Moonlight Cafe II: Attack of the Robowai...

You'll find here all archived threads from the Phansite forum.

Starwaddle

Something like that. The body clean up comes with years of experience.

bluehairedemo

L-Lavenza?!

-Akira_Kurusu-

ANYBODY ELSE WANN GET WET?

Starwaddle

If by get wet you mean burn the place down, then no!

Migrant

You're going to flood the cafe with that thing!

-Akira_Kurusu-

O shit there's a second page

Akamoto_Shinji

*Ties hose*

Bgammax

"Page?" I've heard of Cafes, but what's a "Page?"

SPAM

With SPAM every meal is a party!

-Akira_Kurusu-

*kicks Shinji away from hose and unties it* I WON'T STOP TILL SHE DROPS

Starwaddle

It's like, if the cafe was a forum page or something...which it probably is in another multiverse.

bluehairedemo

@-Akira_Kurusu-
Get the hell out!! And stay away from my daughter!!

-Akira_Kurusu-

But she wanted water though

Kuroumi

I feel like this is the start of madness.

bluehairedemo

@-Akira_Kurusu-
I said get out!

Bgammax

umm.. I don't know what that means Star, would you mind taking the time to explain it?
*moves closer to star*

Migrant

Wow, Yuki, was that a bit of Boss you just channeled there?

Kuroumi

Is someone going to allow me to go insane?

-Akira_Kurusu-

Want to join Kuroumi?

Kuroumi

Nah, Rather Just Enjoy The Madness.

-Akira_Kurusu-

YES! I FINALLY BROKE YUKI!

bluehairedemo

@Kuroumi
You better not.

--Morgana--

What even..? *hides*

Kuroumi

@bluehairedemo
Am I allowed to just enjoy what's going on?

bluehairedemo

*Messiah Picaro appears. It picks up @-Akira_Kurusu- and throws him out of the cafe. Lesson of the day kids, don't eff with Yuki's family*

IamThou

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*Gets hit with the water*

HEY! STOP IT!

UGH NOW MY CLOTHES ARE WET!

Starwaddle

Basically, there are multiple multiverses, so it's not hard to see the place as a forum in one of these multiverses. Then again, I've seen a lot of things, so I might have things confused a bit.

-Akira_Kurusu-

*starts laughing as he looks at everyone*

AdachiImouto

*Applauses*

bluehairedemo

@IamThou
Are you ok sweetie?

Bgammax

..... What's a forum? I think I know what you mean by a "multiverse", its like the places outside of here. But I've never heard of a forum.

IamThou

@bluehairedemo
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*Wrings her hair*

Dad, I'm just going to use your restroom for a bit.

*Goes inside the cafe's restroom and changes*

Starwaddle

*starts laughing at what she just witnessed*

-Akira_Kurusu-

I FINALLY BROKE LAVENZA!

Kuroumi

He partly broke me.

-Akira_Kurusu-

I think I broke everyone

bluehairedemo

@-Akira_Kurusu-
GET AWAY FROM THE CAFE UNLESS YOU WANT TO BE MEGIDOLAON'D!!!

Kuroumi

I think I need tea. I'll have some tea.

Bgammax

.... These places are weird... I should probably go
*exits the cafe*

IamThou

*Comes out of the girls' room*
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...Why is this the only spare I brought? Ugh this doesn't feel comfy at all.

...I can't believe I forgot to wear a bra today...

Starwaddle

Oh, um, well, a forum is a place on the internet where people chat about a particular topic...to varying degrees.

--Morgana--

I-Is it over? *crawls from under a booth*

Starwaddle

So...about my order?

Kuroumi

I don't know. Can I get that tea yet?

bluehairedemo

@IamThou
*He sighs* So... you're gonna have a sibling.

-Akira_Kurusu-

Yuki are you fool or somethin? Cause Satanel can withstand anything

bluehairedemo

(Again, let the man talk to his daughter)

-Akira_Kurusu-

Never cause you smashed without letting me know

AdachiImouto

@--Morgana--
*Picks him up and sits down* Hello, Mona-chan. Are you still sad?

