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True but is this the time or place Mig? I don't want those who aren't hunters being dragged in any longer.
@-Labrys-
So uh... yeah... we're gonna have a kid.
Operation fully complete Entering _fur mode.....


Reset comeplete....I am Cent_fur how may I assist everyone?
@-Labrys- Thank.
*takes the biscuits and newly brewed coffee and begins to enjoy the meal*
*sighs and unlocks the door*

I guess we have the only information we need right now...

Envy's around, and apparently it's possessed Gamma.
Subject: Gamma, Baphomet Gale, is currently possessed by an unknown entity know as envy...
Threat Level: jdskahfkd...Memory banks...corrupted...
Agreed. I gotta a demon ta kill now see ya. *He vanishes*
*bows to Tatsuya*
Thank you sir. I... I'll see you later.
*runs out the door, avoiding looking at Migrant*
Bleh you and your sin talk.
Back in my day we traveled egypt fighting members of the major arcana.
What ever happened to that creativity?
@-Labrys-
I see... I apologize for acting out. But, just tell me if you need me. If anything happened to you... *looks down*
... When did you ever go to Egypt, Kotone?
Well...In a weird way, I was having fun...!
*He smiles at her*
And Sparky...well...she just wanted to help and was probably worried, so...don't be so harsh, she's great!
Then @Yu-Narukami!!! PROVE THAT YOUR TRUTH WILL OVERLAP REALITY!! BRING IT ON!!!

*dissipates into nothing as he opens a sinister smiles at him*
It is my pleasure Miss @Kotone Shiomi. Anything else I can get for you?

And uhm Yuki...uh...

*coughs and looks away, eyes closed and fingers to mouth*

You did it with my sister then?
Successfully? I see...l-lewd...
So much sinister stuff going on at once so little time.
@-Labrys-
Just... thought I should let you know, the family is gonna get bigger.
Its a long story Grant.
One that would take up at least 48 episodes.
*holds Sayaka close*

I know sweetie. I feel the same way about you. I will always be there for you, and I'd like you to be there for me. I will tell you everything. Okay? About anything.
Hmmm. Only cuz Kazy said to. Fine...

*Hugs Kazuya's arm again*

You won't get taken away ever again...
I see Yuki...I am overjoyed. But also curious..as she is my younger sister after all...and we're only 18.
(Pockets the device with a wry smile.)

Hohoho! Research will be coming along swimmingly!
@-Labrys-
I know...
*He places his hand on hers as he smiles*

Hey, don't worry, nothing will ever happen to me!
....It seems no true assistance is acquired here for now....

...entering lockdown mode.


*Cent_fur crashes to the floor of Leblanc with out hesitation*
Sounds like an interesting story, then.

That is more creative than anything we've ever done. Since... y'know.... I don't think you've ever left Japan.
Right.
I am ninety percent sure this coffee was spiked.
That or I was drunk before entering.
Cus this is just weird.
@-Labrys-
Of course... *snuggles into her, smiling* I will tell you if I'm ever in trouble, and when you call, I will come running.

What happened...? I heard someone threatening you, which is why I got angry... But what's the whole story?
*Squeezes arm*
Of course it won't, Kazy has fun when I do things, you wouldn't ever want to leave me... right?
This is Leblanc. Has everyone forgotten this place used to get destroyed multiple times a day?
Well, you ARE special to me, after all!
I will never leave you, the same I'll never leave Tatsu, Kalib, Delta, Mig and even Cal!
@Migrant

It did? I've never been here before so I wouldn't know...
Stormcaller. He lost his best friend @AdachiImouto, and I failed into help. He is upset, and lost. That is all. I desire to help him.

And @Kotone Shiomi it ain't spiked. But I do have some whisky if you'd like. 95%bv.
@Kazuya

I don't think that's what she wanted to hear.
"Um.. Hey! I'm back!"
Right!
*repositions Kazuya's arm so its between her breasts*
Cuz we're special!
It did @Delta-M. Ibwoukd always rebuild it. Its tiresome.
HI! Sensei!
.... Heyyyyyy Kawakami. *looks around the cafe* Um.... do we need to clear out for you?
@Miss_Kawakami, welcome back to LeBlanc. How may I serve you this evening?
Umm...

