Welcome to Phansite archive (beta)
You'll find here all archived threads from the Phansite forum.
Hawaii Day!
Hello and welcome aboard Mao airlines, Tokyo to Honolulu, this is your captain speaking...
what does cap'n have to say ?
Mao, you know how to fly planes!?
"this flight is funded by amrita soda"?
HELLO MY GOOD FRIEND, HEE HO
I AM READY FOR MY BABELICIOUS JOURNEY WE ARE ABOUT TO EMBARK IN
Am I able to get on this flight?
I'm kinda scared to get on with Mao flying, but I would like to go to Hawaii....... Time to make mistakes I guess
*walks onto the plane*
hawaii tiiiime
Mao
@Kazuya I started flying planes in the 60's of course I can fly a plane
I've never been to Hawaii, I bet it'll be awesome!!
Mao
@Bonafied-Monafied yes, just don't let anyone see you
Alright cool, I'll hide under a seat. Or can I be the co-pilot??
Nice of the princess to invite us over to Hawaii, eh, Luigi?
I have a compromise. You can hide under the co-pilot's seat
Hmm, as long as I get some on flight food, I'll take that deal
Mao
Yeah do that?
@Bonafied-Monafied cars aren't allowed on plans mona
Hey everyone what's up?

OOC I'm on lunch now so I'll be around for a little bit.
Mao
@Tatsuya wanna go to we got room?
@Liam Cars can go on planes! As long as they are toy cars.
Hell why not. I'm surprised no one questions my getting on a plane in flight.
@Bonafied-Monafied
i don't think you're exactly a "toy car".
Hey Tatsu! Hanna hang out in Hawaii?
@3xcal1bur Listen, I could really use a trip to Hawaii, I just want to go. I want to see the sights, smell the smells, and even have some fish!
Well we Haven't actually left yet, we were just about to.
Yeah for a bit.. not like I got anything else.
Damn I was going to board it in flight.
Mao
I'm surprised nobody questions the poorly written name Mao on the side, along with the decrepit plane... also the fact that I'm the only staff for the entire flight...
You're a money demon, I'm sure you conned some people into building as cheap a plane as possible that wouldn't fall apart.
I can be staff if you need a co-pilot.
whats the blade size limit for carry on knives?
Mao
Oh well, everyone strap in your seat belts we're taking off!
Yeah! Hawaii here we come!
Anyone on that plane could die.....but your luck says otherwise.
There isn't one this Mao. I bet he has an assualt rifle at Least.
are short swords still knives??
Mao
If anyone has any flight experience please come up to the cockpit and act as co-pilot... this will not be for money but may help with the safety of the flight...
*Tatsuya sits down next to Mao* I'd say don't ask why I know how to fly planes but it's a normal reason. I just went to flight school.
Hawaii...here we come!
STAY BACK!
Can I be of any assistance?
Dude, you forgot seat belts. We can't strap in back here.
Mao
If you don't have a seat belt just grab the seat in front of you... or something I don't really care...
It'll be fine Gamma your Personas should help with any damage!
Mao
@Tatsuya hey since you're co-pilot and all can you make sure they all sign this release form?
Gamma, do you mind if I hug when we're aboutnto crash? Because we're not getting out of this flight alive
You did bring one of your COMPs right? I'm sure one of your Demons can save you in that case.
If we crash I'll summon Lucifer and we get in him. *Tatsuya walks over to everyone* Also sign this Mao thinks it's needed.
Yes I have my COMP rigjt here, but demons aren't very fond of planes, that's why some disappear without a trace
It says we can't sue him in case of horrible death. Why would that be a problem? Can you sue demons in the afterlife?
Lets hope nobody dies?
Mao
@Bgammax yes! you would not believe how many times that has happened to me
Yes you can. Also if you come back somehow I was dead once. Didn't stick as you can see.
Un0
Is Hawaii another country?
I would sign the papers,but...*looks at paws* I don't have any hands
Well, from where I come from uyu just become a wandering soul going around aimlessly
Mao
I think Hawaii is part of the Canadian Federation or something?
