanaka, but try to keep this clean.
The_Hunter
u ink his s eier? n't eak ause eis lant ot no outh...

*facepalms of making himself look like a idiot because his head is a plant at this point*
-Akira_Kurusu-
Are you sad Nanaka?
Akamoto_Nanaka
Nope! not sad,

Here Kazy! Drink my milk!
The_Hunter
...!!!
Migrant
*spit take*

WOAH! WOAH WOAH WOAH! WE KILLED THOTIAH!
-Labrys-
!!!!

*zooms*
Kazuya
*Kaz's eyes go white and spits blood for a brief moment before turning to Nana*

WHY!?!?!
imtherealklib
(*chat intensifies*)
Mishimans
Wait people are actually watching this live stream ?

Damn people be weird these days.
-Akira_Kurusu-
Ughhhhhhhhhhhhhh *falls down on the floor from a nosebleed explosion in his nose*
-Akira_Kurusu-
TOO LEWD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Akamoto_Nanaka
*pushes glass of milk Labrys gave her to Kazuya*

Cuz you burned your mouth that's why.
The_Hunter
*switches back to the Moon rune and aims @Kazuya with his Piercing Rifle*

Want me to put you out of your misery? *loads a silver bullet into the chamber*
Centunculus_fur
ThCan I stun her now?!
-Labrys-
*slides @Kazuya another coffee. Its secretly a dodecashot...*

Dont worry they're all on me friend.
-Akira_Kurusu-
Not a secret now
Mishimans
*sits down on the nearest seat to watch*

19 point for weak flirtation go to Nanaka.
Migrant
Hey Mishimans, you watching too?
Akamoto_Nanaka
*Smiles Knowingly*
See Kazy, They all called you a perv, but I mention my glass of milk and they all go nuts...
-Akira_Kurusu-
*looks at Nanaka like she's insane*
imtherealklib
(Kalib: I mean she's not wrong! XD)
The_Hunter
Hey @Akamoto_Nanaka... I think that @Kazuya is at the point of embarrassment that he want to end it.
Mishimans
@Migrant

Of course it is so much fun watching people especially kaz suffer.
Kazuya
*Kazuya just chugs down her milk, and Cerberus comes out of his COMP looking worried*

Cerb...p-please you gotta help me...!

*Kazuya says as he takes the coffee*

W-Why do I feel like this is a trap...!?
Akamoto_Nanaka
Don't worry! Kazy said he'd tell me when I went to far, He hasn't said anything so everything's Ok!
-Labrys-
*takes the stream offline and sits in front of @Kazuya*

Should I call Lightning?
The_Hunter
Hey @Kazuya, want me to put you out of your misery?

*Still aims at him with his Piercing Rifle and waiting for a response*
Migrant
Shame that Homura isn't here. She'd probably find this hilarious.
Akamoto_Nanaka
DON'T AIM THAT THING AT KAZY!!!!
The_Hunter
Trueeeeeeee @Migrant... I don't know who this Homura is.
Kazuya
*Cerberus takes Hunter's weapon and just runs away*

H...Hey...what about me...?

*Kazuya takes a sip of his coffee*

Yeah...I need someone SANE around here, Labby...
Mishimans
@Migrant

Hmm maybe Homura should be here ...

Wait a sec.

*pulls out phone and begins to text*
The_Hunter
...

*gets up, uses the Old hunter's bone to basically teleport his way to chase him*

THAT IS MINE YOU DREG SUCKING VILEBLOOD!!
Mishimans
K guys she is coming but I need to meet her oustide.

*walks out of the cafe*
Akamoto_Nanaka
Stupid plant head! Don't come back!
Stormcall_Warlock
*enters in having a blank, cold, emotionless face and takes a seat*
-LightningFarron-
*walks in, maneuvering past Mishimans*

Why hello everyone.
Akamoto_Nanaka
Hi Ma'am!
Kazuya
*Kazuya suddenly jumps and hugs Lightning, crying VERY manly tears*

You're here, Sparky! Someone sane at last!
DemonicHomura
*walks into the cafe*

Hello everyone.

How goes it with all of you?
Akamoto_Nanaka
Hmmmm, You aren't planning on taking Kazy from me are you, Lightning Rod?
DemonicHomura
Why is Kazuya crying ?