I'm just gonna stay where its not crazy! *sits under the counter*
Hi Kawakami sorry if you see a whole lot weird right now.

It's that kind of night in Leblanc.
*Kazuya blushes and looks away*

A-Also hey Kawakami!
I will take the deal for alcohol if only because it is there.
Also 6 currys please.
"Hello.. It's fine if it's weird.. I didn't notice it yet!"

@Migrant "Clear out? why?"

@-Labrys- "Uuumm... just suprise me!"
*looks down and smirks*

*Wh* Hey Kazy, There's a Mara under the desk.

*giggle*
*gets up and walks away*

have a nice day... I just need to... meditate some where...
*slides @Kotone Shiomi 6 fresh plates of curry, and a free bowl of udon*

And here.

*pours her a tall one of whisky and slides it over too*
Oh, no reason.... *looks to the stairs*
@-Labrys-
I see... Even if that is the case, please do not blame yourself. There are only so many people in the world, and you can't save everyone. Sometimes we have to be a little selfish to truly be ourselves. Because there's only one of us. Well, not in the Nexus, but I digress. *smiles*
"Um.. Something up there Migrant? Mind if I go check?" She got curious when they looked at the stairs.
@Stormcall_Warlock. Please call if you need anything.

*nods to @Miss_Kawakami*

*slides over a plate of curry and a Blue Mountain coffee*

Here you are, hot and fresh. On the house, since you are a friend of Mr. joker's.
M-Mara? What do you mean?
Is that disgusting demon here...?
*holds @AdachiImouto*

I understand. Thank you for reminding me. Seems I need that a lot. I'm still going to help though. Nightstalker was my friend too after all. This compassion is real.
..... I shouldn't have mentioned demons. -_-
*shrugs*

You can go look if you want. I don't even know who lives up there right now.

OOC: inb4 Morgana
@-Labrys-
*hugs and smiles* If you need help with this, just got think of me and I will be there.
"Oh!" She didn't pay attention. "Thank you, -Labrys-. I'm thankful."

"Excuse me for a minute then, keep my food safe, Migrant."

She decides to go upstairs.
*sigh*
I don't know how to follow up on that one Kazy, you win.
*Kazuya just smirks at her*
*Looks tired*

Does anyone know where I could find some good liquor?

I really need to get myself wasted after this night.
Thanks for the grub Labby.~
*Digs in*
Now what...
Wait! don't touch my things! *he rushes to the attic to protect his treasures!* Meow...
She turns on the lights upstairs
"A-anyone there..?"
*pours @Mishimans a tall glass of Whisky*

Here ya are friend. And help would be nice @AdachiImouto. Thank you love.
*Kazuya sits straight and pats her on the head*

Nothing really, I just like to win, that's all.
"A-a cat!? Hey.. aren't you Akira's cat?"
Yes he is
Night Kazy.

*lays head on Kazuya's lap, putting her face in a provocative spot*
*wraps up*
You do good food Labby.
As always your the best Labrys.

*Downs the Whisky in a matter of minutes*

Can I have some more?
Seriously Nakana you had to choose that specific spot
*nods and pours @Mishimans two more*

And I try Miss @Kotone Shiomi. I just wish for guests to have a delicious experience. Any dessert tonight? My treat.
*Sighs*

You know Nana, boners aren't all that comfy.
*warps in*

Hey y'all.
Must be hard Kaz and don't take that in the wrong way
*Downs both drinks just as fast*

*Begins to feel a bit dazed*

I'm not his cat! I'm his teamate! and I keep my collection up here!
*looks a Kazuya*

Having fun there?
Hey Shinji!
Hola Akamoto ...

Wow you look so fuzzy.
I'm not sure Shinji, you tell me
@-Labrys-
Anytime, my dear. *Smiles and closes eyes, relaxing*
Not my place to say.

Why is Mona shouting upstairs?
Oh, I was wondering if Kawakami was here on maid duty and she wandered up there on her own.
I'm not sure...I don't even know what's happening around here anymore!
*He laughs*
HEE HO HO
YA BOI IS BACK MY FRIENDS
AND HE IS HERE
DO NOT FEAR
IT IS TIME TO ANNOUNCE MY MASTER PLAN, HO HO
Labrys may I have another drink?