IamThou

@bluehairedemo
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Yay! *Hugs her dad*

bluehairedemo

*He hugs her back* ... Oh. I'm neglecting work. Sorry but I need to cut this short.

-Akira_Kurusu-

I need to know how to smash a robot...........for research purposes

IamThou

@bluehairedemo
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But, wait...how did mom get pregnant?

I thought she didn't have the capability to conceive a child?

Migrant

Go date one and find out.

--Morgana--

@AdachiImouto Hi Miss Sayaka! I'm not sad, why do you ask?~

SPAM

SPAM is the #1 preferred breakfast item by Lolis!

-Akira_Kurusu-

That's what I want to know too Lavenza

Starwaddle

Okay, fuck it, one more person to speak out of line and you get Megidolaon'd, have your ass turned to grass, and get a one way ticket to Disney world!

-Akira_Kurusu-

Ass to grass...hmm...well...that's one way to say it

AdachiImouto

@--Morgana--
You seemed sad earlier. You sure you don't wanna share? *Pets him*

bluehairedemo

@IamThou
She had someone make a properly functioning womb for her.

-Akira_Kurusu-

That's messed up in so many ways

Kuroumi

I'm so bored right now. I need some way to make sure I don't die of boredom.

_Demi-Fiend_

Greetings everyone.

Tattooed half demon here.

Starwaddle

...okay, I will allow comments on that bit. I mean...what?

_Demi-Fiend_

What's going on, exactly?

bluehairedemo

Science. Anyway, I gotta get back to work sweetie.

VaginaldMacJizzler

Who wants rat juice?

-Akira_Kurusu-

Probably some perv made it

Migrant

*sighs*

Where's Leblanc when you need it.... I think this is the only cafe currently in town.

Kuroumi

Can I finally get tea?

bluehairedemo

So, anyone want anything?

bluehairedemo

@Kuroumi
Coming right up.

Starwaddle

More coffee, and 5 cinnamon rolls.

_Demi-Fiend_

I would like a cup of tea, please.

bluehairedemo

*He brings Kuro some tea, Star her coffee and cinnamon rolls, and Fiend his tea*

_Demi-Fiend_

You have my thanks.

*Demi-Fiend would sip at his tea, quietly.*

Kuroumi

I waited 2 hours for this, you're getting a 700 yen tip.

BigPoppaFrost

HEE HO HO
ITS YA BOI THE KING HERE
AND HE IS HERE TO HAVE A GRAND OL TIME
LETS GET THIS SHOW ON THE ROAD
GIVE ME THE BEST STUFF YOU GOT
ITS BOYS NIGHT

_Demi-Fiend_

W h y-

-Akira_Kurusu-

Hell ya!

-Akira_Kurusu-

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Starwaddle

Thanks. Also, congratulations about the baby. But man, that Izanagi goddess...I think she has control over death or something? Something about her just seemed like death.

Migrant

Man... all I can say now is good luck tonight, Yuki.

-Akira_Kurusu-

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Scrolling the interwebz

-Akira_Kurusu-

Oops wrong one

bluehairedemo

@Kuroumi
Sorry, family stuff.

@BigPoppaFrost
Sorry, we're out of ice.

BigPoppaFrost

GIVE ME AND MY FRIENDS A GOOD DRINK OR 2
ITS ALL ON ME, HEE HO HEE

-Akira_Kurusu-

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Starwaddle

*Summons Shadow-sona* BLAZING HELL! COSMIC FLARE! MEGIDOLAON! Honestly, what the fuck is up with this cafe today? I already paid for any damages, remember?

-Akira_Kurusu-

U weeb no op shit

_Demi-Fiend_

What is happening-

Why is this happening-

All I wanted was a nice cup of tea.