Y'know? I'll sign *Signs the paper*
Hawaii is part of the United States of America, entirely different from Japan. Also since I don't plan on dying today and this form DOES'T say anything about giving Mao my soul I'll go ahead and sign
*quicjly signs the form*
Mao
@Bonafied-Monafied you couldn't hire a lawyer. there's no need to sign.
hawaii time in a few hours, realistically.
but we're not realistic here on the phansite, are we.
Mona why can't you turn into your thief form here? I can use mine all the time.
Makes sense. *Sits down in a chair*
Mao
@3xcal1bur once the plane gets boring I'll just make it so we got to Hawaii
@Tatsuya I don't know why I can't. I just can't.
What's going on here?
@Yu-Narukami
hawaii trip!
Hawaii, beaches, sun and sand, also babes Yu
We're probably all being conned by Mao somehow, and are unable to sue him in case of horrible death, wanna join?
Mao
@Yu-Narukami I'm flying all of you to Hawaii, how did you get on this plane without noticing?
I don't know, I just exited the TV world like usual and I came out on this plane.
Hawaii sounds nice
@MakotoYuki
i bet it is! Lava, volcanoes, people who juggle fire, poison fish, bunch of cool shit like that!!
Then this plane has a tv, that means that if things get dangerous, we can escape into the TV world!
Mao
@Bgammax it's not really conning if you want to go to Hawaii, I'm just getting you there at an incredibly cheap rate, for me
I wouldn't go into that part of the TV world...
If this plane has a tv, does that mean there will be an on flight movie?
Un0
It probably has some cheap or knock-off movie tbh
Mao
The inflight movie is The Room.
I mean it has to be better than dying in a plane crash
Mao
Or Birdemic
Hey, as long as it passes the time, I'll watch it.
Wow the room? I've only heard tales if it but that's awesome. A movie so bad I can't even find it!
Oh hey, I've heard of the Room before. It's kinda like Sharknado where you have to come in thinking this movie is gonna suck and just laugh at it in order to enjoy it.
No, what's in there might be worse than a plane crash.
Can we please watch Birdemic
The...Room...? What is that...?
OOC: FUCK YEAH THE ROOM IS MY FAVORITE MOVIE. Anyway, how's your sex life?
But I've seen Birdemic.
Mao
I stole it from a dvd store so hopefully it's good
Birdemic is a classic terrible movie, but hey so is the room. Either is fine
Why not both at the same time?
It's awful Mao the best kind of awful.
Mao
*gives both DVDs to @Bonafied-Monafied*
you can pick
Oh man, I've never been tasked with such an important decision.
Un0
I'm probably gonna try to sleep, tbh, though that wouldn't work.
I'll pick the room! It seems to be what more people wanted!
Alright, I'm sure it's a great movie!
Well, I'll just be over here fusing cards.
*whispers to Tatsuya*
Should I tell Kazuya?
Mao
Alright, this is your captain once again speaking. we're nearly at Honolulu and will begin our descent now. Thank you for flying Air Mao!
D E S C E N D
Will this be a normal descent, or a crashing kind?
*Hugs Gamma* Come, my meat shield!
*Somehow Yu fell asleep while fusing cards, thousands of slime personas pour out of the card covering the plane*
Mao
@Bonafied-Monafied probably the latter, hopefully the former
D E S C E N D

E E S C E N D

S S S C E N D

C C C C E N D

E E E E E N D

N N N N N N D

D D D D D D D
This is shaping to be a real exciting flight. *gulps*
*attempts to get Kazuya off of him*
Hey, Wisp could actually slow my fall, but not if someone's on me. I'm interested in surviving this flight.
Ok well I've been at Aigis cafe to. Shit just got weirder now we have a Magical Girl around. Or maybe Witch hard to tell.
alright but seriously aren't there parachutes on this plane
Mao
Vould someone put get rid of all those slime personas back there, it would be much appreciated, whoever kills the most will be awarded first class tickets on the next Air Mao flight
Mao
@3xcal1bur the only parachute on this plane is the one on my back
How about we don't fight in this thing? It's a wreck now.