Maybe something of a stronger variety ...

Well Mona you are always in my bag every day and offer me advice so you technically are a cat
Guess who's back.

Back again.

J0KER's back, tell a friend.
"This cat sounds rather angry.." she pets Akira's cat "You're very pretty!"
There's somebody shouting? Absurd. I hear nothing of the sort.

(Adjusts his glasses and takes out his phone.)

I do hear meowing, granted it doesn't sound like the happy kind.
Kaz has a lover
OOC: oh how I wish I could be IC for BigPoppaFrost's return.
Umm... Kawakami he doesn't like being called a cat
Wait... Sensei is here?

Oh crap...
Why does this feel like another villain team up episode....?
HEE HO MY FELLOW FRIENDS
HOW ARE ALL OF YOU ON THIS FINE NIGHT
YOU BETTER BE ENJOYING SOME SWEET OL' JAZZ
*pours @Mishimans 98% bv sake*
*the increase in noise gets to him*

uggghhhhhh ...
You might be onto something there Migrant.

(Sighs and returns to studying the data on his phone.)
Kawakami I'll give you 100000000000000000000 yen if you can calm Mona down
Really?

I get here and already you guys are like, "oh boy another villain" bs?

I'm hurt.
WE ARE JUST HAVING A BOYS NIGHT
YKNOW
B O Y S
WE ARE LOOKING FOR SOME FINE CHICKS AND SOME GOOD DRINKS
AS WELL AS PLENTY OF FOOD, HEE HO HO
Yep.... still crazy.
Calm down Pappa Frost
@-Akira_Kurusu- I-I just look like this! and when do cats ever give advice!?

@Miss_Kawakami H-Hey! you cant!.. *blushes and surrenders to the pets* M-Meow...~
*Downs the sake*

*The world becomes even more fuzzy*

*squints at BigPoppaFrost*

Why is there a large white blob here?
I thought you had a thing for Ann Mona
"Why are all my students here anyway? Shouldn't you all go to bed? It is 12 am and you all have school tomorrow!"
...The hell did I just walk in on?
Who are your students?
Um most of us don't go to school. Not sure where ya get that.
Umm, Hello Sensei,
HO HO WHAAAAAT
A LARGE WHITE BLOB
DID YOU JUST CALL ME A FAT GOOD FOR NOTHING MY ELEGANT FRIEND
I AM BIG BONED
YOU ARE WRONG
I'm not a student...
Meow
Im fairly certain I'm a teacher too.
Yo, @Tatsuya. What am I missing here?

Cause somethin' or other is going on.
*Snorts*

Aww the white blob is squishing around ...

so cute.

*sighs happily*
HEE HO HUM
WHERE IS THE BABES AND DRINKS
CMON @J0KER GIVE ME A HAND HERE WILL YA
Well at least one student is here it seems.
@-Akira_Kurusu- Of course I'm loyal to Lady Ann! I'm just weak to this stuff...
"You're a teacher?" She looks at the happy woman. "What might your name be? I'm not sure I recognize you."
YOU CALL ME A WHITE BLOB AGAIN
AND I WILL PULL OUT MY DIAMOND STUDDED BELT
IT HAS YOUR NAME ENGRAVED ON IT
YOU BIG SMELLY WILLY
But you already have two giant hands...
I sense an influx of kitties... I have to pet them all.

*Mission Start*
*Spastically laughs*

The white blob said willy!

*Clutches stomach as the laughter continues*

White blob chan is adorable.
"Well.. not ALL my students are here. I exaggerate a lot." she gave a small laugh


"... Oh! My food is getting cold! I'll go back downstairs!"

She gives the cat a last pet

"Goodbye, cutie~."
@Miss_Kawakami Oh uh right.
I'm Kotone Shiomi. I am sorta in the process of trying to substitute for a certain schools now in jail gym coach.
THE MORE THE MERRIER, HEE HO
@Miss_Kawakami
Don't listen to her, she's crazy.
I think she's ignoring me... fair enough, I did fall asleep on her yesterday....
NANI DESU KA
DID YOU CALL ME WHITE BLOB CHAN MY FASHIONABLE FRIEND
GOOD GRIEF I GIVE UP
JUST HIT ME UP WITH A MARGARITA OR 5 WILL YA
I'd like some drinks and babes, please
@Miss_Kawakami I'm not cute, I'm a handsome young bachelor!