Kuroumi

*continues to calmly sip tea, until the cup is empty.*

Thanks for a few hours of madness. 1,200 yen because of that.

BigPoppaFrost

THIS KING JUST WANTS A FEW MARGARITAS AND A NICE BURG ON THE SIDE
GOOD GRAVY THIS IS TURNING OUT TO BE A HORRIBLE BOYS NIGHT, HEE HO HOO

bluehairedemo

@BigPoppaFrost
Again we're out of ice. Only hot drinks right now.

bluehairedemo

We don't sell alcoholic beverages...

-Akira_Kurusu-

I should've drowned this place in water when I had the chance

Starwaddle

Honestly, we have freaks of nature barge in, shit going crazy, and we all knew something would happen eventually. Just be glad that I know how to make it so everything won't burn down.

-Akira_Kurusu-

Drowning Lavenza sounds fun too

_Demi-Fiend_

My only question is why.

-Akira_Kurusu-

O fuck Mona is telling me to sleep or else he will xpose me

Migrant

Akira, you may be Joker, but attempting that would only get you killed by every able bodied patron in the cafe.

-Akira_Kurusu-

Bye

BigPoppaFrost

DID YOU
JUST CALL THIS KING
A FREAK OF NATURE
MY OH MY DID YOUR PARENTS EVER TEACH YOU TO RESPECT YOUR ELDERS YOU LITTLE SMELLY, HO

-Akira_Kurusu-

I never said I was Joker

KensukeKurosaki

Owner owner, where you at my friend?

Starwaddle

Why? Because this always happens, one way or another. We all just want to have some peace and quiet, and fate doesn't want that, so I give fate what it wants.

KensukeKurosaki

*punches @-Akira_Kurusu- for getting Lavenza wet*

-Akira_Kurusu-

I know u likd it

bluehairedemo

@BigPoppaFrost
I suggest you leave... Bow.

@KensukeKurosaki
Right here.

bluehairedemo

Now*

Starwaddle

@BigPoppaFrost I'm sorry *ignites hand* would you care to repeat that?

KensukeKurosaki

Cool, @bluehairedemo I'll have a double espresso caramel machiatto latte please

IamThou

@bluehairedemo
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Alright, dad.

Yay! Another sibling!

-Akira_Kurusu-

O ya pappi

Mao

I want melon-pan

bluehairedemo

@KensukeKurosaki
You got it.

@IamThou
Yep. *he smiles*

BigPoppaFrost

LISTEN HOT STUFF
JUST GIVE THIS KING A SIMPLE CUP O JOE AND EVERYTHING WILL BE FINE
IM IN NO MOOD TO BE DEALING WITH NO SCHMUCKS CURRENTLY, HEE HO
BOYS NIGHT IS A FAILURE

BigPoppaFrost

IM SORRY
WOULD YOU LIKE ME TO TAKE OUT MY DIAMOND STUDDED BELT AND SHOW YOU NOT TO MESS WITH THIS KING
IT HAS YOUR NAME ENGRAVED ON IT SWEETHEART
DONT GET ON MY BAD SIDE, HO

KensukeKurosaki

Want me to send the king to another dimension?

-Akira_Kurusu-

Yuki marries Aigis, Adopt Lavanza, and make an artificial womb for Aigis. Boi this is too weird

bluehairedemo

You'll melt though...

bluehairedemo

@KensukeKurosaki
.... If things get out of hand.

BigPoppaFrost

MELT
THIS KING CANT MELT
THATS JUST A MYTH, HO

KensukeKurosaki

@bluehairedemo, the king does not care, let him drink it. He is big so it'll probably not kill him, irlt will just hurt...alot

Migrant

I thought Mona told you to go to bed or get exposed.

You'd better hurry, or the trains will shut down.

bluehairedemo

@BigPoppaFrost
... coming right up...

