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I'm back, and I got an axe to grind!
I’ll admit it: I was lurking on the site ever since I “officially” left. I've been reading up on some RP's that have recently gained popularity, and there are some talk threads in which I could have said my peace (but that's a story for another time). However, two newcomers (?) to the forums caught my attention… in a bad way. I understand that the claims I'm about to make may render me a hypocrite in the eyes of some of you, but I feel it's necessary to call out these two shitheads. The first offender made in-character comments on non-RP threads, and misused an RP thread to make a meme. On top of that, their assumed character makes me both despise them and laugh at them. The other user made over-the top, often violent remarks in relatively peaceful RP threads while trying too hard to act out the entity they had created. Thus, their comments were regarded as shitposts and subsequently ignored by other users in the thread, effectively retconning their "actions."
I’m looking at you, Kamoshidaman and Supervillain!
Now, I don't know if you're alts of other Phansite users or are new to the site, but I have proof that your attempts to role-play on this site are absolute shit. Here's my proposition: I’ll give you two idiots a chance to explain yourselves. Contact me over Phansite PM’s and give me a good reason why I shouldn't embarrass you any further. You have 1 week to respond. I'm not playing around. And I’m only gonna say this once: If you even DARE to try and hold a conversation with me over PM’s while in character, I will eviscerate you.
For the rest of you who are curious: I'll only participate in talk threads. "Rosie Reborn" won't happen for a while, so you guys can relax.
inb4 this thread becomes a meme
Inb4 I make the two users mentioned an even bigger meme
I mean, to be fair, I think Kamoshidaman's account is a meme.
Do you know who's running it?
Not a clue. I don't really keep up with alts and their creators and the such.
Gin
Hey look it's madame "Godmod Complex". Back to save the phansite from those nasty meme accounts?
I’ll admit it: I, Kamoshidaman, have been lurking on the site ever since I “officially” joined. I’ve been searching up on some RP’s that have gained recent popularity, and there are some people on here that have gained my attention on here that take me away from my investigation on the Phantom Thieves (but thats a thread for another time). However, the person on the forums that caught my attention… was in a bad way. I understand that the claims I’m about to make may render me an expert superhero in the eyes of some of you, but I feel it’s necessary to call out this shithead. The offender made a stupid claim on the forums about me, Kamoshidaman, used my fame as a thread to make a meme. On top of that, their assumed character makes me both despise them and laugh at them. The other over-the top thing they did was godmode. Thus, their comments were regarded as shitposts and subsequently ignored by other users in the thread, effectively retconning their “actions." I’m looking at you, Rosie! Now, I don’t know if you’re an alt of other Phansite users or are new to the site, but I have proof that your attempts to role-play on this site are absolute shit. Here’s my proposition: I’m giving you a chance to explain yourselves. Contact me over Phansite PM’s and give me a good reason why I shouldn’t embarrass you any further. You have 1 week to respond. I'm not playing around. And I’m only gonna say this once: if you even DARE to try and hold a conversation with me over PM’s while in character, I will eviscerate you. -Yours truly, Kamoshidaman
Hey look it's madame "Godmod Complex". Back to save the phansite from those nasty meme accounts? You wish. I'm resigning myself to talk threads until I can work out the kinks of my character.
Hello! Can i ask you why are you being so aggressive? It seems like you just came back.... There are many ways to ACT in this situation, if you have a problem with those users you could talk about it peacefully without the needing to sound arrogant or flame things up. If you thought a bit more about this maybe everyone would have taken it seriously
Gin
So forever then? Cause you won't work out the kinks of your character unless you put them into action, you realize.
MWAHAHAHAHA! GARDEN OF ROSIE! You dare call out and try to destroy me, the most powerful and EVIL Supervillain of all time!? I have been waiting for a true hero to try and stand up to me! I can see that we were cosmically destined to clash! However, it will be me, the SUPERVILLAIN who shall emerge victorious with my army of nuclear vodka powered attack robots and GALACTIC GOLF EMPIRE! Stop me if you dare, Garden of Rosie! BE MY HERO!!! As for asking the Supervillain on a PM date, you have to raise my affection more before the most EVIL, POWERFUL and dare I say most HANDSOME Supervillain in Nexus history will show you any time! I revel in playing hard to get! And even foolish are you to assume that I am as you say, in character! I am the SUPERVILLAIN in this or any other reality! THIS EVIL IS WHO I AM! I look forward to when we meet face to face, Garden of Rosie, and when that day comes, I will make sure you never enjoy the deliciousness of a Subway 5$ footlong again! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
Six months is a lot of time for shit to stay bottled up. That, and I'm just plain tired from irl stuff.
you're also being racist against memes? i swear if you're also racist toward the fluffy dark goat boy i will delete your kneecaps
I don't have anything against meme accounts on this site, just the ones who don't stay in their lane And are you talking about Deltarune?