OOC: Also gotta head out sadly.
Can a cat have a ride with you when you jump out the plane, Mao?
Alright! *Kazuya lets go of Gamma* Come, Kusanagi! *Suddenly tjebgigantic sword appears, but makes a really big hole on the plane*...
....
Oh...
Mao
@Bonafied-Monafied
Yeah sure
*while we crash onto the ground the plane shakes but the passengers seem unhurt*
oh, too late we're here
>summon persona
>MAZIODYNE!
oh wait nvm hi hawaii
*Yu is still asleep*
Hahahaha...We, we made it.
I don't know how Yu managed to stay asleep, but who wants to draw on his face?
Un0
How do people sleep on a plane? It takes forever.
who cast dormina on yu??
Mao
The flight will cost a collective 500'000 yen so please pay before leaving the plane
*forks over the cash*
How about a TV instead?
I don't have any money...
Mao
@Yu-Narukami depends on the size and quality of the TV
Ummm.... I've only got 60 Yen. Kinda running low now...
*Kazuya gets off the plane through the hole he made by a mistake and runs away* Let's do that later!
Mao
@Bgammax you can just pay it back later by being a steward on the next fight we take
*Yu somehow pulls a flatscreen out of the plane's TV*
Hopefully, Yosuke won't mind.
*Basking in the hot sun*

Hey mortals what took you so long?

It was getting kind of boring around here without the usual group.
You know me, I like to take the long way around.
Mao
@Kazuya you better not run from me! I'll find you!
Considering your fur and affinity for ice I kinda though Hawaii would be too hot for you.
@Mishimans
sup man
Un0
I'm a rich prick and have tons of money!
*Throws change.*
I'm kidding, can I have my money back?
How did you get that tv?
@Bgammax
maybe he uses his ice magic to cool himself down??
Don't worry about it.
Mao
@Yu-Narukami that's fine I can pawn it away for about what the flight was worth
What do we do about the wreckage?
Hey, where did Tatsuya go?
*Flashback to Tatsuya getting sucked out of the plane through the hole Kazuya made*
@Bonafied-Monafied
take all the plane food of course.
Mao
The wreckage is fine, I'm sure the Canadian government can clean it all up...
@3xcal1bur Right, we salvage the most important things!
see im a survivalist master
Mao
Hey does anyone know where Tatsuya went? he owes me money too.
OOC: @Yu-Narukami OMG that flashback was great.
Hawai's a colonized set of islands though, isn't it?
OOC: I specialized in exposition.
@Bgammax

Mortal I have ice magic ...

What do you think I use it for when i'm not in battle?
*notices the small ice crystals in Mishimans fur*
That's actually kinda cool, no pun intended.
@Mishimans
eyy my guess was right.
Un0
Anyways, how exactly do we leave. Eh, I'll just do Hawaii things. Like eat lobsters.
@Un0 we ride a shark
Leave? Traesto of course.
I mean Yu brought a TV, we could probably go that way. Or Mao could con his way into another plane.
@Bgammax
or we perform a plane heist
actually what would that be called
but like
hawaii plane heist!!!!
Mao
Getting planes isn't too hard if you know where to look
@3xcal1bur So we'll be hijacking a plane?
*gets out of taxi*

Stupid airline getting my destination mixed up...I wanted to go to Destiny World Florida...sigh...

*sees a bunch of familiar faces*

Oh. Hey guys!
Un0
guys people are watching
*Ears perk up*

You had me at stealing planes.
Mao
@imtherealklib you should have taken my airline, we never mix up destinations
Oh, hey I thought your school trip was to L.A.
*YU has a look of confusion on his face*
Why did I say that? Anyway nice to see you, Klib.
I don't know if we should be stealing planes, I mean we have magic.
Mao
Did anyone book a hotel?
*After a lot of running away, Kazuya ends up in the middle of the beach. After a quick look around, he decides to lies down on the sand, enjoying the warm sun and the sound the waves make* Ah~! I don't remember when was the last time I went to such a beautiful and relaxing place...~ This is 1000 times better than Tokyo Millennium!
You also have a 100% crash rate so far, not the greatest statistic Mao
I got on the plane through a TV, remember? I didn't plan for any of this.
I'll keep that in mind next time Mao. That's what I get for taking Air Farce One.