*sneakysneaks back downstairs~*
@Mona
I don't think they give that kinda stuff out to cats.
*sigh* I'm going, Figure I should give Nanaka a bit more time to have fun.

*Warps out*
I am not a cat!
*yells at Mona* NO BACK DOOR MONA!
She's actually not crazy for once. I gave her the idea to sub as Volleyball coach.
You! With the four legs and adorable face! What is with your incessant meowing!?

(Visibly annoyed.)

Do you require food?
Target #1 is relaxed. Expecting drinks and babes. No risk of escape.

Target #2 is on the move...

@--Morgana--
*captures and petpets*
*Gives a big grin*

Yay white blob chan is joining me in drinks!

Can I also have a margarita?
You're a cat.
*wakes up drooling, and lifts head*

Good morning Kazy...
Right then.
*gets up*
Be seeing you all~
*leaves*
*Suddenly wakes up*

Huh? I think I feel asleep...I was dreaming about a karaoke thing...Hey Nana.

*Smiles at her, as he pets her*
*sighs and slides out 12 strawberry kiwi margaritas to @Mishimans and @BigPoppaFrost*

Enjoy gentlemen...
She's drooling on his lap and if it couldn't get anymore lewd
@AdachiImouto GAH! foiled again! curse you! *he reluctantly accepts the pets* Meow...~
Mmmmm hehehe

*puts her head back down and enjoys the petting*
HEE HO HO HO HO HO
THE KING IS QUITE HAPPY
LET US DRINK MY DUDES
*Drinks through a few margaritas in a state of bliss*

HEE HO HO HO HO HO
THE KING IS QUITE HAPPY
LET US DRINK MY DUDES
The King is so happy that he got a personal echo!

(Laughs and returns to his research.)
*openly laughs*

Whie blob chan knows where the fun is at.

"MMM~!" She was relived. "That was some good food!" She tips -Labrys-
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Now he's petting her
So, how did you sleep, Nana?
*bows*

Thank you @Miss_Kawakami. Anything else I can get for you?
Hmmmmm Good, though I think I felt something hard pushing against my cheek...
You don't know what that could have been, Do you Kazy?
*Smiles*
*glances toward Nanaka and Kazuya*

All I see is sonic over there.

*attempts to focus vision but fails*

And is that tails too ???

*goes back to the margaritas*

At least the drinks are normal.
*He thinks for a moment and raises an eyebrow*

Do you want me to be honest or do you want me to be sassy?
THIS IS THE LIFE, HEE HO HO
"Um.. No not really.. I'll stay here for a couple more minutes, then take my leave for the night. I would ask for a drink, but I have work tomorrow.. haha.."
Hm, I like that answer, I like it a lot...

First sassy, then honest.
*hugs BigPoppaFrost*

That it is white blob chan that it is...
...What is this.
*He walks in again* So anything going on here?
SOMETHING HARD PUSHING AGAINST YOUR CHEECK?!?!??!????????!??!!!!!!!!!! TOO LEWD!!!!!!!!!!!! *falls down on the floor again with a bloody nose*
Hi Tatsy!
Well...I guess I could make a combo...
*Smiles at her*
You could say I was happy to see you!
Hey man!
Hehehe, Fantastic Kazy! Fantastic! I love it!
Hola Tatsu ...

you look as red as always.
*becomes unconscious as he thinks about the lewdness* ughhhhhhhhhhhh
Of course you do! See? Things are fantastic while I'm around!
I see plenty down here Kazy...
O shit I'm dying now
SOMEONE GIVE ME A SOMA I'M OUT OF HP AND SP BECAUSE OF THE LEWDNESS!
What do you mean? You want to see less, or do you want to see more?
(Looks down at Akira and scoffs.)

Tch. Children these days.
Give me more Kaz and I die
*Starts breathing slightly heavier*

M-more!
*finishes up the rest of the margaritas*

*laughs so hard he begins to tear up*

Damn the world is so bright and fuzzy...