-Akira_Kurusu-

I want to see if he actually melts *takes a lighter from his pocket and sticks it on Poppa Frost*

Starwaddle

Ugh...just...*sips coffee* okay, I'm sorry. Things got a little hectic. You want iced coffee? Here's the ice for it *plops a bag of ice on the counter*

Mao

Can I get a melon-pan please

KensukeKurosaki

*sips latte* This will be interesting

BigPoppaFrost

IT DOES NOTHING
WHAT DID YOU EXPECT

-Akira_Kurusu-

*grabs lifgter and puts it back in his pocket* fuck I wanted to see a melted snowman

bluehairedemo

*He brings king frost his coffee* ....

-Akira_Kurusu-

^lighter^

KensukeKurosaki

*Sips*

BigPoppaFrost

HEE HO HEE
A CUP O HOT JOE ALWAYS HITS THE SPOT
THANK YOU MY BLUE HAIRED FRIEND
THIS KING IS QUITE PLEASED

-Akira_Kurusu-

Does anyone want to get burned?

KensukeKurosaki

...Wh-WHAT

KensukeKurosaki

Did an ice man just drink hot tea

-Akira_Kurusu-

That a yes?

bluehairedemo

.... How?

-Akira_Kurusu-

He just said he doesn't melt

KensukeKurosaki

Mabye he is so cold that the ice freezes

KensukeKurosaki

Quicker than the tea heats it

Starwaddle

Never melt ice. The bane of every fire user.

BigPoppaFrost

YOU HUMANS ARE QUITE THE AIRHEADS, HO HO
I TOLD YOU THAT WAS ALL A MYTH

bluehairedemo

Right...

-Akira_Kurusu-

Myth busters

KensukeKurosaki

Myth, approved

Starwaddle

Should have known he had never melt ice. Stuff is rare as fuck, but he has some.

-Akira_Kurusu-

K...

KensukeKurosaki

He is a king so he can afford it

bluehairedemo

Alright. Closing up for tonight.

-Akira_Kurusu-

There's still water everywhere

bluehairedemo

@-Akira_Kurusu-
Get out.

KensukeKurosaki

*leaves* seeya tommorow boss, btw can i add a job listing here

bluehairedemo

Job listing?

KensukeKurosaki

For the advirtisment, Adachi will kill me if i don't hire someone dude

KensukeKurosaki

Do you have a bulletin board where I can just stick an advert for the job

bluehairedemo

No... I don't.

bluehairedemo

Open again. Now with tiramisu... Dunno why we have that now be we do.

LuxTenebris

*A flash of light bursts forth and Lux suddenly is standing where it was*
I require this "Tiramisu".

bluehairedemo

Okay. That'll be 500 yen.

Starwaddle

Back again. *Takes a seat* sorry about last time, but I already paid for any damages in advance, so... I'll have some coffee. Black, please.

LuxTenebris

*Lux pulls money out of his pocket*
I am not sure why I have this but will this be adequate?
*It's 1,000,000 Yen*

bluehairedemo

You got it.

bluehairedemo

@LuxTenebris
... That's way more than enough.

Bgammax

*walks in the door*

This is a nice place, good to relax unli-

*notices Lux*

I'll come another time

*walks out the door*

Starwaddle

Oh hey-and he's gone...well then.

Migrant

*walks in the door*

This is a nice place, good to relax until...

*notices Lux*

Hey Lux.

*sits down*

OOC: I had to do it.

LuxTenebris

Detecting Envy...
Signal has gone...
*Lux sits down and begins staring at the Tiramisu*

bluehairedemo

...
*He brings Star her coffee*

Starwaddle

Thanks *takes a sip* so...did anyone contact Yu?

bluehairedemo

I dunno. Haven't seen him recently.

Migrant

About what?

... Oh, creepy lady?

Starwaddle

Yeah, creepy lady. Izanagi I think her name is? Can't remember, but she is powerful.

bluehairedemo

Izanami.

LuxTenebris

I must be going, I have to return to my primary mission...
*Lux takes the Tiramisu and teleports away*

Starwaddle

Meh, I was close. So, chances are she's going to cover the place in fog. Looks like everyone will need glasses during that. Good thing I already have a pair.