*scratches head*

No clue Yu. But nice to see you too! Hawaii huh? Volcanoes, beaches, and pineapple on pizza....fun place!
Huh. Hotel? Yeah. I booked one.
Un0
You guys realize that we crashed a plane in the middle of a beach, where hundreds of somehow unharmed people are watching. Right?
wait everyone lets have a vote
pineapple or no pineapple on thos pizzas
Mao
@Bgammax at least nobody was injured, if no-one was injured it hardly counts as a crash right?
Maybe, all the slimes cushioned the fall. By the way, where did all these slimes come from?
The West Bestern over by the Big Bang Burger.
Pizza? What's a pizza?
Mao
I want beetles on my pizza
If you guys really want to leave this paradise so early then you could just go into the tv world.

*puts on sunglasses*

I'll just stay here and enjoy all the cute girls and fancy drinks.
I don't know if I want any of this pizza.
Pizza is the best Yu! We can have anything on it. My suggestion would be anchovies!
@Yu-Narukami
pizza is basically a round baked dough that you can have almost anything on
it usually has cheese tomatoes and non insectoid ingredients hto
Mao
I have to agree with the beast-thing no point in leaving right now
@Bonafied-Monafied
p o t a t o p i z z a
Huh, maybe I'll try it then.
Un0
I made a heavy ball out of sand. Cuz I have no clue what else to do.
@3xcal1bur What is this, Potato pizza, and where can I try it?
Well.... I forgot to bring anything so I guess I'll vote no pineapples.
@Mao

I happen to be an eldritch abomination!

Hmph mortals these days mistaking their monster types.
@Bonafied-Monafied
its pizza with potatoes on top and i had some when i was in korea but im pretty sure its everywhere now
That's easy, what we do next is terrorize the local and burn this place to nothing! Hahahaha!
Did anyone hear anything, evil sounding?
Let us get this Potato Pizza!
Un0
Can we go inside a building now?
Yeah, sounds good.
@Bgammax

How did you forget to bring stuff when going on vacation?

I am a shadow for fucks sake and I even remembered my stuff.

*Points paw at a bag full of treasure and other shadow based loot*
POTATO PIZZA TIME
Don't ignore me, dammit! I'll kill all you pathetic worms!
*BRANDISHES KNIFE*
YAAYY!! POTATO PIZZA!
@Shadow_Yu
don't get in the fucking way of us getting potato pizza
L E T S A G O
Let us get this potato pizza before things get crazy.
@Shadow_Yu

You may as well enjoy the environment while your here. Us shadows do need a break from the constant anger.
*runs off to find a potato pizza*
Un0
I'm naming my sand ball Johnathan. And I'm tossing him in the sea. Eff you Johnathan.
*follows closely behind*
Un0
*Follows along*
Mishimans? Who are you talking to?
alright guys, where should we look first?
Mao
I'm gonna go to the hotel and check in
Where is a good place to find pizza, in this case, potato pizza.
@Bonafied-Monafied
it has to be korean not italian because the potato pizza i had also had sweet potatoes and the crust was made of potatoes sO BASICALLY DONT TRUST WHTIE PEOPLE

that got sjw-ish real quick
@Yu-Narukami

A leftover imprint from the other world. He appears aggressive, but I have a feeling that he is nothing more then a weakling.
Hmm, so it has to be korean pizza, not italian pizza. Is there any korean resturaunts around?
Wierd, let's follow the others.
*wanders on in*