Its like I'm tasting the motherfucking rainbows
*His expressions changes suddenly*
So you want to see more, huh...?
I'm sorry, but I didn't hear a "Please".
.... You're seriously asking for a please...?
P-please! I, Iwannaseemore~
*gets a Soma from his pocket and shoves it down his throat* well that's better!
Kaz give her your all!
Mishi how much have you drank? Also I want some vodka if we got any.
...That Patrol save us...

*sits in box with @AdachiImouto and goes into sleep mode*
*He lets out a small chuckle and stares deep into Nanaka's eyes*

Tell me then, what is it that you want to see? I'll think about it if you tell me.
*^Thot

And yes @Tatsuya. Under the counter on the right. Next to the vanilla extract.
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Huh *becomes lost in thought thinking what Nanaka's demands are*
*smiles brightly*

Well Tatsu I drank like 3 whiskeys a few margaritas here and there ...

*promptly loses count of all the drinks*

Not like it matters anyway!

The world is blurry and everything is hilarious.
I-I wanna see, iwannasee~

Haaaaa Haaaaa

Kazy.... pants.... zipper... off...
O_____o

I think I need to start drinking...
Mishi that's a lot of booze... Guess I better catch up yeah?
I wish I could drink alchohol
*spastically laughs*

Damn the door looks so weird right now. It reminds me of those crap fun houses.
Aren't you an impatient one, Nana?
You might want to calm down, or you WILL get punished.
What happened
And why
*looks at Tatsuya dazed*

Now I can't play catch right now ...

My hands are too fuzzy for that.

Haaaa haaaaa

punish me kazy, punishme~
why do people die
Is this why
Cal it's the Nexus. We aren't gonna rat you out man. *He walks behind the counter and pours himself a glass of vodka with ice than downs it and sips another* A decent start to catch up you Mishi.
No not play catch. I mean I gotta drink as much as you now!
Well then
*picks up a beer and starts chugging*
*Kazuya gets closer to her face while smirking*

Nanaka, there's something you should know.
@Tatsuya
*you find a massive stash of Vodka, Whisky, Tequila, Scotch, Bourbon, Rum, Sake, Plum Wine, Champaign of carrying flavors, Red Wine, White Wine, and Blueberry Wine!! All have extremely high %bv alcohol levels...*
*sits with a vacant expression, mumbling something about philosophy*
*looks even more confused*

Tatsu chan you are not making as much sense now ...

First catch now you want to shrink?

*snorts*

And I though I was the silly one.
Phew that's amazing. Don't know why there's so much but nice. *He opens the register and puts a couple hundred thousand yen in it* Drinks are on me everyone!
Nana...
*Kazuya gets dangerously close to her face*
Let's not do that today.
*He says as he mimics Morgana's voice*
*he shakes his head and chugs this glass before grabbing another* Sure I am Mishi sure.
*cracks a grin and just claps at Kazuya. Just.... claps....*
yyyEEEy
*starts listing off scientific equations*
*he chuckles at Kaz* Aw man that's a good one pal.
Guh... Ghuuuuu~ Kazy you're horrible....
guu~

*stands up unsteadily*

I-Igotta, um, pee, that's it, yea...

*stumbles to restroom*
(Chuckles to himself as he gets up from the booth.)

Well, things have gotten a bit too rowdy in here for my liking, but I did get decent research data. You've all been wonderful test subjects. Farewell!

(The man proceeds to leave the cafe.)
Flee, Kaz.

Flee.
Okay I think Ver may be evil. I mean not 100% sure but it's possible.
*looks at the drinks in wonder*

Soo much alcohol ...

It's so fuzzy and warm.

*Giggles*

Tatsu chaann can I drink some.
*pours him a glass of vodka and hands it over* Meh i don't see any reason not.
*passes out entirely.*
On the scale of Nexus Evil he's so far pretty low.

Like barely registering low.
Also why am I Tatsu-chan now?
*rushes over to Cal and casts Samarecarm* Holy crap kid you okay?
*walks in and takes a seat*

So how is everyone?
*Kazuya just burst out laughing*
s = \sqrt{\frac{1}{N-1} \sum_{i=1}^N (x_i - \overline{x})^2}.
YEAH IM FINE!
Seems that Kaz is having a jolly time.
*gives a lopsided smile*

Thanks Tatsu chaann!