Bgammax

*looks in the door*

Is angry robot gone yet? He's attacked me 3 times now...

Starwaddle

Yep, you can come in now.

Bgammax

*walks in and sits by star*
Thanks, you're really nice Star.

Yu-Narukami

*walks in*
Hey, is Yuki here?

bluehairedemo

... That was an interesting moment.

bluehairedemo

Hey Yu.

Starwaddle

Hey, just because I'm a goddess doesn't mean I'm not human. I actually was a human before I became a goddess, but things happened in the metaverse in my world and...heh, well, I already told the end of my adventures in my multiverse.

Yu-Narukami

Hey, have you seen any of those new palaces forming? It seems like more pop up every day.

Migrant

Wait... new Palaces?

How so?

Bgammax

*eyes light up when Star mentions her world*
What was your world like? Can you go back there? Or are you stuck here...

Yu-Narukami

I've been checking the names of people we encounter, it seems a lot more people have palaces then you'd even realize.

Migrant

Do you think it's Ira's doing?

Yu-Narukami

*Notices Gamma*
Hey, I haven't seen you in a while...something seems different though.

bluehairedemo

@Yu-Narukami
Look... I'm done with all of that.

Starwaddle

Well, it was like any other world, really. I could go back, but I'd rather not. Those gods are probably searching for me, and I'll get killed if they find me...and I mean the kind of killed where you don't come back.

Bgammax

*turns to Yu*
Hey Grey guy, I'm talking to Star, can you wait a little? She's got some interesting things to say.

Yu-Narukami

@bluehairedemo
Yeah I know, just thought you'd like to know.

Yu-Narukami

Grey guy? Who are you, your not Gamma.

Bgammax

*back to Star*
Well, if that's the case why don't you just go somewhere else? If you can go there maybe you could go anywhere..
Can't be much worse than here...

bluehairedemo

@Yu-Narukami
*He sighs* ... Well I deleted the Nav anyway.

Yu-Narukami

@bluehairedemo
I'm not so sure about that, check your phone for it.

Migrant

That's some dedication to the cause, Yuki.

Though I guess it means you're serious.

bluehairedemo

@Yu-Narukami
Hm? *He pulls out his phone and checks it* ... The hell?

Starwaddle

Well, that's the problem. I lost most of my power to those gods, so I'm stuck here until I get some of it back. I don't mind, it's fun to see where things will go sometimes.

Bgammax

*now looking dejected*
awww.. That's too bad, well I hope you can get your power back Star... It'd be great if you could get out of here.

Kuroumi

Mind if I come in? Just need some tea.

bluehairedemo

@Kuroumi
You got it.

... *He deletes the Nav... again*

Akamoto_Shinji

*Teleports in*
Hey guys,
*sits*
tea please.

Bgammax

*notices Shinji*

Woah, you can teleport, that's Awesome!! How does it work?

Starwaddle

Hey, it could be worse. Besides, I like it here. The Nexus is a pretty nice place when you think about it, I wouldn't mind setting up a base here.

Migrant

Huh... so the nav comes back if it's deleted, huh?

Talk about not being able to escape the call to adventure.

Akamoto_Shinji

Can you do over a thousand calculations a second?

Yu-Narukami

@bluehairedemo
It's no use Yuki, it just comes back no matter what.

bluehairedemo

Well I'm doing my damn hardest to...

Akamoto_Shinji

*less than a second

Starwaddle

Hmm...I wonder if my palace is around... haven't been able to access it sense that day...hmm...

Starwaddle

@Akamoto_Shinji who? Me?

Tatsuya

Hey everyone what's going on?

Bgammax

*now completely ignoring Star*
Hey warping guy, I asked you the question first, I just wanted to know what you do with it, I don't really need details on HOW. Those are boring

bluehairedemo

@Tatsuya
Hey, do you know how to get rid of the Nav?