My flight to LA got detoured by inclement weather. Please ignore how impossible that actually is.
@Bonafied-Monafied
lets just call a pizza school pizza chain
*pulls out cell, dials number*
안녕, 피자 주문할 수 있을까요?
Wait, Migrant? I thought your school trip was to L.A.
*Yu once again looks confused by his statement*
Wait, you don't go to school...Why did I say that?
PIZZAS ORDERED GET H Y P E
YAY! THE POTATO PIZZA IS COMING!
YEEEAAA
You guy's sure get excited over this pizza thing.
Mao
Should we go out and get the full Hawaii experience while we wait for pizza?
Why? Same reason Hawaii exists in the Nexus, probably.
Yu, Pizza is a beautiful thing. And yeah, lets explore while we wait.
*After relaxing forna bit under the sun, he finds the group and walks up to them* Hey guys, what did I miss?
@Kazuya
potato pizza is being ordered!
You guys lead the way, I don't know much about Hawai.
Also, its time to explore!!
Un0
How do you speak Hawaiian
Mao
FOR GREAT JUSTICE!
Alright, lead the way!
Mao, what should we do first?
Mao
Lets go to the beach, I think
Un0
We were there a while ago...
I just came from there, you guys are gonna love it
Un0
Also, that's where I killed Johnathan
@Un0
i was speaking korean?
if you were asking me that is
Mao
Fine let's go to the mountains then...
Un0
No I was asking how TO speak Hawaiian
To the mountains!
Un0
Make sure to pick some Hawaiian mountain apples.
If we go to the beach, I demand lobsters.
To the mountains, where there are no girls! *Says in a half-assed tone*
Un0
Nvm Hawaiian mountain apples look effing weird.
Mao
@Kazuya you should have spoken up when they were complaining about the beach if you wanted to see girls
Nature is the most beautiful girl out there. That and lady Ann...
You say that, but we're heroes now. Girls will flock to us.
Who cares about girls when there's pizza?
anyways pizzas here
*opens box*
Yes, potato pizza in our case
My point exactly, we shouldngo to the beach and try our luck, who's with me? There are a lot of "mountains" at the beach, if you guys catch my drift.
I've had enough "babe" hunts to last me a lifetime...
@Kazuya
alright
operation mandatory babe hunt??
Un0
Click to load jpeg image (size - 123 kb)
These aren't apples...
Mao
You know what, fine let's go to the beach...
Whats in it for me in this babe hunt. In this form I can't get anything.
@Bonafied-Monafied
extra pizza? if we actually manage to pick up a girl ill order another potato pizza in celebration.
*eats a slice*
Mao
@Bonafied-Monafied I'm sure girls would think you're cute
@3xcal1bur I'll take you up on that. Lets go!
That's right, but this Babe Hunt shall be different, for you have God Slayer extraordinaire, Kazuya!
With my advice, we'll get all the ladies!
Un0
Someone's gonna have to eat these apples when we get back. It'd be a waste >.>
@Kazuya
call yourself "God Slayer extraordinaire" and you'll never pick up a girl...
Mao
where are the girls?
This can only end badly...
@Yu-Narukami
or in an extra pizza.
A-Any way, let's go to the beach!
It better end in an extra pizza...
beach tiiiime
*transition???*
If we fail, I'll buy more pizza, but only to those who were part of the Babe Hunting Team
Mao
Ok this is the beach
So how will you guys get these girls?
@Bonafied-Monafied
rob them at gunpoint, of course!
You'll go one by one, and I'll tell you guys what to say to the girls
@3xcal1bur Isn't that bad?
(Initiating Operation: B.A.B.E. H.U.N.T.

Bothering
All
Babes
Encountered

Having
Unique
Natural
Traits

...
End Transmission)
*Lands on the beach*

Hmm it appears that this world also has a Hawaii. How interesting.

*Sits down to admire the ocean*
@Bonafied-Monafied
its sarcasm. sar-cas-m.
@Delta-M
eeyyYYYYY
Mao
Operation BABE HUNT is a go
Hey, guys, a girl!
Alright, let's begin!
All I'm here for is the extra pizza.
*sits down* The babes can come to me.
Mao
isn't that a kid?
@DemonicHomura
you weren't on the plane, how'd you get here?
Bgammax was right in telling me that Hawaii is a nice place.

I actually feel relaxed for once

*Yu sits in the sun and ignores the situation*
*Warps in and watches from afar*
*moves a little further from the action*
Mao, you go first, go talk to her and say something along the lines of "You're cute" or something, be smooth!
@DemonicHomura
well we're on a babe hunt, wanna join?
I'm gonna need popcorn for this.
Un0
LOOK AT THIS HAWT CHICK :^]
Click to load jpeg image (size - 17 kb)
@3xcal1bur

I'm afraid that I know nothing of what a babe hunt is. Thanks for the offer though.
Please don't rip open the fabric of our dimension to get popcorn. Now I'm uncomfortable whenever you do that.
Mao
@Kazuya isn't that a kid, is that not morally wrong in human culture?
@DemonicHomura
oh well. enjoy your time in hawaii!