Stormcall_Warlock
*begins to shed tears of anger and sadness*
-LightningFarron-
*sits down across from @Kazuya whilst @Labrys goes back to the counter*

Hello Kaz. You seemed stressed. What is wrong?
Migrant
You missed a girl subjecting him to some very strange torture. To the viewing pleasure of at least dozens on the internet.
Akamoto_Nanaka
Hi Demon girl!
-LightningFarron-
*looks at @Stormcall_Warlock*

Hey Storm call. What's up?

*raises an eyebrow to @Akamoto_Nanaka*

I will only physically steal him should he ask me to.
DemonicHomura
*notices stormcall crying too*

Okay why is everyone crying around here?

Is the coffee that bad?
-LightningFarron-
@-Labrys-: 20,000 @Migrant.
DemonicHomura
@Akamoto_Nanakatekyo

Hello strange human being.
Stormcall_Warlock
The tower... the people... my friend...

*strikes the counter in anguish and rage*

THEY ARE ALL GONE DAMN IT!!!
DemonicHomura
@Migrant

While kaz is my friend ...

I would have enjoyed seeing that.
Akamoto_Nanaka
You won't steal Kazy! I gotta be a good girl in the cafe, But the moment you leave I'll take Kazy back!

Kazy wouldn't want to go with you anyway!
Kazuya
Well...Nanaka was torturing me...in a very weird way...
-LightningFarron-
*rests a hand on @Stormcall_Warlock's should*

Want a drink? I've got some Valhallian Ale
Kazuya
Huh...? What do you mean about someone stealing me, Nana? You're talking to Sparky?
-LightningFarron-
Oh dear @Kazuya...
Delta-M
*Reenters the cafe now that the stream is done.*

Now that I can't be caught on camera, time for my first visit to LeBlanc. Pretty packed today it seems.

*Goes to the counter and asks Labrys for some mild curry and tea.*
DemonicHomura
@Kazuya

What strange methodology did she use?

Also is it possible for me to use it against enemies.
Akamoto_Nanaka
I can do it again if you want Demon girl,

Grrrrrrr *glares at Lightning*
Shadow_Warlock
It's best not to bother him Lightning...

*appears behind Lightning while sitting in the seats*
Kazuya
Well, Homu...she was licking my arm...
Centunculus_fur
Greeting mortals code Cs-275 has been activated by user @Mishimans as part of my code I shall now blow up Leblanc Cafe with Cream Soda Bombs.

Operation underway:

Arming bombs : 0.00%
Migrant
How do you even know how many.... you were watching, weren't you?
Migrant
Wait. BOMBS!?
-LightningFarron-
*nods to @Shadow_Warlock*

Okay. If you think of anything I can assist with though. Dont be afraid to call in the cavalry.

*hands card*

*locks glares with @Akamoto_Nanaka*

You did what to Kaz?
Delta-M
@Centunculus_fur

I'll dragon kick your ass into the milky way if you ruin my first trip to LeBlanc.
-LightningFarron-
OOC: I am labby too @Migrant. So that was me saying her line from this account because I can't switch fast enough. I'm sorry.
DemonicHomura
@Akamoto_Nanaka

Do you mind showing me?

I am curious about the technique used.
Doctor_Ver
(Enters the cafe to find bombs being planted)

Haaa....it seems there is no rest for the wicked. Alright, better start diffusing them.
DemonicHomura
@Kazuya

How is that torture?
Akamoto_Nanaka
OK!

*Licks Kazuya's arm slowly and seductively*

Like that!
-LightningFarron-
*eye twitch*
Centunculus_fur
Correct user @Migrant bombs i'm trained in arming and disarming bombs and other demolition acts it's sort of my code.

User @Delta-M you won't do such thing I won't let anyone get int the way of my code and orders.



Bombs have been gather assigning them to set positions.

Arming Bombs: 3.49%
Kazuya
*A chill runs down Kazuya's back as she licks his arm again, and he loooks like he's about to pass out*

Sparky...!
Migrant
So someone's going to have to grab those bombs and throw them somewhere safer. GOod luck to that poor soul.
DemonicHomura
@Akamoto_Nanaka

*nods in approval*

That is a very interesting technique.