Hello! i'm talkin about this boy
I have been waiting for a true hero to try and stand up to me! I can see that we were cosmically destined to clash! However, it will be me, the SUPERVILLAIN who shall emerge victorious with my army of nuclear vodka powered attack robots and GALACTIC GOLF EMPIRE! Stop me if you dare, Garden of Rosie! BE MY HERO!!! That's your cue, Kamoshidaman. Like I said, I'm not gonna be in any RP threads for a while.
We do these things not because they are easy, but because they are hard. I'm sorry little one.
S N A P
Welp, I guess she needs a Pizza Party.
You know what I’ve always wondered? Why an axe? It could have been a more typical weapon like sword or spear, and those have the same number of syllables too. But nah, they decided to go for an axe. Not that there’s anything wrong with axes, it’s just that they’re mostly a woodcutting implement and the weapon part is more secondary
Axe is the more brutal, primitive weapon. It's mainly used as a weapon in times of great anger, whereas swords and lances are more elegant weapons. Also it's more readily available, think Crime and Punishment. An axe is more plebeian so it's significantly more common, so more people find it relevant.
I prefer short swords. Easier to use. More reliable. The essentials.
It also depends on the kind of axe for if the weapon bit secondary, while many were designed mostly with wood cutting in mind there is always the noble battle axe. Made specifically to brutally hack off limbs and other such things, thus also very fitting for a grudge.
Bro chill Have a dab And buy the latest megadeth album on itunes
Shit we doing dabs? Blessed.
At least I'm getting somewhere. So far, only one subject of my statement has proven to be unreasonable. It seems as though they didn't get the memo of my unwillingness to take any of their bullshit.
So much edge, i can smell it from here
tfw people don't acknowledge the most pertinent of all the statements made, that being it should be "I HAVE got an axe to grind" use your verbs people, this is English not Ebonics
You do understand people can be assholes if they want to be right? They didn't exactly hurt anyone, save for your precious feelings... somehow. So what say you let bygones be bygones and end this silly attempt at bringing the ne'er-do-wells to justice. Hm? Of course you could always keep on keeping on. But I'd advise against it personally, unless making a spectacle of yourself is some sort of pastime you have.
Gin
And then Rosie walked up to her nemisis. She would call on her Persona, Black Widow with Lucina's mask, to rip their heart out and electrocute the remains until nothing remained. She would then eat the heart. Ah yes. The kind and noble hero of the phansite.
By the way, I'm officially retconning that version of her. She never signed up for the tournament, Natalia is not a fusion of Black Widow and Lucina, and all the godmodding instances that took place between her meeting PK and the start of the tournament never happened. So it is written.
Gin
Don't think that's how that works, but whatever.
How do I default dance with text
How do I default dance with text /pleaseletmedie
By the way, I'm officially retconning that version of her. She never signed up for the tournament, Natalia is not a fusion of Black Widow and Lucina, and all the godmodding instances that took place between her meeting PK and the start of the tournament never happened. So it is written. Weird flex but ok
/pleaseletmedie
baseball bats can be fine weapons too
OP bad host /repick
FeelsBadMan
What I’m wondering is why you made a callout post about a site you’re basically on hiatus on... about two relatively harmless jokesters. I mean, usually you’d see stuff like this about really bad and toxic people, but this is a bit much. Also, bold of you to assume that your threats to them will do anything. oh right I gotta meme like everyone else uhhhh *seal noises*
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A seal. I love going clubbing.
oh right I gotta meme like everyone else uhhhh *seal noises* *dying noises*
A ghost. I love busting.
A hero. I love Masamune Dan and his intellect praise be unto him.
I can't believe Ms. Godmod is back. I thought you fully left. You shouldn't hate on people who joke RP. That is a thing that people do and I have participated in it before. Both Kamoshidaman and Supervillian are allowed to do so.
Fighting won't solve anything. We are all different afterall.
Yeah we should resolve this peacefully, like me and all of my friends say!
"We are all different" Say that to the communist kid in the corner
"We are all different" Say that to the communist kid in the corner You talking to me?
"We are all different" Say that to the communist kid in the corner Eh, you right.
You talking to me? I mean I might be
Peace is fine... But how does it lead me to occult secrets? I need to know more, not just about "Persona" but everything supernatural!