*He goes around and gives everyone their order. I'm too lazy to remember them all*

Yu-Narukami

Is everyone just going to ignore how strange Gamma's acting?

Tatsuya

It's not possible. You just can't do that unless you don't have a phone. Even if you get a new one the Navi shows up.

Tatsuya

He's possessed Yu. But so far Envy isn't hurting anyone.

Starwaddle

I've only been here for a few days, so I wouldn't know how he acts.

bluehairedemo

Then I guess it's always gonna be payphone for me.

Yu-Narukami

Still, are we really just going to ignore that Gamma is being controlled by someone else. Even if he isn't hurting anyone, he's still using our friend against his will.

Migrant

There's a lot going on right now. We had a strange visitor here yesterday, Yu. One that you'd probably know.

Starwaddle

Does the name Izanagi ring and bells?

Bgammax

*turning to Yu*
Hey Grey guy, he practically invited me here. You're not gonna go nuts like that robot did are you?

Yu-Narukami

Izanagi is my persona, why is that important?

bluehairedemo

@Bgammax
Oi! You gonna cause any trouble?

Tatsuya

Jeez Yuki you hate it that much? I don't get how you can standby and watch.

Yu-Narukami

@Bgammax
I don't want to hurt Gamma, but I have other methods of breaking someone out of the control of another.

Starwaddle

Oh wait, shit, sorry, I mentioned to say Izanami. They have very similar names.

Tatsuya

... was she here in the Nexus?

Akamoto_Shinji

Sorry Envy, trade secret, hush hush and all that jazz.

Yu-Narukami

Izanami? But I already destroyed her physical form and sent her back to, well, where ever it was she came from.

Starwaddle

Well, she's back. Who knows, this is the Nexus, so maybe it's just another Izanami. Either way, she is definitely looking for a fight.

Bgammax

*sigh*
no Bluey, I don't want them to get mad at me for being here.. But people have been picking on me since I got here

*turning to Shinj, appearing to pout*
you're not very nice are you? Not at all like that teleporting girl I met earlier.

bluehairedemo

@Tatsuya
I want a happy life with my family...
*My palace senses are tingling*
Persona users can't have palaces.

Akamoto_Shinji

Tatsuya, if the guy wants to live peacefully with his family let him, he's already died for humanity, what more do you want from him?

Migrant

Yeah she was here. Weird lady, grey hair, wrapped in odd robes and drinking tea while philosophizing about fog?

Tatsuya

Heh your right... I'm just not one for peace sorry. If you wanna be left alone that's your business.

Akamoto_Shinji

He he, nope, I'm also smarter than her.

Starwaddle

Well, I have a Shadow-sona, so I get to keep my palace... it's how it worked in my world, anyway.

Tatsuya

Shit the goddess of lies and death huh? I bet she's up to no good but maybe I'm wrong.

bluehairedemo

@Migrant
No I think she said Frog.

Tatsuya

... the immortal frog owned by one of the Yusukes?

Yu-Narukami

Tatsuya, I know you wanted to be more peaceful but letting a friend suffer from a sin is being too peaceful.
As for you Yuki, it's up to you to decide what you want to do with your life, just remember that we have this power for a reason. Anyway, if Izanami really is here I have more than my share of problems to deal with already.
*Yu begins walking out the door*
Looks like I have even more to check out now.

Akamoto_Shinji

Dude needs to give himself a vacation.

Bgammax

...Maybe I should call him grumpy guy, he needs to relax sometime.

Starwaddle

I'm going to kick her ass to Disney world if she tries something.

bluehairedemo

... Still, I'm done.

Tatsuya

*Whispers to Shinji and Mig* ... Yu is right about Gamma though. How do we get Envy out?

Migrant

I respect your decision to be done.

But also know you'll be back when we need you.

*sly smile*

bluehairedemo

Sure, whatever...

Starwaddle

*sips coffee* still, if someone was possessed, an exorcism would be the best course of action. I would perform one, but with my power it would take a shit-ton of materials to exocise a sin.