Next time I will use it in battle.
Doctor_Ver
Hm? Throw them? That's rather reckless. I'll have them disarmed in no time! I just need someone to take care of the one who is setting them.
Shadow_Warlock
But just look at him @-LightningFarron-

*grabs the back of the psychologically broken warlock's head*

He denies the truth that he had witnessed. Loss of his dear sister who he had rescued by the Hive's grasps. Losing so many comrades in the Disaster on the Moon. Losing his humanity by the Vex!

*throws his head down on the counter has he breaks down infront of her*

And he still blames Labrys but not verbally but mentally of the death of his friend whom he thought that it will last forever! Outside he is a cold stern heartless killer dog of the Vanguard but within is nothing but a big crying BITCH who got NOTHING TO FIGHT FOR!
DemonicHomura
If you guys want I could just freeze time...

Although I do want to see the effects of the bomb.
-LightningFarron-
*slings @Kazuya over my should and books it out of the door, summoning my Eidolon Odin in horse form, riding away with him*
Akamoto_Nanaka
*Warps after Lightning*

BRING BACK MY KAZY YOU B-
Doctor_Ver
(Has a pair of pliers in his teeth.)

Wowdy as aways!

(Continues disarming the bombs.)
Shadow_Warlock
*viciously glares at @-Labrys- with an inferno hate*

Sometimes every occasion he sees you... he just want to RIP YOUR MECHANICAL GUTS THROUGH YOU METAL HALO!!!
-Labrys-
*looks incredibly downtrodden at @Stormcall_Warlock and carefully slides him a black coffee*

I accept that blame @Shadow_Warlock. I know what its like to lose those you love. So I like to think I kind if know what he feels. I killed my own sister after all. So I accept the blame. I accept his anger for not doing anything.
-Labrys-
I dont care if he kills me. I accept it.
Kazuya
*Grabs on to Lightning as hard as he can so he doesn't fall off*

SPARKY, WHY A HORSE!? WHERE DID IT EVEN COME FROM!?
Delta-M
@Centunculus_fur

I warned you. I like LeBlanc's roof l, so you can take this instead.

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Akamoto_Nanaka
*you hear a distant explosion outside the cafe*
Centunculus_fur
WARNING ATTEMPTED BOMB DISARMING! Activating failsafe manoeuvre! Fear gas toxins vile activated! Any attempt to disarm any more bombs will cost you your sanity!

Bomb arming: 28.14%
Shadow_Warlock
*sigh* but I am only limited to what he knows best... honestly I don't get the poor bastard's broken brain... well what's left of it...
DemonicHomura
Looks like I am done here.

Whether the cafe blows up or not is not part of my concern.
DemonicHomura
*Sits down and awaits the explosion*
Akamoto_Nanaka
*Warps in*
Demon girl! Help me get Kazy back!
DemonicHomura
@Akamoto_Nanaka

*Raises eyebrow*

Now why should I help you do that?

-Labrys-
*continues to look downtrodden, but also resolute*
Doctor_Ver
Heh. Jokes on you. I'm already insane. However, I won't let useful candidates as the one in this cafe be blown sky high.

Everyone, please hold your breath.

(Holds his breath as he continues disarming the bombs.)
-Labrys-
*passes out gas masks*

I'm a robot so...
Akamoto_Nanaka
Cuz he's your friend! And I taught you how to torture people!

*Warps out*
Shadow_Warlock
I am mostly both his twisted cognition and sinister shadow in life Laby... with a brain that has the size of my shadowy fist but can speak, eat, study, shoot and reload a gun. I am more like his corrupt morality coil.
DemonicHomura
*watches all the drama unfolding*

Okay nanaka I'm in. Helping you would probably be much more fun then this.
AdachiImouto
Does someone wanna die? *holding spear* Anyone killing Labrys must kill me first.
DemonicHomura
*follows Nanaka out*
3xcal1bur
*passed out, somehow*
-LightningFarron-
This is Odin. My Eidolon. Hold on tight. And watch your hand, that's my breast.

*continues to gallop down the street at blazing speeds, editing thread*
-LightningFarron-
^^*exiting
3xcal1bur
Gah.
*sees everything that just happened*
Nani the fuck
Doctor_Ver
(Takes one of the gas masks from Labrys.)