Peace is fine... But how does it lead me to occult secrets? I need to know more, not just about "Persona" but everything supernatural! Ok same tbh.
Now that.........I’ll just leave your dark thoughts to yourself, I really don’t know what to say
Shut up, Edgy, this is supposed to be a somewhat serious threa ha ha ha ha ha ha ha who the fuck am I kidding
Now that.........I’ll just leave your dark thoughts to yourself, I really don’t know what to say Hey, I'll have you know I'm a detective! My aim is to solve supernatural cases far and wide Ok same tbh. Ah, a fellow seeker of the unknown. A pleasure to meet you I'm sure!
Hey, I'll have you know I'm a detective! My aim is to solve supernatural cases far and wide Wow what a coincidence so am I
A detective too huh... Well, I guess I should say I'm an "amateur detective" according to the law. But don't let technical details bug you, I'm as quick witted as any official investigator!
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Did this turned into a RP thread now? I'm lost. I'm losing brain cells right now
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A detective too huh... Well, I guess I should say I'm an "amateur detective" according to the law. But don't let technical details bug you, I'm as quick witted as any official investigator!Are you bothering these nice people with your ghost stories again Jiji?
I DO NOT BOTHER PEOPLE! I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW THAT I'M LEGIT. Besides... Heh, there's no denying the things I can do now.
Did this turned into a RP thread now? I'm lost. I'm losing brain cells right now Yes, because if this becomes a RP thread, Rosie can't post in it.
Oh yeah, the things you can do. Totally. Let me guess, you’re going to attach an ouja board to your wrist, shout Henshin, and go flying into the sunset to fight Dracula?
Nah, I'll just summon up my "Persona". Come on, weren't you there for all that? Or did you forget the whole thing... Eh, either way I guess it doesn't matter.
Oh yeah, calling your own ghost or whatever so you can punch things. I’d rather just punch it myself but you do you man
My twin magums I use for self defense can turn into a blue glowing revolver that shoots one comet bullet per charge I know I’m a detective but I have to have something to protect myself plus I’m part of the spec ops so....
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Hi humans, I just came to say that you stink. Flies away.
I HATE THIS!!!!
Why exactly do you hate it
I HATE THIS!!!! Karnof: Same. Two: Same.
Susie please be nice! We don't want anyone to think we're the bad guys right?
TO HELL WITH THAT! I. NEED. ACTIONS!!! *STARTS SWING THE AX AROUND*
Whoa! Calm down okay
Listen to Ralsei, you don't know whats hiding under that cloak of his~ https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/453074249649881089/509528816817799178/2b86b6f9181033a893eea9533c675db4.jpg
TO HELL WITH THAT! I. NEED. ACTIONS!!! *STARTS SWING THE AX AROUND* Uhh, you know it is useless to fight, right?
Susie, you should learn from Ralsei and ACT instead of FIGHT TBH, i'm not even sure what kind of thread this is supposed to be at this point
Useless to fight? That's not how it is here... In this world of ours, the only choice to defend people is to take down that which would hurt them. Put that axe down will ya, or else... You're gonna have a bad time with me.
LALALALALA NOT LISTENING
Me neither, but I agree we should ACT
Kai
*Kai bursts in* MY AXE IS BETTER THAN YOURS!!!
No fighting, we can’t allow it
NO U MINE IS BETTER!!
You're gonna have a bad time with me. I'm getting flashbacks
Tch, fighting is just a fact of life sometimes. Come forth, the self soaked in knowledge best unknown! Library OfR'lyeh! As he taps a button upon his watch, in moments and a flash of dark magic a towering library stands around those gathered. Sticks and stones may break your bones, but my books leave leave ya gibbering mad if needed.
*This thread's heart has been stolen*
Should someone make a rp thread to continue this?
Kai
MY AXE CAN SHOOT FIRE! CAN YOUR AXE SHOOT FIRE? NO? DIDN'T THINK SO!
MY AXE CAN SHOOT FIRE! CAN YOUR AXE SHOOT FIRE? NO? DIDN'T THINK SO! Have you not played the game, it shoots something
MY AXE CAN SHOOT FIRE! CAN YOUR AXE SHOOT FIRE? NO? DIDN'T THINK SO! I mean, if we light Susie's axe then like yeah.
WELL, UH, NO... BUT MY AX IS STILL BETTER THAN YOUR STINKY OLD AX!!
Kai
YOUR AXE CAN'T STAND UP TO THE SHEER BADASSNESS OF MY HALBERD! IT'S TOO HOT FOR YOU TO HANDLE!