NotIgor

I have returned! I still desire fifteen ðŸ…±ï¸agels and a fresh pot of coffee!

Shadowwaifuaigis

I require that you bean me.

Bgammax

*turns to Star*
Hey, I heard that. You could at LEAST be considerate enough not to yell out that you want to get rid of me, when I'm right next to you.
You're all so mean
*storms out of the cafe*

bluehairedemo

@Shadowwaifuaigis
Do you have permission from Aigis to be here?

Starwaddle

Hey, I just said that it was damn near impossible for me to do an exorcism.

Kuroumi

.... I've been quiet the whole time, listening. I should stop being such an idiot and actually do something....

-Akira_Kurusu-

Same

bluehairedemo

@-Akira_Kurusu-
Get out.

Kuroumi

And where's my tea. I live off that crap.

Akamoto_Shinji

Can't say I know how to help, most possession jobs I did just ended in me killing them.

Starwaddle

So...what, we go into his palace and kick Envy's ass to Disney world?

Migrant

I think we'd rather deal with Ira's Palace first.

Envy's acting suspicious, but as far as an actual threat goes Ira's much more of one right now.

The last time we tried to raid a palace purely because someone was acting suspicious, the Hunters of Sin basically broke up.

Akamoto_Shinji

True

Starwaddle

Oh... who's Ira, and can I come with? I feel the need to kick someone's ass to Disney world.

Kuroumi

I'll join too if I can help.

Mishimans

That was a crap fight.

Tatsuya

I don't wanna raid a Palace. Just get that thing out of him... But your right we should do one thing at a time.

-Akira_Kurusu-

I'm always here bluey

Mishimans

@Tatsuya

Maybe we can just trap envy in a pentagram and force him to wait until we are done with Ira?

Akamoto_Shinji

Yeah I know, Nanaka kicked your butt so easily. Truly a crap fight.

Tatsuya

Ah yes Ira. Who wants to explain?

Tatsuya

That might work Mishi? It'd do it for a demon but not sure on a god of sin.

Mishimans

@Akamoto_Shinji

*glares*

I was a four legged beast and she was flying! How the hell was I supposed to beat her when she could just fly around and roast me.

Mishimans

@Tatsuya

Well if you ever want to try I do have some paint lying around.

You will have to provide the holy water.

Starwaddle

At the very least, someone could monitor him. Just give him some item with a few enchantments, and we'd be able to know what he's saying and doing.

Akamoto_Shinji

She wasn't flying, and chill dude, twas a joke.

Shadowwaifuaigis

@bluehairedemo
Yes, I do.

Mishimans

@Akamoto_Shinji

*huffs*

Sorry man I just get frustrated when anyone mentions that fight.

It was such a curb stomp battle.

Mona

*enters* greetings, are pets allowed in this establishment?

bluehairedemo

@Shadowwaifuaigis
Are you lying to me?

Akamoto_Shinji

Yeah well you have a brain now so don't worry about that.

Shadowwaifuaigis

@bluehairedemo
Nah, you're the only one who I wouldn't lie to cutie
She gave me permission as long as I didn't blow the cafe up.

-Akira_Kurusu-

Blowing up the cafe sounds fun

bluehairedemo

@Mona
But you're not a cat.

@ShadowwaifuAigis
Riiiiight... coming right up.

Starwaddle

So is someone going to explain who Ira is?

Mishimans

@Akamoto_Shinji

Mishimans

OOC: My thing posted randomly sorry

Mona

@bluehairedemo I wasn't talking about me

Kuroumi

@Starwaddle
You ain't the only who wants to know.

bluehairedemo

@Mona
Sorry but no pets... except Koro-chan.

Mona

@bluehairedemo okay, i'll tell Joker not to bring Futaba, then

bluehairedemo

*Suggestive*
Futaba is human Mona.

Mona

@bluehairedemo barely...