Thank you my dear. I don't know how long I'd be able to hold my breath otherwise. Now, back to work.

(Continues disarming bombs.)
Centunculus_fur
User @Doctor_Ver seems to be immune to the effects of the fear toxins due to lack of sanity. Note for further research. WARNING MULTIPLE BOMBS HAVE BEEN DISAMRED! Activating second Failsafe! Dustail Encasments have been applied to bombs. Requesting in backup demolition.

Bomb arming: 23.26% (Multiple disarming)
Kazuya
*He sits behind Lightning and holds on to her*

I-I AM SORRY, IT WASN'T MY INTENTION, LIGHTNING!
3xcal1bur
What bombs? Ehh???
Akamoto_Nanaka
GET BACK HERE WITH MY KAZY, LIGHTNING ROD!!!
3xcal1bur
Nanako, chill!
Shadow_Warlock
hm... disarming bombs? What a idiotic mindset humanity has fallen upon..

*unsheathes the Dread-fang sword*

OUT of the way four eyes, let a real master of diffusion get to work.
3xcal1bur
*nanaka
Doctor_Ver
Heh. This is nothing for an action hero! I've been working with more dangerous specimens than you or these bombs, it's going to take a lot more than this to stop me!

(Continues to disarm the bombs, carefully dealing with the security measures.)
Doctor_Ver
Huh? Don't think your blade is the answer here. If these explode, I don't know what would happen!
DemonicHomura
*flies above Odin*

*pulls out a few grenades from her shield*

*drops the grenades on top of them*

No hard feelings Kaz.
3xcal1bur
What is happening?
*breathes in gas*
*begins to cough loudly*
Migrant
*Grabs a bomb or two and goes to throw them in the one place nobody would care if it was destroyed....

The bathhouse.*
Akamoto_Nanaka
*Casts Tetrakarn on Kazuya as they reach them*
Bgammax
*walks in*
hey, I heard this is a n-
*notices the chaos*
.... Is this normal?
Kazuya
WHY THE GRANADES, WHAT ARE YOU THINKING!? ARE YOU GIRLS EVEN THINKING!?
Delta-M
@Bgammax

I hope not. I just wanted some curry
Doctor_Ver
(Turns to Gamma.)

I sure hope not.
Centunculus_fur
(Despite the attempts to disarm the bomb the Dustail encasment seems to be reversing any attempt of dismarment)

Warning user @Migrant has relocated the bomb into the boathouse. Detecting structural weakness in the bathhouse any explosion will cause fatal damage to the neuter building.
Shadow_Warlock
*growls in anger*

Fine...
-Labrys-
*slams head on counter*

Gamma...halp...

OOC: Lightning exited the thread and isn't coming back guys. Plz. This will get too chaotic and muddled. Cafe...plz...
Yu-Narukami
Izanagi-no-Mikoto! True Slash!
*A blade cuts throw the gas causing it to disperse*
What's going on here?!?
-Labrys-
*slides @Delta-M a fresh plate of curry*

Here you are Mr. Delta. Enjoy. Anything to drink?
bluehairedemo
*Yuki walks in* Hel- .... I'm not gonna ask.
3xcal1bur
What is? What is happening?!
Akamoto_Nanaka
OOC: ok Gotcha

*Warps back in cafe with Kazuya in tow*

That jerk! How dare she try to take Kazy?
Doctor_Ver
Someone put bombs here. Girls are crazy. And the barista looks like she's at wits end.

(Begins grinding his teeth as he notices that the bomb isn't diffusing.)
Bgammax
Help wit...
*notices Nanaka*
WOAH, you can teleport? That's so cool!!
-Labrys-
*taps @Centunculus_fur on the shoulder*

Could you please stop?
3xcal1bur
Jesus, bombs over what?!
A guy??
bluehairedemo
You know last time I was here it wasn't this crazy...
-Labrys-
Yuki. Save me. Please.

*leans against shelf*

Why me...
Stormcall_Warlock
*slowly looks up and sees the cup*

*sniff* thank you Labyrs... I sorry for becoming like this... just don't know what to do...