*downs the vodka in a matter of seconds*

*the world suddenly explodes in a mess of sounds and colors*

There is so much everything around us.
I think everyone is drunk or insane
Um dude your still drunk? Come and cleanse him Hyperion Salvation! *Healing light washes over Cal* that oughta fix it up.
I can see turquoise and rubies everywhere ...
I'm fine Akira, just tired. I'll be here for a while until I get to the barracks up top.

*points to the roof*
Akira we're not drunk or insane... The drunk ones are both!
X^-a=1/x^a ?? ?
Ok.. I'm fine now!
*walks out of restroom and sits next to Kazuya*
Haaaaaa, I lost again.....
*waves friendly to @Akamoto_Nanaka*

Hi there. You're a sister to Kaz?
Everyone got rid of their hangovers
Hah! Kazuya ALWAYS wins!
Cal that was awful. I think leave booze for later one beer shouldn't​ do that
Spinning is everywhere and the rainbow just puked.
I'm... not that great at holding liquor..
Okay do those have acid in em to?
I think Alcohol affects Shadows differently.
Hello, Mister Yellow, I'm Kazy's Something.
Interesting. And @Tatsuya how us your day? Rumors said that it was wild.
Wild? I mean I killed a shadow and hunted demons but no nothing wild.
"Kazy's something" huh...?
*Thinks for a while*
I mean, we are friends...
I'm not yellow ...


I'm the Moon Man !!!!

Giving cheese to happy fucks.
Okay Mishi whatever you say.
Actually, by our standards, it's been a pretty normal day.
Technically, I am Moon Ma-I MEAN...shut it Mishy!
Shadow... who was it @Tatsuya?
There are no words that can describe Kazy and My Relationship, They just don't exist!
Or the relationship just doesn't exist
Holy shit.
It was a warlock shadow why?
OOC: Oh hi Hazama. Just a typical night in Leblanc.
No wait I'm not the moon man.

*tries to think hard*

*fails in doing so*

I'm the fucking night man!

Master of karate and friendships for everyone.
Mishimans is
Intoxicated. Excessively so
I mean, we don't really have a relationship other than friendship, but I guess our friendship is pretty strange though!
"I am thou thou art I thou hast established the Mishimans social link of the Moon arcana." .... What in the fuck happened?
What that's a social link
The more you know holy fuck
... poor Storm. He didn't took the fate of Night well, blamed everything on himself. He lost everything... and lost a meaning to fight. Cabal killed so many innocent people in the West. Reducing the Vanguard Territory a giant Cabal land. And him hearing that guardians are dying there added the extra burden.
"Or the relationship just doesn't exist"

Holy shit.
..... Friendships for everyone, I guess?
You gonna add that to the wiki Hazama?
*looks up at the ceiling*

I have always wondered if the human tongue has any taste ...

I should try to find out!

*attempts to bite own tongue*

"I am thou, thou art blitzed. Wake me up when this shit storm is over..."
I'm glad my one sentence roast was a good one lmao
But is that even a roast idk
Hey, Tatsy, You and Kazy are best friends right?
We are indeed Nana yes! Why do you ask?
*does not notice the spooky voices*

*continues attempting to bite his own tongue*

Why ish this so hard!?

Who me
Why do I dread what's about to be asked...?
Well, I know Kazy super well, but I don't know Tatsy very well... and Kazy's friends are my friends!
You should call him Tasty instead of Tatsy because why not
*takes off his helmet and sees his eye being blood red and another being bright yellow*

This spells bad...
What is she...?
Do I qualify as a friend yet?
Okay so what's your point? I mean I'm Shinji's friend to so I guess I may as well try to get ta know you. And yes Cal of course. I mean spooky voices don't say so but they don't think Yu is one either.
Nuuu his name is Tatsu chaaaannnn.

He is a magical girls os the chan is law.
Someone should give mishimans medical attention.
I... I dunno, I just wanna be friends with the people Kazy cares about.
He's fine, I'm sure!
@Tatsuya
I hadn't heard from Storm from the past ten hours and I worry... I need help. Can't loose some one that I see as a brother.
Hmm well what do you wanna talk about then?
@Akamoto_Nanaka
you seem like a pretty cool person! I wouldn't mind being friends.
I see! That's great Nana!