*unsteadily drinks the cup as some spills on his pants*
DemonicHomura
Well that was a waste of my time ...

*flies off into the sunset*
Delta-M
Some tea please, Labrys. I feel a headache coming on from this chaos. LeBlanc's not normally this crazy, is it?
Kazuya
*Kazuya isn't conscious anymore. For some reason, a small drop of blood falls down from his nose*
bluehairedemo
@-Labrys-
Funny, I actually came here to tell you something.
Centunculus_fur
User @-Labrys- second commander has requested operation to cease.....Operation attempt nullified. Proceeding to disarm all bombs and remove them from Leblanc's vicinity.
Mishimans
*walks back into the cafe*

Hey guys got bored so I ...

Holy shit what is going on!?
Yu-Narukami
Can someone explain what's going on here, usually I'm the one who almost destroys the cafe?
Migrant
Hey Yuki. Someone they has set us up the bomb.
Bgammax
So... Bombs... You mean the round things the guy in the white coat is fiddling with?
*points to Doctor_Ver*
Those aren't here on purpose?
Akamoto_Nanaka
*Lays Kazuya's head on lap*

Jerk Lightning Rod, She did this to him...

*Licks blood off nose*

There! Better now.
Mishimans
You leave for a few minutes and suddenly chaos.

Migrant
Apparently Mishimans decided to commission this place to be blown up by.... cream soda.
-Labrys-
Its not Mr Delta.

*slides @Delta-M a cuppa fresh green tea*

*gently places a hand on @Stormcall_Warlock's hand and helps him steady it*

Its okay Stormcaller. I'm here. We are here. We will help you pick up all the pieces. I promise we will find the answers.

*looks to Yuki*

What?
Doctor_Ver
(Sits in a booth and removes the gas mask.)

Nope...not supposed to be here at all...clever design though! I wish I had someone like that in my R and D!
Shadow_Warlock
*taps his vex foot uneasily*

I have the urge to BUTCHER THAT robotic whore!!

*Angrily glares at @Yu-Narukami*

THE HELL ARE YOU LOOKING AT?!
Delta-M
*Glances at Nanaka.*

That's not normal...
bluehairedemo
@-Labrys-
Well... remember that Aigis wanted a functional womb?
Bgammax
*looking at Doctor_Ver*
Oh. In that case I could make them disappear. Haven't really gotten to get out much...
Mishimans
@Migrant

Oh all of this is due to my bomb request?

I didn't think the guy would take it seriously.
Mishimans
Also cream soda is really nice and I really wanted some.
Delta-M
I'm glad to bear that Labrys, and thank you for the tea. It should help smooth this event in my mind.

*Sips a bit of his tea before starting on his curry*
AdachiImouto
If I don't get answers on what is going on soon, someone dies.
Yu-Narukami
@Shadow_Warlock
You dare try to kill any of my friends and I won't hold back anything against you.
AdachiImouto
And it will likely be the idiot screaming. *glares at @Shadow_Warlock*
Doctor_Ver
(Glares angrily at Mishimans.)

If you ever...EVER...put the people in this cafe in any sort of danger...I will make sure you know true Hell.

(Smiles at Gamma.)

Sure thing, I'll give you a hand in disposing them. I believe they were being tossed in a bathhouse.
Kazuya
*Kazuya wakes up and looks up*
Wait...where's Sparky...?
Bgammax
*smiles back*
thanks coat man, but I don't need help with that.
*walks into the bathhouse and begins Erasing bombs*
This is so cool!!
Akamoto_Nanaka
"Sparky" as you so affectionately call her *scoffs*
Is now Toasty!
-Labrys-
Calm down my love.

*hugs @AdachiImouto*

All is fine now. And Yuki...don't tell me...oh god...
Mishimans
*tages a few steps back*

*puts hands up in an appeasing an manner*

Okay Okay I promise that I won't ever trust weird guys with bombs ever again.

As long I already know what true hell is so you need to come up with a new threat.
AdachiImouto
@-Labrys-
All is fine when there are threats against you...? I don't understand... *hugs, calming down a little*
Shadow_Warlock
*cackles of insanity at @Yu-Narukami*

ME?! DARING TO KILL!? Don't get me laughing!! I am just the cognition of the piss poor excuse of a warlock!! Life is a DAMN BITCH until you DIE in a shallow grave! He calls himself the Tower. Because his life was nothing CHAOS and RUIN!!!
bluehairedemo
@-Labrys-
Yeah... she's uh... yeah...
Tatsuya
*Tatsuya walks in*The hell is going on here? You all seem tense.

OOC: Can't stay long.
LuxTenebris
Warning! Threat detected!
Beginning elimination protocol for: Envy.
*Lux runs at @Bgammax with knifes full brandished*
Migrant
Good, Mishimans.

Now can someone get rid of the rest of these bombs?
Doctor_Ver
(Smiles at Mishimans.)

I'm glad you understand! You also are full of potential, so let's not go blowing you up either, okay?

I'll also take a house blend at your leisure madame barista!
Migrant
.... LUX!? WHAT THE HELL!?
Centunculus_fur
Bomb disposal comeplete! All bombs disarmed and exvacuated from the area Leblanc is liberated.
Kotone Shiomi
*slams door open*
Hello!
Bgammax
*notices Lux*
c...can you calm down?
I was scolded for fighting last time.... I can't do that again...
Kazuya
Why Toasty? Is she using fire skill now...?
Tatsuya
Lux calm the fuck down!
LuxTenebris
Envy is a risk to my primary objective.
Threat Level: 8
*Lux continues trying to stab @Bgammax*
-Labrys-
*kisses @AdachiImouto gently*

Eh. I can handle it. Also Yuki. .so are we expecting?
Akamoto_Nanaka
I toasted her!
-Labrys-
Lux, stand down brother!
Bgammax
*dodges around Lux and heads for the door*
C.... Can someone keep him away? They'll know if I don't leave the normal way..
Kotone Shiomi
...
Riiiiight...
*goes and starts looting for biscuits*
LuxTenebris
*Lux stops moving*
Cancel elimination? Y/N
Kazuya
*He just stares at her*

Sparky is way too strong to be defeated, y'know! She even kicked my ass a while ago!
Tatsuya
Wait Envy? That thing is in Gamma now Lux?
LuxTenebris
Affirmative, Tatsuya Suou.
AdachiImouto
@-Labrys-
Do not insult me, dear. I said I would fight alongside you. If there is an enemy of yours, they are my enemy.
Akamoto_Nanaka
Demon girl helped!

Your nose is bleeding Kazy.
Doctor_Ver
Hmm..so this is Lux?

(Inspects him from a distance and smiles.)

Truly a marvelous machine!
Bgammax
*speeds up going towards the door*
I... I should probably be going.
Tatsuya
Huh that's interesting... So what say you Gamma it true?
Kotone Shiomi
*starts eating the biscuits and begins brewing some coffee*
You people are too dramatic.
Kazuya
*He checks under his nose to see if he's actually bleeding*

Oh yeah...I wonder why...
Migrant
*attempts to beat Gamma to the door and lock it*
Mishimans
Hey Gamma why are you leaving so fast.
Tatsuya
Like you weren't at some point... Wait no I doubt you were Kotone. Hmm maybe she's got a point?.. Nahh!
-Labrys-
They're not an enemy @AdachiImouto. Just a lost soul. Like me when J was younger.

*smiles gently, also sliding @Kotone Shiomi a platter if freshly baked biscuits*

Lux calm down please. What is your analysis of Gamma?
Bgammax
*looking at Migrant*
P... Please let me go.
They'll be mad if they know I'm here
*notices Mishimans*
oh... You're here too..
Tatsuya
Guys let em go we don't need a fight here and now.
-Labrys-
*pours @Kotone Shiomi coffee*

Ahem. I have you Miss Kotone. Please. Sit.
Migrant
We have a few questions for you.

For one, who are 'they?'
Migrant
B-but Tatsu! Envy is a /sin/!
Akamoto_Nanaka
*Starts dabbing Kazuya's nose with napkin*
I bet Toasty did that to you, You promised you would tell me when I was going to far and you didn't say anything! So she had no right to take you!
Doctor_Ver
(Takes out a device and a light comes forth from it, scanning Lux.)

(Whistles innocently.)
Bgammax
Well.. They're my family of course.
Or, I guess..